/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12788584
>supermarket tea

>>11628328
>Over 15lbs of food in one sitting
>Mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfu7Ul5g8s

>putting anything other than salt and pepper on a steak

That is just un-American

... After my brother went into boy scouts, he began asking for MREs for his birthday and Christmas but never took them camping. We would lie about the cost of school lunches just so we could buy more school cafeteria food out of the terror of coming home with an appetite.

Oh god, the memories...

I'll leave it there before I begin ranting on the laundry list of metabolic disorders I have now. Officially, my dad died of kidney failure after a host of other metabolic issues. But to my brother and me, it may as well have been negligent homicide.

When is the real ck dollar boy comming back. You can't just post a dollar and type shitty ass english. The dollar was there to prove it is him w/ the same ID code on the dollar bill. Plz stop trying you fuckin retard.

Frozen microwave food is even more shitty than fast food

>>5954603

>>5835712

>>5798487

>sweat potatoes

Anyway, have you ever made split pea soup? Where I live a pound of dry split peas is $1-$2 and only gives about 650 calories. Very high in fiber, protein, and potassium, and it's extremely filling so not something you have to worry about overeating.

I make mine extra thick, let it cool and solidify, add a little salt, and eat it like mashed potatoes. You can also cook it with black beans and spices to make it really savory.

>buying and eating the cheapest meat you can find

>>5455160
>iceberg lettuce
>wet tomato
>cheese not melted
>meat patty is small and lacks color

>>5455195
>literally boiled onions

and is that fucking cheese wiz I see hanging off the bottom bun?

>corn on pizza

SPONGE CAKE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SEA SPONGE

>>5141935

>I've literally beheaded, gutted, skinned, taken the fore-arms off of, and then stuffed frogs with a delicious pork and peanut mix. The horrifically non-living food entity will sometimes roll over, sit up straight, and attempt to jump (forearm is missing, it fails).

And you want to eat that shit?

>carnists

>cow products

>eating stomachs, hearts, and hooves

>>4776756
>pic

Dude, that's nasty. I thought regular poutine was bad, but it didn't look too bad, but this shit mannn...

>don't clean bottle that protein shake was in
>for one day even
>that smell

>>4734261
Dat low power microwaved cheese...

>imitation crab in a tortilla with kraft cheddar cheese
>microwaved

>those listerine breath mint strips
>eaten just before biting into a "hint of lime" tortilla chip

Those days I learned that things that taste good on their own don't always taste good together

>>4615839