/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10305467
>>10303599

Boys I figured it out. He uses his tongue as a guard for his beard. It's almost impressive in the most gluttonous way possible.

>>10082666
this gif about sums it up

nice cup btw

>that satan get

>>8221836

>>8139804
if the smell of cooking eggs bother you hard boil or soft boil them. Wala eggs with out the smell

Picked up some white wine to make Risotto earlier, so now dinner is a bottle of white wine.

>be below 30 years old
>drink gallons of beer and liquior
>still manage to drink more
>be 30 years old
>drink 3 glasses of beer
>blackout
Wtf is happening to me, /ck/? It stopped being fun now.

Help pls

>>5911844

This shit right here is why i go to /ck/ at night. I drink about a liter of vodka each day for the past 6 years, washed down with a 12 pack of natural ice. I don't eat much, i either make a special meal with ideas from /ck/ or i drink until im hungry and walk to the 24/7 diner and get some food. The nice lady at the diner knows im a drunk and is very nice and knows what i want to eat before i even get through the door. I think i have something like 20 bottles of empty vodka bottles and an entire closet full of empty natty ice boxes i don't throw out because i don't want my landlord to see them. When i go to work i chug a strong coffee and slam 3 beers just to stop the shakes and get on with my day. Since i do day labor most of the time im out in the sun, and i can literally sweat if i just think about doing work. The drink makes me sweat like a fucking fish and its hard to explain to my coworkers. When i get my jobs i have to buy like 6 bottles of gatorade just to get through an 8 hour day because i sweat so much. I can literally feel my right side in pain from my god damn liver feeling the pain of what i did the night before and i probably haven't had a solid shit in years. I'll wake up after a 12 hour sleep and still be drunk from all the shit i drank earlier, most of the time i don't even know what day it is.

The sad part is im only 27. Judge me as you will.

I payed $30 each for onion soup bowls from a restaurant warehouse. I regret nothing.