/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17042551
ah yeah my jogger, that's the spirit.

me and my best friend experienced our first homosexual encounter together drinking this shit

>Breed dogs to implicitly trust humans and value your life over their own
>Have formed a symbiosis with them that dates back before humans started agricultural civilization
>They don't even taste good
>Eat them

>>14668866
Can my dog have some too?

>>14243672
>A micromort is a unit of risk defined as one-in-a-million chance of death.
>One micromort is equal to:
>Drinking 0.5 liter of wine (cirrhosis of the liver)
>Smoking 1.4 cigarettes (cancer, heart disease)
>Spending 1 hour in a coal mine (black lung disease)
>Spending 3 hours in a coal mine (accident)
>Living 2 days in New York or Boston in 1979 (air pollution)
,>Living 2 months with a smoker (cancer, heart disease)
>Drinking Miami water for 1 year (cancer from chloroform)
>Eating 100 charcoal-broiled steaks (cancer from benzopyrene)
>Traveling 6000 miles (10,000 km) by jet (cancer due to increased background radiation)
https://web.archive.org/web/20110615151812/http://tobaccodocuments.org/lor/03732381-2387.html

>>13873051
frogs are cute

>be teenager
>living w mom and her partner (and his 3 kids)
>mom gets sick, splits with the guy and leaves the house and moves with my brother
>mfw left behind with my dog and no money or food

i used to eat toasted bread with mustard and salt. I had to leave the house, wait in a line outside the bakery for like one hour to get some. I'll bought for 2 or 3 days. The mustard was already in the fridge. Also season fruits like mango that were ridiculously cheap back then. I gave half of all this to my dog since I didn't had enough money for dog food. One day eating noticed mangos had some fruit maggots in it, took off as many as i could and ate anyways. I lived like this for a couple months. Doggo and I managed to survive tho. Miss him

>>12561254
>Visited the Smithsonian too, was not impressed.
the smithsonian is fucking tits dude, although the airplane museum out by Dulles is far better.

DC is a shitty city for corporate lawyers and college/20something kids who all rely on their parents to pay rent while they pursue dumb careers. Aside from the fact that it's full of braindead 20-something beautiful girls (which isn't exactly good either) it's an awful city. Rents are Manhattan level for anywhere that isn't Anacostia and houses start at 1.5 million bucks. You've gotta be a lawyer or commute like 3 hours each way to work to even consider living there comfortably

I prefer to raise and eat rabbit.

>>10980810
>literal SOY sauce
holy fucking kek the memes are real

>>10514422
he‘s fresh blood since april 8th, cut him slack, yo.

>>10331294
I just do raw quick oats in cold milk and eat, no soak time required.