/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sober-up September

... I was supposed to start on the 1st right?

>>14002027
He wut?

>>14012067
>tfw tolerance starts building up

>>13862238
>tfw your grandmother buys fish and chips but eats only the fish just so she can have cold chips for tommorrow

>>12555514
>for your crush/gf/wife

y u do dis?

>>12204227
I think it's tacky, but fuck dude, if it makes you happy then by all means. Fuck people like me anyway, it's your tattoo get what makes you happy. I have all sorts of dumb shit, it's not like I'm in any place to judge anyone.

I never feel bad about children dying in accidents like this. I mean, I feel bad for the parents of a kid who dies of cancer, but in general if you're stupid enough to let your kid fall down an obscure greasepit, you deserve what you get.

I've worked in places where these stupid fuckaroos let their kids run wild, climbing on things and eating all sorts of random samples. It's just Darwinism; either you protect your kid so it survives being stupid, or your kid should be smart enough not to do stupid shit. A 3 year old is still old enough to be strapped into a chair for gods sake, why is it walking around like a lemming in the first place?

when you derail a thread...

Tfw just got a job in your favourite restaurant.

Industry thread general.

>the menu is a single page
>the menu is 8 pages but they only specify in one type of food

I love eating but I hate spending money.
Most of what I eat right now is peeled and fried potatoes with green peppers, eggs, and sometimes sliced sausage
and
Eggs, spam, toast, ham
Sometimes ramen

I'm getting pretty tired of it tho.
What are some other cheapass meals?

>>8139949
Can sorta confirm. I worked at wal-mart for around six months before they laid me off, but fat people tend to be their own category, while nonfats have a split again of normal and non normal.

I worked grocery, and this is my favorite story.
>Just started working only about three weeks
>standing around doing some shit
>guy comes up to me and asks where the taco sauce is
>point him to the isle I'm pretty sure it's down
>he says it's not there
>I notice this guy looks pretty fucking high, long blonde hair, that kind of dude.
>I go and ask a coworker real quick where the taco sauce is
>"Taco Sauce? Man that's some fucking white ass taco bell shit" shows me exactly where it is
>I go back and find this guy and show it to him
>he looks at it for a good moment and goes "nah man, the taco bell sauce. You know?"
>I'm holding back laughter at this point
>I go and check for it in the back
>Don't have it
>go back to him and tell him
>"Oh...(pauses)...hey do you know any good guac recipes?"

I'm never going to forget this story. Pretty alright job otherwise.