/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8246801
>calling Miracle Whip mayo
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>8209459
THE LAST 3 TIMES I ORDERED A QUESARITO THEY'VE GIVEN ME A CHEESY CORE BURRITO! IT'S NOT THE SAME GOD DAMNIT! REEEEEEEEEEE

>>8063382

All I wanted was tendies with honey mustard sauce FUCK YOU

>>8051382

I am ashamed to admit it but I am a glutton. When I was 13 I asked my dad for some chicken tendies. We lived way out in the middle of no where so he had to pick them up on his way from work cause I was not going to walk for an hour to get them. When he got home I was excited cause I was starving. I emptied the paper bag and there qere 5 tendies, fries, ketchup. I got angry because there was no honey mustard sauce though. I yelled "what is the point of tendies without honey mustard!?!?" I called my dad a faggot and tried to hit him. He sent me to my room. I gave him the silent treatment for a month and then to my utter dismay he died from a heart attack (undiagnosed heart condition). So now I eat tendies with honey mustard sauce on a daily basis (at least 20 strips and 4 orders of fries divided into 3 meals). I will often incorporate chicken and fruench fries into other meals loke sandwiches, pizza, macaroni and I only ever use honey mustard on my pizza instead of ranch. I am 5'6, 300lbs and won't stop eating until I double in size and die. I am 19 btw.

>>8043304

5 times a month and we always go to KFC to get TENDIES. Once we went there though and there was no honey mustard sauce for our tendies and it ruined our week

>>7953364
Why the fuck is he WHISPERIIIING?

This shit is cash! With the buttery flavor! Back to Tumblr with you, faggot! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7813273
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>>7812972
>>7812893
>>7812656
>PICKLES

>>7733697
>PICKLES

>>7603081
>PICKLES

>>7596441

>chill man

NEVER

WTF IS THIS SHIT

BRONIES GTFO OUT OF /CK/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7441769
> Recipes measured in ratios rather than actual units

>>7046574

WHY ARE MY PICTURES FLIPPED TO THE SIDE

>>6929530

>HD's full of American porn, music and movies.

S-shut up!

>>6914260
>>6914267
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LEFT /v/ TO GET AWAY FROM THE METAL GEAR
FUCKING GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want to go onto that show just to serve that fat retard italian fuck who hates onions a plate of onions done 50 ways.

>>6753366
Do it. My neighbors around the block have these pesky rabbits that dig holes and chew up their wires and shit. Once they cause to much trouble an exterminator comes and fucks their shit up. They take about two years to repopulate. Needless to say, they're doomed.

All I want to do is shoot them with my high-velocity air gun and make hassenpfeffer out of them. The problem is that the rabbits right across the street from a high school, and police patrol the streets around it a lot, even in the dead of night. I would defo get caught firing my air rifle in that corner of that street. Even if my house is only a block away, there'd be a 50/50 chance someone would call the cops and if anyone saw my rushing back to my house I'd get in trouble.
I want to hunt those rabbits so fucking bad that my dick hurts. If I want to cook rabbit I have to go to a Mexican store where they charge like $15 per rabbit when I could just shoot one for free because I don't want the cops called on me.

>only one vegan restaurant in my state
>it's raw fad bullshit
>way too fatty, buts in everything
>not even entirely whole foods
>de-fibered juice and some oil can be called raw

Going to have a good time when I go to Europe soon. At least half a dozen vegan eateries per city.

>>6667867
>bacon

>>6484314
>Tonight is all me!
>Ranch style chicken!
>Used a packet
THAT'S NOT ALL YOU
STOP MAKING CHICKEN FOR YOUR FAMILY EVERY NIGHT

>"cheese crisps"
Horrible
>plugging shitty sauce
Ass
>undercooked chicken
Fuck
>salsa/cream cheese "dip"
Die
>mfw