/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>BMI
>Reliable

Okay

>>10057623
Sorry, but I think you're on the wrong board Susan
>>>/fit/

finally, all ameriorcs can leave the board

>>10057639
>>10057653
angry lardasses detected

>>10057639
>>10057653

i have a 40% BMI

Eh, I'm 6'1" and right under 205. I would say I'm athletic build though, not overweight at all.

>>10057623
>tfw 6'2" and no possible way to be obese
nice try Susan

>>10057782
I'm 6'1 and 160lbs and look quite athletic. You sound fat.

If you're 5 foot tall and 215lb I encourage you to post a selfie.

>>10057768
>>10057782

>>10057749
Angry, no

>>10057860

>>10057803
Wow, 160? That sounds like a skelly. Do you go to the gym regularly?

>>10057831
i am actually 5 ft 6 and 250 lbs, so 40% bmi

cheque m8

I'm right on the border of blue and green, but I was like an obese lardass so whatever.

>>10058091
>Eat like

Fuck autocorrect

>tfw orange

Seems kinda skewed for manlets. I'm 5'7'' and my family said I looked gaunt as fuck as 140lbs and my ass had like no fat, it hurt anytime I sit on a hard surface. I am 150lbs now with abs but that chart says I'm nearly overweight.

>>10057639
>y-yeah man I'm ripped as fuahhhk that's why I weigh 300 pounds

>tfw green

I think bmi isnt quite right on the underweight side of things, I'm 6 foot, and i remember when i was 155. I looked like a fucking stiff breeze would knock me over. ten extra pounds made me look a lot healthier

>tfw weight not even on the pic

>>10057623
Shitty sheart susan
I can lift 2.5 times my own weight and im in the blue
Total garbage

>>10058359
Across the top dumbass.

Also I've increased weight horrible due to a drug reaction. The chart is fucking random. Where is a waist 34 for a male at? Pretty fat right?

BMI is for twinks, women and the elderly only

>>10057623
>>>/fit/
>fat chefs don't know anything about food

>>10058436
>dumbass

i think that anon was saying that their weight was off the charts

>>10058436
No he means its higher than 215.

>tfw not even on the chart

>>10057623
>tfw in the blue and am going to keep posting here

>>10058544
>>10058564
Apologies.

As I said, I'm getting hefty. And I've got people I love dearly that are off that chart as well.

>>10057623
I'm not on the board, lol

>>10058599
>Apologies
it's all good. dubs checked.

>chart says I'm healthy when I'm a literal skeleton at 6'3 165

t-thanks

I'm 6'0 250 and can squat houses.
But I can't tie my shoes without help.
And I don't mean at an intellectual aptitude level.
I mean I can't reach my feet.

>>10057623
Ah, BMI. Developed by a Belgian sociologist over 160 years ago and used to determine risk levels for health insurance companies.
No relation to what weight is actually healthy for a specific height.
Only good for population studies and not individual assessments.
Purely mathematical in nature and not scalable with any degree of accuracy.
Used by pseudoscience, fearmongers, and brainlets to make you believe you are messed up.

Based on BMI I should be 145 lbs. to be healthy. I reach 0.00% body fat at 170 lbs

Guess I need to chop off a leg to be in here.

Retard.

>>10058611
>I'm 4'11" 220lbs

>>10057803
LOL, found the trap.

>Overweight according to this graph
>Can 1/2/3/4 and have a ~7 minute mile
>Drunk as piss and it's 4 in the morning
>Still gonna wake up in a few hours and work out
>Still overweight

>tfw 170cm & 66kg
>want to lose chubby belly
>don't want to get fit cause want to be a trap

>>10057623
>tfw too tall for this manlet chart

I'm around a 21 BMI and I have to admit that even before I got to 23-24 I started getting this bit of a gut and looked like shit
It's easiest to get the fat off early

>you obviously don't know shit about food
I'd say that's true of the blue, but anyone yellow and above knows the most about food.

>>10057623
>18
Fuck

>>10058180
cozy feels

>>10057623

You're clearly on the wrong board anon.

>t. 30 bmi master race professional chef

>>10057623
>I should weight 175 at 6'1"
fucking kek. lanklet propaganda?

>>10057623
I am 6' 4" if I was in the green I would look like concentration camp victim. Even at the high end of the green I would be very unhealthy thin. BMI is bullshit.

>>10057623
I remember when these came out I was in high school I was 6'4" 195lbs, I looked like a skeleton. I was told I was fat. fuck off.

>>10057623
>tfw fatter and taller than this chart

>>10060252
Same, except I'm 6 feet. Maybe that BMI chart works for people who sit in an office chair all day, but anyone who is actually physically active at all will be considered "obese." Hell, when I was a fencer and didn't lift at all and was skinny as fuck, I was still about 175-180. Actually working out apparently made me unhealthy.

>>10057623
230 at 6'3
Ill accept overweight but morbidly obese? Cmon

>>10057623
>If you aren't in the green, you obviously don't know shit about food and should get off this board. No exceptions.

>BMI
>Not CI

Get ye away from all health science, quack.

>>10057623
>tfw so far in the blue it's not on the chart
any other skeletons here?

>>10057623
Go fuck yourself, OP.

>>10057623
>Susan's healthy way

>>10060270
based bloatgod

>>10058283
>implying you cant be ripped and 300 lbs

>>10058579
same.

With BMI, pic related is obese.

>>10057623
>5'11
>165
>doc wants me to gain weight

Alright, whatever.

>Sumo wrestlers are obese
Sumos eat some of the healthiest shit on the planet because of the shinto religious ways. Thats all fucking muscle dude.

>>10057623
>be 6 foot 3
>chart doesnt go high enough
>would be considered morbidly obese if the chart went to 300lbs but i still walk 12 miles a day.

WEW LADDY

This chart confuses me. An average 25 year old male is supposed to be 180 at base. a 35 year old male will stop growing at 190. If they're saying you should be 60lbs under that, thats not healthy, thats anorexic.

Guys, this is Kgs, not lbs. That means the BMi is like 400 for obese.

>>10060820
>What is HGH?
Face it without roids he would be just another obese Hawain dude

>>10060839
>b-b-but what if he was fat?
That's not what this about now is it? In the current state he is classified as obese by BMI

>>10057623
>tfw right in the middle of "healthy" but extremely unhealthy

>>10057623
>Height over 1,93m not included

Ffs the manlet memes are true. Normal people would literally be considered off the charts there

Why is 4chan so obssessed with calling other anons fat? I swear you guys would go up to a baby and not only take its candy, but chastise it for being a fatty too before leaving.

>>10060830
>fatbodies think walking a lot burns any significant amount of calories when you consume 9000 a day

>>10060829
They sure are strong but they also have a lot of fat you absolute retard. Their training schools are literally called 'stables' ffs

>>10060866
isn't the target number like 2000 a day?

>>10060864
spoken like a true fat ass

>was obese 35 BMI
>over 6 months down to 30 BMI
>10 more pounds until overweight BMI

>>10060877
But i'm a 140 lb 18 year old who got teased for being a stick bug in high school. I'm jsut stating an observation, you guys are really obsessed with picking on fat people, when its really a non issue.

>>10060883
there is no reason to make excuses for gluttony and sloth. Fat is like visible body odor and fat people are people who deliberately make themselves uglier

>>10060888
Not true. There are those who have glandular issues that keep them from burning off fat. I had a friend who's mom ws bed ridden with it, went from 180 to 500 in 2 years flat and died a year later.

>>10060893
>he fell for the "I have genetic issues" meme

People who become super morbidly obese yet are not consuming shit tons of calories are a tiny minority. For every one of them there are 999 fat people who are fat because they cant refrain from binge eating
please stop defending these lazy sacks of shit, its embarrassing

>>10060912
>Please stop defending my best friends mother who died from a debilitating disease

Sorry but no. Like you said, for every 999, there is still 1. Unlike you I care about people, which you evidently do not.. whatever made you so jaded to have to pick on people with problems, Human beings mind you, your own kind and kin, is just sickening. YOU are sick.

Stupid question: Do vegetables have calories?

>>10060929
do you suck at reading comprehension or are you just pretending to be retarded
obviously some chronically sick/dying person with genetic issues is sad. But every other fatass on planet Earth is embarrassing, period. Gluttony is pathetic and funny, always has been and always will be

>we live in the one era of human history where being a fatass isnt frowned upon

>>10060869
sumo have a different kind of fat though. it's not like a lazy person where fat permeates the muscle. It's more like a layer of blubber under the skin

>>10060956
Do you suck at history? Fat has never been late "Frowned upon" until the edwardian/georgian times when elegance and class was made standard. Buddha was fat and well looked upon, several prominent kings were fat, and wealthy which was a sign of power. Even jesus was fat. All this tells me is you've never once cracked upon a history book and yet you still claim to hold dominion over the knowledge.

>>10060962
>look at all these rare exceptions in history, they prove that having no self-control and indulging in binge-eating isnt abominable

have a (You)

>>10060962
>Even jesus was fat
Citation?
Not calling you a liar, but I never heard this before and I'm curious.

Also, I'm pretty sure that while being fat was a sign of wealth, frowning upon actual obesity goes back a ways beyond Edwardian times. The English, for example, probably expected the King to have a healthy gut but they also expected him to mount a horse without breaking it.

>>10057623
I'm not on the chart. Too tall.

Lol according to the BMI scale it says im 20 pounds overweight.

Does it not factor in muscle at all?
I've been working construction and contract work for the past 2-3 years and I packed on a bit of muscle from it, but I guess It doesnt count.
I don't even have a big gut or anything so this chart is broken.
Nice bait though, I hope a few other people get you some (You)s.

>>10057623
nigga do you even cyan

>>10057623
I'm about a 22/23 and used to be about a 19-20ish. I put on some weight, which is a good thing because my face was beginning to look too boney and pretty unhealthy.

These charts are kinda dumb though. Body shapes and genes are taken into account with how a person distributes fat too, not to mention how muscle weighs more than fat.

>>10060962
What am I reading?
Jesus was fat?
No he certainly was not, he was probably scrawny and underweight from trying to abstain from food to practice restraint.
He also probably traveled to hindu or buddhist areas to practice with them in the few years he was missing, and abstinence from excessive food, sex, and drugs is a primary feature of those ideologies.

IF you want to try and argue such a falsehood, go to
>>/his/
And try and feed them that non-sense and see how fast you get corrected.
Jesus was fat. I think i've heard it all today.

>>10057623
If you're in the green you're a skinny little bitch-boy just like the limp-wristed Eurofag who invented that chart. My lean mass puts me into the overweight section to begin with.

>>10061114
>Does it not factor in muscle at all?
Pretty much.
If you're muscular at all you should disregard BMI.

>>10061191
>If you're muscular at all you should disregard BMI.
what about the muscle under my layers of fat?

>>10061200
Post a pic and I will judge you.

>>10061114
BMI is broken because it does not factor in muscle ratios whatsoever. My dad was a body builder and constantly got shit from his health insurance company for being 'obese' even though his body fat % was quite low.

>>10057623

go eat a celery stick ya dumb cunt

>>10061219
all BMI takes account of is height and weight. All bodybuilders are considered overweight/obese on the bmi scale. That said, if your bmi is 35+ theres a 99% chance you're a fatass and not a bodybuilder

>>10061132
>The paintings show him skinny so he clearly was!
>Muh bible says-

Your depictions are a lie, do you honestly think people would faint a fat person as their messiah? He was obviously romantisized.

>>10059442
this

>>10061309
Where is your proof he was fat,
The bible said he was a lean man of relatively handsome and charismatic stature.
The burden of proof is on you friend.
Where could you possibly have gained the thought he was fat.

>>10061309
>>10061319
ON top of that, the Quran and some Far East texts mention Jesus and depict him as a slight man, roughly between 5'1 - 5'5 in height and thin.

So are you trying to tell me that 3 different holy books are wrong?
Are you trying to say that the Quran is Romanticised?

>>10057623
>182cm
>63kg
>healthy
The fuck?

>>10061319
>The bible says-
And yet you're using a fantasy novel as your proof. Where does the proof lie he wasn't fat? The doctored paintings? The tales of his supposedly real adventures? He's an icon. Nobody would follow a fat icon. He was a slob and a beggar, which means he was fat and poor.
>>10061330
>Muh muslim bible
Same thing. different author. Its people like you in 2700AD who will think HG wells was some form of god.

>>10061331
BMI scale is broken, ask /fit/ and they can recommend you a a proper unit of measurement that factor in all the possible veritable, although for the best scales you need a tape measure to measure the width of your waist, hips, neck, and wrists, etc. To get a more accurate reading.

>>10061346
You still have not provided any source that he was fat.
I have cited 2 and possibly 1 more holy scripture.
On top of the many accounts all over the Asia Minor area that depicts him.
Some of those areas hated him yet still depicted him. They would have gladly said he was fat yet never did but said quite the opposite and called him a scrawny bone-thin man.

Go to /his/ and tell them this retarded view.
They can provide better sources and arguements than I can.
Are you some militant atheist who hates all religion or something?
I'm not even religious nor christian, yet I still cannot stand to hear someone claim such drivel.

>>10061358
>>10061346

Do I need to go find the specific passages from 3 or more holy books that depict his weight to prove it or are you going to go
"its fake cus its a holy scripture"
Provide a fucking source he was fat or keep feeding me (you)s even though you must be either delusional or trolling at this point.

Why the fuck are american women all so fucking fat & sloppy?

>>10060851
You can be obese but not look obese you know? Just because the Rock looks good doesnt mean he is healthy.

>>10061367
>Why the fuck are american women all so fucking fat & sloppy?

'Merican nigger culture.

T H I C C women are sexy right?

>>10061367
>Why the fuck are american women all so fucking fat & sloppy?

1) a general lack of shame
2) enablers

>>10061367
It's encouraged here unfortunately, their is a large percentage of people 30-40% who just let themselves go and never do anything about it.
You need shaming if you let yourselves go, but in most areas here it is considered evil to shame someone for becoming a pig.
Hell once I started shaming my wife she lost 20-30 pounds of fat and added 5-8 pounds of muscle and looks/feels so much better.
She may have hated it at first, because her parents never taught her to be healthy.
But now she eats a decent diet and tries to be in shape.
I'm proud that I converted at least 1 woman to being a human.

the Obese are not human. They are Gluttons
Jesus warned against this. Said it would be a downfall.

>>10057623
Sheeeeeit this thing says I'm 100 lbs over weight
This can't be right I just went to the doctor and they said I should lose like 40

>>10061400
fuck I meant there*
Damnit not proof-reading.

>>10059442
lanklets plz go

>>10061362
>>10061358
>He still doesn't believe Jesus was a NEET who stayed indoors and played videogames
You're a fool if you think otherwise, but go ahead and beleive your holy scriptures, fabricated by the holy order to make you think human beings could be icons of hope, prayer and faith.

>>10061405
Lanklets , manlets . who cares.
It's just how you are born.
But over 6'5 or under 5'5 is pretty short/tall for a guy.
But hey people didnt ask to be born that way.

>>10061400
>Female friend starts to lose weight and go to the gym
>Ever other woman in our workplace suddenly says shes too skinny and needs to stop

>>10061412
>Lanklets , manlets . who cares.
Spoken like a true ____let

>>10061378
>T H I C C women are sexy right?

I think that's just black people's excuse for giving up on life.

>>10061408
What do you believe than?
He definately wasnt a neet the first 25 or so years of his life where he worked as a handyman and carpenter.

I bet you are a man without callouses on his hands.
You ever actually worked before?
Anyways he left his contractor job to pursue a missionary deal where he claimed to be the son of god or something.
And tried to bring love and morals to the people and villages he met.

Unless you think this is all false or something, all there are non-religious texts to back to up.

>>10061413
I feel ya,
"oh you look unhealthy"
"you're bone-thin"
"You look ill quit losing weight"

Damn I hate the fat enablers in this country.

>>10061430
>Trying to make logic of my nonsensical ramblings
Dude, I flat out said videogames. I'm waiting to see how far you take this.

>>10061400
Yeah, just like pride. You're an idiot.
And no, that's not in defense of fatties.

>Hurr the Christ was fat and I don't need to provide proof. YOU have to prove He wasn't.

How about you start by proving He was not the son of God if you're so big on proven negatives.

>>10061416
Lol
I guess faggots here could call me a manlet, 5'8 185 pounds.

But some people are insecure and want to use height as a talking point.
But you called me out, I guess I musta been some kinda ____let.

>>10061440
Damnit you got me good.
Excellent bait, 9/10

>>10061450
Huh I already said I do not think Christ was the son of YWHW

I'm not even christian lol

Wait or are you argeeing with me?
Fuck im drunk
I don't know whos argueing with who anymore.

>>10061454
>Wait or are you argeeing with me?
I'll agree with the evidence when you post it, faggot.

>>10061458
evidence for what?
If the popular opinion with multiple sources is that he was thin, then you are the dissenting and burden of proof is on you.

Or are you the baiter from earlier and im just feeding you (you)s.
thats the beauty of the website. Cant tell whos just baiting or actually argueing.

/ck/ - Jesus Fat Shaming

>>10061461
I'm asking for evidence that he was fat.

You don't read a greenpost starting with "hurr" as being sarcastic?

>>10057623
I'm in the blue but can't eat garbage food. What am I?

>>10061472
this is a /pol/ subsidiary board so we only talk about the right things here. much better than before now.

>>10061478
sick, abnormal, malformed

>>10061496
What on earth do politics have to do with food?

>>10061413
there is something that definitely perpetuates this mentality in southern culture. Have always lived in SC and when I started losing weight by changing my diet and working out some of my family thought i wasn't eating enough.
Then there is this one 'good old boy' I work with who is severely overweight and his mantra when me and another guy start talking about our routines is "working out will kill ya"

>>10061528
A lot. Liberals and shitskins are starting to infest cooking culture with leftist ideals and are trying to turn it into shit.

>>10057623
I am in the green actually.

>>10061660
>btw, I'm currently involuntarily committed to the state asylum.

>>10061473
Maybe im just a tard then, You were agreeing with me and now i feel kinda silly.
Too drunk to notice.

>>10061472
I like it , every time I thought i've seen it all.
This damn website corrects me.
/ck/ - Jesus Fat Shaming General.

>>10061378
Man that shit is fucked up. He's helping slowly kill her and she's too stupid to notice or care. You think if she lost weight and became healthy he would leave her?

>>10060893
I literally have the 'glandular problems/slow metabolism' meme. I've also gone from 200 pounds to under 140. It's called getting a medical treatment and not mainlining sugar 24/7.

>>10061824
I'm actually glad i became diabetic before I passed the 180 threshold. Knowing about sugars and how bad they can be when uncontrolled is scary, but eye-opening.

sorry, me no speako imperial, paco

>>10061909
Follow these steps
>Go on google
>Find a Kg to Pound calculator
>Convert
>Quit using an a non-freedom system

Easy mode way to convert you can roughly get a conversion from 2.2 pounds are 1kg I think.
Didnt look it up so that is a guesstimate.

>>10061909
Also screw you , faggot.
>>10061909

>>10057623
who else here /ideal/ blue-green border zone? 6'1-6'2 17 BMI reporting in.

>>10057959
>>10059294
>mfw 6'1 and 135 and people consider this guy skelly and trap-esque
wtf

>>10061979
What a scrawny bastard.
Do you even lift?
How thin are you?
130 pounds?
I could lift you over my head you limp-wristed faggot.
Go eat something.

>>10057623
5'9 125 aye just made it.

>>10061995
i work out a lot but i do too much cardio and endurance training so my body doesn't bulk up in heavy muscle.

>>10062008
You must have some kind of 8 pack abs and absolutely lean at that weight if you do endurance and cardio.
Are you sure you arent a skellyton?
I believe ya but eat more man, It's not good to be that low weight at that height.
Get up to 140-150, it would do wonders for you.
Especially if you do cardio at that height.

>>10061909
lel, 56%ers btfo

>>10061998
>You have not made it. Gain 20lbs before I see you again

>americans make up an unit system LITERALLY only they use
>name it imperial

LMFAO do americans really are this cucked

>>10062162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_units

>>10062162
>>americans make up an unit system LITERALLY only they use

Fun Fact: In 1975, president Ford passed an edict to transform the entire US Education system to Metric. But due to strong resistance from black communities and black leaders who called the change and the metric system "racist", Ronald Regan was forced to abandon the act.

All to appease the niggers.

The more you know** * * * *

>>10062183
Fun Fact: That's not true
The "edict" was purely optional and literally no one except scientists opted to do it

Why bother lying?

>>10057623
>no data for tall people
is that a chart for dwarves?
also it has no age correction
for people >45yo it's actually healthy and normal to be a tiny bit overweight

>>10060950
yes they have

>>10062183
Nice story you pulled out of your ass, retard. The bill actually failed because of the amount of work that would be involved in changing equipment that used imperial measurements to metric. It simply was not feasible at the time. Nowadays much of the machinery we use does measure both, however it is highly doubtful that the metric system would ever overtake the imperial system in the US.

>>10061097
>>10060830
>>10059442

maybe it's a chart for women

>>10062183
You utter idiot! It's the white troglodytes in flyover states who are too stupid to change to a superior system the entire world uses since, "dem damn furriners are usin' it, it's gotta be bad!"

>>10062162
You're mistaking it for British Imperial. The United States uses customary units, which are developed from the imperial system. While the term is still sometimes used, it is not the same system.

Imagine being a Euro and receiving an education this substandard.