/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17164036
>he is still looking strong and healthy!

>>16541398

>>13087076
Danish Rema 1000 has their own brand milk????
?????

>>12974963
>mfw collapsing living standards over the next 50 years are masked by astroturfing media to make it seem like eating powdered crickets in a a shared dorm of 600 people you pay $1200 USD a week to live in is COOL
>mfw the people at the top are gonna continue eating blue steak in their private jets

>>12900762
>Closest whataburger is 92 miles away
I'm in pain...

>>12670618
>buy assorted seafoods at asian supermarket
>go home and make hotpot
>the following morning I wake up and run to the bathroom with intense diarrhea, seemed pretty normal
>later on the day, I started feeling a bit light headed and had stomach aches, I felt like puking but not really, until I suddenly instinctively rush to the toilet and puked a fucking fire hose of everything I ate
>keep having to shit every few hours until only brown water comes out
>have no appetite
>extremely dizzy, I can't stand straight without tipping over
>I have to force myself to get to get some nutrients in
>watery shit leaks outta my ass while I was sleeping, the constant shitting didn't give my poor asshole any rest, my mattress is ruined
>get a fever
all this happened in the span of a week

>>11192287
Oh. Well good post, thanks anon.

I definitely think it's a stupid, quite unskilled job and tipping is an absolutely retarded concept, period. But out of all the low-tier jobs I've had prior (grocery store cashier/bagger, line cook) I never quite realized how nicely the expectation of tips can raise up your earning potential.

However all your points are right; there's only one other host(ess) if I'm not the only one scheduled that day, but she always gives me the credit card tips because she claims she makes sufficiently more than me, hourly (lol). Also true that I often come in tired, don't try very hard. But I'm friendly enough and let slide the people who skip out, and get plenty of tips as long as there's decent volume of guests - which there isn't, a lot of the time

But this morning I considered going and asking for a raise; I took my rough average paycheck amount in my mind and imagined what a 20% hourly pay bump would look like, and then it hit me that tips are what's providing a lot of the moolah in my check. A whopping 20% pay raise would barely do shit to my total earnings! So I just don't know how most of my fellow serverbros game this. I'd have to be making like $16/hr just to make an appreciable dent on my paycheck.

>>10131530
Dosent add salt or pepper whilst cooking.
>drowns dishes like casserole, chilli con carne and curry with excessive water.
>doesn't add seasoning, stock pots or cubes and says the "ready made packet is more than enough."
>Over cooks rice to a grovel like porridge.
>Over cooks pasta so it falls apart to bits in the pan and then has the cheek to moan when I do it aldentae as according to the packet.
>Undercooks green beans and peppers so they are squeaky and like chewing rubber.
>Dosent let me use anything beyond salt and pepper to the point I have to add stuff like paprika, garlic and cayenne in secret without them seeing.
>Turns my music on the radio off or down when I'm cooking.
>Dumps dirty greasy pots and pans in the water straight away before I have a chance to wash the cutlery, utensils and plates to the point I have to fill up two sinks of water instead of one.

FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>8360264
Imagine being cuck. Now imagine being cucked by Ja/ck/. JUST

>>7947626
just a retarded faggot weeb who types like this to get attention

>Craft beer
>Craft burgers
>Craft toast

>>7553410
I wish I had a gf

>>7500761
>Drank 2 32oz Cobras, and 2 hard orange sodas.

HE JUST WANTED A PIZZA RECIPIE, LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT HIS IGNORANCE WOULD LEAD TO SUCH RIDICULE. OP FELL FOR THE PINTREST MEMES THAT TELL HIM HOW TO LIVE HIS LIFE. OP THOROUGHLY ANALLY DESTROYED