/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17274567
Literal garbage.

>>17165523
Why do they put so much sodium in it?

>>16544831

>Riding with someone in the McDonalds drive thru
>Get my order in
>Other person starts custom ordering shit
>Don't even feel like eating my food when we get it because it probably got boogered after triggering the wagies with "NO PICKLES MAKE THE MAYO SWIM I WANT TWO TOP BUNS NOT A TOP AND BOTTOM DOUBLE CHEESE BUT ROLLED NOT FOLDED AND A SODA WITH NO ICE CAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA AS I SAY THIS OUT LOUD INTO THE SPEAKER"

>>14163999

>>12793338
please tell me you're just pretending to be retarded

>premade dough

>it's this thread again

>>12264561
>Often when i was going through the refrigerator, i would find teeth marks in the butter.

>>12185449

>poorfag
>just looking for cheap meals
>find recipes that say they're super fast and simple
>"Now take the bowl to your power mixer/food processor/blender..."
>mfw
I just want a recipe I can make with a wooden spoon or a whisk. That's why I love these threads.

>>11332098
Don't eat them. Look at the wall/ceiling, anon. The house probably has toxic mold all in it.

>>11162117
Why would you do that? I mean I guess I understand some folks like tuna melts or whatever but you baked an entire pie full of horrendous looking tuna and what looks to be full on processed cheese.
There is no way that won't make you through up immediately

>>10788107
>its the curse of any food show; how else can you convey the food is really great and interesting and generate interest for the show?

There's literally a YT channel called "Travel Thirsty" that has ZERO commentary and has only 800k less subs than him but only 346 videos vs his 860 videos.

The travel thirsty channel only really started posting videos 2 years ago, where as Mark Wiens started over 7 years ago, which is further proof that you don't need to be an obnoxious cunt like Mark Wiens to have a good food channel.

>>10413059
i don't care for this

>>10122196
>remburst for wear and year

>>9883306
>t. Abort everything I don't think is genetically perfect and castrate the poor

>>9773048
gbt plebbit

>>9727451
>*one finger in the air*
>Garcon!

>>8828006
>Chipotle Mayo
>Mayo
>Healthy

>>8368365
No, that never occurred to me.

Yes I've tried it, you trashcan. It doesn't do whatever milk or fruit juice do for whatever reason and I end up sucking down booze.

>>8259093
Please be false.

>>7942601
Nearly all the restaurants in America offer shitty microwaved tendies, burgers, and shit like Apple slices for little dick kids
My brother is fucking 14 nearly 15 and he only gets tendies at any restaurant because of these fucking things

>>7543613

The chicken in the foreground in that picture was definitely there when they took the photograph and not awkwardly Photoshopped in