/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16283567
I would have bought lube and condoms and headed DIRECTLY to the men's toilets, to get myself a little treat.

Douche my anus with the toilet water, pressed my young HOLE up to the opening of the gloryhole and get thoroughly satisfied, IN THE ASS by a businessman. In the ass, gentlemen. Born a whore and I'll die a whore.

>>16284327
Because they have rejected the glory of Fred Phelps and are doomed fag enablers.

>>15988368
David Dukes original recipe 1488 hummus.

>>15978144
Finally.

Justice for George Floyd. Rest in peace George, our gentle giant. We are going to hurt every single white family. And their kids.

We are not going to stop until white female toddlers have torn hymens and broken teeth.

>>15248134
Look at the state of that thing will you? It's absolutely absurd to think we can have such diversity of physiology externally, but somehow evolution cannot take place in the brain. Like that's magically immune to natural selection and evolution.

How can liberals lie to themselves like that? I thought everyone valued truth over feelings like I do many years ago. Left wing people have no self respect. Feel that unpleasant angry feeling lefty? That's cognitive dissonance.

>>15186198
I purchased a pair of his daughters underwear from a London dealer. Unwashed. 190 pounds. The pungent aroma was amazing on the palate with a staggering citrus finish.

9.4/10.

>>15173633
Huh?
>>15173647
Huh?
>>15173888
What?
>>15174195
Huh?
>>15174198
Um, what?
>>15174254
Huh?
H U H. . . ?

>>15155067
I don't celebrate gentile holidays. But I'd freeze it if I were you. A subzero freezer is ideal but I doubt most of you can afford that.

>>15130562
I don't celebrate violent white colonialism. I condemn it. Eat your turkey if you want but turning racist genocide into a holiday is grotesque.

>>15097209
I was kidnapped, raped and tortured by a pastry chef in 2005.

>>15087923
I'd like to give you sloppy mouth feel alright. I'll cum in your mouth then dunk the balls in your cum filled mouth for a nice cum broth with balls. Peppered cumballs.

Feel that in your mouth, fucking blaze it 420.

>>15072109
My lesbian partner fed undercooked veal sausages to my Pomeranian so I had to dish out some of that good old fashioned lezzo domestic violence on her. Poor girl. Still, I run a tight ship and I believe in strict, almost Germanic style discipline.

Regrettably, I was too furious to wash my privates.

>>15073567
We have evolved to eat meat. The vast majority of doctors will remind you of this if you ask them. Vegans are simply wrong, they should not be dispensing dietary advice with an arts degree, it's irresponsible.

Most vegan females are virtue signalling, and most vegan males were raised by single mothers and are just looking an honour substitute and a sense of meaning. Very high rates of child abuse in vegan households too.