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Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:13:35 2018 No.10309651 [Reply] [Original]

Anything off the trolley, dears?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:14:34 2018 No.10309656 "No!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:16:17 2018 No.10309671 >>10309651 how about a cheeky wank?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:40:09 2018 No.10309803 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:49:26 2018 No.10309854
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I’ll have two Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans boxes, a large chocolate frog, a Knickerbocker Glory with extra cream, a Treacle Tart, two Fred And George's Skiving Snackboxes, one with nosebleed nougat, and a large butterbeer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:52:01 2018 No.10309873 Did they have chips or any savory food or was it all candy because JK had no imagination

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:55:27 2018 No.10309886 >>10309873 HP had all normal food food during mealtime, but the candy and booze was "magic"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:57:04 2018 No.10309893 >>10309651 scotch and water, go easy on the water

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 20:24:43 2018 No.10311777 >>10309651 ur hairy snatch in my mouth, sugardoll

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 20:32:39 2018 No.10311811 >>10309651 Of all the candy that Harry Potter had thought up, very little of it was magical. I mean, fucking Fizzing Whizzbys? Those are just god damn Zotts. Fucking Brits steal everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 20:47:50 2018 No.10311892 >>10311811 >Brits steal everything Not dental hygiene

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 21:17:52 2018 No.10312058 File: 193 KB, 1080x592, Screenshot_20180318-211652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10309854 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN, RON!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 00:49:50 2018 No.10312997 no.... im focking poor...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:09:26 2018 No.10314170 >>10309651 yeah i'll have the lot, fuck everyone else on this train

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:18:47 2018 No.10314197 File: 40 KB, 480x360, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DEH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:19:50 2018 No.10314199 >>10309651 WE TAKE THE FOKIN LOT MATE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:19:57 2018 No.10314200 >>10314197 WE'LL TAKE DEH FOOKIN LOT M8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:21:53 2018 No.10314205 File: 82 KB, 231x218, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314199 >>10314200

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:22:08 2018 No.10314206 >>10314199 >>10314200 >lot mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:25:16 2018 No.10314211 File: 982 KB, 616x740, checknik.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314199 >>10314200

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:27:28 2018 No.10314220 File: 878 KB, 1252x704, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314199 >>10314200 >>10314211

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:31:18 2018 No.10314233 File: 16 KB, 385x382, singles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314220

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:33:14 2018 No.10314238 File: 312 KB, 584x413, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314233 Nice one, check these

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:34:46 2018 No.10314242 File: 1.16 MB, 268x231, 1509997619027.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314238

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:36:10 2018 No.10314246 File: 157 KB, 500x200, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314242 Give me my fucking digits, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:37:23 2018 No.10314253 I heard you have digits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:39:17 2018 No.10314257 File: 430 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314253 Not lately, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:45:01 2018 No.10314277 File: 85 KB, 426x266, 1443217927670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:47:49 2018 No.10314287 >>10314277 Fuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:48:06 2018 No.10314288 File: 304 KB, 650x470, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314277

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:52:58 2018 No.10314300 File: 88 KB, 1000x500, phone in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314288

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 09:55:57 2018 No.10314311 File: 585 KB, 1100x1380, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314199 >>10314200 >>10314211 >>10314233 >>10314277 >>10314288 >>10314300

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 10:43:29 2018 No.10314468 File: 75 KB, 816x816, 1475383281221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10311777 >>10311811 >>10314199 >>10314200 >>10314211 >>10314233 >>10314277 >>10314288 >>10314300 >>10314311

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 10:44:26 2018 No.10314472 >>10314311 it just keeps happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 10:51:45 2018 No.10314496 File: 571 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314468 >>10314472 Don't get discouraged lads. Here, check mine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 11:05:21 2018 No.10314546 File: 18 KB, 460x345, 1451545613584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wew lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 11:08:34 2018 No.10314552 >>10309886 On the trolley

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:07:05 2018 No.10314742 File: 281 KB, 1000x600, chris hogan bullet club.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check em

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:09:44 2018 No.10314755 >>10314496 I'm afraid you dropped these, sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:11:10 2018 No.10314763 >>10314755 it's back on lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:11:36 2018 No.10314764 >>10314755 Wow, thanks for fetching them for me. I believe they are on full display now, check it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:16:22 2018 No.10314789 File: 465 KB, 200x317, dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10314755

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:17:29 2018 No.10314792 >>10314468 Wow, I wish I had dubz like those. Long and strong...

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:18:26 2018 No.10314800

Too bad there isnt anything on that trolly that could help us forget one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:20:17 2018 No.10314809 >>10314800 Forgot the pic but I'll forgive you because of them digits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:23:14 2018 No.10314834 >>10314800 WEAK DULLEST POSTING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:28:27 2018 No.10314862 File: 104 KB, 382x377, 1513031878567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow, it's like im really on /tv/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:44:19 2018 No.10314944 File: 133 KB, 816x816, 1402593364.90767145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10311777 >>10311811 >>10314199 >>10314200 >>10314211 (You) >>10314233 (You) >>10314277 (You) >>10314288 >>10314300 (You) >>10314311 >>10314755 >>10314800

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 12:58:36 2018 No.10315018 >>10314944 It just keeps happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:32:57 2018 No.10315171 File: 263 KB, 578x790, 1504953258124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread Gimme some Mars bars you slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:44:35 2018 No.10315201 h

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:07:02 2018 No.10315275 File: 85 KB, 900x450, mrs_browns_boys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10309651 Only de essentials deary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:45:32 2018 No.10315417 >>10314242 >>10314246 nigga you got double doubles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:47:24 2018 No.10315422 >>10314311 >>10314300 >>10314288 >>10314277 >>10314233 >>10314211 >>10314200 >>10314199 >>10311811 >>10311777 >>10314944 >>10314800 >>10314755 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:09:17 2018 No.10315499 File: 33 KB, 540x545, check em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10315422

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:28:55 2018 No.10315572 >>10315499 checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:30:11 2018 No.10315576 Check these Fazoli's

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:57:58 2018 No.10315663 File: 85 KB, 520x737, destiny1nov91f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i don't get it, is this thread being hacked or is it somehow magic is it some kind of harry potter joke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:00:38 2018 No.10315676 >>10309651 your mom lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:20:46 2018 No.10315749 TWIZZLE SIZZLE RIGHT ON MY NIPPLE OOOOHHH RIGHT THERE YEAH UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:25:52 2018 No.10315762 and a peperami

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:26:25 2018 No.10315765 >>10309651 yeah you're fucking minge lol!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:26:34 2018 No.10315766 File: 3 KB, 168x168, 1446673347911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10315663 This board is slow enough that it's easy to get dubs.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:32:54 2018 No.10315784
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>>10309651
>Chocolate Cauldrons
>Skeletal Sweets
>Pink Coconut Ice
>Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
>Chocolate Cauldrons
>Creamy Chunks of Nougat
>Wizochoc
>Treacle Fudge
>Glacial Snowflakes
>Exploding BonBons
>Crystalized Pineapple
>Chocolate Skeleton

Put it on my tab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:35:43 2018 No.10316353 >>10309854 >and a large diet butterbeer

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