/ck/ - Food & Cooking

women are dumb anon just buy some and tell her you made it

i've never made ice cream but maybe like:
>melt dark chocolate over a bain marie
>make a custard base
>temper the eggs
>sweeten to your liking
>use heavy cream for thickness
>top with a tart, slightly sweet berry like raspberry

>>10341061
I've made the best chocolate ice cream that can ever be made. But before I try to help some pleb, do you have a proper ice cream machine? Or are you going to try to throw some mix into a freezer and cut it into cubes?

>>10341071
She's pretty smart desu
Also I'm a sucker for chocolate ice cream myself so it's not just for her I wanna do this

>>10341083
Yeah well I was also thinking something along those lines but seeing as I really have no idea of what I'm doing I'd like something a little more quantitative to go from

>>10341131
>I'll be using dry ice

>>10341160
here's a little quantitative thing for you: the lecitin in eggs is all you need. so just buy some and skip adding funky chicken flavor to your ice cream
your taste buds will thank you, and most importantly your dick

>>10341160
>I'll be using dry ice
looks like a shitty process. I can't sign off on wasting a good recipe on this procedural abortion.

>>10341188
You mean buying pure lecithin? Any particular type you're referring to?

>>10341227
>looks like a shitty process. I can't sign off on wasting a good recipe on this procedural abortion.
What in the world makes you say something so stupid? The trick lies in cooling the custard down fast enough to prevent the formation of large crystals, something which dry ice easily will achieve

>>10341812
Probably because I have a good ice cream machine with built-in compressor and don't need to smack dry ice into a fine enough powder such that it can compete. Nor do I need to keep dry ice around.

>>10341061
>How do I make the GOAT chocolate ice cream?
>I've never made ice cream before
Don’t make it yourself ffs. Just buy some dark chocolate gelato. I’ve had talenti and it was good. Super chocolatey. I like chocolate but usually don’t like choco ice cream because it tastes very diluted.

>>10342105
Not OP, but I've got one of these and I've never managed to make a really satisfying chocolate batch, what's your secret anon? I'm willing to try and reverse engineer it if you don't want to give away too many details.

>>10341061
You can probably just use high quality chocolate instead of the average hersheys and the flavor will follow

Most people are more interested in presentation rather than flavor, which is honestly fine
Try making a chocolate shell to really knock her socks off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEnG69nAA1U

>>10342211
I'll share my secret with you but none of the rest of you can read this.
The secret is to copy the recipe of a chef with a Michelin star.
http://sevenspoons.net/blog/2011/6/6/in-my-book.html

I've made Alton Brown's, I've made others, I've experimented with my own, and this is the one that everyone raves about.

>goat milk
>a pinch of your semen
>crushed cacao seeds
???
>profit

>>10342320
and make sure the goat milk is raw
>>10342240
that'll come off as tryhard tho

>>10342330
You're making her homemade ice cream
It's not even Summer yet

You're already trying too hard m8
Either this girl likes you or wants to be your friend, trying your best to impress her won't kill you

>>10342340
yeah bro lemme roll up to this casual date n fuck in a tux ok?

if u come in the icecream and s(he) eats it, you're already inside so it'll all go down a whole lot more smoothly

>>10342313
>It has a musky darkness that rumbles low like a mumur in the back of your throat

>>10342240
That's a bit too much. I'm going for "taste this amazing shit I made", not "look how much effort I put into seducing you"
Definitely something I would do for a gf though

>>10342313
Now this is what I'm looking for, thank you kind sir. Gotta source some top shelf cocoa for this

>>10342313
You're a scholar and a gentleman. Thanks anon.

>>10342404
So have you asked her out anon?
If not, that's probably the first thing you should do

>>10342313
>Literally a blog
lmao

>>10341061
Hey, teen-anon. Women decide whether you're fuck material or not in the first 5 minutes. Spend your money on having your own fun. If she's up for that ride she's up for sexy time. If not it costs you nothing and you get something cooler than a broken heart.

>>10341061
It's a simple recipe.

-chocolate
-milk
-ice

>>10341061
>there's a girl I'm terribly in love with and I want to make her pants wet
>I want to make her ice cream
The fedora in this one is strong

>>10341160
>She's pretty smart
Either you're wrong or it's a trap.

>>10342351

I didn't intend to suggest I wrote it, some woman named Tara did. Who copied it from Fergus Henderson.
>>10343019
I'm too lazy to copy someone else's work and post it here as if it's my own.

>>10342446
We have a lot of friends in common and hang out a lot, we've done 1one1 a few times as well but there's a blurry line between what constitutes a "date" or not imo
>>10343134
Of course r9k had to come in here and tell me everything about this girl as if I already didn't know her quite well, thanks heaps
I'm 25 btw
>>10343164
Only hat I own is a hard hat
And bitches love chocolate and ice cream, that's a fact

Anyways this isn't /adv/ so let's keep it to ice cream.
Any secrets to making vanilla ice cream other than getting some top notch vanilla beans?

>>10343255
he's got oneitis, so he thinks she's not like the other girls

>>10341061

OP have you ever made ice cream with dry ice?

>>10346160
>I've never made ice cream before
I'm going for that because a) liquid N2 is out of the question b) buying a 300$ dedicated machine is out of the question and c) I'm not lowering myself to just putting the shit in the freezer

I'm a chemist though so I'm used to handling the stuff, just not in the context of cooking

>>10346202
I got a Cuisinart ice cream maker at a thrift store for $5 last week. You're overthinking this.

>>10346202

liquid N2 would be better, but you know crush it up, mix it in and don't let it sit out for too long

but honestly dude I think you're going too far out of your way just for this, why wouldn't you just make creme parfait or buy ice cream and make her some dinner?

girls don't like men because of delicious food but what is implied, if you know your way around a kitchen it tells a woman that you know what you want and you know how to get it, that's it

if you actually go through with this, GL and don't burn off your fingers

>>10341061
just buy it dingus. if you want to get in to any girls pants you are using the wrong thing: wine. theres a reason they call it leg opener.

>>10346208
That's a nice find, however I'm not counting on that. I also have a minor hoarding problem so I'm actively trying not to get more semi-useful thingies to bring into my flat
>>10346270
Well she's a vegetarian (noone is perfect huh) and I can't cook vegetarian for shit
Also I'm not doing this only to get laid, I want to be able to make delicious choco ice cream for my own sake
>>10346275
>just buy it
The absolute state of /ck/
Also none of us are into wine

>>10346328
>none of us are into wine
no fucking shit, retard. It's for the girl

>>10346346
Are you having a stroke? I'll spell it out in clear text: she doesn't drink wine

https://www.browneyedbaker.com/jenis-milkiest-chocolate-ice-cream/
or
http://theheritagecook.com/jenis-truly-remarkable-darkest-chocolate-in-the-world-ice-cream/

depending on your taste.

>>10346699
Thanks anon
Would light molasses be a suitable replacement for corn syrup?