/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8720275
stick your dick in it

>>8532049
That's just how he eats his wife's taco. What a beautiful man

>>8496896
I can make that dream come true, anon, for a fee..

>>8344629
If this post isn't dubs Jack will cook for you for a month and you MUST eat it all.

>>8339638
I like the way you think

Some ideas for how to make /ck/ great again:
1. Get the mods to spend less time deleting joke replies and more time deleting shit threads. 1 shitpost as a reply only potentially prevents 1 quality post in the same thread while 1 shitpost as a thread may push off 200 posts of quality discussion.
2. Allow threads about youtube cooking channels, as long as the discussion is still about the cooking and not about peoples personal lives or such. If we're allowed to discuss Gordon Ramsay, I don't see why Ja/ck/ threads are banned. It's clearly cooking related. Confining the discussion to a single thread at a time would be sufficient.
3. Begin making a cooking guide as a community collaboration. We should have a sticky like /fit/'s, or a wiki like /g/.
4. Hire more janitors whose only job is to make fun of people posting in fast food and ramen threads so they'll hopefully learn how to cook.

all hail the king ja/ck/

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>>8185556

(T) - Next but certainly not least, Jack Scalfani! His Youtube channel has reached millions and provides homely recipes that are quick and easy!
>Jack Scalfani (J) - I consider myself a visionary, truly one with the masses. All these fancy chefs with their thermometers and recipes don't understand that food comes from the heart. I run a Youtube channel where I teach everyday people make everyday meals. We got the poor man, fat man kinda recipes where their filling but not hard to follow. I know I'll win because I know the judges want food the artist not the line cook has created.

Seen a ja/ck/ video about how much sugar is in milk and realized how bad it was for me :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_pXsK9pfDo for anyone interested.
Hoe do I cut more sugar out of my diet? I have type 2 diabetes btw.

>>8130985
>>8131312
Couldn't be more wrong

>>8119590
This

>>8083445
Stay mad

>>8053258
Why not wonderbread though?

>Faggot mods will delete this thread and ban OP for making a Jack thread

Great job guys, keep it up!

Chili's is a bad deal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv6eqH7b5d8

post your favorite jack videos

>>7999914
>>/ck/thread/S7000000#p7000000

Ja/ck/ is truly the God King of /ck/

>>7961280
Be born as a human-frog hybrid and then slowly turn into a meatball

>>7957237
>ban what I don't like!

Back to tumblr

>>7877715
Thanks for the tip senpai. I'll check them out.

Just please tell me you agree with this... Chipolte is garbage compared to Chipolte. The way I see it, there's not excuse to go to Chipolte over Anna's if those are your options. R-right?

JYAKKU

>>7740590
>being this assblasted over King Jack

>>7728334
>none of the requirements are more than tangentially related to actual cooking
I'd say that's an accurate assessment of a typical "true /ck/er".

10 random abilities one must have for being a good cook:
1. Making a sauce hollandaise the traditional way without scrambling the egg yolk or breaking the sauce when adding butter.
2. Making good veal or beef stock.
3. Knowing the difference between roasting and braising.
4. Knowing the ideal internal temperatures for beef, pork, chicken and fish without having to look them up.
5. Making a decent French omelette (almond shaped, no browning, as soft as possible).
6. Making a sugar syrup of appropriate stage (thread, soft ball, hard ball etc.) without a candy thermometer and without crystallizing it.
7. Being able to write a working recipe for 500 grams of lean, medium hydration bread dough without looking anything up.
8. Making a good ragu bolognese (ground beef in tomato soup doesn't count).
9. Filleting a whole fish.
10. Making a puff pastry sheet by hand.

How many did you get?
>0-3: average cu/ck/
>4-6: enthusiastic amateur
>7-9: culinary school student
>10: King Ja/ck/