/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11166495
My Abuela would cook up rabo encendido every Saturday, but after the price went up because of hipsters, she couldn't afford it. Now she's dead and I'll never eat it again.

Culture Vultures can go to hell.

>>11124157
>cooking in the kitchen
>anybody comes in or tries to talk to me
>anybody says could i have some
>anybody says "oh what are you cooking"
>anybody coughs, spits on the ground or sneezes in the kitchen
>anybody looks at me the wrong way

leave me alone

>>11111111
what

>>11008614
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>fast for a week
>stop shitting
>start eating again
>still not shitting

>>10799943
>GF wants to grab in-n-out before I give her the in-n-out
>Get fries because i'm not hungry enough for a buger
>Told her to get whatever she wants
>Just gets a burger
>Bitch starts taking my fries
>Tell her i'll go buy some for her
>"Oh anon I only want them because they're yours :3"

Fuck all you french fry stealing bitches

>>9628485
dinotendies get out reee

>"cut the chili down the middle"
>"and now we're just going to scoop out the seeds"

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

>>9433426
WAKE UP, I'M HUNGRY

As a brit, how the fuck do you lot across the pond afford takeaway pizza?

How much does it cost for you? Because here you've got to pay like 15 quid for a single pizza (20 dollars).

My grocery stopped selling King Oscar crosspack.

>burger is too large to take a bite

HOW DO I STOP GETTING ITCHY SWAMP ASS

>>8912454
RELISH AND CHILI???

REEEEEE

>seafood
>chicken thigh
>any other food where you can't eat everything on the plate

>>8877617
>Barbecue isnt a pretty food.

>Braised ribs
>BBQ

>>8622504
Well I cant because i live in Australia. Thats why i want an authentic pastrami recipe. Our merchants dont open bakeries or pastrami houses here.

Do you shit in your hand and then throw it into the toilet?

I've been off proper tobacco products since mid-October. I've been off the e-cigarette for about 3 hours.

Fuck.

FUCK YOU FAGS WHO COOK THE YOLK TO A SULFUR SOLID

SUNNY SIDE YOLKS SHOULD BE RUNNY FOR DIPPING REEEEEEEE

>>8259035
Reeee you fat cunt, I can cook but you're not getting shit

REEEee