/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16619397
>>16619526
HUE

>draining the water from ground meat thinking its grease
>oil in pasta water
>not salting pasta water
>serving plain dry pasta under a mound of sauce instead of finishing the pasta in the sauce
>dull knives
>uses any type of gadget to chop vegetables instead of a chef knife
>jars of cheap pasta sauce in cupboard
>can't cook an egg over easy/medium
>washes meat before cooking
>metal utensils on nonstick pans
>any time someone makes their "famous [food]" it is invariably shitty
>salted butter

I like to:
>mix in an egg, breadcrumbs, ketchup, worchestershire sauce, salt, pepper, garlic
>patty them about 1/2" thick with a thumbprint indent in the center
>throw them on the grill and watch them puff up into a sphere
>spray the grease fire with water from a spray bottle
>put cheese on them and watch 70% of it it slough off
>assemble it on a bun with all the fixings (lettuce, tomato, raw onion, ketchup)
>watch everything fall off, then smush it all together in a rage
>try to fit my mouth around this 7" abomination while the totally soaked bottom bun disintegrates and all the toppings slide out on the first bite
>get pissed and eat the burger+cheese by itself with my hands
>throw away the bun and toppings
Ahh yeah, good times.

>>13245921
>>13247407
Fucking retarded

>>5375328
Enjoy peeing out all that protein, because that's what you are going to do. MMmmmm excess nitrogen. What a stupid meal.