/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15596001
Anon, what the fuck please tell me you're joking

>>10560407
>hey arnold
>mr. hyunh's vietnam war episode

>>10339990
>haha, OP edited an image to be silly
>reverse image search
>mfw

>watching old iron chef episodes
>lobster battle
>chef starts cutting up live lobsters
>cutting one in half
>starting at the tail
>lobster rears up
>mfw
>cuts the rest of it in half
>it's still moving
i know it was probably dead after being completely cut in half but seeing the chef do it in a way that potentially let the lobster feel more discomfort made me not watch iron chef anymore

>>9626012
>eating cold and sweet mangoes during summer
>start getting little pimples and inflamed skin around mouth the day after eating one
>same thing happens with tomatoes, peppers, lemon, etc.

>eating mashed potatoes
>mouth starts to get irritated
>eating roasted potatoes another time
>get a burning stomachache

>>9535767
>dad stops talking to me for years for no reason, has done this multiple times before
>go over grandma's house every week or two to help her with errands and yard work, and spend time with her
>refuse her money when she tries to pay me and just ask for lunch
>tells me dad wants to talk to me, not entirely comfortable with it so i say not right now
>grandma stops talking to me
>dad says he's getting old and i'll regret not talking to him
>always thought grandma was the only family member who never really mistreated me
>remember an instance of when she was talking badly about a neighbor behind their back and then acting nice to them to their face
>she was probably doing the same thing with me

>>9529055
>in one of the express lanes
>it doesn't have a conveyor belt, it's just like a metal table before the scanner
>there's a gap on the table for some reason
>make sure to put the groceries closer to the cashier so she doesn't have to keep reaching and lifting everything closer
>she sounds sad and says nobody ever really does that for her, and thanks me for being considerate
>sounds genuine
>she's pretty and has a nice voice
>look for her the next time i'm there
>she's not there
>haven't seen her since
i hope she's happy

>>9497955
>tfw

it's okay, I'll die soon

>>9471793

>>9312311
>triple d is the last good show on food network
>make fun of guy fieri all the time
>make fun of his facial hair being cut in a way to distract from his fat neck
>make fun of the things he says and for wearing flip flops into a kitchen and getting burned when something spills on his feet
>read that he invites kids with cancer and their families to come be on the set with him for every episode he films
>mfw
i can't make fun of him anymore

>>9303116
>have a lot of health problems and get depressed a lot
>thought eating a spoonful of peanut butter if i was hungry and not having dinner for a while was a good idea

>>9257505
>3 atap seeds
>puts 4

>creamed corn

>>9242494
>that just sounds so ridiculous, it can't be true
>look up director

>>6319963
OMG Beef Wellington?
Some day I will taste you...
Some day I will make you...
Some day...