/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17590595
>trusting 2022 mcdonalds workers with chicken, while paying chic fil a prices for it
Ngmi

This is a weird but based thread

>>17415245
>libshit yankee detected
Kindly fuck off sir

>>15719645
>flour, salt, egg, water
Imagine being on a cooking forum and being so retarded that you have to have a corporation mix these ingredients for you, and then pay a premium to buy it, when you could have made it yourself at home for next to nothing and it tastes better. Use the shit you got in your pantry and it'll be fresher and better than any prepackaged bs. If you want the authentic Japanese experience, then import some high gluten and low gluten flour you lazy fucks.

>>15270882
>Crafted the perfect recipe for cabinbrah
>Made extra sure to make a low effort dish based on all the examples provided
>The spices and ingredients were all easily accessed at a local Walmart
>Even the flavor profile was a good match for the ingredients, with the noodles absorbing the beef and garlic flavor prior to basking in the delicious broth created moments before serving
>I even garnished it with a jalapeno flavored pickled egg, something a little extra and fancy.
>my hands are trembling as I read the words "I always drain my noodles", thoughts racing through my mind.
>The words "sounds like a lot of work man" are an ensemble of loud reports that leave my ears ringing as if in the dead of night, battle erupted around me as I was drifting to sleep in a cot in some god forsaken ass end of the earth
>I realize I am now perspirating, as a bead of sweat hastily cascades down my back and into my asscrack
O-ok cabinbrah. Yeah, no worries!

>>15154644
Rolling for OP to deliver ordering this pizza and posting proof, or OP will consume a pube in his pizza tonight.

>>14481269
>You remind me of someone I know. I can’t stand picky eaters.
>I can't stand picky eaters.
>picky eaters.
>picky
I try to eat it. Trying to learn to enjoy something isn't picky. You're a retard.

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>>14481219
Something about it tastes off in such a way that it seems like only a retard would continue to eat it. It's probably akin to the kind of natural reaction your body would have to eating, oh I dunno, feces.

My guess is that it's an evolved trait to prevent you from eating dumb shit, which blue cheese skirts along the edge if since it is literally moldy cheese.