/ck/ - Food & Cooking

After doing WFH for the past couple years, my company is calling us back to the office full time starting the new year. In retaliation what are some pungent, offensively smelling foods that I can bring to the office (but also edible and good tasting).

Also, I want to switch it up with foods that will give very voluminous and stinky braps. I of course will release my gas in a silent manner.

I want to torture this work space while I look for another job.

>>19433049
>>19433045
sexo

>>19392719
beyond fucking DEVILISH AND BASED!!!!
I always request for a fork at sushi places.

>>19360728
>Go to supermarket
>Pick up a pack of leeks
>Go to milk fridge
>Place leeks in it
>Find member of staff
>Tell them there's a leak in the milk fridge

>label says "refrigerate after opening"
>refrigerate it before opening

>be me
>be storing my piss in jars for months
>work opening job as barista
>idea.exe
>bring some piss jars with me to work
>fill airpot with piss
>tell people it's our light roast kenyan
>get compliments from hipsters all day on how great our light roast kenyan is

>>18158601
Soda pop.

>ITT: poors

>be me
>go to cafe
>stare at menu wistfully for several minutes
>fascinatedly ask baristas in-depth questions about their beans and the drinks on the menu
>stare at menu for a couple more minutes
>order a red bull
>leave

>paying for this weeks meal
>pretend I'm being a villain by paying in coins
>I'm actually broke, and this is loose change I could find
delightfully devilish, if I do say so myself

>>17707473
Somebody's not adventurous.

I take all the carts out then put them in backwards.

>>17629683
666

>>17526666
This lie was brought to you by Giga Satan.

>>17129485
Devilish

>>17080336

>Go to Burger King drive thru
>Use paper coupon code
>Don’t give them the coupon

>go to the store
>load up a plastic bag with shallots
>head to the self checkout
>ring it up as onions

>>16675094
That's why he lies

>thing is on sale
>notice they are expiring in a couple of days
>take the ones at the back of the shelf that expire in a few weeks

>Head up to the drive through
>Make a long complicated order
>get up to the window
>"lmao I forgot my wallet, sorry."
>laugh as the seething wagies are forced to throw it all away

Is drinking your tea with milk and sugar acceptable for an adult?

>go to any chain restaurant
>displeased in any way
>contact customer service and get sent a free gift card

>go to "chinese" buffet
>in sushi line getting some food
>random black anon with no respect for personal space comes up to me
>ask me "whus that green stuff?"
>tell him it's "watermelon puree"