/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My ex gf had a seafood allergy and had to take a card like that written in English and the countries language we went in abroad. If she eats any type of seafood she goes into anaphylactic shock and will die. Most places would look at the card and were completely fine with it in gookland but it was only one sentence.

>be kid me
>mom decides to get me a babysitter since she doesn't feel like watching me after school anymore
>first day at new babysitter's house
>walk in
>smells like catshit and cigarettes
>other kids around my age either playing with old broken toys or crowded around a tiny black and white TV watching cartoons
>sit in the corner and stare off into space trying to figure out what I did wrong to deserve this punishment
>babysitter says it's snack time
>hands me a dirty paper plate with some canned ravioli, a strange home-made looking cookie, and a handful of pork rinds
>ask for some milk or water
>she says that the glasses are all dirty so I can't have any
>sit down at the table to eat
>try some of the ravioli but it turned out to still be cold since she didn't feel like warming it up
>didn't like pork rinds so I just avoided them
>try home-made cookie
>it's actually pretty good
>take another bite
>something stringy
>big glob of the woman's hair leading from inside the cooking to my mouth
>get sick

Ever since then I haven't been able to eat ravioli or pork rinds

>>11147882
>raw onions
>raw peppers
>ham
>cheese
>ramen
>can of cancer juice

>>11021590
fucking gross, terrible pairing of items, disgusting combination of flavors

>any kind of mac n cheese with fucking ketchup

>>6803478
>friend gets a side of ranch dressing to go with their pizza
>don't care since it's their food and they paid for it
>it comes in a bowl
>they proceed to dip their pizza in it and eat it
>they finish eating their pizza
>still a good amount of ranch left
>they pick up the bowl and drink it

If you want ranch with your pizza then whatever, but don't drink the shit like a salty milkshake.

>>6601688
i'd rather stick my dick in a poopy bum than a cunt that wreaks of cheese and fish.

>Chocolate under 85% cacao content
>Chocolate with milk

>>6004315
yea they probably use soy milk instead of dairy milk.

>>5802883

>>5687159

>>5155337

>>5086677
>dat unbrowned saussage
Also no flour... do you even poor??

>>5039573
>god all that disgusting white-ass meat