/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13063255
>you've officially lied too long
>your body's attempt at telling you this

I have no idea what you're talking about. Your body deliberately becoming a decrepit ball of pain as a way of telling you that you've been lying to it is not a thing. What I do know tho is that among other factors a nutritionally sound diet, good exercise routine and regular medical checkups can help keep the worst factors of old age degradation at bay, or at the very least keep them manageable. We're all gonna get old and die. I'd rather get there as a ripped granddad with a big dick and an optimistic outlook instead of some fat fucker with 0 muscle and 20 health disorders from a life of poor eating.
You can do it too! Unironically eat a bag of dicks! Preferably goat!