/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10991716
here's a fucked up story for you dude
>be me
>go to friends house for sleepover with like 3 others
>table with drinks and snacks on it
>green tea
>drink some, tastes good man
>drink a shit ton, really enjoying it
>tell friend "hey i really like the green tea you guys got"
>"what are you talking about we dont have green tea"
>i show him the jug
>he tells me that it wasn't actually tea but water in a fucking tea gallon from over 4 years ago
>oshit.jpg
>shit brains out for the entire night, smells like a mixture of burning hair and rotting flesh
>tell parents
>not allowed at sleepovers anymore
>mfw