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thats a big fish

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>>10149825

Anybody know what kind of fish that is?

>>10149854
Marlin?

>>10149869
>>10149825
SRIX BRIRRON DORRU RIET NHO

>>10149843
yeah and?

>>10149889
Damn those Mexicans are really coordinated

>>10149905
But apparently they can't throw or catch.

>>10149892
Fugg

>>10149889
This is really satisfying to watch

Does /ck/ know of Paul Charles Dozsa?

He's a charismatic Australian gentleman who was notorious for eating at fancy restaurants and walking out without paying. He genuinely believed that he shouldn't have to pay for food.

Anyway, here's his arrest after ""stealing"" food from a Chinese restaurant.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518699539211.webm

>>10150600
In the US he would have been tazed on a good day and shot to death on a better day

>>10150603
but they would have gladly accepted his limp penis, haha.

>>10150604
That's probably true

>>10150603
No, he's white

>>10150608
That's why he wasn't shot on sight

>>10150608
kek

>>10149854
>>10149863
You guys fucking joking?

That's tuna.

>>10150615
How in the fuck does someone get like this? I would kill myself before it even came close

>>10150618
tuna have a different shape. more like a traditional fish that are skinny and tall. while marlin are like sharks, though more like dolphins (which aren't fish).

i don't know what that op fish is but i'd say it's more marlin than tuna.

>>10149825
Is this supposed to be some feel good "artisan" video op?

That was horrible to watch.

>>10150629

It's giant sardine.

>>10149889
I thought pineapples grew on trees...

>>10149889
I don't think that's the most efficient way. They could have way less points of transfer.

>>10150647
'Sardine' sounds like a good girl's name. moot should name his daughter Sardine. Sardine Poole.

>>10150629
It MIGHT be black marlin, but those tend not to be found in that part of the pacific that much. Tuna is the more likely since pacific blue fin is somewhat abundant around japan compared to other large fish.

>>10150649
Pineapples are the root of a pineapple plant. Like a potato.

>>10150656
Japan often fish in Australian waters. It's quite an issue here (in .au) as they take our whales. So they undoubtedly take our marlin as well.
Plus the fact that they've made a video of it suggests that it might be a kind of rarity.
>hey this is new so lets film and document it!

I dunno. I'm not arguing. Just thinking out loud. We absolutely must identify this fucking fish!

>>10150659
My god, my world view is in pieces

>>10150676
Well he is using a Maguro knife which is a tuna knife, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's tuna I guess.

>>10150695
Well spotted. But...

MYSTERY SOLVED
https://youtu.be/uYQqcqav1pw?t=3m20s
>Cutting 250 Kg Marlin Fish

Praise kek!

>>10150717
>250 Kg Marlin
That's a fairly small one of it's a black marlin, they can reach 750kg

>>10150725
Still, I'll bet it's head is being stuffed at the taxidermist so it can be mounted on the wall.

>>10150659
No they aren't ya dunce. They grow above ground

>>10149825
Holy mackerel that's a big duck

>>10150621
addiction and an enabler.

You'll never get people this fat without someone in their family helping them be that way.

It's a process

>grow up as kid where you always have to clean your plate
>not even a semblance of dietary balance at home, so good food habits never established
>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
THEN
>be getting fatter as a teenager/young adult
>not popular socially or romantically
>stay home and eat to cover the hurt up
>get even fatter
THEN
>be adult
>be hamplanet by this point
>be so fat that you don't even see yourself as a regular person
>"I could never be that thin, muh genetics"
>either living at home with enabler or dating some dude with a feeding fetish who also enables
>consider yourself past the point of no return
>"I've been this way my whole life, I don't know any other way of living"


Honestly, it kinda bums me out thinking of the chunky but not obese kid being plied snacks by their parents, with neither side realizing what's will happen a decade or two down the road

You'll never get that fat because those people don't get fat midway through their life, its almost always from childhood and from a lack of good habits or role models at home

There are few people I hate more in the world than fat parents with chubby kids. It's like having a fucking crack baby, the kids got no chance in life

>>10150621
Spiraling mental and physical illness. They're essentially trying to eat themselves to death.

>>10150647
/bigdeenz/

>>10150753
>>10150755
this and this

>>10150607
I bet the producers wish they had made a show about this hot tranny babe instead of the fat loser spic with a micro peen.

>>10150753
I got doored on my bike last year by the daughter of a fat woman, who wasn't that fat, but her young daughter was like a mini version of the woman in that webm trying to get through the door. It was incredibly sad to see such a young girl (she's 12) be so big. I could imagine the bullying that she'd get at school and it could only be the mother's fault for allowing her to get so big. Really sad.

>>10150600
a succulent chinese meal... jeans up

>>10149869
Have you never seen a beheaded chicken run around? It's just death spasms.

>>10149869
>torturing a headless fish like this
Fucking soulless gooks.

>>10149825
muh 1000 folds!

>>10149889
theres' always something off about this
I think its a scheme, like its running in reverse or something and was done to just make this video
its just too floaty as it goes up to the truck

>>10149825
what kind of bird is that

>>10150615
Murica was a mistake...

>>10150615
Metal Rear Solid: Wings of Liberty

>>10150615
some say she is still stuck there to this day... surviving off of pancake syrup and arizona iced tea

>>10149825
I'm not a big fan of fish, but that tuna meat made my mouth water

>>10149869
he's cute

>>10150809
>Murica was a mistake...

This. America is degenerating into a 3rd world country.

>>10150612

>>10151168
>He

>>10149825
Nice WEBM thread full of non webm posts

>>10151176

This hits a little too close to home. South Chicago is turning into a murerous shithole where the balcks are just free to do whatever they want because BLM consantly sues any police activity.

Chicago was a much nicer city before Obama & BLM keep forcing the police stop policing. Now they just drive by thugs on street corners openly carrying and they won't do shit.

I need to move to a better city, any city...

>>10150607
How is this /ck/ related?

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos

The fuck is /pol/ doing in here? Go back to your shit board.

>>10151324
No one gives a fuck, stop trying to derail the thread with your whining over blacks.

>>10151392
/pol/ shitpost on other boards hoping to recruit others into their sad little movement. Just ignore and report their comments if they get too disruptive

>>10150771
>bullying
that is going to be the least of her concerns when diabeetus and all kinds of diseases strike her.

>>10150753
>fat parents to normalize her gaining weight
my father is a bit overweight but i really thank him for fat shaming the fuck out of me when I was a kid (i do have the "muh genetics" that is why father kept warning me). for us, eating out was more of an event rather than a habit. Junk food rarely knows its way to our table. That is also thanks to my mom which is an excellent cook (i miss her food, fuck living alone and abroad). i can confirm that improper upbringing is 90% of the obesity problem.

>>10150649
>>10150659
>>10150739

What?? PineAPPLES. They are a variety of apple tree. In the webm you see that the workers are picking them from the pineapple trees on the far end of the field. The workers are just standing in a field of agave that's between them and the pineapple trees.

>>10150827
kek

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??

xD

>>10150791
That's what a skilled toss/catch looks like, I've seen laborers do that with bricks and it looks just as floaty

Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.

>>10152025
>Damn 52 posts in a row without a webm.
Then add to number of post with any webm
GENIU$

>>10150770
holy shit she's a tranny?

>>10149889
>dat spin @ :40

>>10152243
both of them are

>>10152290
yeah, I know Jazz, but was surprised by the blonde. I can see it in certain angles now. Nice work tho

>>10152223

*cough, cough* Some webms aren't worth posting *cough*

>>10150649
"The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples,[2][3] and the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.[4]

Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit,[2][5] possibly flowering in 5–10 months and fruiting in the following six months.[5][6] Pineapples do not ripen significantly after harvest.[7]"

>>10149825
>folded over a mirrion times

>>10149869
I want to fuck that opening cut, it's like a giant pair of quivering pusy lips

>>10150607
I want to fuck that cute girl

>>10152223
>deseeding chillis
Why even bother

>>10152768
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>10152759
a mite greasy but im sure it tastes great

>>10151420
I've got a similar story, my parents encouraged me to be active but my mom's cooking was TERRIBLE so I stayed thin that way

I'm a bit overweight now (210 @ 6ft) but my new job has free gym access so I plan to get that fixed soon

>>10152768
So they took about 10 minutes to make one big edible creme brulee painting? Gay.

>>10152768
I hate this.

>>10150600
He seems like one of those sovereign citizen nutjobs but with a slighlty higher IQ. I hope he died a painful death.

>>10152768
So where's the food?

>>10150615
W H Y

>>10150717
shout out to the anon that correctly identified it as marlin, you sure know about fish pal

>>10150600
Imagine someone being a sociopath and autistic at the same time. This would be pretty close.

>>10150607
wtf I'm gay now

>>10150659
haha holy shit I love /ck/

>>10150753
you could depress a bride on her wedding day anon

>>10153085
Maybe if he's the groom! Heyohh.

>>10152768
>bon appetit

>>10152840
>>10153012
>samefag being this mad
Maybe instead of casting irrational insults on the internet you should take a long hard look at yourself and ask why a lot of people walk out of your establishment without playing, much less leave a tip.

>>10153196
>implying I own a restaurant
>implying I believe in tipping

>>10153214
then why you mad, bro?

"""""authentic """"" pizza.

>>10153220
I'm not mad, I actually find this guy's mental eccentricities hilarious.

>>10150791
>theres' always something off about this
>I think its a scheme, like its running in reverse or something and was done to just make this video
>its just too floaty as it goes up to the truck
Yeah they drove into a field with a truck full of harvested pineapples, threw them to the field workers, who then attached the pineapples back on the plants. They get paid for returning pineapples to the wild.

>>10151703
ikr people never learn

>>10153258
>the toppings are the second-lowest layer

>>10153261
if your not mad then you must be ""mad"".

and by ""mad"" i mean autism.

eat your gmo's!!

>>10153258 jack

>comedy of errors
the youtube channel

>>10153196
>15 gelatin sheets

>>10150659

>>10151703
he has to sell them all

>>10149825
I went to a sushi place in japan where all the chefs were just hacking bits out of a giant fish like that on the counter. I thought it was plastic at first.

>>10149854
Swordfish

>>10152768
>that will be 300 euros filthy American

>>10153580
they make yello tide pods now?

>>10149869
why are slant eyes such subhumans

>>10153788
Actually the restaurant is in the US

Not sure if that's better or worse.

what a terrible thread

>>10153958
Oh they ALSO made an edible balloon. much as I like avant garde, shit like this is just fucking silly.

>>10152782
Except you've already payed the bill when you walked in.

>>10150607
From the thumbnail I thought this would be a porn where they fuck the babysitter

Harley, the faggot.

>>10149825
absolutely fascinating. great thread, anon. I don't have webms on this device, so have a laughing duck.

>>10150827
is this original? fucking snorted, man

>>10152902
Came the reply:
>Because I can!

>>10153272
patrician choice, but rename this
>Surly king of the Egg Fortress
or never post this again.

>>10152223
I like what they are going for here, but what if we made the bag shaped like a hand for better control? I might have to invent this idea of a hand shaped bag to protect your skin.

>>10154094

>>10149825
>look at all of my stupid knives that need to be treated very gingerly outside the half minute they're actually used on a fucking fish

>>10154151
>NYA
I shouldn't have raffed but I did.

>>10154164
That's pretty close to the sound she makes.

>>10154156
>he never heard of plastic disposable gloves

>>10153942
>GOMAD

>>10154170

>>10154151
Haha yes rets try whiskey very American rahahaaahaa me rove American curture so much

>>10154188
Everyone wants to be American.

>>10153196

>>10152768
How are you supposed to eat that shit?
Licking it like a fucking animal?

>>10151324
>>>/pol/

>>10152768
>Al, we're bringing mom back

>>10151324
Interesting insight. Thank you for sharing.

Unlike some, I'm always keen to learn new things about other cultures.

>>10154248
gay

>>10154248
I'd shove this up ur ass for posting this webm.

>>10154248
imagine beating someone with that
that's what the oompa loompa security at Willy Wonka's factory use as batons

>>10154263
You like eggs mate?

>>10151703
>How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs??
Found your answer >>10154263

>>10154263
Did he have to vomit afterward?

>>10154289
Actually his stomach ruptured and he died of eternal bleeding.

>>10154271

>>10151324
>t soyboy from wheeling

>>10153196
>it's just a prank bro fedora lord makes things difficult for people around him
>but we shouldn't hate on him because. . .

>>10154378
let go of your hate

>>10151300
kek'ed

>>10151324
would the police do anything if someone in a mask materialized out the the darkness, opened fire on a bunch of dindus, picked up all their brass and then disappeared into the dark again?

>>10151400
>>10151394
>>10151392
samefag

>>10154393
when anti social pricks stop fucking with people for nothing but attention I'll stop being annoyed at it.

>>10154374
>filename

Hail Brüder

>>10152768
>2 employees lean over your shoulder and breathe into your ear for 5 minutes
how novel

>>10154409
you're being an anti social prick who's being annoying for nothing but attention

am i on the event horizon?

>>10154415
No you're just upset that not everyone liked the guy you like.

>>10154428
learn how to cook or get a boob job

>>10154435
I've already learned how to cook, and my boobs are already completely decent. what does that have to do with a dick trying to run from his bill and causing a disturbance like an asshole?

>>10154438
>and my boobs are already completely decent.
pics or it didn't happen

>>10154442
you first

>>10154445
take the lead

>>10153889
I bet she pulls a good dick, if you know what I mean.

>>10154374
>No shells! No Shells!
Well, like, yeah?

>>10152759
would eat

>>10154441
>this thing wasn't a parody product

>>10154441
>>10154475
imagine being too lazy to make a fucking tortilla.

>>10154240
underrated post. I laughed.

>>10154248
I have a few videos of really hot girls sticking these up their assholes

>>10154302
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>>10154302
>eternal bleeding

>>10150652
That might increse arm strain, which would make them slower.

>>10149869
Stop making that dead fish orgasm!

>>10153942
>GET LITTY

>>10152759
pretty chill. Can't really do wrong like this.

>>10153196
>food coloring
Stopped watching right there

>>10153196
>sugar overload through white """""chocolate""""", condensed milk

>>10153196
The second they added that gelatin it became more about a faggot aesthetic than a meal.

>>10154218
how come everyone that idolizes america are also retarded?

>>10150649

You know those short palm trees with thick trunks and bushy fronds? That what happens if you let a pineapple grow too big without picking it.

>>10154803
you're absolutely fucking me, i just took some edibles for the first time about 4 hours ago and this looks impossibly delicious right now, but it took me like ten minutes to write this.

>>10154765
That looked bretty fucking good

>>10154151
how old are they? These feel like 7 year olds.

>>10154846
was it autism

>>10154615
I think i saw some webm of this guy earing alive animals, i think he just eats weird shit too be popular

>>10154302
Jesus this isn't ylyl

>>10155005
>i saw some webm of this guy earing alive animals
link?

>>10152759
is that fucking bam margera?

>>10153258
>can't tell if it's jack or the cerebral palsy girl

>>10154302
what is the context here?

>>10152768
Where do I get torches like those at the end? Looks fukken schweet

>>10152799
>>10152826
>>10152886
>>10153967
>>10154233
you are all dumb. it is exactly the same as a normal dessert but on a larger, table sized plate. shouldn't be hard to get to grips with

>>10152479
It's cold and full of bones anon. Sharp bones.

>>10154402
Yeah they would arrest that guy for not wrapping a bag around the ejection of the gun so he doesn't have to pick up the brass like a dumb cunt.

>>10154557
>posting the inferior version

>>10155023
>>10154847
>>10154803
>>10154765
keep these rick stein webms coming

i actually prefer watching him with no sound

>>10154402
They're called shellcatchers. Don't pick up your brass like a rookie.

>>10150777
please be trolling

>>10152768
This is cringe worthy

>>10154765
Does this taste good? What to replace the eggs with?

>>10154846
>no gloves
>doesn't even wash the ice block
bothers me

>>10155255
why replace the eggs?

>>10155262
I don't rly wanna buy eggs...

>>10150753

My dad was an enabler/had a fucked up childhood and never said no to us as kids. He kind of is a child in his own way. Because of this I've struggled with weight my whole life, but when I complain I get told either:
1) "you're not that fat, you're looking for compliments"
2) "YEAH TRY BEING MORBIDLY OBESE I SUFFER MORE THAN YOU DAILY"
3) "Eating disorders are for thin people."

Don't get me wrong. I realize that 165 for 5'8 isn't "my 600lb life" tier. I've never been above 190. I'm not trying to be some average-looking chick fishing for compliments. I haven't had endurance issues with hockey, swimming, etc. I am not trying to go all "woe is me" and make someone who's struggling with worse issues feel worse.

But that's still 20-30lbs overweight. It does effect me and I want to get rid of it. I want to like what I see in the mirror. But all day long in America, I see obesity and unhealthiness being normalized and celebrated. These people then give me shit for trying to take care of myself. Only it's that crybully/concern bully type of shit, where you're the asshole if you call them out on it because "we just want you to love yourself."

Honestly, I see people passing this shitty attitude on to their pets as well. "Oh isn't my fat car so funny?" No, it isn't, he can't move properly and looks depressed. Fuck you, fatass.

The societal enabling needs to stop. Fit and thin shaming is more of an issue than "fat shaming" (lol) ever was or will be.

>>10155269

*Fat cat, not fat car. Stupid autocorrect.

>>10155267
so don't make the recipe for fuck's sake. it's an egg curry. find a different curry recipe.

>>10155269
Fat shaming never helped anyone. Aren't you just shifting blame to other fatsos?

>>10155285
The fuck? Calm down. I was just fishing for options

>>10150773
High and tight my friend

>>10154601
please share

>>10155269
>165 for 5'8
https://www.bannerhealth.com/staying-well/health-and-wellness/fitness-nutrition/ideal-weight
That's absolutely not a bad weight to be at
You're a little big, but you're not overweight, if anything it's just at the margin of being overweight

https://www.rush.edu/health-wellness/quick-guides/what-is-a-healthy-weight
Check out the difference between 165 and 160

>>10155295

Hardly. I'm calling American brainwashing out for what it is. "Fat positivity" is actively harming people. We are normalizing unhealthiness and obesity. Americans are brainwashed and in turn brainwash their children; and even if said children aren't fat, they still believe it's fine to be consuming hundreds of grams of sugar a day. The state of healthcare/education/etc in America don't make these matters any better. To a thoughtful, educated person, this is a sad state of affairs. So yes, I'm slightly angry at fat people/America's attitude towards fatness in general. You would be too if you worked daily with toddlers who weigh what a fully grown man should weigh.

Everyone needs to wake the fuck up and stop making excuses. Calorie counting and excerxise aren't hard. We simply need a better method of spreading this knowledge/enforcing education and health standards.

Personally, I feel that having a morbidly obese child (outside of an extreme medical condition) should be grounds for social services to intervene.

>>10155318
Hell, check out the difference between 165 and 164

>>10155318

Aw, thank you, genuinely. I just want to be able to move like I did when I was a kid, and I can't do that with 30lbs of extra fat. Although I suppose as I work out more, I'll gain muscle weight.

>>10153580
I've actually never tasted egg that hasn't been cooked well,that webm seems kinda weird and raw

>>10155320
look at all these unsubstantiated claims

>>10155412
it is raw.

>>10154271
It's missing some aardvark sauce and a pint of ipa.

>>10154269
Makes me want to see the security footage of what they did to Veruca Salt with them on the way to the juicing room.

>>10152759
Why do Americans tattoo themselves so much?

>>10150827
Good post my friend

>>10154137
that's mine
bow down

>>10152479
based pusy poster

>>10151328
/pol/tard astroturfing, so nothing

>>10153214
Hey faggot, maybe your problem is thinking of cake as a meal.

>>10154846
No, no, bro... can I just get the drink with a regular ice cube? No? Ok, I'll wait 20 minutes while you carve an ice sphere for me. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

>>10155463
>>10154800
Phone app fucked me on replying to your dumb ass, but here you go

>>10155318
>mfw i find out I'm obese

>>10155432
He's Canadian

>>10155548
>do as you will, chosen one

>>10154159
Is that some energy pizza?

>>10155556
>that off by one
Also,that looks like a terrible lot of work

>>10150618
Swordfish.

>>10155605
Yeah, the individual pies are unusual, you'd normally just do one giant one.

>>10153580
>Raw egg yolk on cat food
Delicious

>>10155567
No.

>>10155548
I wanna rest my dick on that

>>10155202
I made it, I can do what I want.

>>10155700
Triggered

>>10149854
Swordfish; too pale for Tuna.

>>10149869
Whenever I cook snake, I have to chop it up into 4 inch sections or it will slither out of the hot pan. That's even after it has been gutted and skinned.

>>10155700
whats with the tapping of the knife deal anyways?
do they do that to send signals to the brain letting it know youre about to use a knife? like a mantra type of thing?

>>10155840
maybe seating it a bit into the hand after gripping it
I really don't get the autism about it

>>10153979

Only a complete fucking div, or an American, would think paying for something before you actually get it is normal.

>>10155917
Upscale restaurants like that are booked months in advance and often require a deposit to hold your reservation. Quite common really.

>>10154615
i used to know a little mexican dude who i saw do the same thing with a tequila shot/salt line/lime slice once.

it was like his little party trick, people always laughed when he did it. he didn't do it very often tho, because obviously it fucking hurt.

>>10155840
yes, like spinning a tennis racquet or some shit

also i'm pretty sure one of those clips was a guy trying to shake off bits of onion

>>10153196

'yellow cake'. Are Americans so fucking stupid that they don't know what a sponge cake is?

>>10155932
yes, it is indeed stupid to have a different name for something.

>>10154601
and that's how you get a yeast infection.

>>10155926
>i used to know
>used to
What happened to him?

>>10150827
i laughed and cried at the same time

>>10154167
the girl in the center is thinking about the D

>>10154393
god I wish that were me

>>10154765
wow this is so fucking simple, if it's actually tasty then that's amazing

>>10154765
all-bengal women are incredibly manly looking.

>>10155466
again, this bar isn't even open for lower and middle class people like you and me, it's irrelevant whether you'd like it

>>10155548
aww it's cute. it's like a little anime mascot with a big nose, wearing a knitted winter hat

>>10154765
i make a very similar dish (idk why he adds the garam masala so late) and it always goes over super well and makes me seem more cultured than i am

>>10150600

>ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS

lost

>>10155023
i ate this dish today for lunar new year with my neighbors.

chuc mung nam moi cac ban nhe

t. ESL teacher in N. Vietnam

>>10155255
literally any kind of meat or vegetables you absolute fucking mong

i made a very similar curry the other day with cubed pork, garlic and pumpkin and it went over very well

>>10156252
I am super into this.

>>10156221
You're supposed to add it at the end, apparently, but I'm not a curry.

>>10156256
Any kind? Brb making an oyster and cucumber curry

>>10154800
>cake
>a meal

>>10149889
why dont' they just park the truck closer

>>10155548
jesus christ, that's some persistent organ. guess fish have more decentralized nervous systems than mammals.

>>10156252
oh god damn pav bhaji oh yes fuck

this is erotic to me, i can smell it now oh yes

>>10156272
You want it on top of the agave plantation? Fucking idiot

>>10154615
I swear I've seen this webm and this exact response before

>>10156265
oyster curry would be good actually, i wouldn't use garam masala tho, that's better with darker flavors like beef, pumpkin, etc

>>10156264
garam masala is just a savory sweet blend with like cloves and stuff, ime it's good to dump half in with the aromatics (garlic ginger chili onion scallion whatnot) at the beginning and then use the rest to season to taste at the end when the broth is simmering

what do i know, though, i'm white

>>10156294
for reference i'd make the oyster curry similar to a goan prawn curry and serve it with the raw sliced cucumber instead of cooking the cucumber obviously.

using sliced up cucumbers as chips to dip into thick stodgy indian food like dal is actually a pro move not rarely seen outside the subcontinent so its funny you'd mention that

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/recipes/goan-prawn-curry-with-coconut--chilli-and-coriander/

instructional video after link

>>10156280
i'll show you a persistent organ

>>10154106
I'm a duck.

>>10154765
That's interesting and looks good. I'll try it.

>>10154451
I think I know what you mean

>>10154240
very good anon

>300 posts
>only 65 images
>on an image thread

>>10156486
Is he boiling coffee?

>>10156508
It's really sexy thinking about him eating his wife's monkey with those goggles on. I bet that's his expression when he does it, too.

>>10154302
>that filename
Lemme get a Beepsky Smash also

>>10156560
take a nap and reset

>>10154441
i fucking hate silicon valley

>>10156546
Yeah the sand is heated. He's making Turkish coffee.
Just chuck the coffee and sugar into the water, bring to boil, and only pour the froth. Works best in those sand pits. Can't get it to work well on my gas stove, and it ends up tasting like coffee flavored sugar-water.
I prefer my stovetop espresso, but I'm sure the real deal is nice.

>>10156280
Heart muscle is Myogenic. it technically doesn't need nerve connections to beat. Nerves just regulate.

>>10152223
What burn? Does this really happen to white people? Like the damned thing burns you to the touch? Or is it to reduce the chances of getting some in your eyes?

>>10155295
fat shaming does fucking help, any body should be fucking embarrassed of being an overweight fuck. it should fucking shame you that the way you treat your body is visible to everyone else. it should shame you into not shoving food in your mouth and be sensible about what you eat

>>10155418
>fatty detected

>>10156737
I don't know, my fingers have skin on them.

>>10151437
from a person who has actually grown a pineapple. you are completely retarded.

the pineapple grows out of the top of the plant, you could easily look it up but you don't.

>>10150607
M O G G E D

>>10155261
u know what would happen if he tried to wash the ice right

>>10154451
bro thats my grandmother what the fuck...

>>10155548
imagine popping that into your mouth and feeling it beat

>>10155302
the reason he's sperging out is not because of you looking for other options, but wanting to remove the main component of the dish.

i don't see why you couldn't do it with sausages, though.