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NO SIPS FOR YOU

>> No.10241146

>>10241143
The fuck is wrong with some ol delishious lucozade?

>> No.10241154

>>10241146
You're living in the past, man. Nobody wants the 'zade anymore.

>> No.10241155
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>> No.10241168

That's fine jamie, i'm an adult so i've not had soda for months and didnt plan to for months to come. I can happily live without pop, just please don't take my tonic water

>> No.10241174

>>10241168
It's insane how much sugar is in tonic water, considering how sweet it doesn't taste. One day I'll get around to finding out how intense it is with no sugar at all.

>> No.10241177

Red bull is a meme. I never liked it.

>> No.10241282

>>10241177
Who can trust a drink literally called Communist Falsehood?

>> No.10241319

>>10241143
Jamie's starting to look like Charlie Brooker. Poor bastard.

>> No.10241352

>>10241143
I really, really hate Jaime Oliver.

>> No.10241373

>not drinking 2 bottles of olive oil a day

>> No.10241384

>>10241143
He should spend less time telling people what they can and can't eat and drink and more time trying to save his restaurants (including paying his staff their overdue wages).

>> No.10241431

>>10241319
>>>10241143 (OP)
>Jamie's starting to look like Charlie Brooker. Poor bastard.
Well, he's just looking bloated, dehydrated, high and hungover. He doesn't look very healthy.

>> No.10241439

>>10241431
He should drink more sips. They keep you full of pep and vigour.

>> No.10241515

>>10241143
>>10241319
>>10241431
>>10241439
Someone needs to JUST this pic.

>> No.10241522
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>>10241439
>pep and vigour
That made me think of a marketing tactic
They shoot for a more Olde tymey sort of approach with the ads. The numales at /pol/ and reddit love the idea that life before the 60's was idyllic. Why not make ads that harken back to that time?
Sort of like pic related, at least aesthetically
You don't need to worry about it being healthy or even taste good if "a sip a day gives the man the pep and vigour he needs to get through the day"
Thank me later monster interns

>> No.10241524

>>10241522
some kid getting payed to shill energy drinks is about to get a huge raise.

>> No.10241548

>>10241177
red bull is the only good energy drink

>> No.10241564

>Tfw sip threads make you want an Übermonster

>> No.10242046
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10242046

>that good feel when the asian supermarket has restocked their Lipovitan-D

>> No.10242143

IS THIS THE NEW SIPTHREAD!?

>> No.10242169
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I found these two yesterday. On sale even.
Are they really being discontinued or is that just a meme? I only like these and the Sunrise.

>> No.10242174

>>10241143
NOTHING LIKE SUCKIN DOWN A FAT SIP AND JACKIN IT TO PORN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AM I RIGHT MY SIPPERS!?!

>> No.10242176

>>10241146
HAHAHAHAHAH 2014 CALLED YOU PATHETIC BASTARD

>> No.10242566

>>10241319
Same he's a fucking fag

>> No.10244474

>>10242174
i thought I was the only one

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>>10241319
>>10242566
>chop

>> No.10246076
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U L T I M A T E S I P S O N L Y.

>> No.10247602

>>10241143
*sips olive oil*

>> No.10247849

>>10242046
>the primary ingredient in the Lipovitan product line is taurine. Stronger formulas of the drink include Lipovitan D, which contains 1000 mg of taurine, 20 mg of nicotinic acid extract (vitamin B3), 5 mg each of vitamin B1, B2 and B6, and 50 mg of caffeine
>50 mg of caffeine
so it's a placebo