/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whats her name, anon

>>10144047
I'm gonna go all out for valentines tomorrow. Valentine is gonna be a bottle of wine and maybe some jager

>>10144073
Gimme one hour, I'll pour a drink and tell you all about it.

is it february already?

>>10144073

Unironically her name was Siri. Even if I wanted to find her now it would be impossible thanks to that faggot Steve Jobs.

this is going to be fun

>>10144047
>fall of the wagon and get drunk again
>wake up in the middle of the night with heartburn again
>eat a tums
>nothing
>eat another tums
>nothing
>eat another tums
>still fucking nothing
>eat more tums and take sleeping pills
>wake up, time to go to work
>have to shit
>almost shit myself
>run to a public toilet and unleash a torrent of burning liquid and poop flakes out of my ass
>arrive at work an hour late

welp took 100mg dph
should kick in in half hour
probably just get really sleepy

>>10144110
Is it really 2018? What the hell happened last year?

>>10144047
i'm about to say fuck it and buy a sheet cake and a bottle of vodka

>>10144135
If you want to experience delirium you need to take five times that. No joke.

But why would you want to? I did once when I was a teen and it made me retarded for a day (as in actually cognitively impaired... made me fail a math test). I also kept having violent spasms every time I would start drifting off to sleep and I had lingering spasms (though less violent and frequent) for days after I did it.

The effects sucked too and might actually be dangerous if you're not used to it. It's not like a "fun" hallucination. These hallucinations are scary and you can't tell them apart from reality so you might hurt yourself.

>>10144073
Brandy

Only 4 beers tonight feels good trying my best to stay positive no point in being down all the time. Maybe tommorow I'll feel better and want to communicate with people at work. Be safe tonight alckys.

>>10144141
buy vodka, good deli pickles and plain lay's chips. mix vodka with v8. sounds good

>>10144121
There's no such thing as a poop flake. Everybody knows that.

>>10144047
Why do olives go so well with booze lads?

>>10144153
>If you want to experience delirium you need to take five times that. No joke.
do not wish to do that
im just tired now

Why isn't malt liquor common in Canada?

>>10144112
This is actually hilarious.

>>10144343
Fuck Canada, I was on my way to Toronto to visit a buddy and we stopped to get gas in some random town. I asked where I could get some beer and the lady was like "oh, I'm sorry but this is a dry town, you'll have to drive another 40 miles to the next city". Fucking ridiculous.

>>10144362
>dry town

literally all of my wats

was sober for 5 days, all well, met up with gf for pints after her job the other day. fast forward to now am hungover as fuck after a 3 day binge got a job interview in an hour and too hungover to go. So.... having a couple of beers then go anyway.

>>10144360

Fuck you and that AIDS ridden queer Steve Jobs. I met her years before that fucking stupid voice app was ever a thought in anyone's mind.

Is it a good idea to drink when sick?

>>10144391
>So.... having a couple of beers then go anyway.
that's the spirit

>>10144422
>Is it a good idea to drink
no

>>10144422

the alcohol will disinfect you

>t. university of broscience

>>10144362
Yup went there with my family one time thought I would sneak away to the gas station for a 6 pack or 40 oz. Was told they only sell beer at supermarkets or something what a shit hole. God bless you Canadian alcks

>>10144432
I can actually stop at any time. I sometimes wonder why you all just don't either. I can only assume the majority of the posters here are larping.

>>10144137
one long bender

>>10144449
>I can actually stop at any time
But you don't

>>10144422
No, but being sick AND having withdrawals is worse. Just be careful, mixing alcohol and drugs can seriously fuck you up, and not always in a good way.

>tfw you realize your real addiction is strip clubs and alcohol is just a symptom

does anyone else here always keep a big supply of lucozade on hand to help with the head pain

>>10144472
Don't know that feel. Strip clubs always made me uncomfortable. Sleazy and depressing. I'd seriously rather just bang a desperate fat girl or stay home watching porn. Also, I doubt you'd become an alcoholic drinking at strip clubs. You'd go broke before you became an addict.

ugh just stood up and got a huge headrush
noticed i was kinda walking "funny"

>>10144485
Well, I'm in a third world country and the currency and expectations are very weak for strippers. The strip club also has a special on the locally manufactured rum to get a 275ml bottle for about $15 USD. This is essentially where all my discretionary income goes.

I typically don't eat all day, go to the club ( here now) spend my meal money + a little extra and buy the bottle.

A dance here is $5 vs the $20 in the US. I also go to the shittiest one in town to avoid seeing anyone I know. Roof literally leaks.

I also get off on rejecting the girls so I don't spend that much. I'm a sick fuck who enjoys saying no and manipulating the ones I dance with to mock the others etc. Truthfully it makes me feel powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0
Whoever posted this dude in the last thread, thank you. Been researching him and listening to his shit, and he was real talented

>>10144508
Well, you're an asshole, but I'm a drunk loser so I can't really judge. At least your situation makes more sense. Strip clubs in the US are fucking horrible. Cheers.

>>10144542
I am an asshole, but I don't know what in my post would give that impression. These women are getting paid and know full well what I like. They're naturally catty and call each other ugly whores all the time. Playing them off each other is fun, is that what makes me an asshole in your view? That's fine.

I'm a misogynist and I have no regrets.

>>10144547
Because they're garbage people, and you're just as trash as them. Except you also pay for blue balls while you're at it.

>>10144565
In my country, strip clubs are just advertisement for prostitutes. Rest assured I get blown by them when I choose to.

I'm a married guy. I'm just a kid, 22, but had to marry because I knocked her up.
She was my first girlfriend. I had a tremendous crush on her since 2013, and it continued, until I finally drunkenly met her two years later and things went good from there. She was never really good with me. I knew she liked me, somehow, at least I didn't disgust her. One year together, and I had to go to another city to study. I don't want to make this too long, so I'll just tell you that she was being TOO friendly with other guy (who, being honest, was way more attractive than me). Everybody was sincerely telling me that she was probably cucking me emotionally with him (they never saw them kissing nor anything). But the way they texted, God damn, she never told me she liked my eyes, nor anything about me actually, unlike that guy. GOD FUCKING DAMN, even before going out of town, she had some friends who talked to her like a slut, and she called other guy sexy (and he was). Other guy told her to get a dildo to ride all night long. And she slightly flirted with some guy over Facebook.
And I forgave her. I was autistically in love with her.
Around one year later, more or less, we started having the very same problem with another guy. They would tell me she was always with him, he would walk her home, and talk every day. I confronted her, and she told me It wasn't a problem. That she was confused. I told her she had to cut contact with that guy if she really wanted to be with me. She told me she was going to. Some day, she posted a Facebook status on his wall, about a huge abyss who had to separate them. My family saw it. I guess I was that abyss.
We had problems everyday until, someday, a week before my birthday, she cut contact with me. She sent me a picture of a ridiculously little scratch on her arm and told me "look at what you made me do". It seriously made me chuckle.

Sorry for the blog post. I'll keep typing just because I have to say it.

>>10144576
That doesn't make it any better. If anything, it makes you more one with the garbage.

>>10144047
Former alk here of 7 years.

I still check back here as a reminder of where I was. Just want to tell you guys you can get out of this if you really want to. It's really hard though.

If anybody wants any advice or support I'll offer it.

Pic related. This is what sobriety and a stable job has given me. I am finally going to have a car soon after 7 years.

>>10144603

is that 20s an 5s man?

Fucking get back on the sauce

>>10144582
That's fine anon. I hope your judgemental attitude makes you feel better. I mean that too. Throw any abuse you need to if it would make you feel better.

>>10144547
>>10144565
>>10144576
>>10144582
I think this thread's going a bit off the rails. I called the dude an asshole in the spirit of solidarity. These threads aren't really for being at each other's throats. Let's all shake hands and be dirtbags together, okay?

>>10144577
You guys are both fucking stupid and wrong. You're probably naive and then overreact at shit, and she's probably taking dick, which is the only line that should be drawn, not any of this faggy "oh they flirted or were friendsly at each other."

Either way, you both have a kid, so grow the fuck up and stop being so selfish. The boatta ya.

>>10144324
salt?

>>10144612
I don't feel anything but an abstract form of disgust. I know there are garbage people with nothing really redeemable about them, but actually hearing their stories just feeds my nebulous resentment

>>10144603
good work man

>>10144616
That's what I'm doing at the moment.
I wanted to type all that shit to try to explain why I'm now in a deadbed marriage with a nagging woman who wouldn't give me a blowjob to save her life.

I knocked her up in one of our yearly pity virginess - keeping anal sex and my cock slipped.

Meh, it's not like I can complain. If you saw me irl you would pity her for being now tied to me.

>>10144615
Huh? No worries man.
>>10144628
I hope you find some degree of happiness.

>>10144616
BTW, all of your friends, her friends and your family telling you that she was cucking you is not overreacting.
I know I should have ended it there, but, you know, I was desperate.

Wanna know the worst part? She's damn ugly

>>10144608
It's 1200 which to me before would have seemed unachievable. That's minus the 1500 and some change I had to pay the state for my dwis from 7 fucking years ago. I've been sober (for the most part) since December.

>>10144630
Thank you it was really hard. I still get urges sometimes and I had a slip up new years Eve. Went on a 2 day bender blew 800 and ended up in fucking jail. Fucking alcohol man.

Amerifags, best whiskey handle for ~$25 in the southeast?

>>10144643
Friendly advice, which is corny as shit, just follow the golden rule. Treat her awesome, and although she may take advantage at first or initially be a manipulative cunt, if it's genuine the love will be returned.

Or if she's a real piece of shit who doesn't even care about a stable household to raise both of yours' child, then there's not much redeemable. But try the first option first and stick at it even after the inevitable seem-like-forever setbacks.

4mg of Phenibut tonight

>>10144668
you mean grams?

>>10144668
I've tried weed, benzos, codeine all that shit made me want to drink, felt bored after codeine and went to buy booze, same same with benzos, everytime i took some i'd feel like I need something and i'd just go buy booze

Phenibut feels really nice, zero anxiety, feel super nice, first time doing it today wasnt feeling that good 3 hours after taking my first 1.5mg and even thought i'd go to a bar but everything's alright now i'm enjoying it alot.

>>10144678
yes 4g

>>10144663
What do you think I did for the last two years? I was fucking happy I was going to found a family with "the love of my life".
After a year and a half of celibacy, nagging, calling me disgusting, threatened to kick me out, whispering bad shit about me to my girl and after I stopped giving a shit and now she calls me a fucking alcoholic and disgusting.
Hell, we didn't even fuck at our weddings night. That blind first year was the best of my life tho.

>>10144662
I live in the Rust Belt, but I feel like bourbon prices are going to be pretty fucking good in the Southeast. You'll have your pick. Ezra Brooks is about the lowest of the bottom shelf I'll go, but you should definitely be able to find the likes of Buffalo Trace, Evan William Single Barrel, WT101 (although, did they end that line already? Can't remember; it's not available in my state anymore, fucking po-dunk ass Ohio). You may be able to find Jim Beam BiB or Old Granddad BiB for around that price or not much more. I highly recommend OGD BiB. Best bourbon for the money, no question.

>>10144648
pics

>>10144690
Dude fuck that shit sounds like she is subhuman trash. Do something about it

lol @ the dude next to me in the bar that asks if they take AmEx and then orders a gin and tonic Bombay Sapphire, gets told that they have xyz gin instead, chooses Hendricks and says he's never heard of it before. and wants to double check he didn't order a hundred dollar per shot gin, bartender explains that luckily gin is a quick distill, so even mid level gins at a slightly fancy bar will never reach "shit that's expensive" prices like a whiskey would. nonetheless, no bartender worth their salt would suggest a liquor more than a few dollars above the original price point the client wanted without letting them know.

needless to say, dude needed "calamari" explains to him and then orders two dinners to eat alone.

>>10144745
She's not. She's only like any other woman. I typed that first paragraph to put it in context. Why would she need to cling to other men's attention (even if it wasn't going to lead to anything sexual)?
Because I can't provide that spark other men do.
Put you in her shoes. A clingy beta faggot knocked you up by accident and now you have to live the rest of your life with him. What kind of woman would have any respect for someone who had so little self steem to be willing to jeep "fighting for her" after you were clearly trying to get the sexual attention from other guys, while giving him zero of that, and then trying to get rid of him but he didn't just get it, then you cut him out, then you didn't want to be alone so you went back to him. And you got pregnant with that loser.
I feel bad for her. I was stupid and now we both have to pay for my mistake.

>>10144768
And why are you telling us that?

>>10144768
I have no idea what the fuck your point is, but Hendrick's is usually pretty pricey at a bar. Bombay Sapphire is too, although not quite as much. Also, a totally different kind of gin. If you want a London dry, go with Beefeater. It's plentiful and doesn't suck. Hendrick's is awful in G&Ts. I go with Boodle's if they have it, but usually they don't.

>>10144782
oh rite, sorry "i'm at home, should i get another fifth? i just shit myself, my mom says "no more" does anymore think that they drink too much? DAE vodka??"

Can I drink on naltrexone? Already 4-5 drinks in. Can I take it?

>>10144776

That kid didn't ask to be a part of this shit.

Grow the fuck up and be there for him, or given him to someone who can. That goes for your shitty baby mama too. And yes, that means not being a fucking alcoholic.

>>10144305
well I got vodka, redbull, and a loaf of french bread.
good enough

>>10144919
That's what hurts, man. I love my little girl. And after the day I got married, I stopped drinking, and after months, I would just drink once a month. I started drinking every day on vacations from school (a bottle of wine, which compared to half a litter of vodka I used to drink back then, it's nothing) since I had to realize how my life has been, and how it had impacted in my wife's too. I mostly do it just so I can escape at nights. I work and study. I do great in both things. I only drink on weekends because I have to be functional. But I'm worried my baby will have to grow up in a home where her parents didn't get along quite well. I'm not confrontative, but my wife is really passive - aggressive.
I want my baby to be happy. But I can't fake a superficial smile knowing what's going on.

I really think it would be better if we get a divorce. We are very young, she can find another man. I would still provide for her. But this is not working at all.
At this point I just want to be left alone, and go visit my baby on my way back from school.

If you're drinking hard because of a girl you're a grade A bitch

Happy conception day faggots.

>>10144985
We've all got our reasons, but it's rarely just a girl. And even if it is, the results are all the same. Fuck off. Being a hard drinker is rough no matter how you came by it.

>>10144985
Girl is one of many excuses for me to drink. no girl, and i still would drink

>>10144906
I used to.

>tfw want to get drunk on spirit without having to mix, but too much of a tastebudlet to enjoy the taste of anything but expensive rum

>>10145136
If you let cheap vodka sit in your mouth it will burn off all your taste buds.

>>10145148
not a bad plan

>>10144073
wesley

>>10145134

I love lego-posting. I owned most of what I've seen so far.

>>10144906
It will make you not want to dink. You'll be like, 'I have a buzz going on, but wtf is this beer shit? It's poison'.

>>10145191
It's great. I'm thinking about buying a few sets I had when I was a child.

>>10144615
Shut up asshole I'm trying to drown my woes with wine and music in peace

>wake
>shake
>puke
>realise it's valenchads day
>look to other side of bed, taytay is apparently STILL lost and yet to find her way home
>drag zombie-like self to shop
>see valentines day cards come in PACKS OF FIVE
>Buy ALLLLL the alcohol
Yeah nah fuck today. Blackout asap pls

I am going to pretentious pub this friday. Requesting most pretentious and obscure, but real cocktails.

>>10145462

Order their most expensive whiskey and just pound that shit. Not recommended if you're poorfag scum.

>>10145473
It is pretentious pub, not luxurious. I went there one year ago and ordered b52 with absinthe (or b53 I don't really know). It was lit, so before I was going to succ it with straw I blew fire away. People said that not the right way to drink. Won't straw just melt? I don't get it.

I am going to drink but I have to go to another walmart across my city because I am becoming too familiar at my local one.

>>10145483
I'm sure my local has memorized my credit card number.

>>10145483
How often do you buy at local store?

>>10145483

>still having shame

Give it a year youngblood. You'll start going without showering wearing dirty ass clothes and reeking of liquor.

>>10145493
I am only missing liquor smell. Anyway, still courious how to drink b-52.

>>10145493
already there

>>10145490
when i have a job i go to liquor stores but i have a $100 dollar gift card and waiting on my small tax refund and just recently quit my job so I am not trying to spend my real money at the moment until i find another job.

local stores? i drink a pint or more of vodka everyday or whatever is cheaper or on sale

>>10145498
like he said I do not really like to smell like liquore but i wear torn sweatpants, must sweaters, plain all black vans, its really how you carry yourself and no one notices your scuffiness

For me, it is the 5L boxed dark red blend.

Winter depression creeps in like a bitter chill. Blackout time.

>>10145507
musty* sweaters

>>10145501
I know a person and he drinks erry day because : "Uhh, well because I didn't drink anything yet today". Why do you drink so much?

>>10145513
miss my dead grandpa, all friends are fake now, love is a waste of time after college, family has too much money, no need to move forward in life, what else is there to do anymore these days?

>>10145523
Usual struggles, I see. Aren't you tired of drinking alco? Well if you are rich then invest a bit and then do drugs. Always drinking is boring.

>>10145523

At least you're not a poorfag. You can take some solace in the fact that you'll drink yourself to death without worrying about rent, mortgages or other wagecuck shit like trying to keep your job.

>>10145531
I barely get drunk anymore so yeah not tired but not over it yet.
>>10145554
I think if I was a poor fag I would not be in this situation lol I would be too busy working.

Day 3 : eat food first time in week, decent shit
Day 4: No food yet, literally liquid yellow shits half the day
End of day 4: Eat through the shits and nothing
Day 5: GIANT TOILET CLUGGER SHIT THAT RIPS MY ASSHOLE

>why.xml

>>10145561
it was probably from that one day of being healthy lol

>>10145561
sober days after a week long bender btw

>>10145559
>I would be too busy working.
Poor people are poor mostly because they work very least they need to.

>>10145591
Oh I mean there would be more to achieve in my eyes, maybe that's why my family is not poor, but I lost that drive a long time ago.

>>10145591
work's for jerks.

Anyone think it would be worth it to get my TWIC card?

>>10145591

How old are you?

>>10145597

What's that for? Don't tell me you're thinking about doing scab work at some port. Have some self respect lad.

>>10145605
any work on rigs/ships/ports requires clearance card

>>10145600
12
Also great post fellow 4channer.

>>10144603
No offense, but are you black?

>>10145619
>Corn flakes on the bed.
Of fucking course he's black.

>>10145609

What do you do? Sailor, roustabout, dive tender, or welder? Obviously you're not a lonshoreman.

>apartment maintenance making rounds to change filters
>quickly shove empty beer cases and vodka bottles under sink
My apartment may be messy but at least he won't know I'm an alcoholic

>>10145625
I want to do roustabout work but idc at this point, I need something

The worst part of drinking isn't the health problems or feeling like shit all the time.

The worst part is the time it takes, drinking all evening, getting over the hangover all day, then repeat.

Got the components for a new computer but been putting off building it for a month. Overgrown shaggy hair because it would take away part of my Saturday to get it cut. Got another 80 hours work on a credential to do which would increase my income 5k come next pay review, haven't done shit on in in 3 months.

Fuck drinking. I like it but wish I could restrict myself to just Saturday night or something.

>>10145735
>getting over the hangover all day
Try 4 days, even with a taper. The fear is relentless.

>>10145735
WOOOO
This was me yesterday or the day before.

>>10145741
The fog takes 3 days to fully clear for me but I'm up and functional by about 11am the next day.

How much do you drink?

>>10145735
if you drink all the time, you don't get the same severity of hangovers so long as you stay hydrated. The biggest killer with drinking is that it's a diuretic and totally dessicates you.

not condoning alcoholism, tho. it's a pretty awful thing to do to yourself, and there's zeros sympathy for people who die because of it.

>>10145747
Still alive I see.

Just posting a comfy pic from my hometown this morning

>>10145841
Looks pretty cool.

>>10145876
yeah looks to be freezing

>round up all my empties and cans
>empty piss bottles
>everything in the back of my car out of sight ready to be returned for deposit

I kind of feel like celebrating by drinking

>>10146067
Don't give in to temptation. Prove to yourself that you're strong enough to go without. Then celebrate that achievement with a drink.

>>10145735
It's come to the point where I literally spend the entire day drinking and shitposting.

>muh WDs
>muh DTs
Fuckin cry babies

>>10144047
Well I got up before dawn today as usual after a typically poor sleep, started to slowly slip into the beginnings of withdrawal, brutally puked and shit for a while, shakes, and then I started drinking.
I've got no other plans today, but I am feeling a bit better.

>>10144472
This but casinos. Got locked up for heating now I gotta do a whole ass load of community service. My mate was a true hero though, had a whole pocket full of Smirnoff shooters ready when they let me out

>>10146145
Cheating*

>>10145659
Sauce on anime?

>>10144073
Carolyn
we broke up pretty much a year ago, around valentines day, after 2+ years of dating and being close for another 2. We still hang out now and then and we actually almost got close to getting back together a couple times over the summer but nothing happened and every time it was a little like breaking up again. I've accepted that it's over but I'm still not over her. Don't want to be with anyone else right now. Haven't seen her in two weeks and had a dream about her last night.

Ah well. Its not so bad when I'm sober. I can't 'drown out the feelings' but everything is so much more miserable when I'm poisoning myself on the daily.

>>10145876
>>10145944

Northern Michigan m8

I think literally the only beverages I've consumed in the past 6 months were water, vodka, and black coffee

>>10146509
Pretty much exactly the same here, except I do make fruit smoothies sometimes to stop me from being dead.

I think I need to go buy a thiamin supplement.
I didn't realize how hard it is to keep enough of it in your system when you barely eat.

Are you guys still eating a lot of pork?

Are you guys still into bologna?

>making chili with Serrano peppers
>accidentally forgot to wash my hands and took a piss

My dick is burning like a mfer

Is sober life worth living? Holy fucking shit I’m so bored and depressed

rly need to stop

>>10146972
I just did and I feel worse than ever. Absolutely nothing to live for now.

Five days sober today. Physically feeling fine now, and slept great last night, but can't stop thinking about having a drink. When is the redness and puffiness in my face going to start to fade? A few years ago, I looked very young for my age, but my skin has just gone to shit as the drinking accelerated.

>>10144073

i am trying to take a break from drinking but my ex contacting around valentimes is just too much

>>10145162

i feel like fucking shit

Feels
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ie9FJl3PAM

two days sober fuckfaces

>>10147179
how are the shakes/wds?

>>10146141
that sounds nice.

>>10145136
>Caring about how something tastes

I remember those days.

>>10145483
> Not cycling through at least 6 locations.

Step up senpai

Getting down to 500ml a day and taking multivitamins is really starting to help.
Slowing feeling physically better

>>10147016
Holy shit she's qt. Good luck anon

>>10147310
Aren’t you incredibly bored and depressed?

>>10147179
No one cares

>>10147325
500ml of 80 proof is enough that I do not get too bored, depressed though as my wife just left me.
I fluctuate between 450-600ml a day. But I am trying to hold to 500ml a day till I can go down to 375-400ml a day but I doubt I want to go lower than that.
I am just frustrated with the lack of freedom I have with my 24/7 on call job. I cannot even walk out of the room 75% of the time. Being a caretaker is suffering. So the few moments I get of peace alleviate the boredom, as I always have that 1-5 broken hours of peace a day to look forward to.

>>10144776
>A clingy beta faggot knocked you up by accident and now you have to live the rest of your life with him.
Let's be honest, you're fully aware that she had other options.

>>10147363
This

>>10147356
>caretaker

Elderly or mentally ill? Either was it sounds pretty shit. My friend was a nurse at an old folks home before she got a job at a nice hospital. Shit sucks.

>>10147363
I always were. Didn't you read the other posts?

for my WD's it's the peperoncinis and pickles, drink the juice straight too.

>>10147380
Other options in regards to the kid. She didn't have to go through with it, and she didn't have to rely on you to bring it up.

>>10147372
Both
Currently taking care of a lady with alzheimers.

Finally got around to eating something today after 3 days of nothing. Runny Egg Yolks are heavens mana.

>>10147419
need some toast to mop them up with tbqh

>>10147419
Buy watermelon. Ready-cut so you’ve no excuse to feel too weary and just let it rot. Peanut butter, raisins and honey are also great.

>>10147442
Oh, and nuts and seeds. You can just leave them laying around wherever you drink, they’re instant and tasty, and full of the B1 you’re constantly depleting by boozing.

I need to cook this ground beef in the fridge.
I have the ingredients to make cheeseburgers.

Should I?
I have burgers, seasoning, bacon ,onion and tomato. and some condiments.
I think I should try and do something normal for once today.

>>10147478
Do this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d5h2MNgjH-Q
Then this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>>10147478
as long as you don't get drunk and pass out while making them sure

>>10147478
yes

>>10144047
Got shitfaced last night, fought with gf, fought with female friend, made an ass of myself in public. I feel like shit and everyone hates me

>>10147499
>not making a classic smashburger

enjoy your meatloaf you drunk bastard

>>10147502
Waking up to the fear while dealing with that kind of cringe is quite a thing.

>>10147502
With the honesty of anonymous posting, can you explain the whole "got so drunk I made everyone hate me" thing?

Because when I get blackout drunk the worst I do is tell people how much I appreciate them. I don't mean that in some "I'm so great" way, I just don't understand it at all and I would like to know what it is that leads people to acting that way. I don't want to fight, I don't want to start shit, I want to just have fun and forget what real life is.

I dunno, I don't know how to word it without sounding like I'm saying "boy, you're shit. I'm not shit. Tell me what its like to be shit. Did I mention I'm not shit?"

Because that's really not what I'm trying to do and I fucking hate when people do that

>>10147535
Not that guy, but the longer my binges last, the more ill and toxic I become, and after months of it I’m irritable as hell. It’s really bad, I wish alcohol didn’t exist.

>>10146685
This is just my personal opinion. No, it's not. I will take the aches and pains and hangovers over being sober any time. Every time I'm sober for more than a few days my depression gets so much worse and I come close to killing myself. I'm talking hot gun to my head finger on the trigger close. Then I down some alcohol and I'm back to my peaceful place. Say what you will about the awful effects of alcohol, but I would take them over suicide any day.

I don't know, guys... Family is going out of town and I managed two days off in a row. All I want to do is buy a bottle of whiskey and play vidya... No one would know. I haven't had a drink in 5 weeks

>>10147544
fuck me I'm dumb. I guess in my head I was just kind of assuming subconsciously that its people who are happy, then flip the switch once they get drunk enough.

Would you say it's more that you're already kind of in that state somewhat, but restrained and less intense, then if you get drunk enough it just magnifies it?

I'm unhappy and hooked on booze and weed, nothing else (thank god), but I'm still pretty functional, I could see if things slid significantly further I could go in that direction. At my worst I didn't fight people, but that toxicity still came out through tears and anxiety. I guess maybe its just different expressions of the same dissatisfaction

>>10147570
It’s largely an exacerbation of the vile, poisoned, paranoid feel I have all of the time, but when I black out it’s something different. I’m no longer myself, no longer in control, I... fuck, I can’t even talk about this stuff while sober. It’s too horrific. Fuck me I need a drink.

>>10147499
Too late
>>10147500
Nope I already made em
>>10147501

So I got a few bites into both burgers for some reason and it was nice greasy and delicious until I looked over at the counter and realised I forgot the cheese.

Pretty good though

Omfg withdrawal horn is annoying. Leave me alone ffs

>>10147653
do people dealing with terminal alcoholism just all inherently know these terms? Is it like an established lingo?

Took me 5ever to figure out that you're talking about increased libido during withdrawals, but I think I might just be retarded

>>10147674
So people call it hangover horn also
But Horn or Horny was always slang for being heavily aroused.
You may also still be retarded though.

>>10147685
oh shit look at that, there's so many results for the term. Goddam, I never made the connection between the day after drinking and horniness, I just kind of assumed I'd jack off more after drinking because it distracts you from the shame of your disability.

I learned a new thing about my broken brain today, thank you anon

>>10147690
It's fine, besides the increased libido through the roof it also gives a pretty feel good sensation and makes me feel temporarily calm.
Although sometimes I don't get it at all and go a while without fappin or sex.
Although some other times I cannot get it to go down for even a second I will tear the skin off of it.

It's a tossup.
And your brain probably is broken.

Anyone else frequently find themselves relapsing just to get some damn sleep? Being this tired eventually becomes worse than drinking to the point of unconsciousness

Anyone ever try NAC supplements?

Supposedly it can prevent or lessen brain and liver damage from heavy alcohol use, but it sounds too good to be true

>>10147558
Since you've been a hard drinker/alcoholic, what is the longest you've gone sober?

>>10147002
How much and for how long were you drinking? Things take a while to go back to normal, but when they do, it's more than worth it

>don’t check bank balance since about August last year
>card declined today
>reluctantly check balance, ohshitohshitonshit
>apparently spent almost 8 grand on utter shit since I last checked
>current balance: 51p overdrawn
Fucking lol. My life is about to get so much worse.

Drank two 40s of steel reserves last, felt like shit all day. Going to stay sober for a while and focus on my studies. Fuck hangovers eh

>>10147544
I know what you mean. If I get a good sober or at least low-level drinking streak going, then when I do drink I don't feel as stressed and uncomfortable.

After picking up the pace and drinking more and more (which always ends up happening, sooner or later), I become more anxious and irritable, which inevitably spirals until I end up doing something I really regret...

>>10147754
I guess I'm lucky that after a couple days of sobriety I can fall asleep without much trouble. But I try not to keep my benders going too long

Well idk whether to cringe or to cry. I'm the anon who moved back in with his mom after a decade living in another city before the gf broke up w/ me and kicked me out.
Today my mom came home from work with Buffalo Wild Wings and a valentines day card. "You are loved, today and always"

>>10144603
Jesus christ did you really overdraft your bank account to withdraw $875 to show off on a mongolian weaving fan board?

>>10148296

>being poor

If I see you on the streets I'll throw you a dub little homie.

Lmfao. My ex hookup got arrested yesterday


http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20180213/ferndale-woman-faces-felony-charge-of-assaulting-boyfriend-who-wouldnt-move-in-with-her

>>10147079
>ew, faggot!

>>10148390
I’ve conclusively decided that I’m having nothing to do with crazy chicks any more. As good as the sex is, shit is not worth it.

>>10148390
You musta been pretty desperate m8

Been sober since New Years. What is that, 45 days? I work out all the time and feel great, but i still think about alcohol multiple times throughout the day. I've had a few times this past week where i was convinced i was going to cave and stop by the liquor store after work, but i just drive by it. I guess i have to come to terms with the fact that I'll always want to drink even though nothing good comes of it. Even when I go to the grocery store and walk by rubbing alcohol i have a passing thought of "I'd drink that." I have a few times in the past...

Is it shameful for a grown man to have vodka/soda as his drink of choice?

I’m going to kill myself. Not soon I don’t imagine, but accidents aside, I am near-certain that I will one day commit suicide. Life just keeps getting worse and worse, and I instantly go into withdrawal if I drink just once, so I can’t even drink any more to make things remotely tolerable. I can’t go on like this forever.

>>10148633
Don’t see why it should be.
Don’t know how you can stand it though. Either ridiculously sweet or tastes like a laboratory. Vodka and water is where it’s at imo.

>>10148654
Oh no, by "soda" I meant club soda / seltzer water. Fuck sugary children's drinks, especially in my booze.

>>10148671
Why would you think it’s shameful? Vodka is the purest alchie fuel there is

>>10148689

For sure. I don't know how some of you guys drink whiskey or wine. Those hangovers are dreadful.

What's the best drink to numb the pain of tfw no gf?

>>10144153
No shit, certain analogs of delirients classify as chemical warfare agents through means of aerosol spray: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate

>>10148770
Same drink as tfw recent divorce.

Anything with an alcohol content.
All I know is being with her, from high school sweethearts to married for 7 years and now it just ended and I cannot blame her because it was my fault.

I'm swapping between Jim Beam and Vodka Cranberry the past few days.
I have never cared about valentines day till now.

What are you drinking friend?

>>10145209
oh shit i had three of those
i still wish i hadn't given my literal thousands of dollars worth of legos away
i'm way too old for that crap, but i miss the way they sounded when you swished them all around in the bin looking for that one goddamn tiny little piece you only had two of

>>10148849
A mix of grape juice, lemon juice, and vodka.

I'll go finish off the rest of that bottle of vodka neat, then I'll work on a bottle of rum I got recently (Plantation).

>>10146685
it's boring as shit, but at the same time it's really interesting to be able to eat like a pig 24/7, actually taste everything, watch shitty network tv until 5:00 am without passing out, and just in general be aware of what's happening around you
-t. been too broke for booze for 2 wks for the first time in 15 years

>love getting hammered
>love videogames
>can't do both simultaneously
What kind of hell is this.

>>10148882
Ahh I am doing mostly Vodka-Cranberry/Grapefruit juice/lemonade/orange juice now.

Tip your glass or coffee mug ( in my case ) and have a drink with me.

Any Idea on what I should do tonight?

>>10148893
If you can't game while hammered then your reflexes need serious help.

>>10148926
I remember the first time I played Dark Souls I got to the Gaping Dragon and got my shit kicked in repeatedly.

I took a break for a few hours, drank some rum and came back to fight the Gaping Dragon. Beat him on the first try.

>>10148926
>>10148963
These, there's a level of drunk where you go godmode. Then you say "heyyyyy, alcohol makes me play better"

Then you wake up with no more alcohol

im drunk somebody tell me not to invite friend over to drink more

>>10148976
don't do it unless your friend is already drunk too, otherwise it will be cringe as hell
When you invite someone over you should both drink at the same time

>>10148983
we're both drunks

>tfw fell asleep with cum sock on
>hangover and dick sock cemented to my cock
>almost skinned my dick pulling it off

I want to be drunk so bad lads but I HAVE to make it to work on time tomorrow or it'll be my ass. Seeing everyone out with their GFs having a good time is killing me. Would one drink hurt...

>>10149010
yes one drink would hurt

how about you go to work and not drink and once you have 2 - 3 days off, drink a shitload to make up for it

>>10149010
Get some decent vodka and mix it with some water or club soda. It's your best bet against a shitty hangover in the morning.

>>10149025
That being said, >>10149018 is absolutely right. If you really need to get hammered, delay your pleasure until the weekend or whatever and do it then.

>>10149029
In the morning, you'll be happy that you had the willpower to not drink and were able to get to work on time and sober. Losing your job over stupid-ass Valentines Day is not worth it.

>>10149029
>>10149056
You're right I'll hold off until tomorrow but god dammit this is going to be a long night

>back to drinking 3 handles a week

send help

>>10148992
then invite him, no problem there

>>10149188
Do you hold a job? Do you drink in the morning?

>>10149196
20yo Student in uni

Drinking every morning and skipping half my classes. College is being paid for by mommy and daddy, but that will almost certainly end this semester

>>10149220
Do your parents know about this?

>>10149224
They probably think I drink a "regular" amount like the average college student would, but they have no idea the actual amount I do drink and how physically addicted I am

>>10149238
This may be futile to say, but lay off the sauce, and if you're not happy with where you're going, then do something about it instead of giving up. You'll be a lot happier down the road if you do.

Also, don't take your youth for granted; it's a beautiful, wonderful thing to have while you have it. Before you know it you'll be cracking jokes about how old you are and pining for the "good old days."

>>10149238
Just drop out of college, get a job on some oil rigs make bank and drink to your hearts content all of those guys are alcoholics so nobody will judge you and you'll be making more money than anybody has a right to judge.

>>10145483
i do the same thing. sometimes i will drive a few miles away from my house to another store just so i do not have to see the same fucking faces

Assuming I have next to no tolerance for liquor, how much might it take for me to pee myself?

>>10149276
If you can handle the physical stress, isolation, and risk of severe injury or death for a decade or more, then yeah it's a great life decision.

>>10149315
half a liter of 40%

>>10144047

>finally quit drinking 2 weeks ago
>wasn't a hardcore alco, but couldn't go out without getting drunk
>not stumble and puke drunk, but "tell embarassing secrets and feel like shit the next day" drunk
>was drinking anywhere between 4 and 15 drinks every night, without fail
>decided to stop
>had minor withdrawals for two days (shaking, anxiety)
>today, bought a single beer as a test to see if I was over my addiction (self-enabling, really...)
>drank it, didn't taste too great despite it being my favourite commercial brew
>proud of myself for about 10 minutes for no longer craving beer

...but now that the alcohol has kicked in, I would kick a nun in the cunt to get another drink. Or 12.

>>10149357
based coopers

>>10149351
Can you guarantee I will? Like for sure? Do I need to drink a lot of water first?

>>10149315
I have only pissed myself once, but one thing I struggle with as a longtime alcoholic is shitting in my pants. It happens quite a bit, especially over the last year or so. I don't trust farts, and even coughing sometimes makes me shit a little. And sometimes the need just emerges really suddenly. I can't predict it. It especially sucks when I'm at work and I have to try to move carefully so my liquidy shit doesn't leak down to my underpants. I wear a pair of shorts under my pants and keep some fresh underwear in my car at all times.

>>10149409
You can guarantee it by just pissing your pants. Not that fucking hard but idk why you're asking these questions.

>>10149415
It's not important why I want to do it my dude, I just want it to be mostly accidental

>>10149414
What kind of underwear do you wear to contain alcohol shits

>>10149427
>It's not important why I want to do it my dude

No, it really kind of is.

>>10149427
I'm really curious about your evil plan
But yeah, drinking lots of water (and around 16 5% beers) should do the trick

>>10149442
it probably gives him a boner

>>10149435
Briefs, obviously. if I wore boxers the shit would almost certainly run down my leg. Also, I have a fat ass so if I only shit a tiny bit I can kind of "catch" most of it between my cheeks, and not really mess my underwear up too much. Or, if I do, I just take them off and either get the spare pair or just let my shorts protect my pants. And if that line of defense fails, I just freeball it and hope for the best.

>>10149442
Why is it important

>>10149446
I will tell you monetarily

>>10149453
Jokes on you, I already have a boner

Also is svedka any good?

>>10149455
>fat ass
Go on

>>10149470
>>10149442
This nigger is tryna get one of his mates to piss his pants

>>10149486
>implying I'm not trying to do it myself

>>10149473
What more is there to say? You drink a lot, you get a beer belly and a fat ass. I don't have tits or anything, but I've definitely got junk in the trunk.

>>10149486
Why not just use the warm water trick?

>>10149494
Nice

I did something bad when I was drunk last night

>>10149556
Confess you are sins.

>>10149563
I told my girlfriend I had an Erection and she didn't believe me

>>10149390

>G'day!

Quality stuff, that Coopers. My lefty mates tend to harp on me because the family that makes it donate to various happy-clapper charities. It's only made me drink it more ostentatiously -- as if my alcoholism were a political statement.

Any other stouts you'd recommend? Abbottsford invalid is alright, but I find it a little too sweet.

>>10149568
forgot pic

>>10149470

when you get to the point where you know that you're going to fall asleep as soon as you close your eyes you should first pound picture of water. Bam. Pissed pants. Though I used to oppsy about once a week drinking bottles of wine a night. I have never failed to convince myself it was sweat.

>>10148070
Please anon I'm not drunk enough for these feels right now

I miss my mom

>>10149577
Thanks you anon, I will put this in to practice very soon. Also what is your liquor of choice?

Why do you guys drink?

Me, I drink because no matter "how well" I'm doing, I feel empty inside and am sure I never lived up to my potential. I feel like a complete failure. I got kicked out of Harvard 4 years ago and I still can't get over it. I stare at gear and just cry. I look at the awards from the school and just cry. I look at T-shirts I have and just cry. Since I'll never graduate from there. I just fucking cry. Then I drink.

My first post in the thread / board so apologies if this isn't appropriate

>>10149603
I drink because I'm lazy and I hate myself. I have no idea how to not be shit and I have abandoned my friends on more than one occasion for long periods at the time.

>>10149603
That's rough m8, my heart goes out to you.

I drink because no matter how much I try I'm not comfortable being my sober self. My sober self is a sad, pathetic loser with no real drive or ambition that's going nowhere in life and has such an off putting sober personality that people avoid me...

But when I'm drunk and all of my inhibitions are gone, all of that doesn't matter and the only thing that matters is what drink is in front of me, what whore I'm talking to on a given night and what other drunk I made "friends" with. If I didn't have this I'd go insane from the loneliness and probably kill myself.

Took fiancé to a chophouse tonight. Spinach salad had bacon and onions in it. My old fashioned was disgusting. Coconut shrimp was obviously frozen served with a pear chutney that tasted horrible. Fiance ordered a $50 steak that was shit. My steak was shit. $160 dollarydoos down the drain fuck this shit.

>>10149641
To add, not that I get drive or ambition when drunk because obviously not but at that point I'm just interacting with other sad lonely losers so what does it matter. Sober people just make me feel like shit. I don't blame them because it's me being the piece of shit but still

Applied for a job at a place where they make malt
kek

>>10149603
Momentum. Started drinking when I was 21, realized it was easier to drink at home than at a bar where people can tell me I'm being a drunk piece of shit, and it just sort of snowballed from there. I don't have a specific reason. I mean, I am more social when I've had a few drinks, and being around people when not drunk is awful, but I never really made that conscious decision. That, combined with a high-stress life and depression just made drinking alcohol feel as natural to me as drinking water. I don't blame my drinking on my problems, but they did make it much easier to drink.

I turn into a douchebag when I drink

>>10149628
You can do it anon! It may or may not be too late with your old friends, but you can have new ones. Believe in yourself. I'm not going to say stop drinking, but it starts with a little sliver of hope.

>>10149641
Thanks man. I just realized spoilers don't work on this board. Heh. I know what you mean. How you feel is closer to how I feel than I care to admit. My ambition and drive is gone too. Talking to other drunks has gone from fun to depressing to me though. Especially since I'm only 27, many times it's like looking at my future. These days I just drink alone, cry and sleep. Push forward anon. We need an IRL drinker community maybe. Or maybe that's what AA is supposed to be. Don't know, never been.

>>10149664
I hear you. You sound more balanced and self-aware than most. Being miserable while sober around other sober people is hellish at best. What makes your life high-stress? Any way to reduce it. Try and reduce it anon.

>>10149673
I was in love with one of them lol, taught me a good lesson about how to not treat someone you love.

>>10149674
I see. Keep learning lessons. I hope you make it through this.

>>10149680
I don't really have a choice desu

>>10149664
I know that feel. I drink mostly because boredom. High stress life during the day and when I get off work I just go home and, if I’m sober, just worry about shit for the next day. Or, I could chug beer and chill for a few hours. The weird thing is, everyone thinks I’ve got a great job but really I wish I was just an accountant or office worker or something.

already started texting random people
wish me luck so I don't over cringe myself guys

>>10149829
Turn your phone off

>>10149574
>>10149568
I drank that for a while when I was at uni. The glass-bottled Guinness Extra Stout is okay, and there are some great micro brew hipster imperial stout shit that will cost you a fortune, but nothing beats coopers stout. Their dark ale is nice too.
>It's either coopers stout, or you're getting knocked the fuck out.

>>10144449
>I can stop at anytime
You seem to be the real LARPer in this thread.
>>10144462
also this.

>>10149829
>>10149878
Dear god just turn it off and leave it in a different room. Seriously. I'm not fucking kidding, this is what you should really do.

Are we allowed to laugh at reddit here? https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/7xlm69/my_friend_just_told_me_i_cant_be_her_bridesmaid/

>>10147777
Heard about that too. Supposedly used by /fit/fags on gear to help protect their livers.

I'm taking milk thistle myself at the moment. Don't know if it really works or if it's just a placebo but hey, better safe than sorry. ;)

>>10150030
I mean, she is fat but there are enough fat people in the world that a size 16 dress isn't that hard to find. Not that I would know. Sounds like her friend just doesn't want her to be a part of it.

>>10150058
I think it's hilarious that a fatass piece of shit had to go to the obese neckbeards of reddit for sympathy.
and if i was a chick getting married, i wouldn't want an elephant standing near me for pictures either

>>10150030
>>10150058
in that thread
>Size 16 is barely above average! I'm that size now
>F/43/5'4" Current Weight:198

i drank on naltrexone for the first time today. it was weird. the first few drinks felt like being sober and tipsy simultaneously, like my mind was steadier than my body. eventually the drunk caught up with my head, but i can still very much see how the drug minimizes the euphoric aspect of alcohol

>>10150092
>>10150080
I'm not defending her, I'm just saying it's not hard to find. She is definitely a fantasy though.
t. Tailor

>>10150144
I meant fatass, that's what I get for mobileposting

>>10150058
oh, definitely. her friend just didn't want a fat bridesmaid in her photos. weak shit imo, but women do obsess over their weddings like that

>>10150092

post pix of feet plz whale

>>10150163

>>10150174

this makes me the sperm whale

HMMMM

>>10150187
Mine isn't that high. I'm a tailor.

hey guys

super drunk right now, playin some overwatch and shit

slowly devolving into dangerous alcoholic territory but willfully ignorant of that fact

how's everyone else doin

>>10150216

5 days sober ... until 3 days ago now i am drinking cans of heineken and arguing semantics on facebook news pages with middle aged women....

>>10150216
I'm doing pretty good because I'm a tailor.

>>10150188
>>10150224

It seems pretty clear you wanna talk about the fact that you're a tailor, so just go.

>>10150248
No I dont

>>10150250
Sorry anon, I shouldn't have judged you

>>10150252
I forgive you

>>10150224
>>10150248
>>10150250
>>10150252
>>10150255

>>10150274
What are you implying?

>>10150291
just happy you guys are so friendly

Pissed em

I can't even drink an entire beer without getting a headache and I'm 6' 230. WTF is wrong with me?

>>10150390
You have the heads up problem

>>10150390
Are you of East Asian racial stock?

>>10150423
No

>>10150423
I'm actually the guy who posted. No, I'm German/Italian American mutt master race.

>>10150414
What's that?

I'm getting pissed to this tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjXsc0UjdQ

What about you guys

>>10150374
how was it

>>10149651
I got fired from the Jim beam factory last year for drinking there all shift every day

>>10150710
Did you get any kuniscunny? :3

>>10144073
Sam
>tfw she got me a vday present and I didn't get her one
>"just spend vday with me, anon, i'll be off work in the afternoon"
>tfw slept off a hangover throughout the whole day

And of course I'm drunk again because I can't control myself so I won't be able to hang out with her. What the fuck is wrong with me

>>10150721
>kuniscunny
What does this mean

>>10150902
the pic is of mila kunis, so did you get her cunny(cunt)?

>>10147570
I would say I'm basically always depressed, but once I get really drunk, it's the restraint that goes out the window, I no longer keep it to myself and I have no problem telling people how shit everything is, or to fuck off.

>Only shave when I shower
>Length of beard is the only gauge by which I can estimate how long its been

YASS

How's KFC for a hangover cure?

>>10151462
Abysmal. Why would that help...?
I mean I suppose if you haven't eaten for ages then any food is good, but deep fried junk food would just make me feel lethargic and stodgy. Fruit smoothie, asparagus with parma, maybe a prawn stir fry?

>>10151476
Grease and protein are classic hangover cures

>>10151481
Apparently not for everyone. I typically throw up anything I eat in the mornings anyway, but a KFC def wouldn't make me feel better unless I was practically dying from malnutrition

>>10151488
>I typically throw up anything I eat in the mornings anyway
Yeah, I'd be worried if I were you

>>10151490
Dude I throw up like 30 times in the mornings, or until I've managed to keep a few drinks down. Nothing unusual there

>>10150959
Cunny might be the most gross sounding slang for a vagina I have ever read.

>>10151462
There is quite literally no cure for a hangover.

>>10151493
What about gash? Axe wound? Ugly? Quim? Predator face?

>>10151493
do yourself a favor and stay away from /tv/

>>10151498
You can't fix the presence of acetyldehyde but you can mitigate the other issues like electrolyte imbalance

>>10151501
Squelching section? Fornication station? Ladybacon? Slut slot? Porking portion? Baby bazooka?

>>10151516
Shut the darn up

>>10151501
>>10151518
Every one of those is better to my ear than fucking cunny

>>10151689
watch your fucking language

>>10151694
It's intentionally retarded and is meant to make you cringe. /tv/ is obsessed with making girls uncomfortable with talk of actresses turning '18' and suddenly having a "ripe cunny"
New thread when?

>>10151778
Would you say that /tv/ is filled with potential rapists?

>>10151866
They'd run screaming with embarrassment from a girl irl.