/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13404101
Yeah, in MS they had a megacorporate private prison "nutritionist" claim prisoners, no matter their weight or chain gang work, only need 1500 calories/day. You will starve on that regimen. But of course that's the feeding schedule the republicants adopted, god bless their withered hearts.

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>>12276303
Possession is still a felony in my state and the penetentiary looks like this.

In my shithole Mississippi county jail in literally the middle of nowhere:
>breakfast: small bowl of oatmeal and instant coffee
>lunch: Bar-S bolgna sandwich on shitty white bread, small bag of chips, a piece of bruised or slightly moldy fruit, sweat tea
>dinner: white beans cooked with fatback, corn bread, same rotten fruit as lunch, sweat tea
Menu never changes except during christcuck holidays easter and xmas. If you get caught with even 1 joint in MS you'll get to experience it for 6 months.

I know in my county jail in the poorest state of the union breakfast is oatmeal and some beginning to rot fruit. Lunch is always a baloney sandwich with stale saltine crackers and the same semi rotten fruit. Dinner rotates between ham and beans with a slice of cornbread and stew made from pork necks or hocks with a slice of cornbread. There was no commissary. Think about the torture of enduring that day in and day out. Godawful.

Mfw I'm the judge and your sentence is to be confined to pic for 5 years. Say hi to your cellmates tyrone, jamal and antonious.

>>10157382
Annddd...no one mentioned Parchman pen in MS. You will work or you will not eat. Drive through here with a couple joints in your car and Jamal's your uncle! Sessions will look like Timothy Leary compared to this place.

>>9721981
Now that sounds goat as fuck! You get the alcohol buzz tempered with the stimulant buzz from the coca leaves. Probably similar to dropping some speed while on a bender, but w/o that harsh chemical burn from the lab speed.

I'd definitely sample it, but my days of doing illegal drugs have long passed since I live in a state where you can be incarcerated in state pen for 5 years for 10g of pot.

>>9475416
Not him, but probably something like this.

>>9434108
You must be a supporter of the MS privatized penal system where they conveniently hired "nutritionists" who determined 1500 calories was the acceptable level of intake w/o regard for size of the individual or the fact that a large portion work on the chain gang in 100 degree heat. Thanks rightwing fanatics.

>>8918619
This is what happens to the ones that committ crimes against blacks in MS. The ones that comitt crimes against whites don't end up in prison ;)

>>8915024
Twink manlet detected. I'll bet you have a cute tattoo on your ass too, faggot. Come on over to MS and see what happens.