/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Am I a schizo, it seems like every time I ask a coffee question somebody responds pretending to be an expert but really they just watch a lot of Hoffman videos and parrot his opinion. I don't know who to trust bros. How many people has he gotten to already? Now I can't tell if people saying "oh the baratza encore grinder can't do espresso" or "you need to spend at least $400 for a starter espresso machine" know what they're talking about or are more Hoffman sheeple.

>>14543051
>mom found the cum den

>>11970789
>it's a """white""" Popsicle

>Bouts of chest pain, sweats, and shortness of breath for months now. >Been on a diet of mainly fast food and sweets for way longer than OP
>no health insurance

>get blackout drunk last night
>wake up feeling like death
>as usual
>check computer
>spent all night shitposting on random boards making up all sort of absurd shit and baiting people
>went full red pill on /pol/, I don't even believe half of that shit
Least I am not shitposting on facebook any more

I’m making dumplings right now and I added way too much salt. They’re still cooking and won’t be done for another 15 minutes, and I was wondering if there’s a way to make them less salty?

>>9744940
What the fuck man

>inb4 carving turkey with a chainsaw

>>9621863
Is my breath stinky?

>>9527499
Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Neutral... But first I always suck out the air. As soon as you see the bread squish a little, twist, reapply original bag clip, & tuck. I'd genuinely be more surprised if someone spergs about their bread as much as I do.

>>9186110
c-can i have napkin pls

>>9168905
w-who me?

Does anyone else here constantly make inadvertent eye contact with the wait staff every time you go out to eat? Or is it just me?

Servers are constantly coming to me from across the restaurant because I accidentally look up and catch their eye, so I sometimes have to make something up that I am needing just to make it less awkward

does anyone wanna be my gf?

>>8863895
>got blackout drunk at party with acquaintances
>tomorrow people are asking me if im ok since i was talking about killing myself
shit

A pulled pork burrito that's been sitting in my car since yesterday.

>>8815723
What did it say?

>>8784992

>Be browsing this thread
>Mum asks to borrow my computer
>Close thread
>Later get computer back
>Thread has been reopened

What do I do lads

>thought fresh ground pepper was a meme
>it literally makes everything better

>going to starbucks in a hour and not sure what to order

>>7950944
>suffer from mild prolapsed anus
>about to conceive a big fat log result from a big fat steak I ate yesterday
You don't know half the pain OP

Can skinny people get diabetes?