/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10300786
I like to make my ham glaze with a bit of pepsi.

>>10300786
Cringe

Do Yuropoors pray to Allah 3 times a day?

>>10300786
>amerifat """""""cuisine"""""""

>>10300786
I think that is a substitute to make sticky chicken, though anyone with a bit of sense would use browning, which is refined sugar, like molasses.

>>10300789
No

>>10300786
>Not knowing how much sugar goes into glazes
It's a poor man's glaze you absolute moron.

>>10300790

I put coke in bulgogi marinade

>>10300790
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>10300790
thats clearly a yurotrash kitchen

All you need for pulled pork is a pork butt and can of soda. It's not even more sugar than bbq sauce or other glazes

>>10300790
What is this?

>>10300787
Try Dr. Pepper. Also not bad at all if you put a little in your barbecue sauce.
Not a bad marinade either.

The Chinese are also known for using Coca Cola as an ingredient

>cooking food
>taking it out the oven to pour a can of pop onto it
americanos, kys.

>>10300801
Like?

LOS

>>10300786
haha he make funny noise

>>10300803
it is a key ingredient in their chemical compounds they give to prisoners for chemical execution

>>10300790
>Is literally German

>>10300789
No, we do it five times. Just like in the rest of the Islamic world.

>>10300803
Mostly chicken focused recipes

>>10300790
WTF is wrong with Germany

>>10300790
CHOCO LA CHEEEESE

>>10300786
Cooking with soda or beer tenderizes the meat.

>>10300790
German

>>10300786
>tfw clean rusty tools with coca cola cause that shit dissolves anything
>tfw people actually drink that stuff

>>10300791
This. doing this with pork tips for ban mi's is fucking amazing.

>>10300813
>wanting rusty teeth

>>10300786
You don't?

>>10300815
kek

>>10300812
All of those sound gross except the Rootbeer Float Cookies.

>>10300790
yo ima need the youtube link for this one.

>ofcourse I cook with soda. How else am I gonna tenderise the meat?!

>>10300815
enjoy the cavities memer

>>10300790
>these are the people that decide our elections

no wonder we ended up with drumpf

>>10300812
>sprite biscuits
I mean its just sugar, water, and salt with a little lemon lime flavor. That's pretty fucking clever.

>>10300786
stay mad yuropoor

>>10300824
Honhonhon

Guess whose moon it is now, amerifat?

>>10300820
does anyone else think white trash chicks like this are actually hot as fuck? alpha speaking here too

>>10300812
>cola burgers
stopped reading there, get your shit together amerishart

>>10300825

>>10300826
>alpha speaking here too
LMAO

>>10300786
Apparently so

>>10300786
Who's this qt?

>>10300825

Yuropoors cook their crepes with baby batter.

>>10300830
what in the fuck

>american cuisine
>meat isn't shot
what gives?

yeah pulled pork cooked with some pop is pretty good

>>10300790
why are there hotdo- OH NO

>>10300790
That´s a staged show though

>>10300835
"Hunting" is just code for day drinking in the woods.
Just like fishing is code for day drinking on a boat.
Or golf is just day drinking in an environment where you're still allowed to operate motorized vehicles.

>>10300830
.......

OOOOOOOH

>>10300840
ouch! bet hes going to feel that in the morning

>>10300830
>japan two sword style
god damn i love the gaki bros

>>10300835
why would you shoot a meat before throwing it on a plate?

>>10300842
bet his jeans got royally fucked

hope they weren't new and expensive

>>10300844
At least his shoes landed neatly just outside his door instead of getting flung up on some inaccessible roof

>>10300828
When did France land on the moon?

>>10300840
>closes the gate without slamming as he sticks the landing
That's really going to go over well with the judges.

>>10300787
Sprite and cloves is the patrician choice. Cant wait for easter desu

>>10300790
How the fuck do people eat this much regularly? If I go over 3000 calories a day and stuff my face with junk I get a splitting headache and a bad dose of the shits

>>10300849
Maybe you should man up and stop being a pussy? Have you tried that?

>>10300849
>dose of the shits
The dose is the opposite of a shit.

>>10300840
That retard was driving far too fast. Needs to be thrown in jail and become Tyrone's prison wife

>>10300849
mental illness

>>10300840
OH THAT'S GOT TO HURT!

>>10300826
>alpha here

>>10300821
i simply will not, these cavities must be secured and distributed to the peoples before i starved them to death

>>10300840
Was better with (2004) in the title.

>>10300846

>>10300790
>Logo is literally in fucking German
>"lawl murrifuckfats"

>tfw /tv/ has mods
who fucking knew?

>>10300830
>It is alright to name this America
>It stink

>>10300790
>German engineering

>>10300819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w
fucking christ

based janny

>>10300822
>can't decipher a foreign language

Life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb.

>>10300786
popeye's puts sprite in their biscuits

>>10300871

>>10300786
Yes Anon
I've had soda bread, and soda chicken
I prefer the latter but both can be good although less healthy than normal bread or chicken

>>10300791
wtf? do americans really eat mole asses?

Only thing I've ever seen cooked with soda is Dr. Pepper or Coke ham. I live in the south for what that's worth.

If cooking with wine, which is like soda for rich old people, is allowed then I don't see what's wrong with this

Even our celebrity chefs recommend it.

>>10301019
Personally I love cooking with whiskey and bourbon. Even if you're just browning some ground beef season with a pinch of nutmeg and black pepper, then take a small shot and throw it in there once the pan gets hot. You'll want to eat the steam that comes off.

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>>10300813
Vinegar and lemon juice are about as acidic as coke. Gastric juices are even more acidic.
Soft drinks acidity can be harmful in the long run, but only for your teeth. Just drink them in moderation and brush your teeth shortly after.
Standard sodas also contain a fuckload of sugar, which is bad.

>>10300822
No, those are the people that keep Merkel in office.

>>10300786
anon, by now you should realize America is 100% mexicans and nigs. we don't need these stupid daily threads of "Do Americans really do ___". yes, we fucking do. every retarded thing you can think of, every illogical move, has been done in the USA.

P.S. there's a chef in Scotland who puts ironbru into his pulled pork.

>>10300835
It’s still shot in the head, you just didn’t see it happen.

>>10301137
How does it feel to be literally retarded? Like, are you aware?

>>10300790
UNF

>>10300826
I wouldn't go as far as to say they're hot as fuck, but trashy chicks have a certain appeal to me.

>>10300850
Thanks doc.
Cooking with soda is weird and I refuse to cook with it.

>>10301162
i enjoy being retarded, yes.

>>10300850
Doc I need more than half a dose I'm getting the shakes.

>>10301065
>brush your teeth shortly after.
You want to be careful, acidic foods soften the enamel, and you can do more harm than good.
Just rinse your mouth with something mildly basic after you finish your soda.

>>10300826
>>10301175
I know what you guys mean. I just want to fuck dirty girls for some reason.

>>10300826
>>10301258

>>10301244
you are right, I forgot about that detail.

>>10301262
Her head is to big and it makes her look retarded, but I'd still give that dirty vigene a good sniff

>>10301272
watch the florida project if you haven't already, she plays white trash pretty well

>>10301262
yeah I would

she probably has super AIDS the kind that can tunnel through condoms but what can I say, I'm a sucker for DFC

>>10301339
>I'm a sucker for DFC

Dr. Pepper makes for some nice pulled pork.

>>10301258
>>10301175
I'm the same way too, guys. Idk what it is, but I believe subconsciously I think it means they'll be more kinky and easy to manipulate. Which usually ends up being true, btw...

Just kidding, now I know why they appeal to me. Guess I just had to write it out.

>>10301041
I've started cooking with pineapple rum.

>>10300871
we had a 300 post thread on Heavy Metal in /tv/ today before it got moved to /mu/(and promptly died)

/tv/ is always better when it's not discussing film and television

>>10300995
only when ur mum comes over

>>10300786
>not using Cheerwine as a base for your BBQ sauce

For good ribs, soak them in Orange soda.

>>10300813
>acidic things are corrosive
WOW WHAT A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

>>10300825
>>10300828
American flag are sewn together. No matter what color it turns it will always be the stars and stripes

>>10300829
It's probably true. Most people that start as alpha's wind up raising dead end families they hate in their 30s cause "condoms feel bad" and their women never say no.

>>10300786
yes, just like canadians cook with JACK DANIELS AND MAPEL SEYRUP!

>>10302488
I'm Canadian, and while I've never cooked with JD, I can totally confirm this for maple syrup. It's the secret ingredient in my chili recipe, goes well with chipotle.

>>10300786
FOUR
INCHES
OF
MEAT.

DROWIN'
IN DOCTAH PEPPA..

>>10300820
typical Midwest family

>>10300810
Staged shit because they want to have crazy "relatity shows" like they have in america.

>>10300832
Never understood why this got reactions and even got screencapped. It was clearly one guy setting up a joke, switching off his proxy and responding to himself.

Eh, my mom used to use root beer for pork roasts from time to time. It's not exactly healthy, but it can make meat pretty tasty.

>>10300797
>>10300807
>>10300810
>>10300812
>>10300865
>>10300894
I watched this, it's about the wife's of American soldiers posted over here.

>>10300798
evidence that you know dick about pulled pork.

>>10300790
The lack of hope i have reached for my country sinks lower everyday. Please forgive us, for we do not understand the error of our ways.

>>10300790
no

>>10300790
>This is a yurostarves entire monthly food allotment

>>10300822
>45% of the country doesn't vote
Really doubt it kiddo

>>10303023
typical urban family

>>10300830
Japanese are so obsessed with America, weebs have no idea.

I think that's why weebs gravitate towards Japan... they have the same cuck mentality.

>>10303334
American one needs to be higher, imo, it would mean people are eating less cornshit

why is europe always asking me if I really make the food from used cookbooks you'd find turning to dust at the back of thrift store?

>>10300826
Not exactly hot but they tend to be more chilled out and will cook you (albeit shitty) food or roll you a few smokes with one of those clicking plastic rollers. As a young boy i hung around women like that a lot and they'd always have nintendo games and kool aid.
Feel dirty typing this but id love to unload in the pregnant one. Got a thing for pregnant women especially trashy ones

I made dr pepper ribs once.

Burn the cola, pay the toll-a

>>10300824
European technology, European scientists.

>>10303539
>people worth a shit move to America because that's where their talents are best utilized

>>10303543
Hahahaha yeah that or prison you retard.

>>10303543

Wrong, it's because that's were the most funny money is due to your petrodollar kike scheme.

It's purely a matter of funding.

>>10303403
>the hood basic cookbook

>>10300813
And you can clean rusty tools with vitamin c...

>>10300790
>german

>>10300790
>>10301164
I got a chubby at the sausage sucking
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