/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10191950
>inb4 the same webms that get posted every other thread

The other thread hasn't even hit image limit and is still there. Stop fucking making these threads before the old ones expire. Delete this and then delete your life.

How does anon get out of the webm thread without breaking all of the eggs

>>10191950
Got anymore like the first few seconds of the OP webem?

>>10191950
It really disgusts me how the far the average person will go to avoid some mild discomfort. Like I ride a bicycle and people act like it's some sort of major inconvenience and hardship. Just the idea of possibly being uncomfortable is terrifying to the average person now. I bet that's not even a strong onion.

>>10191962
He has to post all the Jack webms

>>10191959
Are you being stupid on purpose? It's on page 8 and is autosaging.

>>10191950
STOP
MAKING
THIS
SHIT
THREADS!!!!

>>10192030
>broken english
>newfag
>pent up muslim rage
How to know when customer support is on lunch break.

>>10191950
they way she hold that knife just grinds my gears

>>10191950
>OC
Disgusting

kicking things off with an old classic

>>10192081
>Moving the camera for the most important part
Triggered

>>10192081
why is he not picking his nose and dancing around like a faggot

>>10192083
wtf is this

>>10192094
ancient japanese secret technique, not for stupid gaijin eyes

>>10192103
eggslut

>>10192090
I hope little fishy alright

>>10191950
Disgusting.

>>10192109
this looks better than the other one

>>10192118
well the skinny guy wasn't a cook

>>10192109
mhhhhh fattening

>>10192109
>ultimate breakfast sandwich
>first ingredient: spam
immediately disregarded

>>10192109
>breaking the yolk

>>10192090
With how big that fish is and the fact the small fish got swallowed whole, how exactly does digestion even take place? Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?

>>10192081

>>10192081
What do crepes taste like? I've never had one, but they look good

>>10192178
wat

>>10192182
how come the bottom of the piles don't burn?

>>10192193
just wondering haha

>>10192128
You break the yolk because it's a sandwich and you want it to set a little more than with a traditional egg fry and not bukkake over your plate after the first bite.

>>10192212
They do. It's an old chink woman. She just doesn't give shit.

>>10192241
you are so wrong it hurts

>>10192097
hahaha I got it

>>10191950
This is the dumbest fucking webm ever. Google how to chop an onion without it burning your eyes. Avoid the chopping root after cutting it in half, wow, so complicated. Actually, I'll go bust out a bowl of water, and a fan, and some gum, and a jackhammer, to chop a fucking onion.

>>10192287
Look at this guy and his crap taste on everything good in life

>>10192400
>This guy hates egg yolk in his sandwich
>He thinks his opinion matters at all
Fuck off you literal tastelet

>>10192128
>>10192287
>>10192417
I like a runny yolk, but not on sandwiches. If I want some runny yolk I will make a fried egg for breakfast and dip toast in it.

>>10191950

If it doesnt look like this, you're doing it wrong

>>10191950
I'd like to make her cry with my dick (because it is tragic)

>>10192488
I too always grab a handful of flower and throw it on the floor before I start cooking.

>>10192178
>Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?
I kept an arowana once. It would swallow live feeder fishes whole. My mistake was putting in more than one feeder in the tank thinking it will just eat whenever it's hungry. Sometimes it would eat even when it's not hungry, then regurgitate an alive but partially-digested molly/baby carp/big guppy. The rejected fish would shortly die and pollute the whole tank if it manages to get stuck somewhere where I can't see it.

>>10192488
I too always grab a handful of flour and throw it on the floor before I start cooking.

>>10192190
prety good. but it's not the exact taste of the material, is the experience

>>10192190
why dont you cook some ? its extremely easy

>>10192628

>>10192109
>pocket knife

disgusting

>>10192635
>all that cream
damn breh thats not even a cake by that point its fucking slop

>>10192190
like bland floppy sugar cones. The only point of them is to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit. I personally find them repulsive but I don't have a sweet tooth and too much breakfast makes me sick anyway.

>>10192647

>>10192651
>by that point its fucking slop
aka 'crep'

>>10192652
>not enjoying delicious crepes with melted chocolate, jam or nutella
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>10192670
>8 egg yolks
>13 egg whites

well what the fuck am I supposed to do with these 5 spare yolks?

>>10192113
He'll be fine, don't worry.

>>10191950
put a spoon in your mouth. not even joking

>>10192677
eat them raw WA-LA

>>10192488
that's the most retarded way to store flour.

>>10192677
Hollandaise sauce.

do you even /ck/?

>>10192652
you don't only have to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit, do you know this, right? animal

>>10192703
>eating creps plain
>calls others animals

>>10192677
Make crème brûlée

>>10192696

>>10192109
post the eggslut sandwich video

>>10192287
runny yolks in closed sandwhiches are literally only for food porn hipsters that want to instagram all their food.

>>10192769

>>10192769
Hard yolks in sandwiches are for children with shit palates

>>10192677
mayonaise

>>10192793
>>10192769
you're both wrong

>>10192774

>>10192705
i don't imply eating plain, i meant doing it like human beings cultured at least a bit and choosing any good condiment in moderation

>>10192759
I don't have that one

>>10192488
so douchey it hurts

>>10192109
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10192400
I've heard Giada enjoys gangbangs

>>10191954
That thumbnail looks like a busted ass penis bro

>>10192002
>riding a bicycle as an adult
What's it like being black/poor?

>>10192128
Spam is good you homosexual

>>10192090
>thinking you'll get out of bed today with depression

Strong lifts and mad gains will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "lift well snibber!"

>>10193186
>strong
Actually, the paintbrushes accidentally had their weight set to zero. That's why they float when you drop them so you can use them to climb walls.
Educate yourself.

>>10193206
holy keksicles some1 screencap this gold x)

>>10193186
god I wish that were me

>>10193212
for (you)

>>10193186
lift well snibber

>>10193464

>>10193471

>>10193497

>>10192575
>This is to make sure to use the exact same amount of rice and water
>shitload of rice left stuck in bowl

>>10193602

>>10193612

>>10192677
deluxe tamago kake gohan

>>10193617

>>10192109
I'm sure that pocket knife is nice and sanitary

>>10193602
>always wanted to own a hive
>live next to a kid who's allergic to bee stings
One day.

>>10192182
Is that a fan positioned over the food?

>>10192190
They're good. You should spend 2 minutes making one.

>>10193633
>he did all of that with a cleaver

>>10193863

Most of the world does 99% of their food prep with 1 type of knife. It's only in the west and specific regions of Japan that use more than one knife.

>>10192652
You realize savory crepes exist right?

>>10193882
I wasn't criticising. Just impressed.

But to your point, most of the world doesn't employ precision knife techniques so the fact that they use one knife in preparation doesn't mean anything.

>>10192002
>I ride a bicycle
Oh my, I'm so sorry

>>10193140
I was waiting for Ja/ck/. Keep it coming.

>>10192696

>Make bacon and egg white casserole because I can't stand yolks.
>Make hollandaise sauce out of yolks
>others like dipping it in the hollandaise sauce and I don't have to deal with it.

Feels great man.

>>10193471

Isn't that that one dish that bitch loli made in shokugeki no soma?

>>10192488
Is this part of an indie movie?

>>10192128
yeah personally i never break the yolk either, but i would still eat that shit

>>10192769
you mother fuckers base you arguments on the most stupid illogical shit i have ever heard. food is subjective. all of you motherfuckers get fucked

>>10192109
egg and spam roll

that'll be $45

>>10192901
Those are apples not potatoes

>>10193612
I can't understand why he's wrapping the burger in a paper to split it in half after...

>>10192109
I used to eat an entire can of SPAM in a single meal.
I'd slice it thin and pan fry like in the webm.
Then I'd eat it with rice and gochujang.

>>10194286
It's so that the pork doesn't fall out of the sandwich as you're eating it. Completely unnecessary, of course, because if you're eating barbecue there's an expectation that you're going to be getting messy.

>>10193612
gloves gloves gloves gloves then at 0:31 touching food without gloves. All that cautious food handling for nothing.

>>10192635
Baking recipes that don't use weight triggers me

>>10192670
Wait.
Why sift the dry ingredients if they're not mixed?
I thought you sift them to make sure the different ingredients is evenly distributed.

>>10192241
ANYONE WHO DOESNT LOVE SPLURGY DRIPPY YOLK ON EGG SAMMY NEEDS TO LEAVE REEEE I AM SO UPSET RN

>>10193689
You could raise chickens

>>10193842
I eat dried squid all the time. but it looks disgusting here

>>10194438
because the linings weren't cut out for one, definitely tastes like shit here

>>10194427
I laffed

sushi is the singular most numale fucking food of all time everyone itt posting it is a fucking faggot who chugs soy sauce, and the results are clear about what that did to them

>>10192109
As good as those look, the chef (Alvin Cailan) comes across as such a pretentious prick in that video. Then again, it's a munchies video so i'm not that surprised.

>>10193145
It's actually really nice being /fit/ and not paying for a cuckmobile. The best part of my day is usually flying through my neighborhood listening to music. People who don't regularly exercise can't comprehend how good it feels.

>>10194527
It's fucking eggs, the most basic of all cooking ingredients. You cannot be pretentious about eggs.

>>10194569
>You cannot be pretentious about eggs.
First day on /ck/ huh?

Your skill level is getting better and better. Shine on webm boy

>>10194605
You can try.

>>10194605

>>10191950
I'd love you make her cry in bed if you know what I mean

>>10192103
egg brulee from eggslut

>>10194667
that steak looks kinda shit dude

>>10194674
It's the most remarkable color of grey.

>>10194674
>not eating salty rubber like the Himalayans do
um, sweetie, maybe try not being flyover trash and experience some culture for once? gosh

>>10194677
Hey, don't call her that. She's people too.

>>10194687
>come to taco bell and be served by one of our taco nuns

>>10194655

>>10194639
Not ashamed to admit I brought myself off watching this.

>>10194694
lol

>>10192490
Oh cool. One bite of yolk and then it all falls out of the sandwich and I hardly even taste the yolk any more. Perfect.

>>10192753
nigga just can NOT stop putting olive oil in his shit

>>10192243
The wok is tilted you dingus

>>10191950
mhhh . . . she can cut my onion any day ;)

>>10194677
very rude filename

>>10192178
This talks about partially inserting a living frog into a dog's stomach and that the frog was partially digested even though it was still alive.
http://www.jstor.org/stable/108793?seq=2#page_scan_tab_contents
The next page discusses the experiment.

>>10191950
Sweet Vidalia onions, never cry.

>>10194714
This is for beginners so I imagine he just did it so most people could get that initial emulsification down, and to keep it from breaking later.

>>10194732
He is a terrible dog owner. Any trainer knows that dog needed to be shot in the head to set an example for the other dog.

Food?

>>10193689
Survival of the fittest.

>>10194752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>10194879
What else can I add to go with my Flatev and Juicero?

>>10194884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k
Smalt obviously.

>>10194265
What the fuck are you talking about? They're red-skinned potatoes.

>>10194912
This is infuriating

>>10194912
>>10194884
>Alpha, Cooking Skills are threatening the Earth
>Bring me five Cooking Gadgets with Attitude
>JUICERO
>FLATEV
>SMALT
>??
>??

>>10194912
Fuck this gay earth. Apocalypse when?

>>10194912
technology is wasted on us

>>10194929
>hey bro can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>>10192635
All you need is lemon and sugar you fucking heathens.

>>10192652

>>10194427
>that'll be $425 plus tip

>>10194450
>

>>10193732
The fan doesn't blow down, it sucks away any smoke and grease rising up. I saw it here and there on street food stalls in Bangkok.

>>10193186
lift well snibber!

>>10192109
>spam
Stopped watching there.
>>10194977
This looks fucking disgusting and needlessly messy

>>10192109
What the cocks? The weebum is putting on airs for a fucking trucker sandwich, just with added greens.
>pocket knife
What the dickens?

>>10192002
This, just learn to proper cut a onion, the task won't take more then 1 minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo

>Cutting at least a onion a day

>>10192109
WTF this is why America goes to shit. Everything needs to be over complicated. With processed ingredients.

The ultimate breakfast should be :
- 2 eggs
- 2 slices of bread with butter
- 2 slices of bacon

>>10193140

>>10195034
kek 3 weeks later, whats that funny smell when I wear this shirt

>>10193464
Henlo, I want three heart attacks bls.

>>10194450
el ogro británico...

Cleaning is a part of cooking, no?

>>10195093

>never heard of a fucking grill brick before

I want a minute and thirteen seconds of my life back.

>>10195093
Fuck that, I prefer having a black griddle. Nothing sticks.

>>10194639
>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
Nice to know they use actual semen

>>10192190
They honestly taste like pan cakes with a bunch of the fruit and sweet stuff. Only females really like them.

>>10192677
>hollandaise
>mayo
>caesar dressing
>custard
>ice cream
>enrich omelettes/scrambled eggs
>freeze them down until you need them
There are so many choices.

>>10195110

Shit, I'm drunk. I watched that and didn't even realize that they were actually removing the seasoning. For what purpose, though?

>>10195130
That's not seasoning, it's fucking blackened grease and shit. Clean your fucking grill.

>>10194794
I want to fuck the bunnys personality

>>10192677
liaison (saucier)

>>10191950
HOLY FUCK LEARN HOW TO CHOP AN ONION AND HOLD A KNIFE YOU CUNT

>>10192488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JCSY2jCRTs

>>10195135
Fuck you, faggot I might clean it twice a year.

>>10195188
You're the one who can't taste. You will never know flavor or nuance...

>>10195194
Mate Ive been a chef for ten fucking years so shut your dick hole.

>>10192635
>Implying retards that use that nasty ass tub whipped cream will be able to make a crepe

>>10192612
>lol you can make this at home (:
Yeah I got some fucking caviar and giant uncut snapper lying around let me just whip up some sushi real quick

>>10195197
Well you've also been a male for 30 years but aren't very good at it so what's your point?

>>10195093

Don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>10195197
don't matter how long you've been one, could still suck at from day 1.

>>10195206
>not having copious amounts of miscellaneous expensive quickly aging high grade seafood at hand at all times.

shiggerdoowap

>>10195213
REAOR!

Look out people shes going all out!

>>10195135

I cleaned the grill a few hours ago, just like I do half the week when I close the kitchen. If that was "blackened grease and shit" then that entire advertisement was just some kind of a gimmick, because the end result looked like a flat top completely stripped of it's seasoning.

>>10195232
Do you not season your meats when you actually cook? Why do you need the grill to accumulate filth and debris to "season" your meat?

>>10194639

>>10193186
lift well snibber

>>10194639
>I've never seen this before
> When I saw it I knew I had to get my hands on it
kek

>>10195197
AKA a glorified supervisor

>>10193212
You sure seem butthurt about a simple joke on 4chan, buddy.
Is life not going the way you thought it would?

>>10194929
https://www.kuvee.com/
Have another contendor.

>>10192488
i don't know if any of you fucking faggots have ever tried to make a cooking video, but the videography is pretty impressive here

>>10195449
I made that one. Thanks.

>>10192488
This webm makes me very angry

>>10195034
Why practice this off of the grill? This made me sad in numerous ways...

>>10195481
It's a clickhole video about the tragedy of a Hibatchi chef having to cook on a normal table.

>>10193140
Why is the hand shaking so hard?

>>10193141
lmao

>>10195572
It's that handicapped girl. You know, the one every anon is in love with because they imagine her defect would make her settle for them if they would only declare their desire to love and car for her forever and ever.

>>10195587
Jack isn't handicapped.

>>10194569
what the fuck is so difficult about these
i made them by mistake once

>>10192081
>batter for one crepe
>a total of three strawberries
>1oz chocolate
>whipped cream
So this thing costs $0.90 right? Surely they wouldn't be Jewish enough to expect more than that right?

>>10191950
guys I just chopped an onion without crying
am I a wizard?
I get exercise eat spicy food and sleep with the window
thought I'd put some in my oatmeal since fit told me it would make me more manly and fuck it I've had onions before and they didn't do any harm so why not try?

>>10195635
>I get exercise eat spicy food and sleep with the window
the window open*
I've been making a lot of typos lately

>>10194912
It only works with $5 Smalt™salt cartridges right?

>>10195175
>eating raw broccoli
Is that why people hate it?

>>10195635
>irish oatmeal
>onion
>agave
>nutmeg
>salt
>avocado oil
>copper
>milk
pretty awesome

>>10195659
You can make some really nice salads with raw broccoli

>>10195030
This, it pains me every time I see someone making a fool out of themselves when chopping onions.
Like in OPs webm.

>>10195449
>but the videography is pretty impressive here

Yeah care about the aesthetic instead of making informative shit.

>>10195661
after making this post I added cilantro for some extra crunchiness and pizzazz

>>10191950
Literally just don't chop through the fucking root and you are fine when doing onions.
All these """tricks""" and (((special cookware))) to keep you from crying are completely pointless if you learn how to cut properly.

>>10194667
Why?

>>10194673
>This kills the orange.

>>10194427
little bits...

I have a tiny mouth and this interests me.

>>10195590

>>10192051
When someone post the same boring shit thread again and again and the plebitt patrol come-a-posting the same repetitive shit. That's how.
Fucking neck yourself faggot.

>>10192051
>Newfag
Fuck me one day of sunlight does not equate to summer.
Leave now.

>>10195148
>filename
>chinese watermark
>liveleak
>africans

The warning signs were there but I foolishly persisted.

>>10194929
how have i survived 46 years without a SMALT ?

>>10195801

>>10191953

>>10193286
> this much wasted space
disgusting

>>10194569
You clearly haven't seen the video

>>10195955
Isn't there an exact copy of this guy's business right next to it?

>>10195955
What about this is appealing or appetizing?

>>10196047
Nothing. It's super basic cheapo street food you could make yourself very easily.
I think people mostly repost that webm because of all the fucking eggs that are everywhere in his stand, none of which are properly refrigerated and carry all sorts of diseases.

>>10192083
Do you think this guy knows he's a meme-cook or does he actually believe that he's good?

>>10194762
i come to /ck/ literally only to watch jack webms

>>10196054
I just can't understand why that would even be a street vendor. This is presumably in a poor country, so why are people wasting money on egg sandwiches? I just don't understand the economics of it.

>>10195801
I've been homeless before and never even considered shoplifting meat from the dollar tree. what the fuck is wrong with jack

not to mention, without even looking i know that he has a battery-operated pepper grinder because that's the sort of retarded thing he'd fall for

>>10196054
>not refrigerated

lrn2cuticle americuck

>>10195148
Can someone explain to me why this is America's fault? Somehow, liberals believe that all black people anywhere are being held back by imperialism and colonization. Is it really anyone's fault but their own that they eat bugmeat?

>>10196073
Yes, the cheap as shit street vendor in a poor as fuck shitstain of a country whose single dish uses two eggs totally has access to bio eggs that weren't washed and isn't buying old eggs from civilized countries wholesale.

>>10196054
>none of which are properly refrigerated and carry all sorts of diseases.
since when do you have to refrigerate eggs? methinks you don't know shit, anon

>>10196081
there's too many double negatives going on here, i have no clue what you're trying to say

>>10195447
At least this one serves a real purpose, wine drinkers always want to keep their wine fresh.

>>10196086
It's proper English, do you have dyslexia or something?

>>10196094
It may be proper English, but you're being sarcastic. You think that guy is buying old eggs from "civilized countries" wholesale?
Where did you get that idea?

>>10195124
to be fair in central europe we call crepes pancakes, but if you flavor it with moderation, ie. dont oversweeten it, it can be quite cool
protip: a bit of cinnamon and a touch of pulverized sugar can do magic

>>10192774
Thats fucking disgusting

>>10192635
on the other hand this one is not overcomplicated and gets to be a pretty food (that is a must for facebook) while being easy to make and probs not too bad tasting

>>10192774
I really hate how food culture in 2018 has been reduced to money shots of dripping yolks and stretchy cheese. Who the fuck falls for that? It's the easiest thing in the world to accomplish a running yolk or stringy cheese. It's really not that big of a deal.

>>10195792
every winter i fall into a deep depression and all i do is watch jack videos and sleep

>>10192389
>call something dumb
>add something even dumber in the subject
idiocracy at its finest

>>10195034

Vodka came out my nose when he threw the shrimp on the floor.

>>10196054
>refrigerate eggs
Is this bait?

>>10192651
did you expect a faggot flag recipe to not be about loading your mouth with white cream?

>>10191950
Or ya know... you could not be a dipshit dumb woman and not cut off the root.

>>10192806
>a normal recipe with a fixed timer is too hard
>here our easy way to do it, that has random variables that will change depending of your pan size and heating method.
stop spreading stupidity, world.

>>10195481
that's the joke

>>10193633
>the fresh food rolls out of the cutting board
close that place before someone dies

>>10192002
I've cut onions that turned my apartment into a tear gas chamber.
I've has risidual hang in the air for hours.
Admittedly due to poor ventilation options at the time.
But it's been horrendous a couple times.

And I say this after being OC gassed on no less than 12 occassions over 8 years.

>>10193689
That's their problem, isn't it? Why do you even know about what allergies someone else's kid has?

>>10193842
non-whites are savages, this is grotesque and unnecessary

>>10194977
Nuke Australia already

>>10196236
you're just a pussy. onions are not that bad. go back to call of duty, cunt. i'm sure the tweens there are impressed by your war stories

>>10194732
it's a dog-eating world

>>10193689
Just use wasps.

>>10194977
it does not surprise me in the least that this place is owned and run by a woman.

>>10194732
>illegal to have more than one child
>totally cool to keep more than one dog inside of a shitty chinese apartment

>>10196075
No. The truly ironic thing is that colonialism improved the lives of Africans tenfold. They were given jobs, running water, electricity, phones, roads, and when the various colonials left, they didn't uproot or destroy anything, they left it as is.

And even with everything handed to them on a fucking plate, African countries STILL fucked up.

>>10193186
lift well snibber!

>>10196309
wow nice meme, thanks for contributing

>>10194450
>London
>Chips
Fucking hipsters

>>10194450
Every day I am grateful that I don't live in Europe. God bless you all, but seriously... it's over, Johnny.

>>10194509
I am so sorry that I haven't done my fair share to uphold your conservative steak and ketchup for REAL MEN meme

>>10196291
Then why don't we colonize it again? I don't see the problem.

>>10196340
Why would we? What is there to gain?

>>10196340
They're in the process of being colonized again, this time by China. They've successfully fought back the white devil, convinced the white devil to give them money, then turned around and begged China to treat them like an abusive husband would.

>>10193186
lift well snibber!

>>10194414
when you sift it, you get rid of lumps in dry ingredients

>>10192670
Why is everything the Japanese bake so dry and plain?

Even after having lived in Japan, I haven't figured this out.

>>10196360
That's not dry though?
Maybe a bit plain, sure, but that cheesecake is really fluffy and a bit moist.
You don't need strong in your face flavors on everything anon, subtlety can be plenty delicious.

>>10194450
el goblino de bretaña

>>10196365
Yes and no. The cake may be fluffy and moist, but it's still just a plain cake without any cream or liqueur or any other accouterments. By pretty much anyone else's standards, that's exceptionally bland and uninteresting.

>>10194912
>"smart" salt dispenser
>can't even dispense salt without a phone connected

>>10196388
>doesn't work half the time
>prevents you from adding more salt than necessary to your food
>saves you from having a heart attack

seems pretty smart to me

>>10195239
w2c gyroscopic grill

>>10192677
Carbonara

>>10194912

>this is what happens when techies eat nothing but fast food

>>10196038
Nah it's two windows for the same stall

>>10192470
Get gassed

>>10192774
Looks like an evil.hamburger charecter from a McDonald's promotion

>>10195051
so basically the same thing you described except bacon instead of spam... okay

>>10195794
>>10195799
Stop using your prayer time to shitpost, it's disrespectful to allah.

>>10194752
This is some tier 1 level stupid shit

>>10196056
he seems to be enjoying it

>>10196435
I see you are very adamant about your egg preferences.

>>10195051

>spam and eggs on a hawaiian roll
>over complicated
>goes on to suggest practically the same thing

Can't tell if trolling or legitimately retarded.

>>10195955
How the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>10196481
Weak post.
Why would I pull out my phone during a prayer to comment on a /ck/ ylyl thread.
If your going to offend me try not to be such an adolescent and at least try.

>>10196529
>your
And the broken English continues.

>>10195447
Alright, I need one more. Maybe two if we're going to have a second season.

>>10194038
>subjective
All boards on 4chan are elitist, you're not allowed to use that word.

>>10196519
Why would a Lord need leave his fortress?

>>10196206
That sounds like it would be extremely painful.

>>10197164
For you.

>>10194941
fucking kek

>>10194912
Or if you are Spider Jerusalem just have your SMALT dispense precise measurements of cocaine.

>>10193842
> x-com: terror from the deep

>>10194732
> The dog knows he's going to be eaten later

>>10197468
>he