/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is this the thread for boasting about your bladder control while remaining conscious for over half a day?

I'm looking for the incontinence forum. Where can I find it?

>>10130782
you will find this thread meets your needs. do post.

>>10130760
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT

Frankly glad that the old thread 404's before this one was posted. It's better than there being a shitstorm of newfags posting 100 totally unsuitable threads the second the previous ones are one page 1 but not bumping. Long live al/ck/ but also its respect for /ck/.

>>10130760
11 days sober. Poured a drink, looked at it for 5 minutes and poured it away.

One of Jordan Peterson's lectures got to me.
Before any decision you're having second thought of, think wether it's going bring you closer to your personal hell or your personal heaven in the long run.

Drinking makes me a worse personal, so I'm glad I did the right think and came her to act all high and mighty.

>>10130865
OH YOU PUSH IT PUSH IT
OH YOU PUSH IT PUSH IT
OH YOU PUSH IT PUSH IT

>>10131002
dude, pouring it out once youve opened a beer or poured a shot is the hardest thing to do. much respect to you!

>>10131012
>>10131012
I've never done anything like that. But brainwashing myself with self-help bullshit audiobooks for a week seems to have given me new tools for coping with moments like this.

Let's hope it will stick with me in the long run.

One of you guys enjoy one for me.

UUUUUH GROOVY

>>10131047
look up Naltrexone. it would be a good tool for you. Takes away the physical cravings. you know the ones im talking about. Like when your whole body just lights up with a desire to consume alcohol. Naltrexone mutes that. Helps SO much

>>10131066
I've got a three year old expired bottle of it. Is it safe?

>>10131105
safe yes. effective, not very likely, but it wont hurt to try a pill. they last 24 hours per 50mg. what should happen if its still potent is you just dont crave alcohol like you would sweets or tobacco. capiche?

>>10131002
link to said lecture?

>get sober
>relationship turns sour all of a sudden

reeeeee

>>10131002
Based. I'm on Day 6 here. I don't know if I could make it with any alcohol in the house. I've just been saying if I don't buy it, I have several chances to overcome a moment of weakness. I got some bad news on Friday and I drove all the way to the store, got out of my car and just got back in.

I had several chances. When I got dressed. When I picked up my keys. Every road I turned on. When I exit the car. Enter the store. Pick up a bottle. Cash it out. Bring it home. Open it. Pour a glass. Drink it.

So many chances we have to do the right thing anon.

Remember, Happiness is the distance between your current self and your ideal self. If drinking doesn't make you closer to your ideal self, then you shouldn't indulge. Different way of phrasing what you learned from Peterson I suppose.

a serious question to al/ck/ies, which is harder? dropping alcohol or dropping porn and fapping?

>>10131229
I tried getting sober when I started dating my last GF. Same shit happened. Fuck everything, I'm married to booze.

>>10131285
I can go much, much longer without porn and masturbation. Alcohol? After about 24 hours or so, my body tries to kill me. Alcohol is definitely harder to kick.

>>10131305
is it possible that alcohol is compensating for the other habit? i don't drink alcohol but the porn habit has been killing me slowly, i have been edging for very long hours lately and I have been losing plenty of sleep because of it.

>>10131229
>>10131298
>GET BLACKOUT DRUNK, 45 NEW TEXTS FROM NEW GIRLS I SOMEHOW MET

>get sober, no texts, no girls, gf ditches out...

I fucking hate this

>>10131285
Honestly, I just got tired of porn. I started watching the most degenerate shit. Reading the most degenerate doujins. Then I just got fatigued. Arguably, that's when my alcohol abuse took over since I had so much free time. Can't kick that though and I'll never be "bored" of it, that's for sure.

>>10130760
>there will be no cats however
why no cats OP?

day 4 'sober'. Last night i had to kill an hour before dropping my gf off somewhere. I cracked and we went to the bar down the road.

I had one pint of heineken and for the first time i said "that's enough" and didn't stop by the liquor store on the way home and buy a carton of beer. If i can show this self control anyone can.

>>10131529
because this isnt the cookalong/bakealong/drinkalong thread with patti

>>10131542
Hey man, its not about perfection. Every week you get through without having problems come up due to drinking, you can mark that down as a success.

>tfw too lazy to go to the bathroom so just pissed out my window

Try to sober up. No shitting for like 4 days. Relapse and spend the entire day at work shitting. What the hell is this related or am I just retarded.

>>10131923
i have done that so much. its ok. its ok.

>cue robin williams matt damon scene

its not your fault

its not your fault

its not your fault

>>10131930
shitting is an inconsistent variable in alcoholism. some times its just orange grease, some times its solid nuggets, some times its huge logs.

>>10131923
I live on the first floor and my windows have immovable screens so I just use an old bottle or jug. I have so many piss bottles.

>>10131935
I get those oily orange shits more often then I'd care to admit, legitimately starting to worry it means either my pancreas or my liver is slowly dying

took a nice fat ogre shit just recently
felt goodman

>>10131949
nah, its just bile and leftover grease from your unhealthy diet.

>>10131930
i bet a million bucks if you chugged a beer youd shit good

>>10131949
I've been told that it's the shits that look like coffee grounds that you need to be worried about.


...I've been shitting those coffee-ground shits for a few years now.

I want to get into mixed drinks, and I need to buy bar tools. I don’t want to get cheap shit that won’t last, but I’m not looking for the best stuff that’ll be unnecessarily expensive. Anyone have any recommendations for mid tier bar tools?

>>10132016
call them tomorrow. theyre closed on sundays.

former bartenders who run a liquor store. know everything there is to know about the booze biz

http://www.theaustinshaker.com/

I have a final tomorrow and about done with a .750 ml of vodka. I am rather sober somehow and now I'm worried about tomorrow.

>>10132054
load up on electrolytes. drink sports drinks if you have any. otherwise eat carrots and other veggies you have available.

I have no money, none. what do i do? help me. the gabapentin isnt working

>>10132149

listerine. vanilla essence. lemon essence. steal from old people. beg. busk. suck some cock.

all the usual things we do when we need a fix

>tfw still recovering from a week full of shame and debauchery
>everytime I even mildly sober up I cringe so hard I almost want to dig a hole and just bury my head in the ground

>>10130760
how much do you guys drink? im 21 ive been drinking everyday for around 2-3 years now. 6-8 beers a night for a year or so. my tolerance kept on building used to get drunk off 3 beers. im a baby alcoholic right guys? i know some of you go through litres of vodka a week.

>>10132247
stop while you are ahead. don't ruin your life, anon.

dude i work with drinks 3-4 monster drinks a day at work, and drinks a fifth of vodka every night. he is dying, he got a heart monitor this week and the doctor says his liver is failing. hes 27.

>>10132247

no one here actually drinks. this is a LARPing thread for guys who want to be alcoholics but can't afford it because we spend our money on weaving baskets as this is a mongolian basket weaving image board.

>>10132149
go steal some beer. when i was 16 i had a black friend named big mike he would steal two 30 packs at a time. i would go in the back make a coffee or a slurpee or something accidently spill it and hed grab the beer, worked pretty good. wish i new what happened to that crazy groid probably in jail.

>>10132257
Jesus Christ

>>10132257
jeez thats young a fifth is a alot though i drink that my energy drinks too. ill give it a few more weeks than ill cut back hopefully the antidepressants kick in by then.

I'm only 18 and it take she half a bottle of whiskey to get drunk.

Is this the start?

>>10132437
what size bottle are you talking. you know, cuz, they sell all sorts of bottle sizes.

My doc gave me xanax for wds. They work wonders for the symptoms, but the decade long habits are hard to break. Had the urge to go buy half a pint even though I feel fine, but I fought it off and shovelled my driveway instead. Spent an hour scraping off packed down tire tracks. I think I'm gonna be ok tonight. God I love getting real sleep again. Also no, I will not become a benzo addict. My doc only prescribed me 30 .5s and said that's it. I hate alcohol so much.

>>10132479
xanax doesnt last long. thats a shitty benzo for alcohol treatment. he should have given you valium or librium. they last a lot longer in your system. like, weeks. your doctor is obviously clueless about alcoholism.

find a new doctor and ask him for naltrexone.

as far as your withdrawal situation right now, only take the xanax when you start sweating or shaking. its the same kind of taper situation with beers. just drink a beer when you start shaking or sweating. no more.

>>10132479
good luck anon, i'm rooting for you

>>10132489
Actually you are dead wrong. Using long half life drugs to get clean is the worst thing you can do. Methadone wd is over 9000 times worse than heroin withdrawal, and people say similar things about sub. I know my pharmacology, my wife is an md. Pro tip: most doctors have no idea what they're doing and spend 90% of their time writing antibiotic scrips for viral infections, steroids for immune reactions to mask the underlying problems, and refilling adderal scrips. I hear it all...

>>10132586
getting dependent on long halflife drugs is bad, but using them for detox is fine.

I feel like I've burned a hole through the right side of my esophagus. Probably an ulcer or something right? Do these things fix themselves?

>>10132618
I've had an ulcer for 3 years. Drinking, smoking, and eating spicy food while looking at my crippling debit the entire time. Take zantac 150's daily and you'll be fine.

I take up at 3 a day

>>10132489
Ps already have an ldn scrip waiting for me at the pharmacy as an experimental treatment for an unrelated autoimmune disorder. Who knows, might help with this, too.

>>10132618
Not if you keep bathing them in alcohol, dufus.

>tfw 3yo niece calls me daddy half the time I see her
>me and my brother look similar so she thinks I'm her dad because I spend so much time with her and care for her

HNNGGG, Right in the feels lads

Makes me wish I had had children myself, Caring for a child who looks up to you like your the only person on earth is a damn good feel. I would die for that little girl, Happily.


I got a vasectomy 2 years ago so no chance of ever having kids, Even if I found a woman I truly love and trust. An even if I had a ton of money to support a child, Which I don't

>>10132630
Unless you take care of that h. pylori, the antacids are just a band-aid and you'll eventually end up getting part of your stomach cut out. Happened to my dad.

>>10132640
Gonna go sober from now on, mang. I gotta get healthy

>>10132655
does she not have a father?

>>10132675
>he thinks I'll live that long
>laughing girls


Lad, I'm dying of cancer and have been an alcoholic for 12 years OK? An ulcer is the least of my worries. I'll be dead long before an ulcer affects my life negatively

>>10132678
She does, It's my brother. But he works 60+hrs a week so he doesn't see her much.

We look very similar so every time I go over to my sister in laws house she thinks I'm her father.

>>10132688
everybody dies. each one of us in these threads will die along with you. along with all your favorite dead heroes. no big deal.

>>10132697
thats really cute. i think you will have a really special relationship with her as she grows up. thats nice. youre lucky since you dont have kids.

>>10132700
I'll die probably a lot sooner then any of you.

I'm 29 and have been an alcoholic since 16, Got diagnosed with aggressive b cell non hodgkins lymphoma 2 years ago. Clocks tickin m8

I got about another 2 or 3 good years before I'm gone.


Not trying to sound like a special snowflake, Jutst telling you whats going on. I'll post proof if enough people ask

>>10132715
doesnt matter. im gonna face death just the same as you. im 37 years old now. no kids, no wife, no family. even then, nobody remembers most of us after we die.

its scary facing the big black pit, but what can you do?

>>10132727
It is scary, But I guess we all go there right?

No family at all?

I'm sorry to hear that bro, Shit is tough. It's tougher when you have nobody

>>10132730
we all die man. life is short. it really is short.

>>10131969
if they're dark but still brown it's probably ok but if it's black and tarry it means you have bleeding in your upper GI tract... highly doubt you could have that consistently for years and not be ded but i am not a doctor

>>10132703
I sincerely hope so. But I'm not delusional....I know when kids get old they grow apart from their parents. Her uncle will be the furthest from her mind when she's worrying about prom, grades, guys, money, cars, ect ect.

I know when I was a teenager I could give a shit less about my parents, Now that I'm older im older im a little more wise and care a little more. But chances are by the time she's my age she won't remember all the nights I fed her, rocked her to bed, brought her sledding, taught her to ride a tricycle, protected her from strangers ect

>>10132742
not true. she will probably love you a whole bunch as she grows up. aunts and uncles and cousins have it easier than parents and siblings. my guess is she will love you a lot. keep being good to her.

>>10132752
I really hope so!

I will, Even if she doesn't even remember all of this by the time she's 20, It'll still be worth it.

I'll always watch after her and take care of her, until I die.

Fucking hell, Seeing her grow up since birth warms my heart. She even keeps me sober a lot because I don't like to be intoxicated around her or her even know what alcohol is.

It's a win/win for me.

Okay, lets pretend I get sober and get healthy and get fit and all that. What's the easiest way to get a qt azn gf? Move to California where all the FOBs are?

>>10132781
Move to Asia and be rich as fuck, And American.


That's literally the easiest way

>>10132793
>be rich as fuck
Okay that's not going to be easy.
I'm white, but would it be easy to get a job in Japan or some shit after I'm done with this CS program?

>>10132807
>easy to get a job in Japan

lol no.

Japs literally kill themselves daily because there is no work, You think finding a job in America is hard? lol

Unless you already have a job or a ton of money, Don't even waste your time buddy.


Coming from someone who has been to Japan and China multiple times.

>>10132822
So move to where in Asia? Korea?

>>10132831
For work?

No where. Quit living weeb dreams

It's more of an unrealistic dream then dreaming of the lottery

>>10132842
So you're saying I should just not get a job and be unemployed. Thanks I guess?

>>10132848
No I'm saying you should stop dreaming about unrealistic things and get a job here in the U.S. where jobs actually exist

>>10132857
So as I mentioned before:
>Move to California where all the FOBs are?
That's what I should do?

>>10132677
My advice: see a doctor, get some meds. My scrip was 15$ without insurance. Cold turkey does more brain damage than staying drunk. Also, you NEED a hobby. Make chainmail. Learn to knit. Make wooden flutes. Learn cross-stiching and make fabric pictures of Cthulu. Write every day in a diary, no matter how shitty your writing is. Teach yourself russian via youtube videos. Make your own soap or candles. Make your own chopsticks. Grow a bonsai tree. Buy crappy shit at pawn shops, refurbish, and upsell on ebay. Learn to play an instrument. Oil every hinge in your house. Learn to start a bow fire. Clean your toilet. Make a ground beef sculpture of Al Sharpton and get it bronzed. Just literally do anything but pour more liquid death down your gullet.

>>10132781
Just move. S. Korea.

>>10132831
If you have a college degree you can teach english in any asian country

>>10132727
It's not a big black pit, it's the Great Beyond.

>>10130760
Drunk again.

>>10133049
Garbage tier job, you'd make double that as a garbage man or janitor in the US.

>>10133058
Do explain. I'm all ears and eyes.

>>10133088
Row, row, row your boat
Life is but a dream

R&R awaits you in the end, rest assured. We are ALL on borrowed time, just a few years difference is all. Billions have gone before you, and billions upon billion will follow. Nobody gets out alive, and yet there must be more, otherwise none of it makes any sense at all. Do you believe in chaos or order? Around me everywhere I look, I see order in nature. Chaks exists only in the minds of men unable to recognize the patterns in nature.

>>10133146
Chaos*

>>10133146
nothing you just posted supports the idea of life after dead. its just guesswork. welcome to the club of people who dont know anything. which is everyone.

>>10133155
Some choose to be optimistic, some prefer cynicism and doomsaying. We are alive, and that is what matters. I choose a perspective that brings me happiness and helps me to bring hope to others, s myself. You choose to be a naysaying disgruntled frumpy piss bottle having fart knocker penis wrinkle. To each his own.

>>10133192
whoa, easy tiger. im not choosing to be anything.

Wouldn't it be nice to meet an alcoholic gf?


I've always thought that would be amazing. A girl who understands and also drinks

>>10133088
I might be too drunk to explain this properly, but the only way anyone can truly die is through old age. There are infinite realities, every though you have or don't have, every choice you make, it creates an alternate reality where a facsimile of yourself is alive and functioning. If you were to die in this reality, something will port you to the nearest viable reality. Whether it's god, satan or some sort of computer simulation is still very much a mystery to me but what I do know is, the Mandela effect is a direct result of this reality hopping. The more reality doesn't quite match up, the more realities you've hopped.

>>10133272
I’ve had this thought before but don’t want to test it

>>10133272
using our brains to understand death is futile.

Went 5 days, bought a handle of Kraken yesterday. Welp time for bender, at least I have beers ready for a taper.

>>10133302
dont day drink you cunt. do two nights in a row if you must, but dont drink before 5 pm

>>10132781
Get semi fit join the navy and go to Asia. My bud over there is an ugly SOB but he pulls mad asian pussy. Says jap girls in particular get crazy wet over american military dudes

i get heartburn now, so that problem kinda solved it's self. kek

>>10133308
>dont day drink
>in an al/ck/ thread

>>10133348
its possible to use a modicum of self control, you know.

>>10133358
do what now?

>>10130782
Thats a text board. Trust me you don't want to go there it's the next stop after rock bottom

i can still drink soda though. kek

>>10133192
salty

>>10133308
lol, you must be new

Okay al/ck/ trolling aside i need help been drinking around 12 to 15 beers a night for around 10 years. I havd to stop. I need help. I have to stop. What should i do. Im pretty desperate

>>10132727
dude he's dying of cancer don't get all existential on him

>>10133477
either do the hams taper or go talk to a doctor and get some benzos

>>10133477
google HAMS taper. our bible of quitting.

>>10133492
Whats hams taper

>>10133500
whats google

>>10133489
were all dying, kid.

I had a $300 bet I wouldn't drink in Feb.
Well I lasted a little over 2 weeks in reality and it was worth while even though I lost some money.
I got back to regular shits I think.
I can also buy Tramadol quiet cheap and might use this as an alternative, just not daily.
I was sick this week and all I wanted to do was buy booze to be sick/drunk, weird huh.
Well I paid up just to have a single beer, and will try and make it through the rest of the month, God knows my liver could do with some RnR.

>>10133510
never give up. never go back to how it was.

Lets talk about the gnomes

>>10133497
Thanks alot
>>10133503
Blow me

>>10133308
I actually don't day drink, I'm a hardcore binge drinker. Most of my drinking is done between 10pm and 5am. I'd honestly rather be a normal alc, the kindling withdraw from being a binge drinker over the years and thousands of tiny withdrawals has given me tinnitus and eroded my brain.

>>10133146
the chaos comes in our awareness that it is all meaningless. unlike most animals we're vividly aware of our own mortality pretty much constantly. Animals are aware of death as they witness and they fear it but I don't think any other animal obsesses over death to the extent humans do, and while that's probably one of the main reasons why we figured shit out and took over the planet, it also means we can't get the idea of "well yeah but why?" out of our heads. I think we're the chaos, these stupid sapient minds.

Nature only seems orderly because we happen to live in the 'best case scenario' part of the universe/time in the universe. Planet earth is a mircale but there's no meaning or afterlife just blind luck. I still think that's beautiful and I love religion and their mythos but yeah thats my take

>>10133504
alright there space cowboy

>>10133562
serious. try to come to terms with the reality that you will be dead in a few decades.

>>10133617
You likely will die in a few decades like everyone...Yes..., Not everyone is told WHEN they are dying and told that that time will be in 36 months and to prepare. Stop being a fucking edgelord

>>10133633
whats your point, snowflake?

>>10132655
You can reverse a vasectomy doofus.

don't reply to him

>>10133642
Come back and talk about death when you have a death date, You have to tell your family you will not be around in 2 years, and you have to come to terms with dying before 35.

Everyone dies, Yes. But not everyone has a death date or dies before 35.

I'm not the guy you were responding to over and over, I'm the guy who's dying.

It's harder than you think being told you are dying, Your ears literally ring with anxiety and fear. You have no fucking idea what that's like.


You are lucky, You get to die probably well into middle or old age with no specific date and no specific cause.

Don't be an asshole

So oranger doesnt like the cat food i tried to feed him, but he or it seems to like cranberry juice.
I think I have lost my mind partially.
I just got into 2 fist fights with 1 stranger and my foster brothers , little brother.
My right eye is swollen shut and I lost a tooth. I have never lost a tooth from fightin before, this sucks. I am going to leave out a bunch of cranberry juice for the ladybugs and then go visit my wife and tell her muh feelings tomorrow.
Gnomes i swear to god if you fuck with me I will attack you first, I am not putting up with this.
My face is fucking wrecked right now from fighting and I am not scared to fight you gnomefuckers too.

>>10132781
Go to college.

>>10133666
fair enough. cant argue with that.

>>10133668
do you seriously hallucinate gnomes or are you meming

>>10133666
uh... nice satanic trips though.

>>10133677
Doing one of these right now for Comp Sci
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postbaccalaureate_program

>>10133271

i have one. she is fucking awesome. drinks beer like me too and cooks me incredible food.

our first date we drank 14 pints each. It was the best date i have ever been on.

>>10133719
lol lurk more
No they are real
It is a problem and the demons I must overcome.

>>10133515
Thanks.
Going to severely reduce the amount I was drinking, however I think I am going to stick to spirits, all beer does is make me groggy and drink way more than I should.
Let's hope I can moderate the liquor this time around.
This was the 2nd 14 days sober I have done in the last 17years of drinking.
But I didn't even want a drink this time around, just wanted to seem normal when at a social gathering.

>>10132730
correct. no family. no friends. i am just too afraid to die to kill myself. i think thats pretty common, unfortunately.

>>10133684
I wasn't trying to be a dick to you man. I know we are all dying, I was just saying it is literally life changing being told "Mr. ____.....You have terminal cancer". To tell your already depressed mother you will die long before her, To tell your brothers and sister you will never see them have children, To know you will never have children or know the joy of marriage.


It's literally something you would not wish on your worst enemy.

I would give anything to never know when I'm gong to die, But to just die like everyone else. Even if it is in 2 years.


This shit takes a toll on a man, An his family.


I'm not being sarcastic, But I genuinely wish you the best man. I wish you never experience what I've experienced and I hope you NEVER get a terminal disease. I hate a lot of people but I would never wish this on any of those people. Get your shit together while you still can man, It's not too late right now. I hope...

I wish you luck brother.

>>10133741
google naltrexone. ask a doc for a script. mutes the physical urge to drink.

i stopped myself from buying more booze today.

>mfw stores still open for another 2 hours

>>10133746
i love you man. i lost my brother when he was only 20 years old. i know how precious life is, and how sad it is for the family who survives to deal with a loss of a young person.

>>10133617
Im not the guy you just got into a little spat with and I'm not dying. I mean yeah 'we're all dying' but I don't know death in the way a dying man does so I can't 'come to terms with it'. I can be aware of it and let it eat away at me but that's the nature of being alive, is being aware that we're alive. I'll come to terms with it when I'm staring death in the eyes but until then I'll do my best to take care of and enjoy myself.

" I miss my home, because I'm beginning to get scared shitless, because all of a sudden it's closer to the end than the beginning, and death is suddenly a perceptible thing to me, with definable features."

>>10133666
Woo Pity Party.

>>10133746
thats a shitty burden, knowing your death date. that question has been posed a lot. "would you rather know your death date or not"

most people say no. and i agree with them. i cant begin to understand the shit that would be like. how do you cope?

>>10133668
>>10133737
do you have the ability to take any pictures? I'd love to see your surroundings

stay off the meth, friend!

Speaking of tapering.
Has anyone started tapering after the first day of terrible withdrawal symptoms? Roughly 30 hours later, not starting day of. Puking, sweating are gone but I'm seeing the occasional small thing move here and there. Also minor upper back pain from being couch ridden without decent sleep all day. Do you think I might be out of the woods for the hallucinations and concentration horseshit, god forbid a seizure?

I need to be functional in 10 hours for the remainder of tomorrow. But I've always either just straight up sat out for all of it without booze, or started tapering at the first fucking sign. Got vodka and probably beer.

>>10133776
you arent out of the woods. it takes at least 72 hours to be withdrawn. start tapering now. drink only enough beer to feel somewhat normal.

>>10133757
I love you too man. I'm so sorry for your loss....I imagine It's probably easier to die an early death then life past the early death of a love one. I'm very very very sorry for your loss brother.

I'll pray for you tonight, No bullshit.


>>10133763
How do I cope?

I've been an alcoholic since 16, I've quit and started...quit and started. But once I found out I am dying, I just started again and didn't care anymore. My family stopped caring about me drinking all the time and just let me be happy because they knew alcohol made the anxiety and fear go away.

It's life changing brother....I'm not joking I literally collapsed when I was told I was not going to live past 36 months. Right there in the doctors office like a child I cried for almost an hour solid.

I was in so much shock I couldn't eat for literally days. My mother was so depressed my father had to take all his guns out of the house because he was afraid my mother would kill herself.


You don't really know until you are in that position...Everyone probably THINKS they would know...They say they would go out and go sky diving, fuck hookers, spend money, all that.

But when you are really in that position, You have no idea what you would do.


All I do is drink a lot, Spend time with my family, eat good food, and try to appreciate the small things I have like my cat and my family.

That's it really...I just try not to look at the clock or calender. It only scares me and gives me more anxiety and depression

>>10133799
Thats probably the most wise, realistic answer to "what would you do" ive ever read.

I believe you. Nobody could possibly know how they would react to that news. I imagine we all try to prepare for the inevitable in our various little ways, throughout our normal daily routines. But yeah, trying to imagine getting the news, point blank. I cant possibly predict how i would react. Crazy shit.

anybody like watching youtube videos of maniac mansion? i like watching someone beat the game in 15 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7oUArcVis0

>>10133817
Here is proof someone will inevitably ask for probably while I'm asleep or with my family.

The ptsd is from my time in the army. I only served one tour overseas but I took a hot one for my country and did the best I could in those 363 days. I did my job most importantly, I wasn't a coward, and made sure a lot of my guys got home safe.

>>10133901
i remember you from way back anon. God speed.

>>10133901
damn, you were in combat too?

i havent done shit with my life.

according to this death calculator. add what my doctor told me I'm 3 years past due to die. death calculator is shit though.

>>10133934
oh wait scratch that i got a year left.

>>10130782
do you guys know if heroin/opioids in general can cause bladder neuropathy in a similar way alcohol does?

>>10133955
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>10133308
never understood this meme
not only does it not account for night shift or shift workers, the worst case scenario is you get drunk in the evening and then just make the mistakes you were going to make sooner. or fall asleep soon and wreck your sleep cycle

anyone else feel they are becoming dumber due to repeated cold turkey withdrawals?

>>10133961
in the same way alcohol can cause neuropathy of the extremities and bladder, I am wondering if opioids can cause the same thing. Just a random question. Yes im googling it

>>10133921
That doesn't mean you haven't done shit with your life, It also doesn't mean you can't do something now.

An you don't have to stop drinking to do something with your life, That's meaningful.

I'm certain you've affected someone's life in a positive manner. You don't have to literally go ruin your mental sanity and get shot to do "shit with your life".


You want to do shit with your life?

Go down to the homeless shelter and volunteer. You are helping more veterans then you think down there. A lot of vets can't hold jobs or are struggling with PTSD and addiction because of what they saw and had to do, Like me.

I personally have more respect for people who help our veterans then I do anyone who is in a church.

>>10133968
builds physical dependency

>>10133969
Yes, I stated above that kindling has given me tinnitus and made me dumber, I literally cannot do the simplest math in my head anymore and my short term memory is garbage. I feel you brother.

>>10133988
drinking at any hour will do that
"dont consume alcohol while the sun is shining" is some arbitrary normalfag-tier shit advice. People who say this are the same people who need rules on everything in their life, people who dont jaywalk, people who come to complete stops at stop signs at 4am. They are essentially NPCs

>>10134041
oh god youre an idiot. the rule of not drinking before 5pm can be applied to people who work overnight. i.e. dont drink until about 5 hours before bedtime. thanks for making me go to the trouble of spelling it out for your stupid fucking ass.

>>10133976
ive volunteered at the homeless shelter here in austin texas a few times. serving dinners. honestly its not vets, its just crackheads, scammers, and lowlifes. the vets camp out around town. they wouldnt be caught dead in a shelter here.

>>10133969
more often failed tapers for me, but yes. it's the only side effect i've experienced that makes me seriously consider quitting.

>>10134041
>They are essentially NPCs
lel

>>10134047
daydrinking = drinking during the day
only for retards and actual addicts is this an actual problem
no one is out there saying "dont drink more than 5 hours before bedtime," they're saying "lol its not 5pm yet dont let that wine touch your lips"

>>10134087
what are you babbling about. youre way off topic. the original reply you made was bitching about 5pm and whatnot. done talking with your babbling ass.

>>10134087

>>10134053
Not all vets will tell you they are vets or wear a hat that says "combat veteran" or some shit like that.


Most of us don't like talking about our service and don't like any type of admiration for their service, It makes us feel very uncomfortable. Let alone wearing a hat or shirt about it around town so people bring it up to us and we have to relive it multiple times a day.

So maybe a few of those crackheads or heroin addicts are veterans, Maybe a few of those guys have been shot multiple times just so you can lay your head down at night knowing no one will harm you. You never really know man...

I've lived next to my neighbors for 5 years and they don't know anything about me, That i'm dying...Or that I am a combat vet who took a bullet for them.

In reality they probably think I'M a low life who lives off SSI or his parents income because my car never leaves the driveway but once or twice a month to buy groceries and alcohol.

They have no idea the things I've done and the things I'm currently going though. An honestly, I don't want them to know.


You know....Not everyone wants to talk about that sorta thing.

I'm drunk right now and don't give a fuck so that's the only reason I'm talking to complete strangers about it right now on the internet.

I'm not being a dick bro, Just saying....People don't like talking about that sorta thing. An almost all veterans with PTSD struggle with addiction and struggle holding jobs.


If the homeless shelter isn't your cup of tea, The VA always needs volunteers. Even if it's just one of your ears and an hour or two

>>10133666
It doesn't get better. Suicide rate rises with age. Everyone just gets slowly sicker and more depressed and lonely as they watch their friends and family drop like flies around them one by one.

"...but into the great unknown mystery, I go first, Indy!"

>>10134116
Do you seriously think me going to the VA to just hang out with them would help? Im all for it if it would. But what would i do there?

>>10134118
harrison ford for such a stud back in the day. perfect cast for han solo. star wars wouldnt have existed without him as han solo.

>>10134124
Yes I really do.


I've been to the VA brother, I know how it is.

What would you do?

Go to the front desk and ask how you can help.

If you are walking in and happen to see a guy/girl who is looking down or seems to be crying or shaking...Maybe go up to them and say "do you want to talk?" or "I'm here for you if you want to talk...You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to", or "want to go have a drink or sit down and talk, I'm here to listen"

Or something along those lines.


You would be shocked how many people will take you up on that offer. I've done it myself... It's VERY hard to get seen at the VA, A lot of people just give up trying to get help after the VA gives them an appointment nearly a year in advance while men and woman struggle daily with the things they've had to do and see.

If only you could be a fly on the wall in a veterans house for 10 minutes...
Just talking to one veteran a day, Even drunk while you do it. Might save a life that day


You would be sickened if you knew how many died by suicide daily, Because no one will listen.

>google best friend from childhood
>he's now a dr

this hurts man

>>10134151
that sounds like a great way to spend some free time and actually feel good about myself. thanks for the idea man.

>>10134151
Thats a really awesome idea. I struggle to find meaning in life. Beyond rent, food, a pot to shit in. I mean whats the point? Doing something like that would be fulfilling.

>have best friend from kindergarten to early-mid 20's
>he always pushed me to do my best
>lose contact and go separate ways
>google him
>he's now a dr

it hurts bad

>>10134188
weak. step up your depression/alck game

>>10134206
fuck you mean?

>>10133666
very unsatanic post

>>10134171
You could always just get drunk and walk down the street cutting the heads off parking meters with a pipe cutter.

Just invited a tinder slut over.. im completely wasted right now, she is 38 i am 31.... it's 12:45am here

i will try to update

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRrjA8JCQY

>>10134341
post pics

>>10132597
I must agree with this. My first alcohol detox they gave me Ativan for 5 days. The shit always wore off too quick and I would shake and sweat at night like crazy. They always had to give me more to get through the night. Diddnt have time to ween me off Ativan at all. Went home and had a seizure the next day from benzo wd. Valium and Klonopin work much better.

>>10134215
This isn't cool hand luke

>>10134380
lol

>>10134379
how does valium compare to ativan in terms of sedation, relaxation and toxicity

I've been getting drunk while having a really bad cold. This is truly awful. Anyone else tried drinking while sick?

>>10130782
Imagine being so ass blasted about people calling you underage for not understanding this thread you actively wait for new ones to post this again

>>10134416
could be this years monster flu. serious.

>>10134416
it generally makes me feel better to drink while sick unless the sickness is vomiting shit up all day

>>10134416
>>10134469
I usually survive on buttered rum while sick. It's not bad as my head was swimming anyways.

>>10134469
I have no nausea though.

>>10130760
Almost 24 jours without a drink. If I can go more than 24 hours it will a record for this past 6 months. This morning was tough but I'm going for a 14 day break. If I can make that I'll go for a full month. After that just like every other alcoholic, one day at a time.
Wish me luck bros.

>>10133770
No ability to take pictures.
I had my phone stolen And I have only done any stimulants 3 times in 5 months.
2 twice was just a dixie tweekend and once was ectasy pills and whoo can blame me for when x show up in your face and it aint that molly shit, but the real deal/ I aint done a singular hard-stimulant in 2018

>>10134524
Good luck.

>>10134409
Valium is much better because it laster longer in your system compared to Ativan. Taken 3 times a day it builds up in your system and I was able to be fairly functional during the day and slept through the night. Ativan had me zonked for a few hours but then I'd always wake up in wds multiple times a day. Then I required more Ativan to feel better. I would say the ativan is more toxic cause I got addicted to that rather quickly resulting in a seizure. No problems detoxing on Valium or Klonopin as long as it's done right.

>>10134342
What the fuck is this
She keeps saying pussy

>>10132655
Fugg
Tfw people in your circle look down on young people who have kids out of wedlock.
Tfw great with kids but can’t decide if having kids of my own would be fair because it would be the only thing I care about enough to cut back but also don’t want a kid to see crushing a 12 pack as anything near normal

Fuck. I know the best thing to do is just stay single and no kids. But the best feeling I’ve had in years is teaching my nephew how to do stuff.

>>10131002
>Jordan Peterson
suddenly this guy is everywhere
that's what happens when there's a book to sell
>Before any decision you're having second thought of, think wether it's going bring you closer to your personal hell or your personal heaven in the long run.
you needed some else to tell you this? lmao

>>10134524
gl of course

>>10134536
>>10134342
This is fucking hilarious. This chick has orgasms when she says yes to something. She touches her pussy whenever possible during the day
She's super hippy dippy but it's kinda hot

bought two cans of four loko at the gas station

this is the third consecutive day in a row that i'm going to get shitfaced i'm a little worried that i might have the beginnings of a problem

>haven't slept in over 24 hours
>probably won't sleep again tonight
wew lads

Stayed up until 3am contacting everyone on my phone, email and anyone I could find online. Woke 3hrs later to some asscunt knocking on the door, so now I'm devastatingly tired as well as dying from cringe, Out of alcohol and don't want to leave the house for fear of running into any of the people I woke up in the night. Fuck this life.

>>10134923
Just remember this feeling subsides after about 6 hours up. Get a shower and do some cleaning you'll only mildly cringe at it and do it all again the next night. Most of us have been there mate, contacting people and talking a load of shit. One night I got looking at ads on Craigslist and messaging a bunch of people for sex and also made a tinder. Deleted the email and tinder the next morning whilst nearly in tears thinking I'll never be the same again, I look back now and don't even care. Good luck mate

>>10134923
Lmao. No biggie dude. Everyone does cringe shit while hammered. At least you didn't commit a crime

>>10132208
feeling that feel right now lad

>>10134986
different person, but this post made me feel a lot better. thanks anon

>>10134986
>subsides after about 6 hours
nah, not me. i've made local papers with some of the retarded drunken shit i do blacked out. i still cringe regularly about shit i did years ago.

Is killing yourself over a break up beta or alpha? Like I already want to commit suicide, and the break up is making life even more unbearable.
My first thought was that's beta af, but then you're basically imprinting on the person that they killed someone indirectly

>>10135157
Depends how close you were to them.

>>10135157
if you even have to ask, don't do it. if you genuinely want to die, you'll do it without a second thought, without a word.
nothing ever stays the same in life. just endure until something changes.

>>10135157
Just talk to a professional. No breakup is worth dying over.

>>10135157
Killing yourself over a girl is the most retarded thing you could possibly do.

women wouldn't know loyalty if it delivered their mail

>>10135165
4+ years and lived together
>>10135167
I guess it's not that the breakup is worth dying over, but she was really the only thing worth living for in my life

>>10135185
She'll act all distraught if you killed yourself, but secretly she'll be proud to think that somebody killed himself over her. That's just how they are. I don't think you should give her the satisfaction.

>>10135192
This anon knows the truth.

>>10135192
Could someone actually be proud of causing someone's death? I guess that isn't a cop or a terrorist

>>10135185
Had a girl from 14-19. She cheated on me and left. She was way out of my league and still to this day I feel I peaked. I went absolutely insane when we broke up. Breakdowns every other day. 23 now still haven't fully recovered from those years but one thing I know for sure is the I'm glad I never went through with suicide even though it seemed a perfect time. It heals mate, not fully but it does.

>>10135201
All women are like that.
It doesn't make them immoral, it's just their biology/psychology

>>10135208
yeah it's because they're insanely insecure.
not wishing to sound all /r9k/, but they all cheat too if they find a dude who they consider to be remotely superior. not wishing to brag or anything, but 90% of the grils i meet, end up giving me 'signals' (6ft3, confident, money) i don't do it any more unless i'm gagging, but i used to fuck married women or girls who'd been with guys for years, just to see if i could. literally just put my arm around them one day, then shove my hand up their skirts and take them home. only been rejected once, something like 15 years ago.
girls are programmed to do what's best for their babbies, no matter how much heartbreak it causes dudes. if there was a 'better' dude there than me, i'd have stood no chance.
not like guys are much better. we just wanna chuck spunk up the hottest girl(s) we possibly can. love is of secondary importance. i suppose the conflict of interest between the sexes is what creates passion and makes relationships intense and interesting.

ok. this is the absolute truth.

We all get fucked up after our first few serious relationships that end badly. Nothing hurts more because we have not given ourselves to anyone and been vulnerable like that with anyone to have them take that away from you. It hurts like nothing else. I have done it. We have all done it. But then you meet someone new. You are a bit more hardened, seeing the signs, have your own red flags. This one also ends badly. You are shattered, life is over etc it goes on for a year, no one will ever be like her.

But guess what? There is ALWAYS someone else out there. And how the fuck do you know they aren't better? It's time that does all the healing. You constantly assume you cant stop thinking about her and how happy she is without you.... dude.... you met her... you will meet someone else even fucking better. I was coming off a 9 year relationship that fucked up where i was bitter and twisted and then i met my current gf who is ... a whole new level. I too considered all the shit you guys are talking about but because i am old now and have done it a couple of times you are sort of trained to deal with it.

All you young dudes who think this one girl is the one and only just take the advice. Every single fucking piece of advice is the same and it's the same for a reason because it is fact. You will meet someone else better. That is what guys tell each other. Because it is true. We don't need to make each other feel better. If you weren't going to meet someone dudes would be like yeah kill yourself. But it's fact so just fucking do your moping, be depressed go through the cycle etc and it will all turn on itself again soon.

>>10135221
100% spot on

>>10135202
>>10135222
>>10135178
Thanks lads, feeling a bit better from this stuff

>>10135222
yeah well I'm almost 35 now, and blow relationshits every other week with the next bender. It's not working. I always try to one up myself, and I fuck it up no matter how I feel. Forever trying to replace the real love I had for years in my youth.

>WD's suck
>scaring girls off that I was literally considering long terming

Yeah just kill me, my man. Game under.

>>10135233
Funny shit though, because there's always fucking 45 new texts in my phone WHILE I'm drunk.

>>10135233

that means you haven't met the right one. i fucked up every single relationship i have ever had from the first to the one before this one it was all my fault , self destructive asshole etc. But this one is different. i want to be a decent person. If this one fucks up i will be shattered.

But. I know deep down when i give up on life etc when i least expect it another one will come along that is how it works. It's what ageing does to you. Experience man. Just keep doing what you are doing xperience life. Love comes and goes love is lust love is hate etc it's all good man experience emotion in all it's forms. fucking live. when the right one comes along it will all change and you won't even know

>>10135239
>B-But this one is the ONE!!! You've never had THE ONE so you don't know what you're talking about!!!

smfh

>>10135239
Lmao. Dude Alcohol lmao.

Oh god what have I done.
I just confessed my love to the mormon girl who used to sit at my lunch table back in highschool.
She actually was flattered by it and reciprocated similar feelings that she had in highschool.
But here is the problem.

>I am separated but not divorced from my wife.
>She has had a boyfriend for about 4-5 years.
>They live 50 miles apart.
>My wife and I live 90 miles apart right now.

I didnt think I would have this happen
I didnt mean to drunkenly be so sweet to her.
She wants to meet up next tuesday, but said It needs to be somewhere not near her place or mine and wants to meet in the middle.
Oh man I hope she doesnt view me as a raging alck.
I do not know

>>10135255
>cant be seen near together near each others hometowns.
>meet in the middle?

nigga you about to get laid.
Don't mess it up

>>10135259
OH my, I was concerned about that.
I don't know if I want to go down that road, yes sex is fine and all but I, I dont know.
Do I do it? She is pretty much my type of gal, She is smart, funny, and an amazoness to me and I think I may get some from a girl 8 inches taller than me.
I don't know how to feel about this or if I should.


If I am separated recently from my wife am I allowed to sleep with and have a good time with some girl that we both know?
Is this allowed?
I do not know the rules and I am do not want to ask my wife for fear she will get mad over it.
Or do I?
I am so confused

>>10135271
As long as you don't look like shit from all the alcohol consumption you've had over the years and you've separated from your wife I don't get what your fucking problem is. Only thing you are is a bit of a dick for knowingly meeting up with someone for obvious sex when they're in a relationship but not everyone thinks like that so you're fine.

>>10135271
do you mean this is a hefty woman

>>10135280
I just wanted to see her , I accidentely set this up. This doesnt have to get sexual.
I do kind of look like hammered shit from the alcohol though, so I have a week to change that before we meet up.
I just want a new friend as I pushed all of mine away recently. I headbutted the last friend I had and I do not think he will talk to me now.
Now I have my three ladybugs and now a lightningbug (firefly) to keep me company.
>>10135285
No she is slim and 6'4
I am only 5'8

>>10135271
pics

>>10135300
No

>>10135297

>>10135297
WHAT THE FUCK that's like 0.01 percentile for women. you sure she isnt a tranny?

>>10135255
>>10135271
Don't ask your wife. Go and have a good time. If you both feel comfortable having sex, have sex. If you don't, which is honestly more probable, don't. Taper down a bit beforehand and of course groom yourself well before meeting up, it'll be good for you no matter what.

t. fucked over aby potential future with his ex and the girl of his dreams due to alcohol

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/e8vvlyw8153dpdhy

>>10135310
Maybe she is 6'2-6'3 but she wore high platformed shoes a lot so I never could quite tell.
And yes she is a gril.
I think I have gotten into something over my head.
I doubt she wants to see my bunker.
And I slayed the gnomes again so that will not be a problem.
I just need to go and be that charming handsome boy I was in highschool again and I wont have a problem.


>>10135312
Thanks anon, I think I should taper so I can just sneak a few mini 50ml bottles and feel okay when we go meet. I will buy a pack of strong gum and use it to hide the alc on my breath.

>>10135322
>I think I have gotten into something over my head.
>5'8"

>>10135329
Laugh it up, but that is a normal height.
Wait I just got the joke.
Nice, that one took me a minute

>>10135329

forest whittaker let himself go

>So, tell us about yourself, Anon

>>10135334
well good luck man. you should still post pics though

>>10135340
woodberry left

>>10135342
No . so if for some reason it get doxxed or backtraced I dont get chewed out from everyone or it could be possible someone would doxx me.
And my identity is a secret, lest gnomes find it.

>>10135340
20 bucks and a handle says I could get the left girl irl, but would fuck it up completely in a week.

>>10135347
is she ugly? is that why?

>>10135358
Quit being desperate.
Go to /s/ if you want pics

OK I'm about to take my chances and drive after another liter of Vodka this Monday (plus a bottle of Cola and a bottle of Mountain Dew) in my small town with only one liquor store and hope that my reputation won't sink further.

Wish me luck.

>>10135573
risky shit anon.

>>10135573
Go tomorrow, or get your ass to AA. That shit's not normal. If you're out of alcohol browse some other threads. You should have picked something up earlier if you wanted to participate.

(Don't get something from the bottom shelf, at least)

>>10133552
The why constantly haunts me. I'm kind of an exestential nihilist, I understand there's nothing and no reason but I want to believe I can give myself purpose and find love in this world other than a bottle and some legos.

>>10130760

Just don't drink & smoke you fucking dum dums!

Literally just need a tiny bit of willpower.

>>10133901
>cancer and ptsd

>>10133901

I can't wait till all the Vietnam vets are dead so we no longer have to go on praising vets in general.

>>10135946
>I can't wait till all the Vietnam vets are dead so we no longer have to go on praising vets in general.

>>10133901
the thumbnail of this looks like the nutritional value of a block of cheese

wishing you all the best, anon.

>>10130760
For me drinking a small amount of alcohol is worse than drinking a normal or considerable dose.
If I start drinking whisk, one glass after another, I won't feel bad (until reaching my tolerance limit, sure)
However, drinking a single glass of wine and then nothing else, for example, makes me feel sleepy, gives me a headache and ruins my day.

Anyone else knows this feel?

>>10134529
yeah I'd have trouble turning down x.. though I live in the epicenter of the fentanyl crisis in canada so I'd be pretty sketched out about anything other than booze and weed

>>10134545
I want kids but I don't know if I can justify bringing another life into this dying planet. Especially when there's so many unwanted children already alive. I'll probably end up adopting but I really want to see myself in another person and teach them how to do shit.

>>10130760
What have you got against cats though?

>>10135322
I really don't think this is going to end well but I'm rooting for you to keep it together. Don't black out.

>>10136038
Please don't become a genetic dead end. Nothing wrong with adoption either.

>>10134653
threw up in the garbage can and hyperventilated in the bathroom i guess i'm not as tough as i thought

>>10133666
Lol nobody gives a fuck nigger
>alco at 16
Youre probably a waste of fucking oxygen anyway

Was quite and peaceful in the bar, until a group of spics came in blasting beaner music on the jukebox thing. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>take a week off drinking
>lose your tolerance

the fucking whore got me walking back to my hotel for id. Im fucking 28 fucking. State isnt getting a shit more.

120 proof here we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlnoa67MUJU

>be staying at ex's house for a while
>feel too tired/lethargic to fap
>testicles overcharged, horniness becoming unbearable
>she won't let me fuck her
>can't order hookers to her house
sned hlep

>>10136518
>not liking norteño

what's with all the crappy "a-rita" flavors out now?

coconut-a-rita?
grapefruit-a-rita?

no thanks I'll stick with lime and grape

>>10136700
hangover in a can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKyBcCDOB4

omfg i need to live. i'm so sick to death of being at home, drunk, alone. i need to just... fucking... i... i... don't... know... what... but i... need it.

>>10136925
original is better than the hootie version

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Thinking about giving up and going back to being a full-time psychonaut. Life is simply no fun in 2018.

>>10137005
whats the deal with these links anon

you can't actually just buy cocaine on the internet, right? not on the surface web at least

>>10137053
It's for illuminati buyers. People with 'licenses' to buy the stuff. Universities, researchers, devoted stoners. I had a friend who worked at a high-level UK university, they needed some coke hcl for some shit, and ended up snorting most of it.

>>10133272
nigga are you me I think i have died multiple times and just pop out in the one where I survived.

OH MY GOD A COUPLE TAPER BEERS ARE A LIFE SAVER.
I've always complete cold turkey'd the WD's because I'm a binge drinker, but I had like 4 beers left this time. Whoa.

>5 cases of steel reserve death beer in like 2 days

>died for two days, just chugged down one, whoa it's so much better.

PS: I still think trying to date a schizo girl would be great, since I get halucinations from WD's all the time, pic relate

-gin blossoms in the computer fans guy

>>10137071
>OH MY GOD A COUPLE TAPER BEERS ARE A LIFE SAVER.
fact. don't go cold, just drink as much as you NEED to, and no more.

>>10137067
>>10137071
If you'd like to talk about dying.... I had a WD nightmare not long ago where I saw a naked guy seizing on my apt floor, and was holding him down so he wouldn't smash his head on the floor. I woke up about 20mins later naked and sore on the floor of my apt. Watching myself in a seizure on my floor was what I was doing, from outside my body. Pretty sure that's a lucky shot I didn't die.

>>10137084
Just the one is a load off right now, desu. Feelin' decent.

>>10137053
No. But without a DEA license It's a great way to get on a DEA watch list and all your mail monitored from now until you die

>>10137104
now why would I go and do that....

>>10134923
I did the same thing last night, not everyone but my brother and my niece who I rarely call.

>>10137137
I told a girl I've known since I was 13, that I'm gutted I've never got to experience what it feels like to cum inside her.
7 years married, haven't spoken to her since 2015.
Also told a terrifying dealer that his deals were shit via sms. He tried calling today and I didn't answer.

>>10130760
>"A few years ago I sat there staring at my account on online banking and added up my drinking for a year. Averaged $900 CAD per month on liquor.

I didn't really notice as my income is at a level that I have a lot of disposable income and other than the drinking I was living a pretty frugal lifestyle. I think expensive cars are stupid, I don't buy fancy clothes, I don't really like eating restaurant food, I love to cook, and my hobbies were working out, walking my dog, aaaaaand drinking a shitload while staring at my damn tv during the week and partying on the weekend.

After stopping drinking for awhile and a lot of introspection I realized that I wasn't an alcoholic, I was just fucking bored. Especially after being in university for almost a decade (undergrad and grad school) where I was used to having most of my time spoken for. I tried getting back into Warhammer cause I loved obsessing over new releases and min/maxing and whatnot, but I only had the time to paint or play, not both. I kept thinking about MTG cause it always appealed to me, but being a kid, then a teen, and then a college student I could never afford to play it "properly". When it hit me that as an adult with a career I could afford it, I was in my local store the next day harassing the fuck out of the employees to find out everything I needed.

The $100-300 per month I spend on magic is fucking nothing really given the return on my investment in entertainment. I still drink, but only on the weekends, and MTG even reigns that in cause FNM and standard league on Sundays. ...you ever tried playing magic hungover?

What kills me is the people that poke fun at me for what I spend on magic cards. People that spend more than I do on drugs and alcohol. Or, worse imo, the people that go out for lunch every single day at work."

How come alcoholics are so rich?

>>10137149
Oh god, I spend blackouts asking different girls if I can cum inside them, 90% say yes, it's stupid.

>>10131002

I remember sitting in my room debating whether I should go to the liquor store or not, and I couldn't decide. So I'd flip a coin.

If it came up wrong, I'd keep flipping it until it came right, then I drove the liquor store.

>>10137176
Thing is, if i've got their contact details and am not currently balls deep in them, chances are i cbf or it's for some reason a bad idea. the cringe knows no bounds.

i need to meet a new gril. i bet there are an nice gril here. i wish i could meat her.

How do you guys get laid so often? Is everyone ITT a drunk chad?

>>10137218
When you're blackout drunk, you can literally say anything well. At least that's how it is for me. Confidence 120%

>>10137241
You must be very good looking

>>10137249
I don't eve think so, but I hear I'm good looking.

>>10137218
Yeah just crazy confidence when drunk. I'm rejected more often than I get laid though. I just try to fuck every hot gril I encounter.

Any baseball fans ITT?
Mind = blown

>>10137053
>you can't actually just buy cocaine on the internet, right?
really can, as it happens. not posting links, but yeah you can buy anything even on open web, if you're determined enough to find it.

>>10137218
Never. Unless I get blackout and hire a sex worker, Then hate myself for weeks until I eventually do it again

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zLjJOluGPf2T8nSUVn4xP?si=AFre_DvfQsSH0y3djV4pfw

>>10137354
Bored with hookers. I HATE condoms, totally ruins the delicious, warm, juicy giney feel, and like fuck am I barebacking a hooker who lets me root her raw.

This is me singing radiohead while inebriated

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/e8vvlyw8153dpdhy

>>10137395
gay

>>10132831
vietnam. it's rad

t. esl teacher in Vietnam

>>10137270
currently reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Desperado
i've learned a ton of sports figures, celebrities, etc loved their fucking coke in the 80s
can't imagine much has changed

How much of al/ck/ is female? Not asking for pics/rape/whatever, but I am curious. Hands up

>>10134380
i don't care if it rains or freezes, long as i got my plastic jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car

>>10137444

>not asking for rape

>>10136700
i drank two of those peach-a-ritas at an afterparty, woke up on the floor of my kitchen with the most terrible feeling in my stomach and head and all of my body. one of those hangovers where the first thing you do after you open your eyes is groan from the immediate pain

>>10137067
i think this too fwiw. especially after waking up from my multiple heroin overdoses and escaping near death accidents in incredibly improbable ways, i just figure i'm living in the one out of 15,042 possible universes where i'm somehow still alive

>>10137395
Gimme time m8 and i'll post myself singing Johnny Cash while hammered

>>10137528
Bet he didn't die for hours. It's fucking difficult to properly off yourself. I knew a gril who jumped from 5 storeys and survived for 3 hours. Shit can't have been cosy.

>>10134151
Well, giving your wisdom to us sad retards is helping us; you should stop by often

You made me see things in perspective

>>10137071
>Slendy killer
>Not Alyssa Bustamante
I've seen some plebs in my time...

How is this /ck/-related? Wouldn't this thread be more appropriate on /adv/ or something?

>tfw i realised not consuming salt after a relapse cuts my withdrawal symptoms at least in half.

heart rate and blood pressure feel way more manageable. might be worth a try, lads.

>>10137597
stop trying to reform the culture, newfriend.

>>10137546
I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic, It's hard to tell on the internet.

But I'm guessing you aren't.

You aren't a retard, nor is any one else here. We all just have issues we are trying to get away from....That could be PTSD, sleep, cancer, mental health issues, physical health issues, having a loved one pass away, dealing with unemployment, family issues, the list goes on.

I just try to affect people in a positive way because I know I won't be around much longer, I also know the struggles of our veterans and what war can do to a man. It changes you...It changes your personality and the way you function and think.


I personally care about our veterans because I myself know what that pain is like, So I try to make time to listen. Even with the very limited amount of time I have left I still feel that is of utmost importance to me.


It will not only affect someones life in a positive way, But you may save a mans life, An heartache from his family losing him.

A lot of vets drink, So being drunk while you do it is OK IMO.


Take care brother.

>>10137603
I know it's part of the culture, but I usually lurk al/ck/ threads to see discussion about cheap booze or whatever. This one is basically just an AA group session.

>>10135347
>>10135322
Bro be honest what are the chances that you show up too hammered?

new bread >>10137754

>>10137599
isn't salt important for rehydrating as long as you aren't overdoing it?

>>10137779
Yeah, but it's almost impossible to not overdo it with a modern diet. Hence potassium from bananas/coconut milk being so commonly recommended as sources of hydration.