/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck it.
My girl scored some benzos st her work-like 90 mils for 30 bux. I came home from work with a cube of Natty as a thank you from my boss for blasting out some shit work and a 50 dollar supermarket giftcard. Come home with beer and food-decided we could make fajitas. We eat a handful of Xanax and drink ice cold swill bux light and have a lot of fun. Didn't blackout but stumble into bed,we cuck hard and pass out. Left the fucking burners on high. Two of them. Kitty is meowing st the bedroom door. Fuck You kitty. She's never done it before but kitty figures out how to open the door and is batting me around and meowing. Fuck You kitty toss her away. Does it enough that I get up and she runs to the kitchen and sits in front of the stove. Heat hits me like a wall. FUCK-the bottom of the cabinets are singed. Turn off burners,open windows and pour water on the elements,give kitty a can of tuna which is rare because she gets addicted to human food and won't eat her food so she knows she did good. Go to sleep next to my girl with my other girl laying on my back. That cat is awesome.

>>10589214
For me it's kittys.