/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11053103
You just pull on the outside of it so it breaks in one place snd then eat it off the peel like a watermelon slice?

get some proper bread
eat most of the stuff with it
throw the figs in the trash

>>11053210
go away with your reasonableness. this is a place for irrationally hating things because autism.

>>11053210
That's way more inconvenient than it should be, and probably wouldn't work very well. Not to mention you'll look retarded standing there eating a tiny little orange slice like a watermelon. Fuck off.

>>11050416
How do you eat figs? Is the peel edible?

>>11050416
I would hang the handle off the side of the table and slap it with all my force, sending all the shit flying through the air.

I'd just fuckin go at it

>>11050416
Breadsticks and orange slices are useless, I'd dip the crackers into the goat cheese, eat with a grape and a slice of that thicker meat.

>>11053345
>goat cheese
anon...

>>11050477
You eat the orange peel and make you a favor, since it contains a lot of insoluble fibers

Does nobody else realize you can candy oranges with their peel?

>>11050416
post more

>>11050491
This

>>11052646
All laws are arbitrary

>>11052682
That's not really subjective. The AoC in any given country is an OBJECT that is the same irrelevant of the subject. Two different people "viewing" it do not "see" it differently.

>>11054235
>Two different people "viewing" it do not "see" it differently.
Not the Anon you're replying to, but of course two viewers can see AoC differently in the same country. The 20 year old can think it's absurd that the 15 year old is off limits to him, especially after she just made it obvious she's game. The 50 year old thinks 20 looks shockingly young.

>>11054263
It doesn't matter, the AoC itself remains unaltered by the subject.

what is this

>>11054663
Cranberry goat cheese. Comes in a log

>>11054663
do americans really not know what fermented goat testicles look like?

>>11050416
I would turn it into a delicious casserole, with the following layers (from top to bottom)
>crushed breadsticks
>brie cheese
>apricots
>salami
>wheat thins
>cheddar cheese
>figs
>salami

how do you eat figs

>>11050416
Start with the meat, cheese, and salty stuff. Finish with some of the fruits after.

>>11050459
I could be wrong, but those look like dried/candied oranges. You can eat it rind and all.

>>11054703
while not contemplating the means by which it's fertilized.

>>11050468
>uncle comes in
>"I made you a little snack before dinner, anon"
>looks like OP's pic
>"oh thanks, I'm starving!"
>him and his wife proceed to start dinner.
>after it's in the oven, they come in to share the appetizer plate
>I ate the whole fucking thing
>Overheard them talking (thin walls) in the bathroom while getting ready for bed, new aunt thinks I'm an asshole and uncle is trying to excuse my behavior by telling her he thinks I'm mildly autistic
They have not asked me back since then.

>>11050691
This metaphor would only work if you were somehow copying the pig, and then giving it to the farmer to raise to maturity, then stealing it back after he's put in time, money, and labor feeding and raising it for you.

It's totally theft, albeit lesser theft than outright defrauding someone of their property.

>>11051048
"date rape" is what you're describing, and it is often treated as a lesser crime under differing names. I think "sexual battery" or something idk.

Just don't rape, dude.

>>11052750
Thanks.

>>11053557
For dessert. This isn't dessert.

>>11054746
>>after it's in the oven, they come in to share the appetizer plate
kek

>>11050416

with great

relish

>>11050416
Over the course of an afternoon/evening with friends and alcohol

>>11054751
Ah, spare a thought for the poor digital bit-farmer who hand tends every bit in an mp4, only to have them ripped away by piracy.

>>11050416
Fucking amazing presentation but needs more variety of meats/dipping sauces.
Still if that was placed in front of me I'd cum buckets.

>>11055027
Typical American wanting to ruin that nice food by slathering it in condiments.

>>11053247
>That's way more inconvenient than it should be, and probably wouldn't work very well. Not to mention you'll look retarded standing there eating a tiny little orange slice like a watermelon. Fuck off.
NO TIME FOR FAGGOT COASTIE SHIT, JUST SHOVEL DAT FOOD INTO MUH MOUF, MMM GOOD

make it into a huge sandwich

>>11055273
Literally nothing wrong with this

>>11054760
Date rape doesn't mean "any time you rape someone who isn't a total stranger by jumping out of the bushes at them", buddy boy

>>11054307
Not true. I've seen the AoC in many places change during my lifetime.

>>11051508
shut up todd i already bought skyrim special edition twice

>>11055295
that's a big sandwich

>>11055239
Isn't the argument that a crime by definition is hurting someone and loss of potential sales isn't really a crime because it's the same thing as someone deciding they don't want to buy your product, you wouldn't have gotten the sale either way so just focus on the people who are willing to pay for your content. Or something like that. I have absolutely zero problems with devs putting in security measures for online services and stuff but if your dumb enough to make your game/software "DRM free" you deserve to get your product copy and passed around like a cheap whoore. GOG is literally an online catalog for the pirate Bay because almost all of the games they sell are DRM free.

>>11051021
Bread is THE DEFINITION of tasteless and not worth eating.

>>11055244
Why the fuck does everyone here want fucking dipping sauce?
And what the fuck do you mean "more variety" of sauces? There is none.

>>11056337
I think you meant to say tofu.
And you never had actual bread in your life, how sad.

>>11056763
>Why the fuck does everyone here want fucking dipping sauce?
They're used to shitty industrial food products that don't taste of much unless dipped in a memesauce. The idea of something simple tasting good on its own is lost on them because they were raised on Wal-mart trash or equivalent by inept parents who can't cook.

>>11056763
>And you never had actual bread in your life, how sad.
Sad, yes. Quite common though.

>>11052492
haha, huh?

>>11054746
had a pretty good laugh, my large friend

>>11051414

>mfw i did this in Croatia

based

>>11050431

>>11050416
These are always the most comfy of snack plates to me. It's fun to just try out all the different flavor combinations.