/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10213211
>drive to liquor store and start drinking
I hope you lose access to your daughter, you negligent asshole.

>>10213222
because drinking at my house is illegal
wtf i hate myself

>>10213211
this is my typical day
except when it's not the first of the month i remember i'm infertile and go to the liquor store anyways
i hate welfare monkeys

>>10213244
Don't ever drink in front of your child you mental midget. And don't give me that "i locked myself in my room" bullshit. You're neglecting her and she saw your dumbass stumbling to the bathroom.

>>10213338
>DONT DRINK ALCOHOL IN FRONT OF CHILD
oh stfu you moron
Name one person who does this, and name one reason why anyone would do that to begin with. Fucking Americans.

>>10213338
/ck/ has the most insufferable self-righteous niggers of any board

>>10213363
ive never even heard of this outside of some religious fundie bullshit before.

>went to grocery store last night a little after 7
>deli was closing at that time
>deli worker put out huge container of tendies and napkins for customers to enjoy so they would not have to be thrown away
>went back to free tendie station 3 times during my trip

I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble

>>10213211
Ok, so you say you're at the store shopping with your daughter. From there you go to PriceRite. While at PriceRite instead of shopping you play with your daughter and lose all sense of time. Somehow you suddenly realize that it's Saturday morning and leave PriceRite to go shopping somewhere else(?).
You're a quick shopper.
You arrive at the next location and blackout for no reason, but soon realize that it's 1PM and welfare check day.
The store is busy and you had to wait in line for longer than you probably should have.

This is your story?

>>10213543
Good pasta

>>10213543

>>10213543
I have never been bitten by a random child nor do I know of anyone who has.
Maybe leaf children are more behaved I suppose.

>>10213211
>Be incredibly racist OP.
>Cannot say shit because my cowardliness around people of color.
>Shuffle around store and mumble to myself because autistic and hungover because I cannot function in normal society.
>Have to wait in line because self check will not let me argue about prices of my tendies with a machine.
>Go home defeated, but not before I spend the rest of my money on booze so I can replete my cycle of self destruction and bitterness.
>Have a fit and hit my kid when I get home because she might like "one of those darkies" and needs o know her place.
>Try to jerk it to incest porn but get whiskey dick so I have to bitch on 4chan.

>>10213543
>mfw I can legit use this excuse because my doctor told me I have Hep A.
Thank fuck for a bad liver and alcoholism.

>>10213821
Found the nignog on food stamps

>>10213821
I think you need to lay off the nigger dick

>>10213338
>dont ever drink in front of your child

lolwut, there's nothing wrong with that

I actually drank with my son when he got old enough. Explained that he would be asked to drink by other people and that he should not do so, but if he does, he should call me or his mom at any time so we can get him home safe, then we sat on the porch and had a few beers so he knew what it was like to be drunk and how he would be impaired

You people who shelter your kids so badly are the ones fucking them up so badly

>>10214006
Go to bed gramps

>go to store in business casual get up after work
>know exactly what I need to go pick up and where it is
>"Hi sir I am looking for <thing>"
Uh I don't work here
>"Are you sure? you're not on break are you?"
No I really don't work here
>"well do you know someone who does, I need to find <thing>!"
Uhh I think it's over there but not really sure sorry
>get stared at weirdly like I work there

>>10213528
Grocery Kino

>>10213338
a drunk dad is a fun dad
obviously you were raises by a single mom you hysterical faggot

>>10213211
>having kids
fucking retard. Benoit yourself and your kid.

>>10213211
>cooking with trout for the first time
>go up to the fish counter at my favorite grocer (for me, it's Central Market)
>ask for the trout
>ask him to take the skin off
>"haha why, you don't wanna do it yourself?"
>"nah I'd rather let the professionals do it"
>takes off skin
>weighs and charges me without the skin
>saved a few buckaroos

>>10213543
Idk if this is a pasta or not, is God

>>10214083

>Uh I don't work here
>"Are you sure?

lol

>>10213338
>>10214101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg

>>10214219
Dude I dunno this happened a few times, and usually from an older person or what is probably a single mother. I use to work in a grocery store(long ago and not at that store) so the only thing I could possibly think is that they believe I am near the end of my shift, on break, or just got off work and trying to avoid customers.

>>10213528
Public’s is good but expensive
No coupons
No double/triple coupons
But their subs are good and their deli and produce are good

>>10214309
I've seen them run BOGOs in the circular on occasion.

>in line
>lady obviously using bogus coupons for shit like 99% off or something
>arguing with the cashier about it being 100% real
>demands the manager and is making a scene
>turns to me attempting to start more stuff like I care

>>10213338
oh my lord who the fuck are you? What is this lmao

>>10213338
>t. Southern Baptist who also believes dancing to be a sin in the eyes of God

>the landwhale who tried to steal makeup and candy by hiding it in her fat folds
>the woman who threw a tantrum because we didn't have any more milk boxes
>the guy who was upset our lotto ticket machine was down because he didn't want to go to the gas station next door
>the star wars merchandise that hasn't sold for 4 months and is occasionally moved around just to fill empty shelf/floor space (i have no idea why it hasn't been marked down yet)

>>10214338
Everyone does bogo
The issue is all of their prices are high
You are paying for the experience of a dill hole to push your cart out to your car and load your bags for you
Old boomers live that shit
And Florida is packed full of old boomers

>>10213211
post pics of daughter

Just general pet peeves for me
>kids throwing shit around
>fatties and people who can't shut up blocking the aisles
>Indians trying to haggle with customer service
>cheap boomers who don't tip the clerks making minimum wage

>>10213211
White people see monotonous activities as a chore now, you are a generation of weak people who lean on race for identity and prosperity.

>>10213211
>picking out eggs
>guy in a motorized cart approaches and stops
>'hey, got enough room to get by?'
>'actually i was wondering if you could grab a dozen large eggs for me, they're on the bottom'
>'sure no problem'
>hand dude his eggs
>'thanks'
>finish shopping
>pay for groceries
>go home

>go to grocery store yesterday
>valentine's cakes are half price
>buy one
>eat 3/4 of it

Every fucking time. I need to stop setting myself up to fail.

I was still under TDEE, but fuck me.

>>10213338
Lol so sensitive. It's not that serious. My dad always drank socially and had a bottle of wine on Friday and Sunday and none of us gave a shit. It's all about how you behave when drunk. We just thought it was funny.

>>10216598
My parents used to drink in the car on occasion. And of course they would have Miller lite every day when they got home from work. My dad can drink like a champion, yet I still don't even think I've ever seen him "drunk." My mom can get absolutely hammered though and it's not great. I turned out to be an alcoholic myself and I still love my parents.

>>10214951
Do americans even fucking tip at grocery stores?

>>10213338
t. Roastie spinster from 1905.

>>10216675
No, that anon is being a fag. The only time I would ever find it reasonable to tip someone at a grocery store is to a give two or three dollars to the bag boy if they help carry shit out to your car. However they don't even do that anymore (at least not around me) so it' a moot point.

>>10213338
t. Puts ketchup on fries

>>10216696
I see if you get extra service ( ive never seen anything besides a cashier in my cunt) ,ut tipping the cashiers is weird to me

>>10213211
>be racist alcoholic 4channer
>have a child
Poor kid

>>10216714
>be assmad liberal on 4chan
>never get laid
No problem there

>>10216675
Yes, unless you're an asshole. Same with gas stations and gyms

>>10213211
ummm there's actually more wypipo on food stamps than black, so y'all mayonnaise eaters got no room to complain

>>10216675
Fact: Mexicans do tip the baggers at Walmart (or at least my Mexican cousins do)

>>10214006
Basically how I was raised but with low amounts of vodka and gin, since I didn't like beer.

>>10216622
>I turned out to be an alcoholic myself
gee I wonder why

>>10216675
>tip at a grocery store
>hey thanks for dragging my food across the path of a laser and making the register beep, here's $5
why must everyone be insufferable pricks these days
>>10216764
then they were the one and only MEH-HEE-KHAN-OZE to ever do that, you should feel lucky to have known them

>>10214210
Ive seen it posted before. Doesnt necessarily mean its not true though..

>>10216788
I know the dick is too small to turn into a vagina but can't they take some material from that schnozz? Goddamn.

>>10216814
I imagine her tiny dick to be the same shape and size of a rear-view mirror ball mount
>pic related, magnified 10x

>>10214210
It is. Maybe 10 years old too.

>>10214083
I have had that happen a couple of times and always gave them wrong answers that take them to the other side of the store.

>>10214839
>12 hours later
>Still the only relevent post
Pics OP.

>>10214210
>>10213543
Fuck that's some vintage pasta. That post was what got me interested in 4chan in the first place
>2007 was 11 years ago

>>10216733
Fuck off /pol/ falseflagger

>>10213821
>If you don't like black people you should sperg out and cause a scene around them while shopping with your kid
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>10215186
>grocery shopping
>not a chore on welfare day
My story is a large black woman was screeching at the customer service line trying to return opened boxes of cereal for cash, which were paid for with ebt. Long lone of people getting irritated until she finally leaves with the cereal after realizing she couldnt get the money. Lovely woman otherwise, i'm sure.

>>10213821
nigger

Do Americans not know how to do basic algebra anymore?

> be me
> paying for groceries at krogers
> groceries cost $6.10
> I give the black cashier $11.10 cause I wanted to make a $5
> black cashier stares at my money, stares back at me
> "Why you give me $11? Yo food only $6?"
> I explain to him I wanted a $5 bill back instead of change
> He looks at me with a confused face like I just asked him to explain nuclear fission
> "hol up, lemme get my manager"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Are all americans this fucking math illiterate?

>>10217100
>math illiterate
That would be innumerate not illiterate you fucking retard.

>>10217100

Have you ever heard of Affirmative Action europoor?

It's a system in america where we let blacks into prestigious colleges simply because of the color of their skin.

This is the end result.

A bunch of illiterate and math challenged blacks with prestigious college degrees they didn't earn thinking they're entitled to jobs.

>>10217100

What do you expect? Here in America, we hand out jobs based on skin color and quotas. This is what you get.

>>10217121
Sounds like a white mans excuse for being a failiure.

>>10213338
Think you're projecting your own alcohol problem, plenty of people can drink and not end up stumbling all over the place.

>>10217141
>Sounds like an indian, chinese, japanes, korean etc. etc. excuse for being a failiure.

Yup... blacks have been taking the place of every other race due to skin color quotas. Not just whites.

This is neo-liberal racism in action. Appease the niggers because they cry the loudest, but fuck all the other races right?

>>10213211
>with daughter
>drive to liquor store
>forget you mentioned earlier that youre poor
could you be any less competent? you already failed as a father

>>10217164
To be fair from a historical context blacks are owed more by society than any other race.
So what if young Tyrone gets to go to college in place of a spoiled white rich kid or some gook who doesn't even belong in the country ,doesn't make up for centuries of discrimination,msegregation and slavery.

>>10217193
>So what if young Tyrone gets to go to college in place of a spoiled white rich kid or some gook

Wow. Look at this fucking white liberal mental gymnastics to justify his racism.

We have suffered through centuries of black crimes, assaults, rapes, murders. Where is our "preparations" and what "makes up" for the centuries of crimes that blacks have committed?

You white people and your justification of your double standard for blacks is laughably racist.

You have zero self awareness of what a piece of shit Racist you truly are.

>>10214156
CENTRAL MARKET IS GOD TIER

>>10217193

Trying to justify your racism isn't helping.

Just go ahead and say that you are a racist. I don't care why.

>>10217214
I'm not racist, you clearly are the one who has a problem with black people. I'm simly saying they should get what society owes them even if it's at the expense of those who have not suffered historically.
Bluntly put a black youth DESERVES opportunity.

>>10217242
>I'm not racist,

Says the racist, as he tries to explain why blacks get special privileges over all other races.

>>10217242
>Bluntly put a black youth DESERVES opportunity.

lol

And a white kid doesn't?
An asian kid doesn't?
A latino kid doesn't?
All other kids of other races don't?

Fuck you and your racism. You're not helping anybody. All you are doing is dividing your nation based on who you deem more entitled.

>>10217253
You nazis are dumb.
All these programmes are in place by way of apologizing for how these people were treated.
Whites held them back, now they deserve a bit of help so they can progress.
Do you not want to see more black doctors, professors, CEOs, Generals and politicians?

>>10217242

Oh good. We need more white liberals to play God and tell us which minorities which races are more "entitled" and which are not.

>>10217266
>Whites held them back,

lol

Yeah. Indians and Asians don't play in the NBA only because blacks held them back.

You are just full of racist stereotypes and other bullshit aren't you?

>>10217261
A black kid deserves it more.
We never persecuted other races on the scale we did blacks.
The USA is 56% white and that figure is dropping.
We need well educated ethnic minorities for the future or America will become irrelevant on the world stage.
If you want to see how bad it would be with ignorant morons in charge you only have to look at the current administration for a glimpse of what would happppen.

>>10217294
>A black kid deserves it more.

Fuck you and your well meaning racism. Ignorant & well meaning. None the less, it's still racist as fuck and wrong.

> We need well educated ethnic minorities for the future

You have plenty of us here in the US. We're not blacks, and we don't blame every one of their own fucking failures on other races.

We don't need your fucking special priveliges and can still succeed on our own.

Still. Doesn't make your racist ideals any less wrong.

>>10217307
I'm not a racist, I'm a realist.
Go back to /pol/.

>>10217313
>I'm not a racist

You keep saying this. Followed up by really dumb stereotypes and some ignorant ideals. But I actually believe you when you say that you don't realize your racist as shit.

>>10217313
What did the great mlk jr say? Something about judging not on the color of skin but the content of character? I dunno seems dumb when you can just muh slavery every situation

>>10217294
Actually there is a long history of bad persecution of both Irish and Asian immigrants too. It wasn't too uncommon for a railway foreman to take them outback and shoot them after their work was done rather than pay them the already low pittance they were owed.

That's not all either, look into it. Lots of races (including low status whites) got shit on in the history of this country.

>>10217214
>We have suffered through centuries of black crime sprees

This. I'll be more than happy to pay 'reparations' after all the blacks pay reparations for every man, woman, & child they and their ancestors have raped, murdered, assaulted, or robbed.

>ITT: gay made up shit and one successful troll

>>10217403
Black that were bought here had no choice, they were slaves.
The Irish and Asians could have left any time by their own free will.
This is why black people are owed a debt.

>>10217418
Shouldn't we charge them fare? Those poor wops, micks and gooks had to pay.

>go to grocery store
>decide to buy food for 2 days
>it's fucking 30 euros again

>>10217407
You got me.
Nothing like a white liberal, slavery apologist to stir up the retards.
You called me out, I'm done.

>>10217100
>Black person is mind blowingly stupid
>Willfully naive anon tries to conflate this with all Americans
I've legitimately had a black person ask me to add up like 10 small items before because they don't "do school shit" before and the dude was pushing 30

>>10217121
You think the Kroger employee has any college degree?

Ill take "shit that never happened" for $100 Alex.
>>10217719
why wouldnt he just type in the amounts in the register like everyone else so it calculates the change automatically?
>>10217100
so a cashier told you to add up your purchase at the counter? this isnt even quality bait.

>>10217418
Original person here that brought up the Irish/Asian thing. For the record, I don't completely disagree with you on the treatment part. It was harsh, unfair, and even in the liberation it was unfair.

Where I disagree is the marginalizing of the suffering of others to fit your narrative. FYI most of those people came here because they had to, some were indentured servants, Irish were used as political slaves before the proliferation of African slaves in quite a few of the colonies and also fled from their homeland for other reasons after their slavery ended.

My point is that saying something is owed is a slippery slope. All opportunity comes at an expense and no one deserves to suffer. That doesn't mean help isn't in order.

>>10213211
I've got a quick one, why not.
>Be me around 15 minutes ago
>Getting some things from my local grocery store
>New girl in the checkout lane (I can tell she's new because I know everyone who works there)
>Everything is going fine, she stops to check the numbers on some of the produce but hey she's new and I'm not in a rush
>She gets to a bundle of beetroot
>She stops
>She stands there confused for about 10 seconds before asking me if I knew what this mystery produce was called
>I tell her they're beets
>She looks even more confused and looks it up on the produce sheet
>Eventually she finds it, I pay and drive home equally confused
This was a bizarre experience for me /ck/ do people not know what beets are?
I have them fairly often and have never run into anyone who had a problem identifying a beet in my life.
At least she was good looking.

>>10213338
You can drink around your kids and still be a completely fine parent within reason.
>t. Someone who's parents have always had a couple drinks every night and has not negatively affected me in any way.
Maybe if you weren't always such a faggot your dad wouldn't have to get drunk and hit you every day.

>>10218258
i love beets, but only if dre makes em,

>>10218320
I want to say that was a low-effort shit joke but my story was kind of a low-effort shit story so I guess we're square.

>>10213543
G O O D
P A S T A

>>10217780
>why wouldnt he just type in the amounts in the register like everyone else so it calculates the change automatically?
Never said this took place in a grocery store

>>10213821
Ooh wow looks like you struck a chord with these morons who NEED TO GO BACK

>>10214356
was it a POC by any chance?

>>10216622
you sound like a nice boy anon

>>10213821
Kek! /pol/tard sturmdrumpfers btfo! Good riddance, faggots.

>>10217100
I don't do this anymore unless it's a really obvious amount, like $21 in cash for $11 of product, because of the amount of baffled looks I've gotten when I had over excess change.

I've had more than a few cashiers take my paper money and hand the coins back to me like I'm a fucking retard, then ring me up and hand me a fistful of shrapnel as change.

niggers are a general problem when shopping

*you overcharged me
*how much was ___?
*dat was on sale
*expired coupons
*can you ring deez up seprit? (10 different items)
*i aint gots enough fo all dis

>>10219068
If it wasn't for pajeets willing to work 84 hour weeks running tax free stores, blacks would starve to death in ghettos because there's no other business model that will work in a black ghetto because the majority of them do this.

>have salad bar in store
>it's a complete rip off 6.99/pound
>Smartest method is to buy the meals predone where they are marked a bit down to 4.99, or buy the salad but don't put dressing on it
>almost every day some fat people come in for lunch in a hurry
>Someone loaded up with chicken/meats, eggs, tomatoes, tons of ranch or dressing, other heavy items
>ring up salad almost always 8-13 dollars
>"OH HOLD UP IT SAYS 6.99 OVER THERE"
Yeah per pound
>It's not per pound! It's never been per pound!
yeah the prepackaged ones aren't by pound
>mmmmm I don't think so Imma go talk to the manager about this
>line held up,
yes ma'am it's by pound
>Oh okay thank you!
>mmm I don't know about this, but you know what they say eating healthy is expensive


Almost the same with the chicken wings, but people just eat half of them before checking out mostly

>>10213211
Shit that girl fat

>day after hurricane Irma
>Publix still has power so I decide to grab a sub there instead of breaking into my MRE's
>hit by disgusting stench as I walk through the doors
>deli counter is mobbed with stinking fucking niggers
>employees are putting out boxes of fried chicken as fast as they can but niggers are still fighting over them
>cashier tells me EBT could be used for a month to buy hot food because of the storm and all the nogs from 'that part of town' had overrun the store.
It was a goddamn zoo in there and smelled even worse.

>>10213338
>not drinking 12 year whiskey
>not sharing with your preteen daughter
>not getting get blackout drunk
>not molesting and fucking her before shitposting on 4chan

>>10219227
Hi fellow Southern Baptist! Let's bow our heads and pray for our fallin daughters while we plot our next exploit to beg forgiveness for.

>>10219090
Niggers can't into weight (unless it involves drugs)
The Winn-Dixie around here stopped selling chicken wings by the lb. and started doing it by the tub. $8 for however many wings the pavement apes can cram into each one and fit a lid on.

>>10219339
Ain't nuthin wrong with teachin the fruit of yer lions about nuttin an beer, yah queer

>at walmart early in the morning because I'm nocturnal
>see black guy wearing a backpack with the zippers unzipped
>he was probably there to gank some shit
On a side note, it's so empty at sunrise compared to other times, even late at night at like 3AM. 6-7AM walmart shopping is comfy as fuck.

>>10219347
>ethnic family comes in
>gets bag full of wings at the start
>walks around the store with family eating them
>managers won't "see it" or say anything because they know it will cause a scene
>comes to check out, just bones int he bag
>still complains about the price
>Loss Prevention keeps coming to the store to tell cashiers that if they ring up friends as banana's for food they will find and fire you!
>won't do a thing about the ethnic culture just eating stuff of the shelves because it could cause a scene to the other customers

>>10216788
>Waiter detected

>>10217193
Whites were slaves at a point too. There's no group of people in history that hasn't been enslaved at some point.

>>10219385
If they really wanted to do something, best option to make people pay at the deli before getting their food from now on. Inconvenient, sure, but those fucks ruined it for everyone.

>be slightly femme Asianboi manlet
>at Walmart walking through isles
>pretty, thicc black girl fairly taller than me do "the dance" where we sort of awkwardly block each other while trying to get past
>unconsciously smile at her
>she smiles back genuinely
>fantasize about her later and jerk of to Ebony porn that day
>still think about her every now and then

>>10219420
What a mundane story and how pathetic that you hold on to this as a fantasy.

>>10214156
I moved away from Seattle a few years back, and man do I miss Central Market. One of the only regional stores that I'll shill for on here. Good Asian import selection, good quality, just overall great.

>>10219415
Oh I agree

They put it next to the soup/salad stuff and leave it fair game because competitors don't do it, or another one in a rich white place does it. So obviously the only thing that could be the cause is the fact that the highschoolers hired for bagging/cashiering are to blame. Problem is even the deli and seafood places would just tag it and let it go assuming people would pay for it. Dunno how many times people would just walk to the starbucks cafe sit and eat then leave in my life.

>>10219415
Niggers would declare that racist. The NAACP would file a bunch of lawsuits. And the SPLC would list the store as a hate group.

>>10213211
>be wetback
>go to your nearest PriceRite
>old man has trouble pulling a shopping cart from the cart "chain"
>help him out, he says thanks
>start shopping for the usual, bagels, cheese, water, and yogurt
>see other wetbacks doing the usual
>realize what they do makes people hate me involuntarily, just like how i hate shitskins
>get anxious
>buy a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream
>eat it all at home

>>10219454
I hate to admit it, but I used to take Wal-mart deli food and eat it in the built-in Subway all the time when I was a shitty little delinquent. But I was a neglected middle/high schooler and the Wal-mart was on the walk home from school, it's not like I do it now.

>>10219462
And they wouldn't have a leg to stand on, as long as the store does it to everyone and not just blacks. That's how all the ghetto grocery stores are here.

>>10219470
It's the image the store wouldn't risk it. They could go AYO HOL UP and make a scene and give the store a bad image because they never did anything wrong(on that visit yet).

>>10219478
Have the employees explain it's the new store policy and applies to everyone. I'm telling you plenty of stores already do it, it's not some big new thing.

>>10219415
The loss would have to be pretty high to effectively combat it, the only real way to combat it would be to put a register at the deli or have to show the cooks a receipt first. Either way it could look bad because

>Why does the customer have to go pay then go back to wait for food
>The customer could need to pick up more things, why do they need to be in line twice?
>putting a register in the deli could be expensive and cause more staff overhead

You're logic is fine if everyone thought the same way, but the store doesn't want to get into looking like it doesn't trust it's customers.

>>10219498
You're not wrong, but again it depends on the chain and where the focus is. If it's focused on customer service, it can be next to impossible to do something like that. Ghetto stores probably don't give a second thought about that, but other stores will.

>>10213338
>t.never had a drink with his father
I pity you, truly and deeply. You will never know the special moment between father and son that is being seen as man enough to drink scotch and shoot the shit between him, his friends, and their sons and being seen as an equal during the evening hours of a barbecue.

>>10219465
What's "the usual?" Shopping? Stealing?

>>10219541
just the common stereotypes. i actually never seen anyone steal once, besides little kids

>>10219548
>i actually never seen anyone steal once, besides little kids

Most stores have a do not chase or call out policy unless it's a ghetto store where they will hire someone for it. Doing so in most stores not in a ghetto won't say anything because it can hurt "image" and the loss probably isn't even a dent in the budget

>>10216908
/ck/ is a normie board

>>10219451
H Mart is waaaaay better for Asian import stuff.

>work produce at grocery chain
>usual hours are graveyard
>formerly 24 hours
>close at 1am for the past few months
>people try to get in 5 minutes before closing
>mfw i get to turn them away

>get some nice pesto
>qt cashier girl asks me if i'm having a fancy pasta dinner
>say yeah and ask her if she likes pesto
>she does but she hasn't tried this one
>get outside and scoop a bit of the pesto into a small ziplock baggie i keep for collecting specimens at the park
>go back inside and give it to her
>can't really gauge her reaction because i got nervous and started sperging out but i think she was happy

Next time I go in I think I will ask her to be my girlfreind, any tips ?

>>10220133
That's pretty weird anon. I'm surprised she didn't call the cops on you.

>>10219531
LOL, what a fag. How old were you when he first let you suck his cock?

>>10220144
why? she was making eye contact with me and smiling and we had a shared interest (pesto), it wasn't a big gift so she won't feel beholden to me and if she already has a boyfreind there isn't enough pesto for him to have any

next time i go shopping and make her my gf and we eat pasta together you still think im wierd?

>>10214029
T. Triggered millennial.

>>10217193

>they are owed more
Nope, fuck right off with that, every people has had a time of troubles and no ones else gets a free ride so fuck right off with that gibs Bullshit. You either earn it or die.

>>10215229
wait, like 14 day old cake? wtf, mate?

>>10220162
holy fuck! the AUSTISM. its like a thick fog. a smog. an austismug.

>>10220162
can i make an ED page on you? do you want to be the next chris chan? this sounds like its where your saga starts, mate.

>>10220133
i bet you dipped your autismo cock into it before you gave it to her. smeg king.

>>10217294
That figure isn't dropping anymore and we owe the Japanese way fucking more than the blacks, we have the blacks more opportunities than they ever would have had in Africa or the Caribbean, while we fucked all Japanese Americans out of their businesses and land in the 40s and they didn't get Shit.
Quit hiding behind your virtue signalling and admit you're a Fucking racist bigot.

>>10213338
Ah, you seem mistaken.

Tumblr is that way, this is 4chan; where people make fun of people like you.

>>10220698
>niggers are such irresponsible parents they are literally the worst people
>hey it's cool to drink in front of your daughter let's make fun of people who think it's not

>>10220698
pro tip: referring to 4chan as if its a special culture separate from other social media is one of the most cancerous things you can do you child

>>10220701
>>10220704
confirmed for being visitors to 4chan.

Lurk more before posting dum dums

>>10220705
I’ve been here longer than you. You’re one of the petulant children who led to moot abandoning this place and leaving it to rot in the cesspool it had become.

>>10213211

OP is 100% telling the truth, he is 100% a responsible caregiver for a small child who had a horrible experience at the grocery store because all the niggers came out for their monthly stipend.

He definitely is not a half-white, obese, basement dwelling loyal soldier of Kekistan covered in funion dust

>>10220710
>moot

Literally who?
isn't he that new fag that Snacks called out and banned?

>>10220162
Do you have autism anon? It's okay to tell us. We're all anon here.

>>10217535
>two days
>30€

What the fuck are you buying? Also, hit up your local farmer's marketplace. You will always find better deals on vegetables and fruit provided you know how to shop.

>>10219971
>>close at 1am for the past few months
>>people try to get in 5 minutes before closing

This should not annoy me as much as it does. I mean, I get it if you work at a pharmacy or something because sick people can't really help it if they need something for their sore throat, but I've seen faggots buying BREAD at midnight.

>>10219750
>mfw my store used to have a chase policy.
>mfw I remember one of my managers literally tackle a crackhead into a curb in the parking lot.
>mfw I watched him pick up a wigger a month ago and throw him out of the store because he actually jumped the gun counter and tried to take a shotgun off the locked case.

>>10219412
>Whites were slaves at a point too.
The irish do not count as people.

>>10217100

> be you at checkout
> that’ll be .99 sir
> give cashier a five, two singles, a two dollar bill, and a Sacajawea coin
> cashier gives confused look
> proceed to give him three quarters, four nickels, two pennies, and a subway token
> stare at cashier and ask if solving second order differential equations was part of his job training

>>10217100
The problem with your story is they all have computers working it out for them now. They do not have to think even once.

>>10220704
It kind of is. Unless you're a plebbit cunt because they steal our Shit constantly

>>10217276

>Whites never did anything bad

This is why America is still fucked. Most racist country on earth

>>10220875
>>10220875

> cashier continues to look confused
> manager comes over is everything ok anon?
> your stupid cashier cant figure out my change
> sir you’re at self checkout
> well I want to put 7 dollars on my visa, 3.50 on this store gift card, and the rest in cash
> sir I cant do that
> smugly ask the manager if he had to read Of Mice and Men before he was hired
> sir you’re trying to pay with an iTunes gift card and what appears to be Camel cash
> call the manager a nig and try to fight the self checkout

>>10220944

>>10217418
>import a couple of hundred thousand blacks and force them to work without pay, freedom or responsibility
>150 years later their tens of millions of descendants get pay without work and freedom without responsibilities

Really makes me think.

>>10213338
>All these alcoholics calling you wrong when youre right
LMAO

This thread really feels like old 4chan. I love it.

>>10213222
>>>10213211 (OP)
>>drive to liquor store and start drinking
>I hope you lose access to your daughter, you negligent asshole.

You must be a touchy soyboy. Go elsewhere with your feelings.

>>10220944
>>10220952
What the fuck? I can deal with his other shit that everyone whinges about, but if he's a faggot we've got to impeach him.

>>10220944
Why not leave then?

Oh, that’s right- because despite the US being the most racist country on earth it’s still pretty much the best option on the planet. Shut the fuck up.

>>10220976
oh so you're ok with him saying, and I quote, "Take the guns first, go through due process second." but not with him getting a little penice on the side?

>>10220984

I don't disagree with that at all. The racism isn't enough to make me leave, doesnt mean its not fucked up. So fuck you

>>10221020
Hypocrite. I grew up on 3 different continents over the course of my childhood, in some real third world counties, and you have no fucking clue what ‘racism’ is really like.

India still has low caste people killed and sprayed with acid for drinking from the wrong public water fountain. And you think the US is worse than that? Get your head out of your ass.

>>10221044
India is a developing country you fuck.
Those are two different things.

>>10221044

We're talking about history you dumb cunt. America is "less racist" than it was, in some contexts its "less racist" than certain third world countries today (not a grand achievement), but history deniers aren't helping the problem.

>>10221050
Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of your goalposts moving.

>>10221050
Yeah but Indians and Americans both shit in the street so there is a correlation.

>>10213543
Good pasta. I fucking hate kids, and mostly their parents for letting them be pieces of shit
>On the cash register at work
>Greeting cards are in front of the register
>While I'm helping a woman her piece of shit kid is just knocking over cards
>She half assedly tells him to stop, but doesn't actually stop him as he keeps on doing it, throwing like a dozen of them on the ground
>Once I finish charging her and hand her the receipt she turns to the door to leave
>"Mam, please pick up the cards your son threw on the ground"
>She looks at me, clearly shocked that I even asked her to clean up after HER fucking kid before she quietly puts the cards away and leaves
Seriously, fuck shitty parents

>>10221090
mart sharting =/= street shitting

>>10219090
The salad/olive bars are a complete rip off, but amazing deals if you go to self check out
>Make salad and load it up with all the toppings like chicken, mushrooms, eggs, ect
>Go to self check out
>Put in the code for apples instead
>Salad is now 99 cents per pound
>Take salad home and use my own lettuce to make this box of toppings last for like 5 salads
Just make sure the person working self check out isn't watching and do it fast. If you get caught claim you made a mistake

>>10219470
>>10219498
You're too naive
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/14/philadelphia-city-council-approves-bill-to-remove-bulletproof-glass-from-storefronts.html
Bullet proof glass is being removed because "It's demeaning and racist". But everyone is affected by the bullet proof glass, not just blacks

LOS

>>10216675
Jesus christ man

>>10219971
>>10220769
People who do not respect closing time always fucking annoy me, no matter the context. It's like they have no consideration of the people working who have worked their shift and just want to go home.
>Work at a ups store
>Store is kinda small, so the glass window/door at the front has a full view of the registers/back
>Lock up for the day once we hit closing time, but we still need to count out the register and do other closing stuff like the trash
>Usually at least one person a day will come to the door, see it's locked, but knock on it anyway because they see us inside (behind the metal gate we drop down, just to really drive home the fucking sign that we're closed) and ask/beg us to let them in to do "just one really quick shipment"
>They then act like I'm the bad guy when I tell them no, despite the fact that they showed up 10 minutes after we closed
The worst ones are the people who call us saying they're on their way and to please let them in if they arrive late. I won't do that anymore because the last person showed up a minute after closing time, and then spent fucking 10 minutes preparing their shipment which on the phone they promised was "just a drop off"

10220948

> sir you’re trying to pay with an iTunes gift card and what appears to be Camel cash

kek

>>10217294
>We never persecuted other races on the scale we did blacks.
You're just woefully ignorant of history, then. Native Americans are nearly extinct. Most of the Russian population were serfs much longer than slavery existed in the Americas. Romans enslaved pagans from all corners of the Earth. Chinese people were enslaved to build the railroads. Irish people were worked to death building American canals. And don't get me started on gypsies. All of these people had it just as bad, if not worse than black people. Yet they don't need reprerations. Why is that?

Also
>go to grocery store
>grab onto shopping cart
>the handle is wet
>WTF did I just touch?

>>10217266
>realize your argument is bad
>call the other person a nazi
School out today, or what?

>>10221358
>>10221404
Read the thread.
You're being trolled.

>>10220835
Neither do Niggers.

>Get job at grocery store
>I'm only in town for the summer
>Since there's no time to train me as a cashier I work in the back and stock shelves with the convicts
>Because I come to work every day I am already the best employee
>Don't have to talk to customers
>Nobody is watching me, I can take a break and play on my phone if I want
>So long as I get the big stuff nobody notices if some of the work is undone, too busy threating to fire the guys who don't come in
Shit was cash

>>10214951
Kek I’m not a boomer but I’d never tip a grocery clerk fag. Waiters, I understand. They get fucked checks on purpose. But you clerks get paid normal, don’t like the wages? Get another fucking job.

>>10219412
There’s a fucking difference between an indentured servant and a slave you fucking mong. At least the poor crackers were seen as more of a person than ol blackie down the street.

>>10217100
>Do Americans not know how to do basic algebra anymore?

No. With Affirmative Action nowadays, they basically just let retarded black kids into college and graduate them just to satisfy government quotas.

Affirmative Action hurts those blacks more than anything else. Saddles them with debt they can't pay off, and gives them a sense of entitlement they didn't earn.

>>10217406
>This. I'll be more than happy to pay 'reparations' after all the blacks pay reparations for every man, woman, & child they and their ancestors have raped, murdered, assaulted, or robbed.

lol 1000% THIS.

You want reparations? Then pay for all the crimes YOUR ancestors committed and we'll call it even.

>>10217418

Holy shit, you might be the epitome of a racist Liberal. Your stereotypes and ignorance is just astounding.

You might want to actually learn some real history that didn't come from some liberal protest pamphlet.

>>10213543
havent seen this pasta in years, really brings me back

>>10213821
hello mr african american welfare man there is no need to be upset

>>10216945
newfag every board is /pol/
blaming them every time you get upset is pathetic

>>10221945
as if the word nigger is only found on pol.
summerfags arent even this nu

>>10221959
this board is honestly one of the worst when it comes to upset leftyfags accusing people of being from /pol/
probably has to do with the number of faggots and women that frequent it

>>10221962
truth.
can we add in redditors to the faggots and women or would that be too redundant?

>>10213338
(you)

Good work anon

well this thread didn't last very long

>>10214156
>Not eating the skin

>do you work here?
Why the fuck would I work here?

>>10221889
It has more to do with No Child Left Behind than affirmative action these days. The American school system is a fucking joke.

>>10221889
>Affirmative Action hurts those blacks more than anything else. Saddles them with debt they can't pay off, and gives them a sense of entitlement they didn't earn.

It doesn't help when you just hand out degrees and trick these people into thinking they are educated when they really aren't.

>>10223403
>Go to college for STEM
>Turns out that to get the jobs the degree 'prepares' me for, I need a half dozen different certifications
>College didn't even fucking mention these, much less help me get them
Going to college is the biggest regret of my life.

>>10220948
>>10220875
I like these

>>10223422
Should have taken women's studies.

>>10219420
Made me laugh. At least one poster in this shit thread isn’t an assblasted poltard

I shop at Whole Foods to avoid having to be around the riff raff
Only real story I got was I saw a hummingbird for the first time that was nommin on flowers at the entrance.
It was so small, at first I thought it was a giant bumble bee

>>10214083
>go to Woolworths on my break
>Have my IGA uniform on
>getting something for dinner because I refuse to buy meat from our own store
>lady comes up to me
>"Hi, I'm looking for Baking Powder"
>"Uhh, I don't work here"
>"Really"
>"Yeah"
>mfw the Woolworths uniform is green, and the IGA uniform is blue

Are people seriously this fucking retarded?

>>10218258
I have this problem with new workers and tomatoes. We sell 3 different types of tomatoes and they ask for about 3 weeks which tomato is which.

>>10213821
You clearly trolled OP cuz he samefagged four times in reply to your post. Well done dude.

>>10224208
>Are people seriously this fucking retarded?
Do you have to ask yourself this?

>>10224245
Sometimes I do. Because I can't fathom it.

>>10224247
Just remember.
They let these kind of people operate cars.

>>10224249
Don't remind me.

>>10217100
this happened to me recently at del taco. At this point I'm not surprised. I just pretended like it was my mistake and moved on. its unfortunate.

>>10217100
>>10224296
Is this even a matter of math skills anymore? Any digital register from at least the past 40 years will work out the difference; only thing the grunts have to do is punch in the numbers. Either they're so brain dead they can't remember this, or their training sucks. Probably both.

>>10221013
Yes. Gun lobbyists have been subverting due process for decades. Fuck due process.

here is every time i go grocery shopping:
>walk in at 11:30pm when nobody is there
>quickly get my groceries
>out of the store by 11:35pm
>barely talk to anybody including the cashier

>>10215186
>gets upset for racially motivated reasons when someone ACURATELY refers to running errands as a chore.

Do you not know what words mean, dumbass?

>>10225170
>this

I go 730 on a Saturday night. No one there and self checkout is still open.

>>10213543
>>10221094
Does this really happen in reality?
If my kid did that I'd without a doubt beat the everliving shit out of him. Who the fuck allows this sort of behavious?

>>10224296
>>10224375
>>10217100
>Cashier is one of the first jobs kid gets
>they think change is audited
>they figure out after a few times

How are you shocked that a non routine transaction confuses a kid?

>>10217121
And this is your reasoning for a store clerk who can't into math?

>>10217100
No, just the performance chimps

>>10217333
He said that many decades ago
And the contents of most niggers is still the same.

>>10219531
I remember that day.
Felt a sense of pride and belonging

>>10225600
Basically we can't let the retards who are too brown just push carts because that's racist.

>>10217193
The only people who are owed anything for millennia of discrimination are the jews

>>10218258
Was she at least cute?

>>10213821
You really are a stupid nigger!

>>10220882
The nigger has to grasp what happens before putting something into the computer.

>>10217266
>>10217294
>>10217418

>>10220835
barbary slave trades faggot. ottoman empire faggot. rome faggot. eat shit faggot.

>>10215218
wholesome story.

*I LIKE EGGZ*

>>10213347
*REMOVE KEBAB*

>>10218258
honestly I am a co-manager at a grocery store and if you have to work at as a cashier for an entire day you brain might litterally get fried. Sometimes they won't even know what kind of salad it is.
real work at a discounter can be fucking hard.
>come to work an hour early
>work without a break 1-1
>coworkers from last shift get out on the minute
>get called a lazy pig next day, for no good reason.
seariously by now I hate this job. I think about stoping and going back to full time stuying, allthought I realy love this profession.
t. guy who works in a discounter that's usually 1-1

Man, I sure am loving these grocery store stories!

>>10226264
>>10221919
>>10218408
>>10217072
>>10216971
>>10213857
>>10213853
>SEETHING

>>10228842
Worked

>>10227891
Your grammar and spelling tells me you need to stay a wagecuck. You are too stupid to get a degree.

>>10213338
ily

>>10214623
That's not what they believe. They believe you should not dance in church because it is a Holy place. Have fun with ur alcoholism and depression

>>10224208
They just see a uniform and assume you work there. Shit's crazy.

>>10229063
>Your grammar and spelling tells me
>tells me

By your own standards, you are a "wagecuck." In reality, getting a degree is easy and degrees on their own merit don't separate "wagecucks" from whatever the hell someone like you fantasizes to become one day

>>10213211
>go to grocery store
>looks nice, decent features, tidy aisles
>customers and staff are social and nice
>ask for something and get help
>go to cash, some small talk with cashier
>pay and leave
anyone who has any worse experience than this should either shop at a different store or move because the people around you are cancerous

>>10220875
>multiplication and addition
>differnetial equations
I didn't realize that this was a brainlet board

>>10214623
You're thinking of Hugonauts.

>>10220769
theres other pharmacies that are open for this specific reason. pharmacists dont get paid for staying overtime. at least in the us anyway.

>>10213821
go back to wakanda you nigger

>>10213338
>>10213347
you should drink in front of your children so that they know what healthy drinking looks like.

>>10229168
>Hugenuts

>>10224208
>>10229092
People use this idiocy all the time to do shit under the radar. Wear a uniform and don't look confused, you can pretty much get away with anything.

>>10217193
nigger

>>10217294
nigger

"There are two things that are infinite: stupidity of mankind and space, but I'm not sure about the latter." -Albert Einstein

>>10213211
Woooohoooo

http://activeterium.com/CYEQ

>>10224208
Why would you refuse to buy food from the store at which you have an employee's discount? Do you honestly believe Woolworths handles its meat any better?

>>10217266
I don't care about skin colour of my doctor, but I care about them being competent. Handing out diplomas because of skin colours doesn't make a good doctor. Best doctor I've had so far was an indian guy.

>>10213821
No one likes or wants your kind here, >>>/africa/

>>10219465

>buying
> water

Glorious British Columbia masterace water

>>10214156
The skin is the best part.

>>10219432
Don't be so perturbed new-friend.

>>10220162
bruhhhhhhh
you know part of being a cashier is being friendly right?

>>10214679
>You are paying for the experience of a dill hole to push your cart out to your car and load your bags for you
This is why Publix is a good business model. I don't want my car dinged by idiots who sail a cart into an open space rather than walk it back. I like that I don't need to walk it back. I like chatting with the same people week after week, who's job is paid for by being polite and packing groceries well. I'm watching prices during checkout, not bagging. Publix is the #1 grocery for all of its existence for a reason.. And, they take coupons, why wouldn't they? I'm assume you don't even shop there.

>>10220960
Karmas a bitch mate.

>>10225582
People who believe that any form of punishment, whether physical or mental, done to kids is going to turn them into serial killers.

>wake up at 1 am the other night and can't go back to sleep
>go downstairs to make breakfast
>completely out of food
>walk over to the 24 hour giant a few blocks away to get breakfast
>there are 3 or 4 teens sitting on boxes in one of the aisles giggling and using a lighter and a spray can to make a flamethrower

>>10219420
kek

>>10221111
stealing robs yourself of your integrity

>>10220749
>Do you have autism anon?
Yes, I do. So what? That doesn't mean i can't be happy.

>>10231125
It was the same behaviour as every guide I have read that says flirting.

So I went back today to do some shopping and see if she was there, and the security guard had a photo of me from the surveillance camera and he wouldn't let me in. He wouldn't even tell me why it was, so I have no idea if it has anything to do with the pesto or something else, but I think it is probably a mistake.
This is really bad because it's the closest store for ages to me and I don't have a car. I'm thinking I'll wait outside the store one day for the qt cashier to get off work so that I can straighten it out with her, and apologise if i have wronged her or ask her to be my girlfriend like I intended if it's all a mistake. I'm not sure If i should take her a new gift or ask for my bag of pesto back if she is not interested though?

>>10231250
ask for the pesto bag back.

>>10231250
Keep dropping off pesto bags

>>10213338
holy shit you are a massive faget

>>10231563
>faget

>>10214951
>tipping minimum wage
If tips are expected you should only be getting paid 1.80.

>>10230283
Isn't that basically what the Hitman games are about?

>>10229080
>anyone who drinks ever is depressed

>>10213821
>rackst OP is racist because he doesnt like being forced to tolerate insufferable noggz

>>10229063
I speak 2 languages fluently and am learing a 3rd right now. I can read scientific papers and listen to every political debate in english... tell me how many languages you can speak.
btw. I am not a wagecuck. we here earn more then minimum wage, once we aren't at the lowest tier.
also I am studying
>just for your information.
>>10229110
seriously, we work 1-1... If neither me or the manager is there the aisles stard looking like shit, that's the problem with old people.

>>10213821
nigger

>>10213211
>be hispanic
>be cashier
>doing my job as usual
>i live/work in a predominant BOOMER neighborhood and rich people if ya know what I mean
>get female elderly customer prolly 50-55
>she reached over the register, grabs my skeleton risk with the grip of rigor mortis and stares straight into my soul
>I'M SO COLD HAHA :D
>i just smile and quickly ring up her items so she can leave

If you think nig nogs are worse? Try these people, they literally treat cashiers like slaves. I was only working there temporary, I have a full time job and live on my own now, but that shit ain't right.

>>10213211
>PriceRite
you a massachusetts fag?

>>10213338
Good troll.

>>10213821
Nigger lmao

>local Safeway has cash register at tendie area
nice

>>10233978
She was hitting on you, anon.

>step out of train with a cloth bag full of stuff
>need to get to store before it closes
>ask cashier if I can drop off my bag at his checkout
>"yeah sure"
>get two or three things and get back to checkout
>see there's two bags sitting behind the checkout now
>pay and tell cashier I'm gonna take take my bag with me
>"yeah I don't care what you do with it lol"
Fucking cunt wouldn't have batted an eye at anyone taking my shit or me taking the other bag as well

>working as casher
>ring up old white lady (my dad is white and my mom is black)
>she asks me if i'm good at my job (wtf)
>i guess
>she reaches over the counter, puts her hand in my mouth, spreads my lips and flicks one of my teeth
>I wtf away from her
>she tells me i look like i work hard
>gives me a hundred
>manager is watching and makes me give him the money

>>10235607
why leave ur bag with cashier unless asked tho

>>10235607

don't trust grocery cashiers to hold things for you

>>10224243
The dude is going crazy Lok at these responses

>>10236030
He's a cuck.
>>10236068
This. half the time they never look behind them if they put the bag back there themselves.
I hate going home and not having half my shit because the fucker forgot to put my bags in the cart.

>>10235650
why would you give it to your manager? You had zero reason to

>>10236864
No tips.

>>10235650
Implies he sold you...

>>10214309
>Public's
I will find you, come to your house, tie you up, and chemically melt you down in your own bathtub for spelling it like that.

>>10231249


>having some sense of loyalty to chain grocery stores

oh you poor, wayward soul

>>10216703
dont fuck with me like this, ill knock your block off

>>10236030
I don't usually do that, but it was an open bag with stuff in it that could have been bought at that store, and no receipt to go with it.
>>10236068
Yeah, next time I just won't even bother