/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pop some on your cereal, any dissert, or any meat

>>10083344
>tfw i can get literally kilograms of caper for next to nothing

>>9996616

> who do you enjoy cooking with

Out of alot of friends there's probably only one I like cooking with, the rest just don't give enough fucks for a good meal and will jump the fence if the chance occurs

resulting in sub-par food which people will enjoy considerably less than if I just did it myself

> and/or for the most?

Same buddies, they just don't like cooking for the most part but will enjoy good food and compliment + do the dishes

> the silence that follows after everyone digs in, suddenly interrupted by the first one to remember to compliment and then it's just a shower of compliments
> feelsgoodman

>Be grocery store jester
>Fucking love my job
>I sleep under the manager's desk in the office in the back, but I get a free license to fuck with people all day
>One day this loser in a hoodie virgin-walks into my store
>I love fucking with these NEETs, they're so easy to rile up
>Follow him around the store from a distance for a few minutes, making sure to jangle my bells a lot
>This triggers the autist
>He's looking over his shoulders at the slightest noise
>Giggle to myself and prance away to prepare
>Convince a couple pretty girls to use the self-checkout
>Hang "Out of Order" signs on the rest
>The NEET is on his way to check out now
>Has a basket full of instant ramen and zero-calorie energy drinks, what a cuck
>He sees all the hot women using the one remaining self-checkout lane
>I can see the spaghetti falling out of his pockets from here
>I cartwheel around him with joy
>"Looks like that register is open!" I say to him and point at a register
>Pretty employee manning it waves at him
>He doesn't notice me slide a box of magnum condoms and a bottle of lube into his basket
>mfw he drops his spaghetti so hard he literally enters an autistic fit when the qt cashier rings up the condoms
>He drops everything he's holding, wallet included, and flees the store
>Screeches like an animal the whole way
It's the little things in life, anons.

>>9070306
We'll have the Maui Wowie
>Pineapple
>Grilled chicken
>Bacon
>Banana peppers
>Red onions
>Barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce

God tier drink. Especially with tea or a little bit of raspberry.

grapefruit is the tits

>hard boiled eggs
>hash browns
>grapefruits
>black coffee

fookin rite

>Coffee with Irish cream

>>6083444
yusss :3

>tfw pissing after eating asparagus