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10235118 No.10235118 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you're making cupcakes and ask for a cup of flour but they get you a cup of sour

>> No.10235125

>>10235118
Who the fuck is “they” and why are you asking anyone for a cup of flour instead of getting it yourself? A thread died for this. You should feel ashamed.

>> No.10236075

>>10235125
You've never baked with a friend?

>> No.10236146

DIE BRONY FAGGOT AND THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL

>> No.10236956

>>10236075
When I was 16 or some shit I had a thing with this chick and about 2 months after it ended she randomly asked me to come to her house and bake with her because her parents were out and we'd be alone for the whole day. I remember being super excited and literally running out of my house and down the road to the bus stop (cuz no car then) because I was led into believing we were gonna bang and I was still a sexual deprived virgin and would have done anything for sex from anybody. So after sitting on the bus for what feels like a lifetime I finally get to this chicks house and she had just started baking some little cream filled pastry things and I was surprised we were actually baking and not fucking but OK so I helped her make these things (and looking back on it she was really shit but maybe it's because we were so young) and we were mixing shit and whatever other baking stuff. While doing this we were touching each other and kissing a little etc, and then she put then in the oven, set a timer so it would turn off when it was done and looked into my eyes and said "follow me" and I was losing my shit internally because this was it, so she grabbed my hand and pulled me into the other room and laid down on the couch, I got on top of her and started trying to take things further but she was just lying there under me playing on her phone and generally be disinterested so I asked her what was going to happen an she said "nothing, I just needed help baking why else do you think I would ask you over here?" And I said "to fool around?" Or something and then she got angry with me and said I needed to leave because her parents were coming home soon. I didn't even get to eat any pastry it was fucking bullshit.

A few years later I fucked her at a party and was super rough with her, waited until she fell asleep and walked home so she woke up alone. She woke up in the morning crying about how I left and telling everyone how great the sex was.

>> No.10236970

>>10236956
Also when I got to her house she was wearing high heels the whole time while baking. Her name was Natalie and she's the biggest slut I've ever met in my life, and she really fucked up my trust and confidence in women for a long time.

>> No.10237411

>>10235118
Wtf is a cup of sour?

>> No.10237796

>>10236970
fuck off, post it on your blog

>> No.10238089
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>>10236956
>>10236970

>> No.10238525

>>10235125
If you wanted that thread to live you should have bumped it.

>> No.10238535

wtf is happening here