/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10399870
>sit wherever you want

>Waitress brings you toast
>Ghosts you
>You have to wait get her attention and ask for butter.
>The toast is now cold.

>>9776441
If you have crones disease, or anything that would require the removal of any part of your GI then you're going to be NPO for the rest of your life unless you get some kind of miraculous transplant which is basically unheard of and rarely done as most surgeons don't like the risk involved.

Long story short, ghetto pizza aside, you lose your esophagus...you're eating through a bag attached to your large intestine. You're probably shitting and pissing into a bag as well.

>>9545932
I can't disagree but holy moses she got fat and ugly.

She was hot as fuck for a while though.

>>9506323

>>9480131
>Imitation crab meat
>Contains crab

>>9408145
Everything you just said is wrong. Little Havana, Italian places all over, Tex-Mex, BBQ joints. Like, do you travel?

I'm not hating on another state by any means, but the food I got in Montreal, everywhere I went, was garbage. Perhaps I just went to the wrong places.

>>9288501
>eating fungus

>>9143845
Jesus Christ.

>Ctrl F: Poptart
>0 results

>>9019847
>Whisking the eggs in a bowl
>Not whisking them in the pan

You had one job. .

>>8942538
>star anise

>>8926780
I actually feel bad for this fat bitch. Psychological conditions like hers are no joke. I'm the same way myself about clowns...fuck clowns. But if I am terrified and hate clowns do you think I'd join a circus? No.

It's fine to not like something as a cook, but you still need to be able to taste and cook it.

>>8452058
>roommate says don't eat my stuff
>eat his stuff

You're well on your way to an efficiency 1 bedroom apartment buddy.

>>8414924
Sauteed mussles with thyme, herbs de provonce and some sauce is great once you get good at making it. It takes a few tries to get it right.

Oysters I dunno, I personally hate them, probably due to shucking those fuckers for over a year every dinner service.