/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20235884
Don't listen to the haters anon. Doing this thread a service by correcting the op fuckup. Godspeed.

>>19914156

>thinly veiled white people thread
I'm in. I'm always tempted to buy the organic whole milk but I can't justify spending$7-8/gal when regular milk is $3.50.

>when you get the moka pot brew just right after messing with your shitty electric stove

>>18964068
>HELLO, FOOD FANS!
Featureman, not because he makes the most complex food, nor that his food looks "good".
But because he is based for, as he says it "I cook food to eat it, not to look at it" and for embracing and showing that you can make a perfectly okay meal for very cheap.
And his show business stories and very nice, overall 5/5.

>>18192202
that is an extremely good joke. well done

>>18130588
Modelo Negra with some lime is top-tier in my book. You can miss me with all that spicy bullshit Mexicans try to put in it though.

Don't try just 1 root beer.

Definitely try barqs first sine that's the most popular and commercially accessible root beer. That'll give you a taste starting point. Then move onto the craft root beers if you're still interested.

>>17225520
>just had deenz on rye

Someone post the sprite blow job ad webm

Psychfag here. Anytime you plan to make big lifestyle changes you NEVER go all in with major changes at one time. Make slow gradual changes overtime until you're at your goal behavior.

Try cooking 1 meal on the weekends and make it a special occasion for yourself. Experiment with what you want to cook and don't worry about it on your regular days. Luckily cooking is fun and it's not like you have to train yourself to run on a treadmill or something boring like that. After a few weekends add 1 meal/week slowly until you're reformed!

It took me about 4 minutes to type all that up so that'll cost you about 9 bucks. Where do I send the bill?

>>16478970
Wise words that will largely be wasted on a board where I'm confident half of the people here haven't been on a date in years.

To jump in where married-anon left off you should also have a good bottle of wine. Women like the sweet fruity shit anyway so I wouldn't waste too much money on something quality.

>>15721786
>>15720812
Friendly reminder you need to lurk at least 2 years before posting lest you out yourself as a bumbling retard. Thanks!

>>15650829
Habanero is great. I'll dice 1 and put it in my rice cooker to spice it up

>>15510711

>>15460060
based

my family sat down and watched this show every week for a while, the 90's were a great time

>>15431933

Easy: grill steaks, bake potatoes, and steam broccoli. Its the classic "expensive restaurant meal", it pairs well with many wines, and is overall very picturesque. Not only that, she might think it's expensive and it is super easy to cook.

>>15079396
your humor has been noted

>>14533730
heh

>>14379342
Buy nuts in bulk and take portions. They last for months on the shelf and are a better alternative to chips.

>>14368333
>first post
>blows the fuck out of retard OP
>gets trips
Excellent post, friend. Anyway, remember to sage & hide!