/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10163135
No.

no, but it looks heavenly

>>10163135
Why do all english foods sound like a childs toy or an infectious disease?

>>10163135
Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh...................sorry, I just had a small orgasm thinking about it.

>>10163166
You mean aside from faggots and dicks?

>>10163166
Clotted cream leads to spotted dick or a toad in the hole.

>>10163183
And your point is?

>>10163166
Probably the same reason they have to keep coming up with new polite terms for being brain damaged, once a word has been around long enough it gets made into a joke.

>>10163166
they've been around long enough that we've become attached to them
you refuse to get rid of your guns, we refuse to get rid of our silly food names

>>10164156
>lol guns guns guns xd
fucking OBSESSED
>waaaaa but think of the chilluns XD
not how democracy works. people want their guns and understand the risk, its called acceptable losses. Be careful, big brother might catch you posting here and falsify claims against you!

>>10164176
please try to keep your salt off my spotted dick

>>10164176
>immediately launches into a political rant after an off-hand remark in a discussion about stupid-sounding foods
Fuckin hell, you seppos really can't handle the banter, can you?

>>10164192
>>10164182
*god save the queen plays in the background *

Had clotted cream as part of the breakfast on a transatlantic BA flight a couple years ago. Pretty good but not necessarily something I would actively seek out

>>10163166
Well this isn't an English food. It is just cream that has been clotted.

>>10164196
oh blimey lads he knows what our national anthem is what do we do

>>10164213
you
are
pathetic

>>10164217
you need to calm down old son

looks like smegma at first glance but read a little about it and it sounds interesting

>>10164176
O B E S E

>>10163135
Not yet, but cream tea sounds really good

>>10164176
I'm a hasguns murrican but seriously shut the fuck up

>>10164217
Blessed irony.

>>10164217
1/10 for attempting anything, ever.

Try some "gordas de nata," they're made with that shit and are pretty tasty

>>10163135
Sounds like it gives you heart disease.

I love clotted cream, i wish i could find it in the usa

Americans

more like clotted artery
kys

>>10163135
Clotted cream icecream is the single best thing to come out of the northern hemisphere.

>>10165231
I thought I was losing it when I saw that in the freezer cabinet. What fucking modern day Prometheus thought that one up.

>>10165231
I’m with you there

Had some strawberry clotted cream ice cream in Brixham (Devon) that changed my tune about fruit in ice cream

>>10163187
It was joke

>>10164212
it's not something that is commonly known of in america.

>>10167870
most things aren't

>>10163217
I sure do miss using the word spastic.

What does clotted cream taste like? It looks like you added a a couple of sticks of butter to soft serve vanilla ice cream machine.

>>10164224
her poor little hands.

>>10163135
No. It’s illegal here in America.

>>10168228
>tfw clotted cream is b& in america
>tfw porn is b& in britbong

>>10163135
thumbail looks like an egg with an oddly crumbly yolk

>>10168213
It's concentrated cream basically.
milk : cream :: cream : clotted cream

>>10168260
Cannot unsee.

>>10168303
So it's basically an even more concentrated evaporated milk?

>>10168260

I need to make this happen

>>10163135
Many, many times.
I've been to Cornwall at least 20 times.
Clotted cream ice cream, fudge, cream teas... fucking love them all.

>>10163135
I bought a little jar of it at World Market once. It just tasted like butter with a weaker butter flavor.