/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hot dick

Meth.

'nara

Chicken and broccoli

(((pulled pork)))

>hey anon!
> Can you buy us girls a drink?

>>10354625
No i spent my whole paycheck on clothes and jewelry so i can flex like a nigger

>>10354628
huh?

>>10354625
no, jamal drained all my money while he fucked you in the ass

>>10354625
>Can you buy us girls a drink?
>us girls
Thank god they said they were girls or I would have no idea who to buy drinks for. When's the last time you talked to a girl senpai

>>10354628
>>10354634
Fuck off samefag

>anon, we keep hearing about your signature dish!
>what's the matter, scared of cooking for us girls?

>>10354660
christ this is why I don't visit america

I made a lamb loin fillet with garlic and rosemary carrots and potatoes and wilted spinach over the weekend.

It was pretty good. The lamb was pink the whole way through. It also looks impressive while cooking. Lots of steam and loud hissing from hot oil and deglazing of pans. Would cook for a date.

Speaking of terrible shots; use fill flash next time, retard.

>>10354660
>the jewess four

>>10354625
Only the middle and right. Left girl can fuck off back to Israel.

>>10354660
>Those fucking noses
Yikes

>>10354706
>girl

>>10354586

I'd tell them to come to my restaurant and give them a couple free apps. It's not like anyone is getting laid by inviting three grills who think they're better than they are over to your place.

la creatura...

>>10354625
Left is a tranny

Hell yeah! First we gotta get stoned so I can think about it.

>>10354719
Don’t be a bigot

>>10354660
I can make a mean matza ball.

Pasta alla olio and a lot of cheap wine.

>>10354586
I don't cook for uneducated plebs. I'd suggest they go to McDonald's or KFC.

>>10354660
Yanks really are mutts

>Good morning, anon. Want a bite?

>>10355028
Yeah I know, you need to have multiple generations of inbreeding to get the perfect teeth you fuckers have.

>>10354660
I'm not certain these are biologically female... Or biologically human, for that matter.

>>10355133
>not looking at the knife when cutting
>trying to saw through the cutting board
>santoku blades generally
>licking a cooking knife near the blade
>letting the knife touch her nose
>eating while holding a kitchen knife
I'm triggered on so many fucking levels lads.

What's up with white women not being able to cook?

>>10354586
A bowl of chicken soup with plenty of arsenic and a side of fresh crusty bread. I'll be enjoying their bodies for at least a fortnight.

>>10354625
The one on the left is a tranny right?

>>10354625
I don't drink and I don't associate with whores that drink

>>10354586
Meat veggie and carb with pan sauce

> Stonehenge
> Young Hillary Clinton
> A literal troll

Surely, you can find better examples of white women than this.

>>10354586
Avacado toast and a Cafe Cubano

>>10354660
literally nothing wrong with far left

>>10354625
No I don't buy girls drinks that's paying for their time if I was going to pay a girl for her time I'm getting a hooker so it's certain I'll get laid
>>10354586
You three most likely couldn't afford my cooking but if you come by my job I can give you an extra amuse booche

>Hey there, Anon!
>We've never had a man try to cook for us before!
>Do you really think this is appropriate?

>>10354660
Oy gevalt!

>>10357207
You just know the one on the left likes hard anal

>>10354586
They arent even very cute. In fact i think they all might be chubby except maybe the one on the left
Ill take her

>>10357207
christ this is why I don't visit america

>>10357201
>group of jews
>can't afford something

It's like you don't even know how the world works

>>10357241
This is why I don't visit the west overall DESU

>>10357234
>her

>>10357250
Yeah even she isnt pretty though. If i had to choose itd be that 1 tho

>>10357242
>Thinking Jew women would spend $50 on a plate of food
Do you even know any Jewish people irl?

>>10357207
what is even the point of taking a fucking picture

Pasta alla olio?????? Is that a muslim dish Mohamed??? AGLIO EH OLIO dick head

>>10354586
Fuck off. Food is expensive. They can pay me for labor and provide the groceries and maybe I'll think about it cunts

>>10354595

same here but served in their juicy buns

They're all ugly Mom faces, what is this?

>>10354625
these are men aren't they, I've been here too long to fall for this trick again

>>10357259
I grew up with them for ~18 years of my life

>>10357207
I used to work with a Somali Muslim girl, she used to wear a hijab, but not a burka, and one time, it fell off while I was in the room, and for the rest of the time that I worked there, she kept joking that I had to marry her.

That has nothing to do with what's happening in this thread.

>>10357527
She wasn't joking, she was freaking out internally.

>omg, is that anon!
>I heard he makes the best food!

>>10357509
The two on the right are definitely women.

The one on the far left is obviously male. The jaw is masculine (not like Morgan Manjaw feminine jaw[xgames host]).

The hair on the far left was obviously done by someone who doesn't have a lot of experience styling hair. Women in that extravagant setting, as shown in the picture, will have access to a high end beautrician. The arms on the far left are not only chubby for xhe's size but the broad shoulders along with it.

I hope my post was easy to read. I have a mental speech impediment. Inhibits my ability to communicate with people when I'm nervous.

>>10357527
Why didn't you marry her? I would have done it.

>>10357581
Not the guy you're quoting but what is good aboit Somalian women?

The Somalian people have the worst attitudes (like Latinas but worse), aggressive, no concept in fulfilling their obligations, and not very smart.

Ethiopian women are much more pretty and nice.

>>10357593
I don't know I just want a girl to love me.

>>10357532
>>10357581
Wait, I remembered what actually happened. The hijab didn't fall off, she had the day off and was video chatting with one of my other female coworkers, and she wasn't wearing it because she was at home. So my coworker turned the phone to me so I would say hi, and I asked if I was allowed to see her hair.

Anyway, she was like five feet tall and had three kids. She was an odd duck. She used to make me give her cigarettes, because they're apparently not specifically forbidden in the Quran, but then made me go with her to a hidey corner so the other Somalis wouldn't see her smoking.

>>10357598
>She used to make me give her cigarettes, because they're apparently not specifically forbidden in the Quran, but then made me go with her to a hidey corner so the other Somalis wouldn't see her smoking.
Because she wanted to be alone with you, dipshit.