/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10174338
Go be a fat 29 year old female somewhere else

>>10174348
Im a fat chick and I couldn't eat more than a spoon full of that shit

>>10174338
Instagram may be fun, but it isn't doing food any favors.

>>10174384
don't worry anon. i believe your bullshit.

Looks gross. I would devour it though. :(

>>10174384
A boat oar is not a spoon

>>10174384
I’m a fat spoon and I couldn’t shit more than a eatfull of that chick

>>10174384
Post your tittays

>>10174416
This makes me moist.

>>10174384
Tits or gtfo

>>10174416
Non burger here, wtf is that sauce thing?

>>10174416
I do enjoy wierd al

>>10174511
Easy Cheese. Pretty much the best cheese on the planet.

>>10174511
cheese wiz

>>10174511

Disgusting "cheese product" in an aerosol can that was briefly a novelty in the 90's. Nobody actually eats it, or puts it on anything you'll find in even the shittiest eating hole. Pic related.

>>10174561

>>10174572
It's good, and lots of people eat it, that's why they stock it in every major store...

My mom buys me and my dad our own can every time, I like sharp and he likes American.

>>10174599

Just out of curiosity, how old is your mom? I have a sneaking suspicion that I could be your dad.

>they still don't have an Instagram-worthy dish on their menu

>>10174599
which flavor is the best for Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches?

>>10174499
>not cream cheese

>>10174338
I actually kinda like this kind of stuff when it's just a small little brownie on top instead burgers candy and big slices of cake

>>10174599
Probably loaded with soy

>>10174499

>>10174384
Lies. If I, a skinny man, could easily eat that, you could suck it down.

>>10175312
>probably

>>10174400
Kek. Thanks for the laugh, anon.
Also nice dubs.

>>10174572
Wait, that was cheese?
In my country it was translated as caramel cream.

>>10174384
open bobs

>>10174511
Processed cheese food product. It's also commonly included in US and UK MREs. It's not very good.

>>10176916
The U.K dont have MREs.
They're strictly American.

>>10174384
bitch spaghetti

>>10176922
Whatever the equivalent is over there, then. I saw SteveMRE eat some on Youtube and he makes comparisons between the US cheese food spread and the UK cheese food spread (the one from the UK is better apparently).

>>10176935
Yeah, they call them ORPs, basically 3 meals in a pack. There is a 12 hour version but it's not widely issued.
The new ones use the same cheese as MREs now.

>>10174384
I'm a skinny chick and I'd eat the whole thing. That looks delicious. Retarded meme presentation but oh well, put a plate under it.
>>10174416
That might legit make me sick in normal circumstances, but it would be top tier camping food.
>>10174689
Stop there. Red velvet is disgusting and powdered sugar is the devil. Texture makes me want to gag.

>>10174599
>Pasteurized Cheese Snack
>Pasteurized Cheese Snack
>Pasteurized Cheese Snack
>Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product

>>10174384
Lond€n

looks like a big slip of shot

>>10174400
fuck I had a shit day and needed that laugh. thanks anon.

>>10174338

Even though I usually find these vile, this is just a strawberry shake with a slice of birthday cake on top and what appears to be a fuck ton of frosting and sprinkles. Would eat some of it and drink some shake.

>>10174476

god tier

>>10177887
Learn how to type like a female if you're gonna imitate

>>10174599
>Real Kraft Cheese

>>10178115
thats a ruined egg cooked very poorly
also dont have tomatos and lettuce underneath the burger, you put it on top

>>10177887
Post bobs and vegana

>>10178533
sorry!!!1111!!111! xDDD i didnt use enuf emoticons lololloolll iz this better!?!? =o

>>10174481
Looks like an austin restaurant that has a pizza called the detroiter. Just had some god tier sushi but now i'm hungry again thanks asshoel

>>10178115
We had that at applebee's. Never Tried it though, although once one of the cooks made me a 1.2 pound burger and I ate it all

>>10174338
Cool, can you post something other than scat.

>>10176900
Huh?

>>10174348
First post best post
Also OP should go back toReddit

>>10174492
I thought from the thumbnail that was a xenomorph

>>10178874
Fucking kill yourself

>>10174384
L O N D O N
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>>10174481
buddy's = based pizza
detroit style is based pizza

>>10176900
i always lol at this

>>10179624
Yeah I love little caesaers deap dish

>>10174499
I appreciate matching the yellow bowl with the colors on the bag and the glass bowl of ranch with the glass bottl, it means s lot to me

>>10174416
A TWINKIE WIENER SANDWICH?!

>>10174462
>Im a fat chick
Just gtfo honestly.

>Here you go sir, make sure to hold it carefully

>>10175561
in my country it was translated as yellow shaving cream

>>10177887
>powdered sugar is the devil
Here's your (you)

>>10175569
What do you got against gators?

>>10174338
Thumbnail kinda looks like the President.

>>10174403
Jesus Christ I can just smell the Reddit on this reply. I really wish you'd go back.
>>10174338
Any form of "sprinkles" ruins food.

>>10174338
>covered in sprinkles
Sickening

>>10179643
""triggered""

>>10180666
>i am a gigantic faggot
>please rape my face
>with matcha

>>10174338
>reddit ____porn meme
>posting that as the OP
No.

>>10174384
sex fuck time with asshole on your vagana tit cloth off sexy fuck fuck

>>10181639
t. Pajeet

well alright if you insist

>just a few years ago googling "food porn" would return delicious looking meals
>now it's just mountains of fried shit and tons of calories with absolute shit plating, cake on top of ice cream served in a glazed donut cone, and other awfulness

Fucking god damn it

>>10176935
>SteveMRE eat some on Youtube

I like the one printed
>MILITARY SPREAD

>>10175335
it's better with chili cheese fritos

>>10180666
>"breakfast"

>>10174338
Stop.
Wet and messy is my fetish,

>>10174599
No doubt on my mind that the one on the far right tastes like dog food

>>10180666
>The more you garnish the more appitizing it is!

That pancake plate is a fucking nightmare.

>>10182393
Normies poison everything they touch

>>10174400
fuckin ay

>>10180666
Disgusting

>>10183636
>>10183080
Do you actually think that food is disgusting, or are you just desperate for (You)s?

>>10180902
haha
>pour ice cream into bag or purse by "accident"
>say you sneezed and dropped it, get a free one
>repeat
free ice cream

>>10184905

The ice cream is the last possible thing you could possible drop by accident, though.

>>10176900
>>10179628
That brings me back

>>10185055
Are those latkes or do you just like eating pancakes and stewed tomatoes together?

>>10174338
>>10174416
>>10174471
>>10174476
>>10174481
>>10174487
>>10174492
>>10174497
>>10174549
>>10174689
>>10175569
>>10178115
>>10179624
>>10180666
>>10180902
Is it just me or are all of these disgusting? Who would want to ingest or even look at these culinary abominations.

AYYO so we herd you like fries and pizza

>>10179590
underrated

>food porn thread
>105 posts
>34 files
>a good chunk of those 34 are of reaction images
Good job.

>>10185918
He says, not contributing.

>>10174499
Ive done that and its not to bad

>>10180953
>Dude DRUMPF LMAO
Imagine being this upset over a year after Trump was elected

>>10186145
holy shit those look taste anon what are they

ITT

Shitty food you'd find shared by 20-something single moms on Facebook

>>10187047
Fried Thai spring rolls.

>>10184997
>TONS OF FLAVOR

>>10185092
they're more like rice pancakes, something similar to a crepe. but it serves the purpose that a tortilla or pita would.

>>10185775
you seem like the type of person who believes if they didn't have to eat to survive, they wouldn't.

>>10185092
>Are those latkes
How the fuck does that look anything like potato pancakes...?

>>10187037

Why would people get less upset when things have only gotten worse and worse over the past year?

>>10187248
What's getting worse?

>>10187130
>tfw stuck in midwest
It's not fair man

>>10180666
Damn it Satan, you know matcha is my weakness

>>10179590
close, it's a nigger

>>10174384
milk truck just arrived

>>10187130
it just looks like a bunch of sloppy meat

>>10187345
Is it hot, at least?

>>10187690

>aspic
>hot

>>10186145
>>10187130
Bretty good.

>>10187784
thats gross

>>10174400

>>10174400

>>10187931

Considering that Pappy 20 probably goes for around $30 a finger at a hipster bar like that, seems like a pretty good deal.

im craving fried food.
should i make onion rings?

>>10188023
>Is there any possible circumstance where onion rings are the wrong choice.

Of course you should make them, anon

>>10188040
might also make a batch of fries

>>10187784
Why is there so much fucking cheese?

>>10185828

Looks decent, i’d Fish the fries out before eating the Pizza, it’d probably be a decent experience overall. Warming the appetite slowly.

>>10187128
>Anon you're not a glutton, therefore you must hate food
I think you'd be suprised to find out that I don't go out to eat unless the food is better than my own cooking.

>>10174400

>>10187970
debatable. brunch is basically a freebie for most restaurants. you're expected to have it, but it costs them very little to make most of the menu items. pancakes cost them maybe a nickel per pancake, and eggs are insanely cheap as well. protein is regulated to a few pieces of bacon or a couple sausages, nothing on the level that you'd serve for lunch or dinner. the rest is window dressing.

>>10188964
you hated on detroit style pizza. thems fightan words.

objectively superior to both chicago and new york styles.

>>10174499
I eat them with yogurt

>>10189247
Agreed. It's one of the few things Detroit managed to do right.

>>10189586
most of the last ten years have been good, but building the pizzarena wasn't the best idea, and the Q line is a slightly less retarded people mover. still, there are many areas around downtown that are developed that were barren lots only 10 years ago.

>>10189687
Yeah, I guess that's fair. I still avoid the mugger movers whenever possible though, new or not. Thank fuck Detroit was built for cars.

>>10175561
Happy to hear you live in the third world anon. Please stop telling us now.

>>10174416

>>10189718
the q line isn't bad when there's an event on a weekend, but i've only been on the gimmick mover twice in the past 20 years. parking is becoming more of a bitch now - i drove around a block twice last tuesday trying to find a spot to park by new order, just to get a damned latte.

>>10187130
I've never gotten the source for that

>>10189237

That's true, but this is assuming that you're going to pay restaurant prices anyway, because you're eating at the restaurant. I've paid $30 for a finger of whiskey before and probably will never do it again when I can find a bottle at a liquor store myself without the insane mark-up.

>>10174384
POST BELLY

Meatball Pizzabowl

>>10190054

How long until Olive Garden starts putting troughs of cheese and meat out for people to gorge on like suckling pigs

>>10190130
You have no idea how much I want this.

>>10174549
Squeeze cheese dude, seriously good. My dog likes it too.

>>10187130
And that'll be $30.

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