/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19331130
When I was like 7 we had this popcorn day where kids got a bag of fresh popcorn just before recess and they had this bin that was freshly placed in the yard for the discarded popcorn bags and I ate fron the ones on the very top. It didn't occur to me that it was fucking nasty until some other kid made fun of me for it at which point I stopped. Bullying works, friends

>>18117268
>0.5kg - 1kg beef everyday along with a liter of raw milk and 5-10 raw eggs

>>17593963
The rooster is barely even hidden in this one.

>>15335104
>>15335122

>Uncle was supposed to come through and visit my mom/by proxy me
>Uncle fucking ghosted us, actually took the time to drive past our home because seeing other people not related to family was more important
>My mom being a fucknut of her own accord, did not take any of the well, considering she spent the whole day fixing up the house and she actually wanted to see her brother/his family.
>Dad, mom, and I all decide to walk down just across the street to a locally owned pub/hangout spot to get some fried food, maybe play pool, just to try to settle down from being stood up by family
>Mom decides to drink
>Mom becomes even more stupid over this shit
>Dad tries to distract himself and I by getting up to queue some songs in the jukebox
>Mom proceeds to talk shit about the family, and as usual was projecting her anger onto everyone else
>Mom tries to boss me around/be her foot slave whilst projecting said anger
>Tell mom to chill the fuck out and not talk to me disrespectfully
>Mom actually thinks it's a good idea to SPIT fucking ICE at my face
>Rightfully get pissed off
>Mom immediately makes herself to be the victim
>Mom is getting up and is trying to force us to leave
>Dad and I's songs didn't even come up on the jukebox yet, dad told her he wasn't going anywhere until he got his money's worth.
>Watch as my mom storms out of the pub to walk back to the apartments in the dead of night
>Later tell her off as she tries to make a half-assed apology to me, ended up getting yelled at again and told I'm somehow the piece of shit in all of it
>Cry to my dad as he half-assedly comforts me
Now I'm just pissed off and sad because nothing has really ever been normal.

>>14770920
>>14771961
Imagine having PEAK retardation

>>14748877
Double dubs of truth
I miss being able to have the gut of a strongman, now these days my tummy gets stupid from the most minimal of shit. I hate life.

>Be me
>Be cool
>Be making beans
>Be putting too much salt
>Be throwing away beans

>>14211273

>>14177368
I assume you're posting that on every board and I like it. That's some subtle (you) harvesting anon and I just want you to know that I admire your work.

>>13797637

>moms mistress found the red dye no.40

>>13172024
Is this a real pic

>>12780678
Y tho?

>it arrives.
>3/4 of the toppings are melted into the back corner stuck to the lid od the box
>What do /ck/ ?

not a cheap place either and I ordered online and pre-tipped cause I have no cash handy.

Dad found the Red dye no.5

>>12278527

>>12147106
A weekly airplane loss
Thanks

>>11843291
Holy shit you are a brainlet. Stay away from drugs kids, lest you turn out like this guy.

>chef warns me not to eat the garnish

>be me
>13 or 14
>part time job in KFC cleaning sit in area
>have no self respect or confidence
>get me to clean a shit filled toilet with no gloves but black bags on my hands

>>9957897
>peeled
Might as well go to McDonalds.

>>9783894
>not enough vodka left to get drunk
>need to walk to the store but feel like I might throw up
>have constant anxiety that i'll one day finally puke in public and a bunch of strangers will stare at me and judge me

what have i become