/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>trapped in an existential prison
>likely drinking all day
>cooking is your only outlet
Sounds about right

>>10139712
>>10139697
I do it rn and its pretty fun
Though I don't think women got much sex back then... Lol

>>10139697
Shit would be nice m8

>>10139697
Uh, yeah. I'd love to be some guy's waifu.

This board is primarily men and housewives were notoriously shit at cooking food, why do you think they got beat so much

>>10139697
In the 1950s, I would have been living in the lap of luxury, since I'm a white American man, and we had just bombed all our competitors back into the stone age. Nice bait though.

>>10139712
Here's your reply

>>10140182
And this is most likely why we're heading for a world where it's going to be about househusbands instead of housewives. Let the women do the shitty working for a change while the men prepare them a nice dinner.

I am already living this lifestyle right now. The downside is that the country is a shithole (no, it's not Haiti, there are other shitholes out there) and I am a tranny. My husband keeps me feed on a diet of semen and often times says lines like, "I'm gonna get your stomach pregnant" or "I'm gonna waste all of my load on your face."

In return, I make sure his house is clean, he has a fine dinner to return home to, and I help keep his sexy big cock polished.

I like to think that someday men will have two wives. One for their true love and a tranny wife who would do the domesticated chores, which may or may not involved actual sex.

Ask me anything.

>>10141728
Yes, why is my dick hard right now?

>>10141728
Why are you such a faggot?

>>10141728
Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think
>My God I'm an abomination
Because you should

>>10141883
I don't look like that and why on Earth hasn't this person shaved their hideous facial hair. I've seen ciswomen who had masculine faces so it's not like she wouldn't pass, but that fucking facial hair is killer. Shave it off!

I pass so I always have men wanting to dump their load into me.

>>10141868
Why aren't you?

>>10139712
You could hang out with the other housewives and pick up hobbies like playing an instrument or make art.

>>10141883
Why would these people not concern themselves with passing? This person, I feel, can pass just well enough if they didn't have that stupid beard. They'd look like just any other elderly woman.

>>10141717
>househusbands
I unironically only see men walking with the buggy or playing with the children outside.

>>10141883
Fuck you, I have a fetish for freaks like this and this is getting my dick errected! Fuck you, I want to stick my fick int hat thing. I want to make it suck it and punch it while I am doing it. fuck you~!~~~!!

If it was the 1950s the fat weak posters of /ck/ would have already died in the war

>>10141920
What war? World War II was already done and Vietnam didn't start until 1959. Plus the military doesn't take men who are overweight.

I'm a stay at home dad. Its a good gig. I do work from home as well. Id be bored and broke otherwise. Im not asking my wife for spending money.

>>10141914
That's because women these days only concern themselves with gratifying their basest pleasures of shopping, binge-watching television, getting sloppy drunk on sugary drinks and allowing their orifices for the reception of black cock. This is the "equality" you let happen.

>>10141933
Cuck.

>>10141938
Salty nerdy virgin detected.

>>10141933
How do you get through the day? Play video games?

>>10141939
The housekeeper is statistically more likely to cheat than the breadwinner, so your claim is totally unsubstantiated.

>>10139697
The 1950s are easily the worst era for cooking in the history of the United States.

>>10141942
I go bored with video games in my mid twenties. I work on the house, play with y dog, garden, chores, cook, I get to the clearance section of the grocery store before the old ladies clean it out. Our first kids due at the end of march. Ill be working a temp job to cover her maternity leave then My son will be sucking up a lot of my free time.

White women are a fucking wast of space.

They're only good for using as jizz rags, cuz they'll let you do all sorts of nasty shit to them.

Never marry one though. Fuck white girls. Marry a nice asian that still knows how to take care of her husband.

I know my husband would be able to beat my ass into the stone age legally. I wouldn't last in the 50s

>>10141966
See >>10141940

>>10141969
But you get the last laugh when you could lead women's liberation in the next decade.

>>10141966
>Never marry one though. Fuck white girls. Marry a nice asian that still knows how to take care of her husband.

This is sage advice that I wish I had followed with my first wife. should have never married her and just had fun instead.

>>10141966
>Marry a nice asian that still knows how to take care of her husband.

Asian women are at least 2 tiers above white cunts. White women will change their personalities 180* after getting married. Asian women stay loving and thin... even after kids. :-)

As a white woman who married to an Asian man who thinks white women are way easier than Asian women. It always makes me laugh when people think that Asian waifus will be perfect and are loving and not in fucking control all the time. Something tells me all his uncles have not had sex in 18 years because as soon as kids come into the picture you are second rate to them. Tldr notice no difference between White wives or Asian. The women control the household. The men drink their beer and complain about "women am I right" in earshot of their wives. Wives give zero fucks about your feelings as long as you make enough money. That is literally all that matters.

>>10142040
True I suppose but I know it was hard for a while as if he decided to divorce you your life was over. If he wanted the kids he got them. It is just strange that people have this idealism for the 50s. The food sucked and people had to walk on eggshells all the time. It wasn't easy for all men either. You all had to suck up to your bosses as well.

>>10142114
>white women are way easier than Asian women.

Easy? As in, easier to fuck? Yes.

Easier to live life with? Hell no.

>>10142114
My brother married a vietnamese woman. She's certainly loving but also extremely domineering. After seeing what he has to put up with I'll take my chances on white women.

>>10142134
I think it may not even have to do with race as much as some women are just domineering in general. So try and know who you're marrying before tying the knot. It's best to know that you have common plans and goals for family life beforehand as well too. I just know it gives me a laugh when people have a rosy grass is greener outlook on anyone just regarding race. Tldr try and date not assholes.

>Asians
>marrying outside of their race

hahhah

>>10139697
Reading this thread, I can see no downside to doing this in the modern day. I wouldn't mind if my wife made the money while I cooked, cleaned, and did some kind of hobby for the rest of the day. Probably vidya or memes, like I normally do.

>>10142177
Only if you have loads of money.

>>10141894
>Why aren't you?
Because weakness is detrimental to society as a whole and I have no natural inclination towards faggotry.

>>10139712
> be America in the 1950s
> undisputed emperor of the planet
> high tech center of the universe
> economy steaming along full-tilt
> Black people out of sight and out of mind
> polite children, submissive wives
> Lions win the NFL championship

My neighbor's dad came home from the Korean War and after a week, his mom bitched at him to go get a job, so he strolled down to GM’s Hydramatic plant, got hired on the spot and started work in a union job that day and within a year, had a wife, house and a new car and 30 years later, retired with a full-pension and benefits after sending three kids thru college.

Yeah, the 50s really sucked, man….

>>10142219
Bingo that's where I'm at. We make the same amount of money and both have to work though
But it is a dream.

>>10141883
For fuck's sake, stop posting this person as an example of why trannies are gross. This person is a female to male tranny. The worst of women and men in one small package. That's why it's into this cringe "haha muh communism" shit.

Actual male to female trannies who transition by early to mid twenties are usually pretty feminine and cute

>>10142426
you could have had it all white man

>>10141883
>My God I'm an abomination
This is the baseline for trannies. If you really think you can insult us into having low self-esteem with such shit like that, you are clueless. We all start out as freaks and we can become beautiful only through years on hormones and intensive beauty routines. Our in-born dysphoria begins 10x worse than any stupid insult you can make. So just stop trying. I find it frustrating when people think they can insult trannies with this kind of shit just because it's so retarded. Find me a tranny who hasn't felt like an abomination and I'll find you a goose that shits sous vide golden eggs plated w/ sturgeon caviar

>>10142952
There are no trannies that don't look like abominations. There arn't any who "pass". You'll always look manly and disgusting.

>>10143191
Except that that's fucking wrong, retard. I know several trannies personally who pass very well

>>10143336
I guarantee you they don't pass, you're just a closeted fag.

>>10143424
I didn't say that I'm attracted to them, I said they look like girls. They aren't necessarily even pretty. But I have some trans friends who are virtually indistinguishable from cis women. This is really true only of those who've had facial surgeries or transitioned very young though.

If you start hormones before 18, it's hard NOT to pass.

>>10143424
You're wrong, there is some pretty convincing female (males.) It is kind of worrying.

>>10143463
It's becoming more common. 4chan should be aware of this. We are supposed to be on the forefront of cultural and technological developments, and people here act like it's still the 1980s and trans women are all transitioning in their mid-40s.

I started hormones at 23 and even from that age I'm fairly passable. The next generation is all going to be transitioning from 15-17 and they will look very good. Some male features actually make for more attractive women-- these include longer eyelashes, prominent cheekbones, and longer legs, to name a few.

>>10143191
>i like fapping to tranny porn and am embarassed because I like the most masculine ones best
We know, you're a /pol/tard.

I was a stay at home dad for a year. Shit was cash.
Women dont understand what they are missing these days.

>>10143500
I'm a tranny and wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home mom.

Shitty part is it will have to be some other woman's kid that I'm raising. But cooking, hobbies, housework, while being financially-supported sounds great.

>>10143457
>Virtually indistinguishable
Except for the Adams apple
Penis
And Y chromosome

>>10143535
>And Y chromosome
D-do you usually look at women under a scanning electron microscope, anon? Fucking retard.

>>10143513
>Other woman's
>Other
>A woman's
Ftfy

>>10143482
>If you don't want to fuck trannies, you're a /pol/tard
Why don't you go suck some cock, faggot.

lmaoing @ all the trannies itt who are confident about passing visually but know they will always sound like men or just lispy fags at best

>>10143748
I actually get compliments on my voice. People say it's cool to hear a chick with a deeper voice because of how many women today play up the higher pitch.

>>10143755
>people literally comment on ur deep voice
>think it's a "compliment"
how can someone have such a lack of self-awareness lul but then again this is trannies we're talking about

>>10143729
>you don't want to fuck trannies,
Sorry you have no reading comprehension but I have a sneaking suspicion you were home schooled by evangelicals and pretend to remain in the closet, you poor, poor soul.

>>10143760
This is my viewers I'm referring to mostly. They don't know I'm trans. I have 41,000 followers.

>>10139697
Thanks for at least changing 1930s to 1950s

>>10143781
>not even in person where deceptive digital tricks don't apply
not helping ur case. Did you know I'm actually a dog?

>>10139697
Being a food scientist anytime in the last 70-odd years would probably be pretty rad.

Being a housewife in the 50's would mean taking care of whiny, no-palate-having brats and a condescending hubby. My social circle would consist of people who actually enjoyed this finger-chewingly boring lifestyle and the accompanying fashion and culture. The fruit & vegetable section of the grocery store would also be much less interesting, people would actually take Christianity seriously, and hubby probably wouldn't be able to find the clitoris with a map.
I'd probably have time to learn to play the violin, though.

>>10143779
>No reading comprehension
What the fuck are you on about, you fucking poofter? Do you not know how to read? Your post was implying that since I don't find trannies attractive, I must be a /pol/tard. But not wanting to fuck trannies doesn't make you one, it makes you a normal person.

>>10143827
This is helping my case that it's a compliment on the voice of a perceived cis woman. That was what was being contended. Are you stupid? Read a book.

>>10143856
This is actually true. People who are attracted to trannies are overwhelmingly more likely to want to be one themselves. That said, most of the people who spend time arguing about trannies online want to be a girl.

>>10143915
>I have convinced people online that I'm a gril where literally anybody else can do the same!
like I said, even if that was your case then it's a very shitty one. Maybe you need to read less books and go outside into the world out of your cave, where you freaks stand out among normal folk by sight or voice

btw im a gril doggo too haha checkmate

>>10143989
>>I have convinced people online that I'm a gril where literally anybody else can do the same!
>like I said, even if that was your case then it's a very shitty one.
My point was entirely about voice. You are really bad at this.

Anyway, I'm only semi-passing in person at the moment. But that's not what we were talking about. That's why I'm calling you dumb.

>>10143989
>freaks
You are a miserable person and I pity you

>>10144030
kek. suicide when?

>>10144023
pro tip: voice sounds different in person as well. Ever wonder why people sound different on the phone compared to in person? tricking people online means nothing, I mean fucking seriously you admit that they comment on how deep your voice is -- and that is just online lmfao

You are really bad at being a tranny. The only semi-passing you can do is into a semi-truck

>>10140182
For making disgusting shit like this

>>10142121
You could have moved into your parents home and courts always had a gender bias for women when it came to custody of children. Women were always believed to be the suited parent for baby raising.

>>10144046
>You are really bad at being a tranny.
I'm doing a pretty good job. It takes time. You don't have to be a bully, anon

>>10141938
pretty much sounds like how men wish their lives could be lol

>>10142426
stealing that for a /pol/ bait post about Eisenhower

>>10139697
Honestly I have daily fantasies about being a housewife in 50s America. I lost my virginity to a man despite being straight because he owned a diner and I thought he might take me as a housewife but he didn't - instead when he heard about why I had sex with him he got MAD at me, beat the fuck out of me with a frying pan, fried his cum and threw the hot cum in my face (still have a scar) then broke my arm by smashing it was a 50s style coolerator. I want to be a girl so bad.

>>10145151
Was there a fun song playing on the Jukebox when this happened?

>>10145183
This song was playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O21xFX7QBpE

>>10143513
>I'm a tranny
no one gives a shit and that statement adds zero value to your comment besides stating that you are a mentally ill faggot.
>>>/lgbt/

>>10139697
>implying i dont want that right now

>>10143535
The adam's apple disappears ...well..not visible when they are on estrogen hormones. Don't know how you can see the Y chromosome though.

But, enough of this off-topic discussion.

I would want be married to a loving housewife, but I don't want any children. I think it would be torture for a housewife to be in a household without children.

>>>/sci/9515583
The 2020's are going to be a terrifying decade and soon there would be no need for a housewife or a househusband when you will have some machine doing everything those roles were made to do. This also means there would be no more roles that cute transgirls could fulfill.

>>10145409
>2020
A bit too early for such a huge change.

>>10145427
It's already happening now. President Trump is a member of the bourgeoisie.

>>10145151
Iktfb

>>10141903
Or tribbing

>>10145409
>This also means there would be no more roles that cute transgirls could fulfill.
Men will need companionship, which will be less common in the future where every woman is turning into bisexual or lesbians

>>10139697
I would lov to be a househusband
I would make a new dish for my family every night, keep everything clean, watch after the kids and have extra time to paint and learn to play the piano

>>10141910
its a woman trying to be a man

>>10143457
No sane parent would let their child fuck themselves up with hormones before they're 18.

>>10141931
weak b8

>>10147077
I told my dad at 11 that I want to be a girl. Here I am starting hormones at 22.... man, I wish I weren't gatekept

>>10147434
Your dad did the right thing and should probably disown you if he hasn't already

I love my job and I make good money. My girlfriend hates her job and makes pennies. Im a fairly good cook. My girlfriend is to scared to cook. I clean my house daily. My girlfriend let's her place fall appart. I feel like im living in a twisted feminist version of 1950 where the men do all the work andwomen are still learning to live on their own.

>>10147456
My dad loves me very much and is totally supportive of my transition. And I'm cute. Sorry anon.

>>10147491
evidently he loved you so much he didn't let you transition early LMFAO

>>10145409
They can do a proper job raising the children
Probably not happening til 2040's or 50's tho

>>10139697
I rather enjoy my life as a fifties housewife. It is challenging at times but it is also rewarding. I am getting better at everyday. I was really depressed and felt neglected for years, but I started working on the house and cooking from scratch everyday. I focused on doing the work i did managing the house like I would if I were running a business with my eye on efficiency and my own mood changed. I really got into it! Being in a better mood put my family in a better mood and now things are a lot better. It really is a shame that people turn their noses up how fulfilling it can be.

>>10141958
Mostly because the cooking was done by a generation of women raised in poor immigrant families that were trying to LARP as members of the American upper class with no budget and no internet to tell them that following the recipes printed on the back of the canned goods at the supermarket is a terrible idea and they should just stick to making the food their Italian grandmas taught them about when they were kids.

>>10145151
>despite being straight

Anon, I have some news

>>10148832
This is completely accurate. Madison Avenue ruined meals for decades.

Nice cooking thread we having going on here.

>>10142936
>white men arent supposed to want to go back to a time when it was better for them
Never got this meme, it's a fantasy and I'm not duty bound to care about others

kill all trads lol

>tfw will never be a stay at home dad

>>10142426
The post you're replying to is talking about women

>>10143424
There's a female to male tranny that frequents my local dive bar and you would have no clue he was born a girl

>>10139697
if i lived in the 50s I would still want a wife to cum in her mouth daily because I'd rather cook my own shit

>>10139712
replace drinking with playing video games, and cooking with masturbation, and that's my life, too

>>10139697
>gf wants to be a housewife now
>it's amazing coming home to a house that's always clean, laundry always done, never have to worry about dishes ect.
>tfw she can't cook because of a neurological disorder that means she can only taste things when room temperature

It's killing me to come home for dinner that's either bland as hell or tastes like it's been transported at sea for 7 months. Honestly considering asking for different hours so I can make the meals.

>>10139697
Sure, that would be pretty swell. As long as I could have plenty of other hobbies going on at the same time.

>>10143336
Oh yeah? Post proof.

>>10142426
This my grand father got all the good positions in jobs and withen the year had twelve kids and two wives.

>>10141931
>Plus the military doesn't take men who are overweight.
Boot camp and living in the fifties would have prevented that.

>>10142121
>he decided to divorce you your life was over. If he wanted the kids he got them
That's how welfare was created you fucking idiot.
Not to MEANTION people didn't get married on a whim and didn't divorce on one either... The cooking didn't Suck of you married a women who was taught by grandmother, ass kissing your boss meant drinking with him all night on a Friday (like I wouldn't do that anyway) and no no one needed to walk on egg shells it was a time after the war and people were pretty tough.
My grandmother and grand father won't shut the fuck up about it.

>>10143779
Gay dude here.
Youre a fucking freak and make us look nasty and mental.
Please stop.

>>10143848
This is what soy boys and soy women think.
Youre hubby would have a dick worth fucking and your kids would eat twice a day and spend their time with friends or playing foot ball don't be daft.

>>10141963
No shit, my first boy is due at the beginning of April. Congrats my man.

>>10141963
Also what the fuck was it about last summer that had everyone fucking so much? My wife and i have three other couples that we are close with. Two are due around the same time we are and one had theirs last month. Fucking 2017 summer of love man.

>>10139697
If this were the 50s it would be almost guaranteed that my wife could cook

>>10150234
i do all 4 of those thats just what happens when you beat the shit out of your children becase youre pissed at their mother

dont beat up your kids folks or theyll turn out terribly

>>10150781
>Gay dude here

>>10147491
reward him by riding his dick

>>10139712
delete this

>>10141940
the emancipation of women and the subsequent destruction of the nuclear family was a horrific mistake that, combined with mass immigration from the third world, will inevitably result in the downfall of western civilization

regardless of who takes over, the chinese or the muslims, betas like you will not be treated kindly, no matter how many times you accuse them of being virgins

also, no u

>>10142177
depends on the grade of asian
koreans? haha no
filips will take what they can get and chinese are 50/50 depending on beauty & class
japs dont emigrate so they dont count
cant speak for viets, not a lot of em around here

>>10142924
>mentally ill faggots in drag are pretty feminine and cute
sure thing bud

>>10143482
>haha youre lying about not wanting to masturbate to the cassrole of horrors between my legs
>haha /pol/ xd
id tell you to kill yourself but since statistically going to do it anyway maybe just move it up on the schedule instead

>>10141966
>idolizing a glorified version of a culture you have never been a part of
white boys are just so sad to watch sometimes

>>10151016
>in drag
Let's entirely ignore the fact that female hormones feminize every aspect of the appearance and just call em drag queens, ayy

>>10147550
Shame dude, I would have been fucking GORGEOUS. Oh well.

>>10151127
>white boys are just so sad to watch sometimes

all your 'merican whties have been cucked by niggers.

I don't know who's more pathetic. Your degenerate niggers or your whites that get cucked by niggers. lol

>>10151182
Ivan, please, go meddle in another country.

>>10139697
wut
I'm male, you fuck

>>10151182
>I don't know who's more pathetic. Your degenerate niggers or your whites that get cucked by niggers. lol

Definitely the whites are more pathetic.

>>10151332
I'm male too but sometimes I fantasize that I'm a beautiful young 50s housewife who is married to a guy 20 years older than myself and who is generally very good but slightly domineering. I subject to his will and am quietly content with my position in life.

>>10151411
Ah. Well I'm straight.

>>10139697
Caught me off guard anon

>>10145151
Anon you sound cute. You can be my housewife anytime~

>>10141894
>>10141910
>>10141915
>>10142924
>>10142952
Nothing wrong with being a femboy but a tranny.
Kill yourself

>>10139697
>little to no supervision
>no set hours
>no allotted break times or break time limits
>few deadlines
>very comfortable work environment

Housewife is one of the best jobs in the world.

>>10139697
I'd love to spend some time in her asshole that's for sure

id love to be a house husband

>>10141728
You know as well as cooking I also have a huge oral sex fetish, make cgi porn and am always desperately looking for captions. Those 2 quotes will work juuuust fine.

>>10139697 Even then it was considered a basic skill for a bachelor to be able to cook, if just for himself or a piping hot skillet of carbs covered in cheese for the guys in the hunting cabin.

>>10152419
Femboys are trannies though.

Do you really think every tranny gets "the surgery?" The difference between a femboy and a tranny is literally self-described gender identity. It doesn't mean anything. If you are a born-male on female hormones, that's what you are. What you call it doesn't matter.

If your criteria is surgery, then yeah, fuck that.

>>10154251
If you're on hormones you should kill yourself.
If you're just a very feminine boy. With semi-long hair and girly arms/legs etc that's okay.
But if you want tits you're mentally unwell.

>>10154413
I was naturally very feminine always. Just supplemented it with hormones. Took them for the softer skin and less muscle mass though. Tits are just a side-effect, and I'm okay with having them. I don't see who it's harming so much anyway.

>>10154413
What if you take selective estrogen reuptake modulators in order to achieve the feminizing effects of estrogen without developing breast tissue?

>>10154550
Where can I get these

>>10155419
unironically go to /lgbt/ and look for the /hrtgen/ thread

>>10142177
Yes, it's very common.

>>10139697
I would have been the perfect 50's housewife

>>10145151
>despite being straight

>>10139697
It's not even the 1950's and I still want to be a housewife.