/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10092842
That wirr be 300 dorrah sir

>>10092842
You dip the fish in the soy sauce, not the rice.

>>10092842
>put sushi in hole leading to digestive tract
>absorb nutrients from sushi to sustain basic biological functions

>>10092842
with a knife and fork, just because the retarded Ching Chongs didn't have the brains to create a utensil that every other culture in the world did you are not obligated to eat using wood sticks.

I've heard that it's finger food but they make rolls with sauces drizzled on them and the nori wrapper hidden on the inside of the rice so I don't know what to believe any more

>>10092932
>they make rolls with sauces drizzled on them and the nori wrapper hidden on the inside of the rice
That only happens at shitty westernized sushi places.

>>10092915

this is how these goobers in poverty states think. How many asians are there using chopsticks? It's you assholes using prongy sticky things that are an embarrassing outlier.

Learn both and maybe people won't feel so sorry for you all the time.

>>10092842
i eat sushi with my fingers
only the fish goes into the soy sauce
each piece should be eaten whole in one bite
ginger is for eating between different fish
>>10092932
those are meme rolls.
eat what you like,
but that shit makes me cringe tbph
the worst i've seen is a roll covered in those dry onion bits and then smothered in mayonnaise

*Charges you $300 for a piece of fish in vinegar*

Heh, nothing personal

>>10092842
first, you have to cook it.

>>10092945
say that again, i dare you

>>10092945
you get like 20 pieces of sushi for that money
there's six guys in the back doing all the prep
and he buys only the finest premium ingredients
yes, it's still very expensive, but this meme is really dumb
there's conventional restaurants which charge ten times that amount for even less

>>10092951

Don't talk to these high schoolers. They're just autistic shut ins repeating memes like they're robots.

Don't address these failed creatures. Their lives are already over.

>>10092929
(you)

>>10092957
no u rspacer

>>10092957
>it is that roastie from reddit again
didn't we tell you to go back?

>>10093006

little too close to home, huh? you'll get over it.

raw fish on rice = high class cooking

>>10092929
I didn't know about the wasabi thing

With a fork. Make sure you pour soy sauce on it first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJeUONc3b0

>>10092842
doesn't matter, the japs couldn't care less how some filthy gaijin eats

>>10092842
By cooking it first

>>10092866
Do you turn it upside down? Won’t the fish fall off the rice?

>>10092951
>>10092957
>taking memes seriously
I bet you think people are actually in love with McChickens and are eating ten of them a day.

>>10093970
Only if you're in Australia

>>10093970
Not if you hold it correctly. And the fish is pressed lightly enough into the rice by the sushi chef that it won't fall off that easily.

>>10092842
Deep fry it. You'll hear the collective REEEEEEEEE!!! of the internet from your house.

>>10092951
i can get that amount of sushi for 20-30 bucks and i bet it taste just as fucking good

Only expensive sushi should be eaten with the hands.

>>10092842
Use your fingers. Don't use soy sauce. Have a ginger strip between different types of rolls.

I've been a sushi chef for 7 years and I've seen some crazy ways people think sushi should be eaten.
had one guy take the fish off his nigiri pieces and eat all the rice frist. "this is how they do it in japan".
I need a "no weeaboo sign"

>LITERAL soysauce
holy kek, you can't make this shit up! meme magic is real

>>10092945
>>10096632
This girl walks into your restaurant 40 mins late to the booking, slaps your gf's ass and demands that the fish be cooked. What do you do?

>>10093739

spoilers: plenty of jappos do the wasabi soup thing as well.

>>10097941
Maybe Japanese Americans. Not in Japan. No way.

>>10092863
Jiro dreams of you being found dead impaled on your 14" horse dildo.

>>10092929
hahaha it's just fucking raw fish and rice

>>10096905
well, there's only one way to know
he must be able to demand that price for a reason, otherwise people wouldn't keep coming back for decades

>>10092842
Eat something good instead.

>>10093975
Right? I’m only up to five a day

>>10092929
>mfw I hand the tip directly over the bar to the chefs every time
You're fucking welcome

>>10092915
This.

Recently, sushi has become a wonderful dish. But originally it was fast food.
Therefore, it is correct to eat in freestyle in the way of fast food.

>>10092842
1. Look for a shop with a clean but sort of rustic feel, nothing with a conveyor belt, and make sure the chef looks like he has a massive back tat.

2. Request the most expensive omakase set. Do not ask the chef about his past. Do not talk to anyone who is not seated with you, especially Kanayama. You don't want to get on Kanayama's bad side. Definitely don't mention comfort women around him.

3. Use your fingers to firmly grip the sushi, keeping the rice and fish together but not crushing either. Don't use chopsticks because you will embarrass yourself.

4. Hold the sushi at a 45 degree angle, letting the fish hang forward and down. Lightly dip the edge of the fish, careful to keep soy sauce off of the rice, then eat it in one bite.

5. Consume no more than 16 pieces of sushi you fat fucking gaijin.

6. Eat the egg last. Wash down your sushi with good quality sake. Beer and highballs will come later.

7. Pay appropriately, do not tip, and don't look anyone in the eye.

8. Spend the next five hours at expensive whiskey bars and host clubs getting semi-sexual attention from paid women while imbibing 200 dollar bottles of 15 dollar drinks and chain-smoking. Get a nightcap at a soapland, where an actual prostitute will attempt to get your alcohol-flaccid dick erect, call it a night, and then take the last train home to your thankless family where you sleep in a separate room from your wife who hasn't slept with you in ten years. Wake up 5 hours later to catch the first train to your hopeless, semi-charmed life with no future and no goals, praying every day that you'll find the courage to skip over the thin golden barrier between you and the Yamanote line, express train to an eternity of rest devoid of shit threads about meme weeaboo foods.

>>10098274
That is not wrong.
But then, I am tired before eating sushi.
I am eating sushi more freely.

>>10092866
I know I'm supposed to dip the fish not the rice but its too much of a pain in the ass to flip the sushi without separating it.

A high quality sushi place will brush the soy sauce over the fist and at a mid-tier/low tier place, there really isn't any difference in taste when the rice is dipped if you eat it all together in one bite.

with your hands

*charges 300 bottlecaps for a piece of fish*

take it or leave it, smoothskin.

>>10092842

first you pour some salt on it, then you use your fork to soak it in the sauce before eating it

>>10092866
Even living in Japan, I've literally never seen this.

I mix wasabi in with the soy sauce

come at me

>>10098829
Particularly cultured Japanese do it, but even then its kind of rare

>>10097482
>had one guy take the fish off his nigiri pieces and eat all the rice frist. "this is how they do it in japan".
How can one man be this retarded?

>>10092842
Pan seared.

>>10098274
Gomennasai Takada-San
But I'm still eating mine with a spork at aconveyor belt place in some tourist trap spot in Tokyo

>>10092932
they put the nori inside for Americans because they don't like seaweed apparently

>>10092842
How ever the fuck you want!

If someone has a problem tell them to go fuck themselves.

>>10098912
Authentic sushi is supposed to have wasabi in it anyways. If it isn't some legit sushi pkace then just eat it in the most convinient way to you. Don't go dressed in a kimono eating sushi the right way at PF Chang's for fuck's sake.

>>10099171
t. American who doesn't understand what it's like to have actual culture beyond McDonalds

MMMM I LOVE SUSHI

>>10093976
Lol, -slow clap-

>>10099230
I love Japan, period.

>>10093006
This is a roastie board so there'll always be another even when you chase the last one off

>>10098370
>that thick as fuck uneven fatty cut

G A R B O

>>10092842
Do you care how Japanese eat hamburgers? Do you feel as if someone has driven a knife into the cultural heart of America if they have different tastes than you do? Japanese people don't give a shit. Eat it any way you care to.

>>10099359
>/ck/ is a woman's board
when will this meme die?

>>10099435
not him but i made a thread the other day about women vs men cooking and it was deleted within 15 minutes

>>10099359
Hi daddy :)))) xx

>>10097887
i offer to suck her feminine dick

>>10092936
I found the weeb, lets all point at him and laugh

>>10099450
all that proves is that you made a retarded shitposting thread that got deleted as it should have

>>10099488
.t roastie

>>10099384
>Japanese people don't give a shit
if you eat at a proper sushi bar, they actually do care.
in fact, some places will kick you out because eating sushi the wrong way can be shown as being disrespectful to the sushi chef.

>>10099558
Someone should remind those eyelid less mother fuckers who won the war! USA USA USA!

>>10093220
>implying this guy eats sushi

>>10092957
Even posting this ironically is pathetic

>>10092842
With your mouth?

https://www.sushi-jiro.jp/dining-at-jiro/

>10. Don't separate the sushi topping
>Pulling off the topping is the greatest insult to the sushi chef.
>11. Don't break sushi into two
>A piece of sushi fits into your mouth. Its size is roughly 6 centimeters long.

>>10092929
What if I wanted to mix the soysauce and wasabi into a soup, specifically to drink it?

>paying for your sushi

>>10092934
>>10092940

Hey dipshits. Those "westernized" rolls were invented by a Japanese chef sick of the old stuff and wanting to bring a different vibe to sushi like with what you find at food vendors in japan

>>10099790

>>10092842

>tfw don't give a fuck and will straight up pick it up with my hands and eat the whole thing in one bite

I dare those zipperheads to say something.

>>10100386

That's how it's meant to be eaten, though.

>>10100408
>finger
What the fuck? Well I'm going to start using a fork now. I don't follow any fucking rules, man.

Why are the Japanese too lazy to cook their food?

>>10102338
radiation poisoning

>>10092866
What if there is a small topping on the fish, like flying fish roe or something that would just fall off into the soy sauce?

>>10102236
Ya sushi was actually originally poor people food and ya, they ate it with their hands. Although I get annoyed by people eating sushi with a fork, you know what the best way to eat any food? The way you like it, so do yo thang my brutha.

How is the wasabi utilized if it wasn't pre-applied by the chef? Do you put it right on the topping before dip?

>>10102373
mix it into your soy sauce

>>10102376
This seems inadvisable.

>>10100380
What happens next? It looks tense. I got interested in this.

It's raw fish and rice you weeb faggots

You goofy jags need to try Tuna Nigiri.

Try that, with a good soy and wasabi. Then you can either hate sushi, or go on your shitfit as usual.

Ginger at the end.

>>10102626
It's not the 90s anymore. Stop thinking the fish on sushi is always raw. That's not the definition of sushi.

>>10102634

>literally the most common type of sushi anyone whose ever come in contact with sushi could possible have ever tried

>>10102637

I love those baked salmon sushi rolls. And fried yellow tail sushi. Everyone does. I got the fecal microbiotic transplant just so I could taste it more.

Jesus christ you retards.

You take the piece of fish off the top, dip it lightly in soy sauce, place it back on, then use the tip of your chongsticks to place the desired amount of wasabi on.
Literally every nip here eats their shitty sushi this way.

>>10102645

Yeah, there's a reason for that hipster dipshit. It's amazing. Go find an uni dish you can have a fit around with your "group". You people really are childish assholes 90% of the time.

>>10102659

>reading comprehension

>>10102680

reading pussification. You were trying to be a smart ass and failed.

sushi is finger food retards

there is no reason to use meme sticks

>>10102689

no one that knows anything about sushi argues with that. but people love to fight over "meme sticks" like human garbage.

>>10092842
Dunk dat sumbitch into gravey.

>>10102433
Sorry dude, I took it from /v/ from someone who probably got it from /co/. I have no idea where this is from or what happens next

>>10092842
probably with a knife and fork

>>10092842
after you finish cooking it

>>10092929
>don't rub your chopsticks together
and get splinters? no thanks kid

>>10092842
Dipped in Heinz (no other brand) ketchup. Very omekase.>>10092842

>>10102861
If your chopsticks are that cheap, I don't know what to say to you.

>>10102926
They're disposable. I'm not getting sushi at Le Froufrou ala Prestige, I'm getting it a counter.

>>10093006
Reddit has its uses.
As a solid example, I made a thread on r/wonderswan, a board dedicated to the bandai wonderswan game system, about whether or not I was playing a certain game correctly. After several months, the only reply I got was someone asking the same, and also wondering out loud why the Collecting Price Guide thread on the same board was more active than a thread about actually playing the games, particularly since the one I asked about was rather English-friendly and thus likely to have been played a lot (this is significant as the wonderswan was only released in japan and many games are text-heavy and have no translation from japanese, so the body of games that can be played if you don't speak it are pretty slim).

I can also comment on another subreddit dedicated to a pocket computer, where the most common posts were either information on the device or people talking about their devices. That spot was better IMO, because since it was just a new device there wasn't much room for showing off, and so posts were generally more constructive

>>10102343
Most roe sushi will come with a piece of cucumber or something on top. You use your chopsticks to take it off, dip it into the soy sauce, and then put it back on the sushi.

>>10102939
reddit: the post ladies and gentlemen

>>10102939
That's very interesting. What's the best way to cook it?

with your mouth

>>10102433
>>10102706
https://horizondream.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/on-writing-what-you-know-get-jiro/
Thank me later

Sushi is better cooked.

>>10103048
>t. never actually had sushi before

>>10102433

It's from 'Get Jiro', a comic written by Anthony Bourdain (yes, that Anthony Bourdain) which is a re-imagining of 'Yojimbo'. It's about the future in which a renegade traditionalist sushi chef is courted by the last two mega-chefs, one a hippie environmentally friendly vegan locavore and the other a fascist French classicist. He plays one off against the other until a bloody climax is inevitably reached.

It's a 6.5/10, 7.5/10 if you like Bourdain, Sushi, or just hate pretentious cooking.

I have it in 1st edition TPB hardcover, tremble before my awesome might.

>>10092915
I'm Chinese and I prefer using chopsticks over fork and spoon since it's easier to wash. Also it's more versatile thank a single fork or a single spoon.
>Wood sticks
Maybe the only time you see chopsticks is when it comes with your Chinese takeaways.
If your (((culture))) is so great, why don't they have the finesse or motor skills to operate 2 simple sticks?

>>10103124
In all seriousness, no one ever taught me or wants to teach me how to use chopsticks. When I go out to eat everyone just suddenly knows how to use them. I've tried imitating the pamphlets and some videos but I can never get the hang of it.

throw away the rice and soy

cook the fish

>>10103194
Just practice using them for every meal until you get the hang of it.

>>10103207
/thread

>>10103194
Just eat with chopsticks when you're at home. You'll be shoveling food into your mouth in no time

RAW preferably a fish taco ;)

>>10099485
>makes post about having motor skills worse than a child's
> gets told to git gud.
>"found the weeb!"
Is weeb the new buzzword on ck?

However the fuck you want. https://youtu.be/iXp_iaqd00c

>>10106024

that's fucking morimoto, dude.

>>10106055
Thanks for proving to everyone here that you have eyes and/or ears.

>>10092945
>spend 40 years boiling rice
>receive Michellin star

>>10106134

why do you poverty gibbles address food?

>>10098130
Prestige and star rating are key, there is also the fact that you're getting the stuff from one of THE veterans of the business could be taken into account.
Granted, you will get like 80% of the taste and experience with a 50$ okamase than with Jiro's 300$ okamase, but it's the same reason Wagyu Beef is such a prized food: some people want to get the best quality stuff, and are perfectly willing to pay that much extra for it.