/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17695553
When the cov*d strain that infects animals like cows and pigs comes out of the lab, that would be perfect excuse to outlaw meat, this is the plan and I WON'T eat the fucking bugs

I used to work at a fucking raising canes. It drove me crazy. Only one person was to close the whole front of the store. Sounds easy right? Well...
>Was required that every miniscule crumb be swept up. After thorough sweeping, have to turn out lights to search for more crumbs with flashlight
>Highschoolers liked to come by for food after their games. You could have everything squeeky clean 3 minutes from closing and here comes about 40 rowdy asshole teenagers to ruin all your hard labor
>Managers literally didn't do anything other than sit in back office, demand tasks on others and make sauce
>Working there causes your face to break out. It doesn't matter whether you eat the food or not. The grease is in the air.
>Had to lift heavy cushions out of corner tables to clean out crumbs
>Always got out of work an hour or more late (closing at 11pm on Sunday-Thursday, 12pm Friday and Saturday)
>The CANESLOVE lotto peel offs on cups. They were everywhere

Probably more, but i've bitched quite enough for now

>>11778068

>>11186140
>>11186220
This sounds dirty.
>Kiddy Cocktail.
You want some fooking Jesus Juice to go along with that, kiddo?

>>9656655

>>9646414
>>9647631
DELETE THIS

> Be 22 living in college apartment
> Like to cook because I know how and everyone else here just buys shitty cheap shit from the cafe or fast food so the kitchen is always empty
> Decide to make hamburger helper instead of my bomb ass steak or sushi or spaghetti or something
> haven't had that shit in literally 12 years
> haven't cooked reading directions on a box in years, because I'm that good.
> I know right.
> Box only says to put the spices into the mix with water and milk after mixing the first two parts
> doesn't say shit about putting the noddles in
> "Hmm, I guess I need to make the noodles in another pot like any other dish?"
> finish my shit
> kinda runny, not as creamy as I remember
> read direction online
> "Put spices in with noodles and water, then milk after done disolving
> mfw eating yellow soup and noodles.