/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>pull fish from polluted ocean waters
>fry it in disgusting pakistani sperm-adulterated cooking oil
>serve it with condiments designed to mask the flavor of rotting food
maybe 50 years ago this was cuisine, but now its an abomination and bongistani fucks have no idea how bad its become

>>9931597
utter bullshit, with all the alarmist faggotry about GMOs that are maybe 0.009% genetically different than wild-type, there is no way anything close to what you are suggesting would come to pass without extensive media attention.
ram a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up your rectum senpai

>those fuckers that eat grapes out of the bag when they haven't even paid for them so the bag is wide open
No one knows where your fucking hands have been. Don't fucking touch them unless you're purchasing them.

>>9811648
>nope

>>9756123
>shrimp
Those look like fucking peppermints

>>9743810
>airing our dirty laundry

>Go to eat at a good hole-in-the-wall comf food
>Mum's visiting
>She not only is the type that will tip 30% for "okay" service, but she is deathly afraid of staff spitting in her food
>Make quick banter with the waiter
>Immediately hear "Address him as sir and say thank you"
>I haven't talked to her in like 4 years so I'm thinking this is a joke
>It's not
>Entire rest of the evening is awkward between her berating me for "bullying the waiter" and my genuine confusion at how this night went