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I'm drinking alone

>>10084846
64 days /nobooze/
32 days /nofap/

>>10084850
Why even bother with nofap anyway? Shit's retarded,

>>10084855
Want to see how long I can go, think I pretty much mastered it at this point.

Elpresador edition

Is there a drinking game for time between texts?

I'm going to have sex with a prostitute this weekend. I want to eat her ass but I'm not sure if I should.

>>10084848
same, i only have one beer left

Friday night, alone, almost 3 weeks sober, bored out of my mind and thinking about booze.

Please, please don't let me relapse. That's all I ask for.

i want to drink but at the same time don't reallyw ant to go further into debt just to fuel my addiction and don't want to deal with the withdrawals and kinda just want to go to sleep but its only 7pm but im tired

>>10084855
Actually no meme gives you a slightly boost in test as soon as you ejaculate again it dips again but for a bit it works

>>10084873
iktf

>>10084878
The trick is to eat your semen when you ejaculate to preserve test levels.

>>10084872
Go out for a coffee somewhere and just sit there on your phone or read a book for an hour or two, helped me a lot in the early weeks of sobriety

>>10084738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2asVy3RT458

>>10084846
another Friday night of me downing ~16 cheap beers and going to bed lonely and unfulfilled

I wish I could break this cycle

>>10084880
usually in this case i would just start shovelling a bag of chips into my mouth but i was trying to be healthy and not buy any

>>10084902
I'm so close to giving in and it's killing me. There's like 3+ fucking feet of snow out there too and it's been blizzarding like crazy for like 2 days. Also don't live near a coffee place.

Thanks for trying to help, though.

>>10084940
eh just find something to watch or stream instead
do you have booze in your house or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pi5hIaIqis

The bathtub is a nice touch.

>>10084940
I'm in the same boat as you. I have been binge drinking for about 6+ years now. I haven't gone longer than maybe two weeks without drinking.

I'm at the end of the third week now, the longest I've gone. I kill the cravings by watching a movie (pretty much anything... B-list horror movies) and popping a benadryl or melatonin (or maybe both) to knock myself out.

>>10084955
I don't since I can't keep booze around without drinking it, but I've trekked through worse just to go get booze before, so I don't doubt my determination if I lose my fading willpower.

>hells kitchen season finale
>no /ck/ thread
Y

>>10084864
dude what

>>10084965
I'd been drinking like a fish for about 10-12 years, so its been hard as fuck. I can't even remember the last time I've felt this healthy and I don't want to fuck it up. Man...

Good on you though, dude. I hope we both make it through.

tbqh i'll probably relapse on superb owl sunday

>>10084999
I know understand that r/ reference. Wew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPq7_cB8zsw

Is he /ourgoy/?

i'm not alone, my kids are watching sleeping beauty in the other room

Hey lads, it's exgf's dad died anon here. can someone tell me what the fuck she means by this?
Last text before this was she sent me his obituary page with the service and visitation details on it
1of 2

>>10085220
she means don't fucking come

I just kind of shut the convo down after this... I don't understand why she sent me the details if she was going to act like this...?

>>10085220
>>10085229
>>10085227
but why send the funeral details to me to begin with out of the blue? like I know he died, we already talked about this

>>10085220
>>10085227
I don't think she means that, she just wants to know why you want to go. She thinks you're doing it for her and not just because you want to grieve or say "goodbye" to her dad personally. Do you still like/love her? Because to me it seems like she might assume you do.

>>10085229
she is saying it is over and you would be out of place. You tried to be nice. Don't let it hurt you. She talks to you like you are dumb. Sorry bro

>>10085240
Of course I do, we were engaged and living together for years and only broke up in december. It just seemed weird to send me the details if she didn't want me to go.
Probably just over thinking it

>>10085245
What did you break up over?

>>10085251
me being a burnout unemployed al/ck/ie

>>10085245
So... you saved money on Christmas presents! Way to go.

>>10085261
How long was your drinking an issue with you guys anyway? Sort of in the same situation, but we've never broken up.

>>10084864
Do it if you want to

>>10085265
who /breakup/ here? I got a weird one

>be dating girl for a few years
>In our early 20s so we dont move in together, but functionally live together in terms of how we spend our time
>finally move in together
>find out 2 months into moving that shes cheating on me, and started when we moved into our first place.

>find out, kick her out of the apartment

>she's trying to come around, bring food etc, still wants to pay partial rent for a couple months

What do? With her around, I'm not gonna get over her so easily, but if I cut her off it bones me financially since rent will be on me, and I cant afford it on my own

I guess I'm just gonna be polite, take the cash, break the lease asap, and find a roommate

Fucking women

>>10085276
you don't eat hooker ass. They eat yours, and you try hard to fart in their mouth. You are the customer.

>>10085282
pretend I didnt link to that post above me

who /neverhadagfsobreakupisneveranissue/ here

>>10085282
Take her money, fuck her best friend. Never get back with her so you are not a scummy cheat.

>>10085271
About 2 years.

>>10085291
getting back together is my biggest fear

I don't want to be alone and also she's really hot. I'd show you her asshole but this is a sfw board

Gonna have to be strong and chemical dependent

>>10085319
I've likely seen it. She is a sloot bro.

Serious. You are the man. Use charm to skyrocket. Take her money and fuck her best friend. She is only getting uglier.

Hey guys, I'm drunk and I'm sad. Also I'm playing a videos game.

>>10085282
>I guess I'm just gonna be polite, take the cash, break the lease asap, and find a roommate
Exactly this. If you can, try to sublet that place and get a 1 bedroom for cheaper or something

>>10085319
Put it on imgur and link it faget.

>>10085319
Pics pls. Post to soc or imgur and link to that here

>>10085347
https://imgur.com/Yubm9B9

I've got a ton but mostly on my phone.

Maybe I'll make an album, fuck her

>>10085343
>>10085347
It is a turd cutter. Can you jerk off to your own asshole? I am never going to make an army out of you faggots.

>>10085356
oh whoops thats one pic not the album

https://imgur.com/a/Y0rwF

>>10085356
>>10085363
So you break up because of issues to do with you, and you post her pictures on 4chan? Real classy, bro.

>>10085372
Cry about it; if she wanted me to treat her respectfully post breakup she shouldn't have spent a month fucking some dude.

guess what, I'm gonna post the 100+ pictures I have and your butthurt cant stop it

>>10085378
Wait, for some reason I thought you were the dude whose ex's dad just died. My mistake.

Carry on with the pics.

>>10085385
oh that actually makes sense. Yeah fuck cheaters; I'm totally fine with a respectful breakup, but cheating is the worst.

It wasn't even the good "drunk mistake" kind of cheating, it was the "make plans and lie about them for weeks" kind. I knew it too and pressed her about it, but she never even faltered. Smart enough to lie well but too dumb to delete her texts.

This is the fourth major (year plus) relationship I've had and the fourth that ended in cheating. It's like the world wants me to have trust issues

>>10085397
The guy was likely the smart one. I have ended more relationships than keyloggers. Women are dumb.

>>10085229
>that jolt you get while reading text and then the same name as yours appears

>>10085420
It's gonna be ok Zach.

>>10085420
Don't worry Zach, we love you

>>10085430
but we still want to see other people.

>>10085438
No.

>>10084872
I gave in. Just fuck me in the ass and make me bleed to death already, life.

>>10085229
yeah dude that's a pretty clear 'don't go'

Maaaaaaaan that first dark colored solid poo after withdrawals always cluggs the fucking toilet full on. God damnit at least I feel better.

>>10085638
That's the way she goes. Happens to all of us. Try to save some taper..

>>10084993
You can do it. You can find meaning in life without intoxicants. It gets better everyday. Go forth, anon.

>>10085420
Hi Zach, this is girlfriendless Zach

>>10085282
>meet girl on social media app
>couple dates
>find out she's moving back to her home state after her sister catches up the rent
>fuck once
>fuck twice and don't pull out
>decide to get apartment together
>start drinking like a madman
>pissing bed
>pissing floor
>punching shit I don't remember
>come home from work and she's gone
>still has baby
>born one day after mine
>I have a son 3k miles away I haven't seen since I cut the cord.

He'll be 3 this year. Shit hits my feels more than anything else in the world.

>>10085742
Born one day after my birthday, I meant.

I've posted screenshots from fb messenger couple threads ago. You guys really are becoming my social life.

>>10085742
I'm so glad I haven't done shit this far/bad, I chase them off almost out of the gate or make them get IUD's

just busted a titanic nut boys

>>10085742
>>10085748
>>10085753
Im adding that story to "most fucked up in thread" way behind the dude who strained his vomit to try to get drunk

>>10085753
I've ruined 4 relationships that had wifey potential, solely from alcohol abuse. Still haven't learned. But slowly making progress. At age 27 ¬_¬

>>10085758
> who strained his vomit to try to get drunk

Um, what? Pretty sure I missed that one.

>>10085685
Nah...I'm not relapsing this time. Just for tonight, I swear. I'll keep you guys updated and I'll be just fine tomorrow.

what we drinkin??

>>10085782
>Corona
Carta Blanca masterrace mi negro.

Just some really cheap wine (which is surprisingly pretty good). Stopped drinking everyday, but quiting altogether is bullshit. If I couldn't drink at least on weekends I would blow my brains off.

>tfw headed to the strip club

>>10085778
it might have been from another chan, but long story short it didn't work

I challenge anyone to name something lower than that not counting the people who drink listerine or rubbing alcohol

>>10085809
Dude I don't think you can get lower than that. That's just downright pathetic and disappointing. That makes listerine drinkers look like Stella arotois drinkers.

>>10084846
Fuck I might make myself vomit to feel better. But that will damage my throat. I wish I could get high instead.

My dog died today. She would have been 11 on the 24th.

>>10085809
I've drank rubbing alcohol before. Shit gives you a fucked up diarrhea

>>10085788
I agree 100%. Carta blanca is the shit but Corona will always have a special place in my heart. Tastes like nostalgia...

>>10085833
I've heard of homeless people throwing up Listerine and it making the most god awful smell bc it kills all your gut bacteria

>>10085867
Thats because you murdered your gut flora. The worst I ever did was drink 97% iso in a huge glass of water. It worked, but it was a weird drunk and the next day my mouth tasted really sickly sweet

wouldn't recommend

>>10085833
Ever read "Moscow to the end of the line?" Them niggas in Russia during the cold war were hardcore

Chef...

>>10085863
My condolences, lad.

>>10085887
Is it worse than people in Alaska drinking hairspray?

>>10085863
You're dog had a great run I'm sure.

But celebrate the fun loving life you provided to her, don't mourn her death. Especially not like this.

>>10085898
They drink shit like nail polish remover and petrol because they're too poor to buy actual booze and are manual laborers

>>10085893
>2011+7
>not correctly rotating images

>>10085898
>>10085914
I thought that was people on reservations where they banned alcohol

There was some place where the white man built a liquor store one foot away from where the reservation ended lol

>>10085940
Well Moscow to the end of the line is a book by a man who lived in russia in the (i think) 50s and 60s where people like us could not get alcohol at all. they were just way too poor

>>10085950
should have signed up for the air force to drink jet fuel

Being slightly drunk makes you look better, being drunk makes you think that you look better.
Is the latter real or is it just distorted by your inebriation.

t. someone only thinks they look attractive after a couple drinks

>tfw a stripper who spends her off hours as a whore tells you she's worried about you and you should stop drinking

>>10086004
she wants to make sure you still have money to pay for her, also she's a female, does it surprise you she is empathetic for males that pose no threat?

>>10086004
Use it to your advantage and get a gooby.

>>10084846
Tried oxycodone for the first time last night... "k57".. holy shit, I think I found the cure for my alcoholism..

>>10085781
>>10085638
Holy mother of God, almost 3 weeks sober murdered my tolerance. How did I go from drinking one to two 750ml a day to getting drunk off of barely five shots.

Jesus fuck, my dudes. If you're low on funds, do this shit for a couple of weeks after you taper/get through WD's and your wallet will love you.

>curing alcoholism with opiate addiction
what could go wrong

>>10086004
>mfw at a strip club but still up in al/ck/

Never abandon your bros. Throw her a 2$ bill, make her feel questionable

>>10086034
Hence why I might get me some H. Really appreciated that didn't ya bud?

>>10086070
Try everything once :^)

>>10086070
I'm curious, what is the most deadly withdrawals a person can come down off of? I get genetics, health and all that shit play a big part too, but just in general.

>>10086102
>what is the most lethal withdrawal
Literally severe alcohol dependency.

still awake and still drinkin

>>10086004
That nigger in the back is eyeballing you, go kick his ass.

>>10085282
Oh god it's three in the morning and she's coming over and I'm lit.

Lord give me strength

I'm going to watch the Superbowl with my family and my mother keeps nagging me to drink. I haven't drank in 33 days and the last time I drank was at a family Christmas party. She wants me to think that it's Christmas Eve again and it's the Superbowl and how could you not drink. I'm just over it. I was having a hard time sleeping when I didn't drink and my anxiety was out of control and I'm on anti depressants anyways so mixing the two is worthless.

Anyone else have an intense fear of public drunkenness? I want to go buy more alcohol but I don't want people to judge me. You'd think it'd be the opposite, you'd stop caring, fuck.

>>10086059
I just stick to wine, working out, and eating healthy. 1 bottle does me good for the night. There's a grocery outlet near me and they have a pretty kick ass wine selection for wines under $7.

>>10084848
Is it still drinking alone if you're married and getting sloshed on neat vodka while your teetotaller wife look son disapprovingly?

>>10086174
idk anon. I'm just alone

>>10086191
I have the same fan

>>10086191
nice cock anon.
no homo tho

>>10086191
wtf

>>10086155
go somewhere else

>>10086191
At least the thread is on track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDMvgxHW22k
Blatantly still in denial, blacks out every time she drinks and is only just beginning to realise that there's a problem. Awesome, gotta find this girl, she's ripe for exploitation. Gangbang anyal/ck/?

The pain is gone now that I'm drinking again. Idk if if I'm al/ck/ but long time moderate, I've been drinking 2-3 drinks a night for 10 years, plenty of times more. Recently tried to stop after seeing the scale and everything hurt.

>>10086260
Bet she'd be mental in bed bruv.

I also just found out today a teen crush was killed years ago. Why. :fuckme:

>>10086260
Articulate and relatable video. I'm about half way through watching it.

>>10086383
Damaged/alchie/crazy grils are invariably fucking superlative in the sack.

>get stopped by a cop 3 hours ago at a 7/11
>cops in the store stops me because he thinks that I'm drunk (I am)
>get arrested for public intoxication and have to wait for mommy to bail me out
>post on al/ck the aftermath

no one is a bigger loser than me

>>10086413
I live in a small town in illinois, US, I don't know if it's because the jail's always full, or they feel bad for me, but cops have given me a ride home twice after finding me drunk sleeping on a park bench.

They just drove me home both times.

Hell once I was having an episode in a store I feel real embarassed about, the cop just picked me up, put me outside, told me to walk home or I'd go to jail.

Sucks they pulled you in for just being intoxicated, I surprisingly get away with a lot.

>>10086260
I'm the fuckboy with exgf dad dead, and HOLY SHIT I love British people and I love the name Lucy

>>10084927
>that picture
>a few bottles in the morning
>plenty more at night
This is my life.

Any one else far more productive when you're drunk?

>>10086437
We love you Zach.

>>10086260
what a qt

how long do night sweats last for

>>10086450
thanks m8
>>10086260
Pls giv british gril

>>10086455

>>10086260
>>10086464
aight i watched 1 min of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PKaqfjho1I video, and she's a massive hipster cunt with no personality and no tits. i'm embarrassed to have liked her for 30 mins

>>10086004
Bitch on the right is fine, tip her lad.

>>10085980
u cant weld with your breath tho bc it can't melt steel beams

>>10086191
lol nice fake cock, dicklet

>>10086191

>>10086496
>>10086260
Watched a few of her videos, and they're fucking garbage. All of the ones I saw were: I'm a rich grill and I got to do something cool, take a look at this cool thing I did, I will now talk about this cool thing while wearing eye shadow. PLEASE DONATE TO MY PATREON SO I DON'T HAVE TO GET A NORMAL JOB

>>10086434
I once threatened to cut a cop up while drunk don't remember much but i did wake up in a hospital and got sent to involuntary lock up in the psych ward.

What's worst than being in a ditch drunk, is being half drunk not being able to pass out at home after some shenanigans at the bar. Not tmrw I'm going ham.

Fuck that bitch trying to play me btw

>>10086526
She's just a typical, middle-class London gril. Alcoholic normie grils in their early 20's are heavenly creatures, annoying or not. Guarantee I could have my dick inside her within an hour of meeting her for a drink, and that her self esteem issues would be conducive to all manner of perversions being welcomed by her drunken, insecure self.

>it's Saturday night
>all the people I know are out clubbing
>here I am getting hammered alone
>installed two different dating apps, Tinder and POF
>chatting and sending dick pics to random women once I get their Snapchat
>get a message from a friend later on
>"hey man you haven't been yourself lately, are you okay?"
>mfw

>>10086578
Send him a dick pic and say man i'm doing A O K with this bad boy.

>>10084848
With nobody else?

>>10084858
Takes a lot of willpower.

>>10084846
Got drunk last night, still feeling drunk this morning, feels good. Drank a fuckload of water last night and again this morning, popped an ibuprofen for good measure but it was probably unnecessary, imma be perfectly fine. Next I drink will likely be Monday or Tuesday.

Man, red wine really does make me pack on the weight.

>>10085782
3 parts bourbon
1 part water
1 part Sprite

>>10086034
I would gladly chug a gallon of water and go 12-18 hours without drinking if I had a fucking OxyContin 60
Because if I dont I would end up mr. respiratory failure from the combo.

>>10086455
a couple days, ride it out lad.
You will soak the bed or couch in so much sweat it will be unreal to you.
Drink a lot of cold water or sports drinks to replenish and cool you off.

>>10084927
lol, same here

>>10086707
wait is it friday? what the fuck it was just wednesday?

>>10086170
not at all.

>>10086413
bad luck

>>10085290
Breaking up is actually a good thing. Hear me out.

It gets rid of someone in your life that isn't right for you (or vice versa).
It frees you from being linked to another person who may have been holding you back.
It lets you make major changes to your life with minimal blowback. I moved across an entire continent twice to get away from my exes and both times my life improved immeasurably.

>>10085905
Elementary school has a message for you.

>>10086147
So what happened? Did you fuck, is she in seven pieces in your shower, maybe both?

>>10086870
Yeah, and look where you are now

>>10086188
Was talking about myself.
She drove me to the bottle shop for stout and champagne so I guess she's not that disturbed.
Wait until the still I ordered arrives.

>>10086897
>$100k a year job
>married to big tits
>own my own house with water views
>two positively geared investment properties
>drink like I was training for the drinking olympics three days a week
>will be fully funded retired by age of 50
>have still had some crazy crazy bitches going up and down on me like an organ grinders monkey on a stick

I'm okay with me. Can you say the same about you?

Is binge drinking once a week fine? Or am I an alcoholic?

>>10086921
>>married to big tits
Other than that you sound like you're doing alright. Hope you can get the wife to do a breast reduction surgery

>>10086954
You have to determine your own rock bottom anon.

>>10086961

I want to keep it to no more than twice a month but my life is just so boring. I hate being sober. I hate life.

I'm not a victim to the sauce, I'm a victim to life.

>>10086959
I'd rather she get a gastric bypass, there's a reason she has big tits. Pic kinda related.

>>10086968
You have to keep drinking until either you get bored of it or you find something better.

Here, have some inspiration from down under.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB58CqLEkZ8&list=PLBEW-5HzIXv5GRgnJMXfVlJB0yzJ5uhvE&index=2
Where are you anon? Maybe I can help you find interesting shit to do.

Im awake cold and shivering again. My house is 23°c

I never sleep past 5 am until more vodka/beer.

>>10086969
wow

>>10086988

Midwest US. Very sad place.

>>10087018
Oh man, you have so many things you could do. Go shooting. Learn to brew beer. Post fake ads on craigslist. Call a random number and try to start a conversation. Go on plenty of fish, tinder or grinder and advertise for a drinking buddy of a different age bracket, race or sexuality. You live in a country that's measurably more free than mine and has a lot more opportunity. Don't be a sad sack slumped over a computer wondering why he can't get away from drinking and shitposting.

>>10086886
It's a common mistake. Stop being "that asshole"

>>10085797
same anon who was at the strippers a few threads ago?

>>10087159
>It's a common mistake

So is drunk driving. Doesn't make it right.

>>10086059
Just wait a week or two until you're right back where you were before you first quit

be careful anon

>>10086988
>>10087042
Hey fellow Ausbro, how's it going?

Every time I try making an icee it's never drinkable and when I attempt drinking it the flavoring gets sucked out of the ice. What the fuck does 7/11 do to make it work?

>>10087226
It's 1:45am Sunday here in Tasmania, I should really lay off the shitposting and get some sleep.

>>10087279
Haha same here in Melbourne you two headed cunt. You should have more beer and keep posting.

>>10084848

I'm drinking with my cute dog.

Day 3 drinking just because of one night drunk. The anxiety is too much for me to just stop, after ONE night on the bottle. Fuck this.

>>10087300
As if I'd take advice from a Sudanese.

2 months sober after drinking ever day for 15 years, going well.

can't seem to kick the cigarette habit

>>10087391
I quit overnight after getting an iolite vape.

>>10087336
Same. Day 3 here as well

>>10086543
It's a good thing I never carried weapons when I used to be a drunk.

I haven't drank seriously in almost 3 years, but I have a lot of embarrassing shit I did, makes me cringe, but the shame helps keep me sober at this point.

>>10087396
did you mean to say "after getting a violent rape"

>>10087427
Pretty sure I’d have had a cigarette after that

>>10087391
>>10087396
>>10087442
I haven't smoked for two weeks, but I've got godly will and never get addicted anyway. How does it even feel? Surely can't be as bad as the booze.

>>10087448
Obviously not. Nah, just makes me insanely irritable for a couple of weeks. Or I just vape tobacco instead.

Is it normal to still feel jittery after a week off the sauce?

I feel restless mentally but also in my limbs. Like I’ve had too much cawfee.

>get drunk
>wake up feeling major anxiety
EVERY TIME

>finished last beer
>want more
>3am and everywhere is closed
What do

>>10086886
Not him, but the only thing I have issues still with is affect/effect. Any tips for that? I'm 29 and English was one of my best subjects in school, but I could never get that one down for some reason. It just never sticks in my brain.

>>10087528
drink Mouthwash

>>10087496
Just your brain chemicals trying to balance out. I have the opposite. Never had cravings until the fourth time I've kicked it. Now everyday I start and can't stop.

>>10087530
The effects of excessive alcohol affect you.

>>10087496
Dw mate, once went 6 days with NO sleep, just laying on the bed sober with my mind to occupy the time. Fking freaked me out at the beggining but I fugured that when the sun finnaly rose and those FKING KOOKABURRAS FKED OFF I actually felt refreshed which was very weird. If you feel like you got TOO much energy, maybe funnel it into a project. Doesnt mater wtf it is; cooking, reading, woodwork (DONT do it while relapsing). Im on painting right now and although I know it does look shit, I at least can look at something and say; FUCK gotta unfuck that peice of shit in the corner. TL:DR Relapses can fk off the cunts. Hobbies can help keep the pain away... if for a little while.

Don't die on us just yet bro.

PS not my OC.

>>10087553
So affect is more past tense then? Or how is it supposed to be used properly in comparison.

>>10087530
‘Affect is active’. That is, it’s something you do. You affect others. Just remember ‘affect = active’.

>>10087575
Affect is a verb, effect is a noun. Tense has nothing to do with it.
Try RAVEN: Remember Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun.

I still look back on the days where we'd sneak out of the house
Finding a place to get away where we could drink and be ourselves
Now we're stressed out and held down to the life that we've laid out
But those times have shaped us into who we wanted to be

The blackouts are getting worse

>>10087688
Maybe it's a blessing that you don't remember, then.

In another thread i'm talking all about southern food.
For anyone here who can even stomach food right now, what do yall think of Southern Food/Soul food.

>>10087714
Dude, I have no recollection of the past three days.

>>10084888
Yeah, great life hack. This anon gets it.

>>10087720
For a long time, all I remembered was walking to the shops and back in the morning. I'd black out within an hour of downing neat vodka, and repeat ad infinitum. It felt like walking to the shop and back 24 times a day, always feeling shit, always throwing up and withdrawing, always stood by the door trying to avoid throwing up for long enough to get there, occasionally waking in a police cell and almost never knowing why... etc. For months I used to wake with a gasp, because I'd never know if I was going to do some stupid shit and end up back in a cell.

>>10087720
Been there man, I am currently limping with a quarter dollar sized scab and larger bruise on my right knee and one on my left knee.
Where in the fuck did I do it and I have some jeans with the knees soaked in blood.

I guess I fell off my fucking roof or something onto my knees as there is an imprint on the soft part of the ground outside where I like to climb on my roof.
Either that or I am gnomed to my dome again. I feel like an MMA fighter pummeled me without a referee present.
I could have been hit by a car for all I know.
but I think I fell off a roof.
I do somehow have 3 , 30cases of beer and no money and my car is somewhere I know I did not park it.

So I guess I planned another taper or something.
I have no clue what the fuck as went on the past week.

>>10085227
This. Don't go to the funeral. You will regret it.

>>10087556
I'm doing a lot of evening walks, that helps.

I don't even want to relapse at this point because my body doesn't like booze any more. It just makes me feel more wrecked in the bad way.

>>10087720
I just love when I just cannot remember days and I have to do some fucking Columbo-level investigation to try to figure out what the hell I did, if anything, without letting anyone else on to the fact that I was blackout drunk. I can usually assume I didn't get caught by the police doing anything, or I'd probably have woken up in a cell, but one of the scariest things to hear is to have someone you know tell you, "dude, you were fucking scary the other night." And then I ask, "how so?" and he says, "you were just... scary." Aw fuck. What did I do? Did I get rapey or something? Did I break something? Hurt someone? Are there any signs of damage on my car? What the fuck did I do?

>>10086034
Opioid addiction is an even larger bitch than alcoholism. Don't do it.

>>10087772
I've heard a lot of people say booze is worse than heroin desu.

>>10087772
>>10087783
Booze and Opiate dependency are two different beasts. Yet both are monstrous in their own right.
No good comparison can be made.

What do you all do to combat loneliness ? I hate living alone

>>10087772
Like fuck is it. Even when physically addicted I didn't really give a shit about heroin. It's obscenely over-rated. Plus I'd never get arrested when using smack, because I'd just stay at home and stfu, and the withdrawal won't kill you.

>>10087795
Most people are shit

>>10087797
You don't hear too much about people sucking dick for vodka...

>>10087795
Drink , or continue to be friends with us.
or find a creative way to give up.

Or get a hobby.
No but forreal get a hobby, that DOESNT involve sitting in front of a computer screen.

>>10087795
>>10087795
Where do you think you are?
But apart from drinking then, reading, programming, running. I used to draw but I stopped a few years back and threw all the drawings in the trash. I would recommend that though as it can keep you occupied for hours on end if you feel inspired, a movie ends but something you create is never truly done.

>Google "tingly feet alcohol"
Well shit...I hope it passes in a few days. Gonna stay away from the stuff for a while this time.

1.5l of gin consumed over 24 hrs and I'm still too sober to pass out on night 2

>>10087831
Would you tell anyone?
Seriously though, alcohol withdrawal is so much more dangerous physically. As for the psychological addiction - smack I can kick within a week easily, then not crave it at all. Alcohol is something else entirely. I've been trying to control the shit for years.

>>10087831
You don't hear of people dying from withdrawals from opiates either. Even the most hardcore addicts i've seen just roll around with razor blades in their gut feeling and their bones hurting for up to 2 weeks but never die no matter how miserable they feel.

Al/ck/s can ruin their life just as hard or worse and can actually kill you during withdrawals.

I love opiates dont get me wrong, but I like to do my bit and it makes me play video games for 24 hours straight. I have no idea why but all I do on opiates is play vidya or clean.

All I do on booze is destroy my finances , social relations , wreck the house, damage my brain and did I mention wrecking my house to shit.

>>10087850
nigga you need to taper and take the blow to your weight.
Taper for 2-4 days and then start drinking again.
You'll get that tolerance down a little bit then.

>>10087880
Can't stop drinking bucko

>>10087904
Well uh dilute what you have with water then.
How much do you drink a day?

>>10087904
based rich anon

why is a richfag an alkie?

>>10087920
At min 600ml per evening. Up 1.5 or so in 24 hrs

>>10087926
Alcohol knows no socioeconomic bounds

Two days out of a five-day binge, and just getting the last of the whiskey shits out of me. Yesterday I took 5 shits varying from pissing out my ass, to explosive pitch-black diarrhea. Shit was gnarly as fuck. I feel much cleaner now though.

>>10087950
Dang time to get down to a liter a day.
Anything past a liter a day is horrible.
Get better anon
How do you even fucking function , unless you have been doing this for a long time.

>>10087970
Been passing out drunk nightly since i was 21
Just turned 29

>>10085781
Welp, I've already gone and bought more. Great. Why even fucking bother with trying to quit, especially when you're alone.

>>10087984
And your probably fucked then.
If you are being honest about the extent.
What do you do for money to afford it?
Job? friends?
How have you not destroyed your life?

>>10088001
Life's good desu lol

>>10087954
The Art project that is alck shits is wild.
I can finally shit semi-acceptably now.
I just got past the motor oil mixed with watery grease , but im chugging a half gallon of bourbon for the next 36 hours and I know by Sunday night ill be shitting something wild.
Doesnt help I have eaten nothing but bacon eggs and toast twice a day as my only meals.

>>10088011
Well arent you fuckin cool.
faggot

Dumping some Drunk Guy comics that I was enamored with in college. His website has since been taken down, I wish I'd saved more of his comics.

>>10088027

>>10088039

>tfw got caught bringing 3 months of handles to the curb by my neighbor
>the look of concern on her face was almost worst then the look of my mothers concern when she saw 1 trash bag of handles last year

>>10088049

>>10087904
I honestly hope you kys, You annoy the fuck out of me. Fucking migrant

>>10088015
Not that guy, but... enough money to be secure and stable is nice, extremely nice, extremely valuable. but much above that and it becomes stressful. A lot of wealthy people are addicts, just look at musicians and at hollywood.

>>10088063
I annoy myself, buddy.

>>10087904
Ignore the haters bruh.

>>10088074
An no alcoholic, Not matter how wealthy (which you aren't...That's a customers house), Buys fifths.

If you don't buy multiple handles at a time you are not an al/ck/

Bring your attention whoring back to soc faggot

>>10088053
Now she thinks less of you and your mother is worried.
Be safe anon, slow it down.
It reminds me of when I forgot I put 5 empty handles and a half full one in the pantry to try and hide it from my landlord and they would open the fucking pantry for the first time and the look on her face was too concerned to be upset.
(landlord is my Aunt btw)
All she did was look horrified and say "you didnt do this with the paycheck I gave you a week ago did you?" (I did some painting for her)

uhhh no those are from all month , I dont want to talk about it.
and then we mutually changed the topic and decided not to talk about it.
Although she used to piss me off when I admitted I was an alck the first time and she (a former alc) said lol I used to drink 10 beers a day I know all about it.
I was at a fifth a day and she laughed and said thats impossible because id have alcohol poisoning.

She understands now

>>10088082
What is a customers house? And it's a liter. Your rules of conduct are silly considering most everyone itt is inebriated

>>10088059

>>10088085
>10 beers a day

lol women.

>>10088070
I guess thats true, but it is just as stressful to be dirt poor and having to scam, daylabor, do gigjobs, steal , and generally become a blacksheep of what little family even talks to you because you dont have any money.

>>10088099
>just as stressful
no it's not, it's a million times more stressful. fuck that life. it does give you an immense sense of purpose though which you kind of crave as soon as it's no longer necessary. drinking invariably follows.

>>10088082

Dude why are you being such a faggot. Chill out. This isn't your own little personal club

>>10088091

ur killin me bro

>>10088112
He's drunk bud
But he's right about me being an attentionwhore
My parents didn't give me enough love and lol here I am

>>10088053
countries without bottle deposits are strange to me
what do your hobos do besides panhandle? ours here at least can go bottle picking

>>10088097
5'1 and like 150 pounds.

obviously she is going to feel like pounding back 10 beers in a day is alot.

I'm quite a bit bigger and 10 beers is for the tail-end of a taper.
10 of the 4.3% beers would be so little i'd go mad.

I panic when I have even just 12 units of alc a day left.

>>10088107
I guess its just two different worlds then. I'm fucking hillbilly-junkie poor atm and its impossible. But we are both gonna think our problems are worse. So why even argue.

>>10088091
Ahhh yes I like it.

>>10088120
Nah dude, yours are worse. But mine are still not conducive to sobriety.

was tapering but then i stopped and gf bought over some peroni.

she is now naked next to me passed out with her ass on my hand while i neck peroni and heineken and wait to wake her up with some violent buttsecks

>>10088130
Well laa dee dah romeo, only have sex with conscious girls, do we? Get a load of this fucking angel

>>10088129
Yes brother-man we are both still al/ck/s we are all friends and have our issues here.
I don't doubt you have your alck issues too.

>>10088130
Hey knock her up and get some more fucking problems to deal with.
being an alck with a baby sounds like torture.

>>10088139

plot twist. i don't have a gf. i bought the peroni to add to my heineken and now that this has got the desired (you) i am happy enough to divulge that i am lying,

>>10088150
Wish i had a fuck buddy
Gf seems like a long con

>>10088154

further plot twist i do have a gf and she is actually passed out 1 foot from me naked.

>>10087783
Heroin makes you do terrible things when you're sober. Alcohol makes you do horrible things when you're drunk.

>>10088157
Is she qt?

>>10088157
post censored pics so we dont get the thread delet

>>10086896
She stayed the night :I Lord help me

>>10088164
>>10088163

you know what? i have seen many guys post their gf with "what would you do?" in /b/ but i am not that kind of cunt. If she showed her shit to everyone i would not like her.

Sorry guys... She is chubby as fuck though her ass is 11/10. :/

>>10088183
As long as you're happy. I wank to pics of Erin Andrews

>>10088183
Well thats respectable then. I would never post pic of my wife nude or anything , but she refuses to take nude pics anyways. Glad she is pure-ish.

>people itt have wives and gfs

Fuck I'm such a runt

>>10087855
>easily
feel like a dick for posting this. should have said RELATIVELY easily. booze is imo worse, a lot worse, but don't underestimate heroin addiction, and don't forget that it takes like 1/1,000th of the time to develop a physical dependence when compared with booze.

she supports my alcoholism man..... she has taken me to hospital and picked me up a few fucking times ay....

what a woman. even now she understands i want to quit but she still humors me when i drink.

when i am at work she sends nude pix and shit of her in lingerie and comes to hotels she has booked in just a robe

fuck....

>>10088208
Yeah some people can never touch it and try it and get physical withdrawals after only 2-3 days of doing it.
I typically get 1 day of withdrawals for every 3 days im on it.

Sometimes I can go a week though high as shit and not get wds.

>>10088217
hey you sober up, be glad you have her.
dont start bloggin my man.
Go do something fun and dont get all in your feelings.

didn't really want to drink till tomorrow but considering going to pick up some beer for tonight and tomorrow for the superb owl

>>10088250
ahhh its just some beer, you'll be fine.

>>10088224

ahaha i am glad to have her. but she is also glad to have me. charming motherfucker espeically when drunk. probably why she wants me to stop drinking.

not blogging just drunk.

something fun? man i am meant to go offshore any day now so we have spent the last 4 days drinking and eating like tomorrow is the day we die. fucking awesome. Except my favorite pizza shop was taken over by indians and it has actually turned to shit. fuck indian people and fuck their shitness. I saw that cunt when i went in to pick up the pizza and her cheapness and knew we were fucked. Why do they ruin everything good? Why buy a business and fuck it up.

>>10088263
Fuck getting a pizza.
Why not blast some music , pour a drink and cook some wild ass meal and get drunk enough to eat it even if it turns out bad.

I love pouring up a ton of drink and cooking.

>>10088303

man we usually cook, she does this asian chicken shit, it uses chicken ribs (just a tiny bone with a massive piece of meat hanging off it) soaked in asian marinade cooked on a bed of vegetables in the oven. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk so good.

and i either make pizza with 4 day old cold fermented dough or make a pasta dish but we never know when i am off to work so it was like fuck yeah we love this pizza place.... and ruined.

>>10088349
Well I for one am starting to get kinda drunk and I think I need to either cook or sleep in the floor.
I am thinking egg , maybe asleep in the floor.
yeah I think I need another drink.

>>10088382
rip bruh.

>>10088382

sleep in the floor may be a problem. on the floor can do. Just don't use your oven for a 4 hour roast man. Cook some thing like a quick stir fry or a nice pasta dish with garlic chicken

>>10088402
>>10088412

I shouldn't have bought that half gallon of bourbon.
I knew I would down it too quick.
I am just gonna use some of this bacon grease to make another breakfast of eggs n toast.
I thhink I got about 1-2 hours before I black out.
Gonna chug a bottle of water or two with my food and then pour up a tall glass and just pass out on the couch with it.

>>10088438

half gallon what is that in real measurements? 2.5 liters? where the fuck did you get that???

you should sip the bourbon with the water and cook something decnet fuck eggs and toast no one wants that when they are drunk that is hungover you's problem. Drunk you wants real food.

>>10084846
I had a dream about her again...

>>10087985
I told you maaaaaan now savesomething to taper lol

>>10088466
I am craving breakfast foods.
and its homemade bourbon from a still, kinda pricey but I dont get the opportunity to get homemade bourbon often.
I am currently fryin up some onion and turkey in a pan with bacon grease.
Got me two pieces of bread and two eggs on standby.
Bell peppers and grape tomatoes coated in olive oil and salt with some sausage toasting in the toaster oven.
and got some orange juice / water / and bourbon on standby.
Is that gonna be acceptable

>>10088501

breakfast foods are so shit though man,.. even at breakfast. breakfast foods are the equivalent of trough pissing. who decided we would stand next to each other with our cocks out and piss same as who decided bacon and eggs was breakfast?

Give me burgers or pizza or something fuck man bacon and eggs is burnt off in 2 hours.

>>10088512
You may be retarded.
In the south breakfast is breakfast and we fry up wild shit or make biscuits n gravy.

Burgers and pizza for breakfast breaks tradition here,

>>10088528

what exactly is a biscuit? forgive my ignorance but we don't get anything like what it looks like in australia

>>10088512
Bacon for breakfast was actually invented by an advertising guy, before that Amerifats ate normal breakfasts.

http://www.americantable.org/2012/07/how-bacon-and-eggs-became-the-american-breakfast/

Breakfast: Handful of walnuts, apple, vitamin c, b12, and milk thistle to combat liver damage.

Lunch: can of sardines, clove of raw garlic, and am avocado.

Dinner: pint or two of vodka, then everything goes to hell and I just indiscriminately eat whatever comes into my field of vision.

>>10088542
Uhhm its like this.
Flour and buttermilk
I guess you must hate "brekkie" or whatever.

>>10088542
You don't have a KFC down there?

>>10088542
it's a buttery savory pastry/bun

>>10088567
thank you
>>10088560
we do but they don't serve biscuits and don't do breakfast and mcdonalds don't do breakfast

>>10088558
yes... the fact we don't have what you have and i ask a question means i hate it? Is this why you americans can't imagine a world outside of detroit with your soggy biscuits and faggotry nigger crime?

>>10088602
Hey now , dont go pol on me over a joke.
I live over 300 miles from detroit.
And you are not one to talk, with all the abbos running around begging for change and huffing petrol.

We all have trash acting like wildmen in our countries and they are of all ethnicities.
Calm down
I thought you were the guy talking shit about breakfast foods so i was taking the piss out of it.
fuck off

>>10088619
>>10088602
Wait nevermind I live 539 miles away from detroit according to google.

>>10088619

relax dickhead i was the guy talking trash about breakfast foods. you are drunk and cannot make sense of this somewhat disjointed conversation.

show me a pic of your biscuit? Is it like a scone? forgive my ignorance i always wondered what reviewbrah was talking about with his biscuit reviews. A biscuit here is a cookie. Doesn't go well with fried chicken.

>>10085892
fuck that makes me tear up and my dog has a good 2 or 3 years left

>>10085420
I know a Zach but he enjoys gay things like sucking dick and batman

>>10088635
I didnt make biscuits but that one guy posted a pretty good pic of it.

Idk google southern biscuits. I dont even know what a scone is and never have heard that word uttered by anyone in public.

We refer to what yall brit empire independents as biscuits, we call cookies.

Here biscuits are fluffy buttery savory flour things. We mix a bunch of buttermilk (or milk or water) in a bowl with flour and bake it.

Language is somewhat backwards compared to yalls country. And being a melting pot and having such a giant country regional differences happen alot here.
Australia is also across the world from us so we have wildly different slang and terms.
Yall baffle me with yalls slang sometimes.
I bet we do the same for you.

>>10088682
>>10088635

fuck forgot image

>>10088499
M8 I've been drinking for like 12 years. Tapering has never helped me.

I don't know what to do anymore. I am actually on death row. I'm the fuck who came out of the hospital weeks ago, too.

>storing stuff at mom's house for a bit
>she throws out a duvet cover because it has some blood stains on it from me hitting my feet on shit while loaded
>don't worry i'll replace it :^)
>buys the shittiest wal mart duvet cover with snap buttons on it instead of actual interlocking ones like on a shirt
>comes off easy as shit when im seizing in the night
>it now also has blood stains on it
thanks mom

>>10088682

the use of the word "y'all" seems like you are taking the piss out of yourself.

Buttermilk is also not common here, thats why everyone flocks to yank restaurants to try their shit especially wings. I still go out of my way overseas to get wings because of the american influence. We don't do much deep fried shit here or use buttermilk. The fucking vegan cuck faggot culture has exploded here and it's all green wholesome cafes full of au natural women so thin their crows feet are skinny. I wish i was born 10 years earlier to crack onto the bitches in their 20s when i was 30 :(

>>10088690
>seizing in the night

dude :/

>>10088692
Vegans and hipsters are the worst, but skinny girls = best girls
are you a whale hunter or something?

>>10088697
if you have another explanation as to why i wake up and all my sheets and shit are on the floor i'd love to hear it

>>10088692
Na I say yall all the time, on here , in texts, and everything. It's a common word here and I use it frequently.

I hate the hipster vegan culture that infested our major cities here too. We do mostly "artisan" or tinyportion shit here though.
Although the hipster spots are gayer.

Yeah we do deep fry almost everything in the south. only reason we still eat our slow cooked greens the way we do is that we never figured out how to fry it yet.
yet

>>10088704
You are just tossing and turning violently.
I doubt its seizing , but tossing and turning violently is still a problem.

I only shout and talk gibberish all night in my sleep when I get like that.

>>10088704

are you a religious man?

>>10088701
my gf is thicc as fuck man. i have had skinny girls who hurt my pelvis with their bony ass. I don't like it.

>>10088705
fair enough if you are from the south. Is simply sara kitchen actually like southern cuisine or is it like the best possible way to cook something if you aren't worried about cardiac arrest?

>>10088713
eh i've been told by someone who saw me i've seized in my sleep
also woke up having bit my tongue so hard i couldn't eat solids for 3-4 days

>>10088715
uhh let me google saras kitchen and get back to you on it. I dont know what that is, I dont want cooking channels.
>>10088720
Well damn that is violent-er than I imagined.

>>10088715
Wait what the fuck am I watching, this is wild.
No this is obesity cooking.
What episode is the southern thing you were talking about?

Google "List of Soul Foods" or "List of Southern Cuisine" and go to wikipedia or something.

And yes it will give you high blood pressure or heart failure possibly.
But we all eat this stuff and I didnt realise till i started traveling that no-one else eats half this shit. I thought it was normal.
But yeah we deepfry everything and cook everything with ample amounts of fat and butter + salt.
Traditional food is fun here.
We do cook other things but the traditional stuff is the staple.

>>10088748

me and my gf plan to have our honeymoon through the southern states. you have inspired me to continue this. i want full flavor i want to live in real food fuck this healthy shit.

>>10088768
Go to any hole in the wall diner you see but it better be rural.
Go to places called like Kathy's Kitchen or Junkyard Dog.
You need to check out some of this food. And every single place will claim to have the best BBQ.
Avoid any hipster spots and most of the chain deals. Except Rick's Barbeque cus for a chain-restaurant it is great.

A name in the title or no title at all but just is called BBQ or Country kitchen is a good sign.
Go check em out sometime, you'll have fun and the people are friendly. Just avoid black hood areas. so like 70% mississippi and all of the black belt of the south.
so you know where to avoid.
dont go to these spots, just drive through them.

>>10088817

are the blacks really that fucked? my gf is half black. can i get away with being a cuck faggot if i bleat about wanting biscuits at 2am?

>>10088768
Also
If the parking lot aint full then it isnt worth it. Go somewhere with a man in a trucker cap smoking a black n mild on the wood bench by the door.

>WAFFLE HOUSE
Go to waffle house drunk on a friday or saturday night and watch how buck wild it is there.
It is a safe haven for drunks.
Man I think imma drive over to Bucky's and get some food now.
It's a good local meat n 3 that is typically too packed full of people to even get in.

Also ask the locals where the best spot is.
They first will comment that they are interested in your aussie accent and then will point you to the best hole in the wall spot they know.

I have only ever met 1 aussie before, one showed up at waffle house in tennessee and the waitresses were fauning over his accent.
He even wore a fucking aussie crocodile dundee looking hat and khaki shorts, looked like he was as stereotypical as possible. Do yall really dress like that often?
It was cool and he seemed to like Southern food.

>>10088841

dude i am in camouflage cargo shorts and have an international school accent. i sound south african at best. i am not. My gf sounds american but she is half seychelles half french and lived in qatar.

Maybe better to pretend to be aussie and put on the steve irwin accent. I dont care about these chicks i just want the food ay

>>10088838
Hey the stereotypical aussie guy i was just talking about had some kind of black gf too.
And only the niggers are.

Good ol downhome southern blacks are polite and keep to themselves,
Gangsta niggers will fuck with anyone who doesnt look like "dey aint from round here"
So tourists need not apply.
I grew up in ghettos, 1 stop light farm towns and everything inbetween. So I can handle it.
But niggers treat outsiders like targets.
Stay out of those areas and most blacks are great people.

>>10088849
Yall will get treated like family , just get gas somewhere and tell someone you see that you are tourists and want to know where to get the best southern food.
We are so friendly its good down here.
Go ask questions on where is the best hole in the wall restaurants at some gas station and 10 people will come up to you to give their opinion.

>>10088850

yeah man i love your honesty. i don't hate anyone (apart from indians but who doesn't to some degree). My dad was in ghana on a job and he went into some pub and it was just shiny white teeth because it was so black and he said (he is racist) that this was the best place full of friendliness he has ever been. If anyone helps me out or makes me feel welcome i will buy a round of drinks, i can;'t wait to experience southern hospitality especially in alabama or new orleans etc!

>>10088859

thats so awesome. australia used to be like that but now we have been raped so often by cunts and american sailors who cant handle their piss we are jaded

>>10088862
New orleans is a place in itself.
Try north alabama or gulf alabama.
America is huge and 2 counties over could be an entirely different culture.
Tennessee is probably the friendliest though and our biscuits are legendary.

You can go knock on most peoples doors and they will let you in and cook/drink with you in some areas.

Southern Hospitality is no meme. I lost my phone a few days ago and walked 3-4 houses down (long distance between houses.) and asked to borrow someones cellphone to call mine and they said sure and dropped everything they were doing to walk with me to my house and help me search for my phone. and then I offered him some booze and food. He turned down the drink but I heated him back up some chicken and dumplings and gave him some canned goods for the help.

I was panicked all my neighbors I knew were at work and it only took the 2nd house i knocked on for some stranger to help me.

>>10088905

thats so awesome that level of hospitality exists. i love this shit. if i went 1 house down here some crackhead bogan cunt would fuck me up with a baton and accuse me of being a cunt.

>>10088925
Australia is so foreign to me

And I guess I must take it the hospitality for granted.
Hell, 2-3 weeks ago my car ran out of gas when I was 90 miles south down in Alabama, and I got out of the car to wave down a vehicle and the very first car stopped and helped me and took me to the gas station and let me use his gas can he had in his truck.
Even paid for my gas to get back home.

I should have only bought 1-2 40's of malt liquor and put the rest in gas but I bought 3 and thought I could coast mostly home but ran out short.
People are cool here, just stay out of some ghettos and trailer parks unless you are from round der.
Or you could be seen as a tourist and tangle up with some druggies or something.

Only the gangbangers and some junkies are a problem, but they all are in specific areas.
You can ask any local and they'll tell you where to avoid, but you can spot em quick so nothing to worry about.
But most places are great.

>>10088070
>enough money to be secure and stable is nice, extremely nice, extremely valuable. but much above that and it becomes stressful. A lot of wealthy people are addicts, just look at musicians and at hollywood.
Isn't that more being a public person than being rich?

I can't imagine my life becoming more stressful by being independently wealthy.

>>10088982
it's not as covered in films as america is. my gf has been all over america and says it is exactly like the films. maybe you will know this.. what is up with the vents in NYC? are they venting the subway?

No but fuck man i am waiting for my drink driving charges to be dropped to come to america and i would love to see the south cunts like you make it all worthwhile, i love drunken shit and drunken mateship. Fuck knows maybe i will end up buying you a beer at some tennessee pub. My mum's friend lives in chattanooga is that any good? I admire your neighbors and their honesty, you could get the same in any good suburb here in aus just if you live somewhere shit they are used to aboriginals asking to use your phone then raping you when you open the door and stealing your car. We are very different but very similar white people.

how do you guys not eat when you drink? i am worse than stoned munchies. Just ate 3x 14" pizzas and am still hungry

>>10089051
By being poor.

>>10089022
Uh, I have never been to NYC but know only one person from there. My wife's cousin's wife is from there.
I have no idea what the vents are about but I know they are real.
And what do you mean by "the movies?"

We make more movies than anywhere on earth with more genres so you need to be more specific.

This country is so big and regionally different I cannot speak for many places here.
All I know is people from North Ohio are assholes and Jersey-folk talk strange and Bay Area California people are a lost cause mostly.

Also Chattanooga is alright but its 50% a college town, my ex lives there and I sext her sometimes when I know my wife wont find out. Chatt is okay I guess.
Thats only 2hr 30min from me and im only 5 counties over ffrom it.

also heres some map of chattanooga I found that any Chatt-anons could hopefully confirm for me.

I know there are like 20-30 people on /x/ that browse from Chattanooga or maybe more now.

went and got 30 beers hopefully that'll last me 2 days cause it's fucking snowy out there atm
lol who am i kidding i'll be back before the superbowl stockin up again

>>10089135
what time do they close?

>>10086580
kek

>>10089147
the one i usually go to closes at 11, but theres one closer that's a bit run down and i don't usually go to for some reason that's probably cheaper and open till 2am

>>10089113
I guess they go on /x/ cause they do all them drugs

>>10089159
Lol good point

Just bought 1.75L handle of Dewar's.
Is there a better blended Scotch for the price? I think not.
Also, have some Celtic music to listen to my Whisky bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B12msT-dfBs

what do americans call the 1.14l bottles? 40s? i know theres fifths(two sixes) and handles(sixties) but we call them 40s up in leafland, wondering if its the same down there

>>10084859
I subscribed to him and he is fucking retarded. Last time I take advice from an al/ck/

>>10089197
We have 40's and 42 shatterproof plastics here
But it's all called 40's.
Some states ban fourties, like in alabama.
But up here in TN we still get our sweet 40oz 8%'s for 2 dollars.

And I ran out of liquor and didnt pass out, good thing I magically acquired some beer .

Now I am drooling over Southern food.
Who here is all for Nashville Hot Chicken?

I need to go back to Prince's and get me some I swear.
It is so good.

>>10089340
>I magically acquired some beer .

>>10089637
He stole it.

>>10089637
I posted earlier I cannot remember the past week yet found 3 , 30cases of 5.9% beer in my car.
I guess I planned a taper.
I am purdy fucked up now but I dont know how I got it.
I think I was going to use it to taper off.
I cant remember, I think I have done nothing but drink and talk about southern food all day.

>>10089649
Hell I may have idk I was shitfaced for a week running.
I have a bunch of empty handles in the cabinet so I think I was.

>>10089649
>>10089661
But i am missing 60 bucks so I think I drove to town and bought a bunch of shit.
Random KFC is in my fridge but the coleslaw is labeled for wednesday.

I need a shower and a nap I think.
I was hoping and thinking id black out earlier and get some rest but all I did was post on ck and cook.

wut the fuck. homemade half gallons of bourbon and 12$ handles of vodka got me fucked up all week.
I do remember bits and pieces. I was wondering why my friends wont respond anymore to me. I guess I was a dick all week.

>>10089699
wait no the coleslaw is labelled for tuesday on further inspection

>>10087831
Yeah, because they can pick up change in a parking lot and go get a pint if they really need it.

I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.
I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.
I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.
I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.
I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.
I'm just gonna stick to beer tomorrow.

>>10089615
Silly chicken, that's not a plate! That's bread!

>>10089637
If it came out of your dick, it's not beer. Don't make the same mistake I did. Just an FYI...

All i do nowadays is get pissdrunk and hope I don't wake up tomorrow. fuck why is this such a slow way to die i wish i hadnt pussied out when i tried to slit my throat

So if I were to mix drinks with vodka and gatorade, would I then not have a hangover?

>>10084846
I'm not an alcoholic, but I am someone with dopamine problems having to stop trt. It's going to take me a month of sleepless nights, horrific anxiety, crushing depression, and adrenaline rushes to get free.

I'm a week in and routinely cry for no reason and panic about seizures. Btw, I don't have a seizure disorder or a history of seizures, but my brain legitimately thinks that one is right around the bend. It's all so tiring.

>>10090135
I tried this method on a week long bender. It works in the short term, but you're gonna get screwed long term

>>10090427
screwed long term worse than if you just straight up drank?

New bread lads?

>>10090515
No, it will help, but don't think its gonna save you from a hangover. The liquor always wins

beer just doesn't get you drunk enough fast enough buds
otoh liquor leads to multiple day long blackouts
what do