/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15088914

>Make family some homemade cookies when I was younger
>Like really well done followed a neat online recipe I found online I thought sounded cool
>Family eats them no biggie
>But I fucked up slightly because mum got a cookie with some eggshell in it

To this day she will not eat any of my cooking if it has eggs in it. I don't know why but it hurts she won't believe I've since learned how to properly crack eggs.

>>10000000
>wasting legendary get on hahaposting

>parents have italian family visiting
>the parents are mario the manlet and his dyke wife who's 150% his height
>two snot-nosed boys probably 10 years old
>probably first time any of them ever left Italy
>my parents make a delicious pumpkin soup for dinner the first night
>the kids can't eat it because it has a single pinch of chili powder in the entire pot
>italian dyke mom promises to cook italian meal
>makes a list of the ingredients she needs
>"haha do I neede to write tomahto in english? Haha I wille just write pomodoooro"
>list asks for mascarpone, canned tomatoes, pasta, ladyfingers
>she's worried if Danish supermarkets will carry those things "because they arre Itahlian"
>my dad comes back an hour later with everything
>italian dyke mom goes on and on about how good she is at making tiramisu
>makes the soggiest, blandest tiramisu of all time
>after "spagghetti al pomodoro" which is essentially just the can of tomatoes, some olives and spaghetti
>snot face brats pick away the olives and tomato bits
>evenketchupwouldbebetter.jpg
>at least they made a decent pine nut quiche
>after dinner my dad makes some coffee
>italian dyke mom makes fun of it and brags about italian coffee
>"most importante thing about cawfee is de wohter"
>"dat is why Napoli hase de beste cawfee and also de beste piizza"

Why are Italians so pretentious, uncultured and rude about food. My poor parents actually humored them for four days. And insulting a well made cup of coffee when you're a guest in their home is honestly over the fucking line.

>mfw supermarkets throw perfectly fine/slightly stale food into dumpsters and then get pissy when hobos try to eat it

Why don't they just donate the unsellable stuff to food banks and shelters?

>>7831894
I know that feel. Just bought some lentils from Target.

>tfw they start spilling all over the self checkout and the attendant just watches

Magyar feels when
>"paprika just fo' color, it don't do nothin' fo' no seasonen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw