/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10369219
I've not met anyone who has truly destroyed themselves with weed yet. How has it ruined you mate?

>>10369236
went on holidays and was smoking like 4-5 grams a day for 4 weeks (after smoking daily for years) and had a psychotic episode. Ended up going through a window in panic and ended up slicing myself to ribbons.

Any more weed usage increases the risk of another episode and im just not doing it, it was terrifying, hallucinations, crazy thoughts etc

im comnig off the meds in acouple weeks though because ive recovered from it.

>>10369250
guess you're one of the small minority who are made ill by weed. bet it's not as bad as booze withdrawals though, just cannot be.

>>10369259
I never got the shakes, but I was going hot and cold, sweating, couldnt sleep, nightmares etc

yeah I guess its not as bad as alcohol WDs but it sure did make me see shit for a while which made me doubt my sanity.

Apparantley it can cause psychosis in anyone and thats quite dangerous

>>10369250
fuck man you've got to stay away from windows. easiest way to properly fuck yourself up

>>10369283
>can
there's SO much bullshit spewed by those against it's legalisation that i don't know what to believe. i've never had a problem with it for decades, other than the price. booze on the other hand firmly and surely skullfucks my life instantly however.
i'm smoking a fucktonne of weed atm. a quarter of medgrade lasts me 2 days... but it's SO. FUCKING. MUCH... better in every way than drinking.

>>10369303
im lucky I didnt get glass in any of my cuts. A couple were right across my wrist and im lucky to be alive desu

>>10369310
I abused high thc weed and it caused me to have a psychotic episode, it can make you more prone to psychosis later in life with long term use.

There may come a day where smoking it causes serious mental health issues, that may be 3 or 30 years down the track depending on genetics.

>>10369310
also, my liver has been affected by weed, the enzymes are not right, got it tested right after I stopped (didnt drink just smoked), dont think it can't harm your brain and liver long term. Short term is probably okay

I how do i pick up grills

>>10369310
why go mid when you can always go top dank from your local dealer. smoked a half blunt of dank and still high hours later that after munching out. not to mention have yet to crack up my first malt liquor in days bout to handle a 32 oz of king cobra malt liquor boys. anyone else only into drinking king cobra . any frein fans out there.

>>10369345
you most likely have to pay, unless someone is handing one out for free
for real you have no chance unless you are extrovert who is experienced

>>10369344
it's so, so mild compared with drinking though. the difference is huge. if i drink for a day i'm fucked, if i smoke for decades i still heal.

>>10369353
>mid
i said med

>>10369333
the people that fuck up with weed are the people that smoke too much and they probably smoke cigs and alcohol too... typical weed smear campaign bullshit. idk its still fun for me. sucks when no one will hire me yet im an energetic 23 year old very creative in art. wtf

>>10369364
i retract my statement

>>10369333
i have cut hard back on the weed because its been making me panicky lately

DUDE

ok so im about to have my first drink in a few days should i do it? 32 oz of malt liquor . what are you guys drinking yah lazy alcy fucks post yer shit

why the fuck does nobody want to buy my stuff on ebay, 2 pages of listings for 4 months now and I only sold one thing. made all my asking prices cheaper than identical listings and people just skip mine.

>>10369359
your brain may not heal properly after long term use, you can become legit schizo from long term use and that shit stays with you. Im lucky my psychosis was only temporary


>>10369368
agreed, but its not as benign as everyone thinks

>>10369378
have a couple of weeks sober if possible, getting panicky on constant weed use can cause some long term effects on the brain

I'm going on a proper break after kicking my last cans. My health, mental and physical, is fucking up. I've got a shit job. Can't really make music like I want to. I'm not even that bad but something has tobe done or another decade is just going to float by in a cloud of smoke and beers.

>>10369413
>heal
but weed, compared with alcohol? come on. i'd recommend that every single person here who is addicted to alcohol tries to smoke weed instead. i bet a huge number of people would escape the massively more harmful alcohol.

>>10369427
If you've got any friends left, try to organize more regular shit. Like gym days or sober game nights.
That helped me for a bit

>>10369427
>having this much hope
hope will just make you drink more. gotta be extremely depressed, verging on suicidal if you're gonna be one of the very few who kicks the sauce.

>>10369435
hmm
>drink booze
>forget problems
>feel good
or
>smoke weed
>focus on nothing but personal problems
>depersonalization/derealization
>existential crisis for 4 hours

>>10369435
abusing alcohol is worse for your body sure, but there are ill effects on the body from smoking weed, it can be more insidious over a long period where people think they aren't doing themselves any harm. Abusing weed is worse for your brain than abusing alcohol.

im not saying smoking every now and then will fuck you up, but its easy to get into the habit of daily smoking, thinking it won't hurt you.

when a hangover starts to loosen its grip and you can keep water down it feels so incredible. I can feel it hydrating my cells. it's worth being alive and suffering all the time just for water

>>10369448
>drink booze
>wake up back in jail
>family disowns me, fired, desperately ill, life over

>smoke weed
>eat tendies
>have orgasms
>sleep a million hours a night
>everyone chilled and cosy

which to choose

>>10369452
>Abusing weed is worse for your brain than abusing alcohol.
Absolute tosh. Try ONE round of delirium tremens then say that again.

>>10369477
been through both, weed was more detrimental to my mental health

>>10369477
i think it's easier to smoke WAY too much and do damage is then it is to work yourself up to DTs

>>10369477
try being institutionalised for being a schizo then say that again.

Not saying alcohol doesn't fuck your brain up, but smoking high thc weed every day can lead to permanent psychosis, you're fucked then.

>>10369482
this

>>10369484
i cannot even begin to imagine how much weed i'd have to smoke in order to feel even a hint of the near-life-ruining horrific shit i've endured as a drinker. having a bad trip on too much psilocybin is positively comfortable by comparison.

>>10369491
>can
but doesn't for the vast majority. drink too much and you're fucked no matter who you are.

>>10369495
I had a bad trip on LSD and it was no picnic.

>>10369477
Booze is the worst drug by far (excluding horror story shit like krokodil) but weed gets underestimated a lot. The very fact that it doesn't usually do anything too dramatic on the surface makes it insidious, it's the easiest thin in the world to smoke yourself into mental illness without any warning signs. Personally I've never had any problems with it but I've seen people ruin themselves with it

>>10369495
its easy, you build up a tolerance from daily use and end up smoking a fuckton more to get the same effect, its builds up a tolerance quicker than alcohol if you smoke a lot.

can't argue with DUDE WEED BROs, lol they just never stop

>>10369507
That’s because youre a bad person

>>10369507
so have i, but it was absolutely nothing compared with even withdrawals, let alone DTs.
>>10369510
i know, yet it continues to be absolutely nowhere near as devastatingly damaging.
>>10369512
they're right. if people could ditch booze and just get high again, there wouldn't be a problem.

>>10369499
that vast majority will experience those ill effects later on in life, the people who have been truly smoking high thc weed everyday aren't pushing 70 yet. Alcohol, as bad as it is, sure as shit doesn't ruin your mental health even years after you stop it, weed legit knocks shit loose that people will be fucked up on later on in life esp if they smoke everyday for decades.

does anyone else have any experience with rapid cycling bipolar? It's some whacky shit bros, I'm ok right now but a couple of hours ago I felt like I was in hell and had been forever. Now I just want to start drinking again and I've got a mega craving for some refried beans. what the fuck man, what the fuck

>>10369524
>the people who have been truly smoking high thc weed everyday aren't pushing 70 yet.
Let's not forget all these concentrates available now as well.

>>10369530
fucking this, its going to be a problem in years to come. People are already reporting long term usage causing brain damage atm.

>>10369524
>high thc weed
Nonsense. The weed in the 60's was just as high in THC. The percentage of THC stated by breeders is a relative term.
Amazing that apparently so few here have tried using weed as a replacement. Blatantly obvious when under ANY circumstances anyone would try to claim that it's even in the same fucking universe when it comes to how damaging it is compared with booze.

>>10369544
>The weed in the 60's was just as high in THC

Absolutely false. Weed in the 60s had thc highs on 16% compared to the 25-37% norms that are reported yields on flowers. Concentrates can go right up to 95% and that shit, with regular use, is a one way ticket to the psych ward.

why are weed guys so protective of their drug? genuine question, I'm not just being snide. I'll tell everyone in earshot that booze is the devil all day every day, I don't feel any need for people to like it

>>10369519
Most people here would just add it into their drinking and slip even further down.

>>10369572
Because it's a fringe thing and people who like fringe things associate the specialness of that thing with themselves. So if it's not special, they're not.

10 am friday, time for the first beer, see ya tomorrow ladies

>tfw long weekend starts today

>>10369560
Nope, 20% THC decades ago is 20% now, regardless of CBD content. You’re listening to the government telling you that “skunk” is lethal. It’s so pathetic that I don’t know where to start. Not even skunk for a start.

I will confidently assert right now that if you choose alcoholism over weed, youre either massively in the minority or you’re larping. There is simply no fucking way any sane person would choose this hell over getting high.

I drink and smoke weed. A little coke on the side for good measure. These threads are turning more casual erry day imo

>>10369572
its because those people are yet to experience the terror of psychosis, as it can set in at an older age, and makes you more likely to be riddled with dementia and mental health issues at an older age.

Its the 'hey man nothing bad has every happened to me' syndrome, yet these people either dont smoke it a lot and are okay, or they are going to be fucked by their genes later in life andall this shit will be reported once they start pushing 55-65.

>>10369602
I'm in Colorado. I have access to both. I hear some people can shake drinking by smoking, but it doesn't work for me. It's good for the day I need a break though. Inspired to eat and whatnot.

>>10369560
Lol. the only reason it leads to mental issues is because they were already there, underlying, and the use of cannabis is what sets it off. Tell me you didn’t have mental issues I.e. depression, bipolar, adhd before your mental break, caused entirely by weed and I’ll give u a little cred

>>10369602
im not choosing alcoholism over weed, i mtelling you that weed will fuck you up if abused.

Weedwasbelow the 20% threshold, holding at 16% in the 60s it averages at fucking 28% now. Skunk is between 26-37% depending on the strain, and skunk will absolutely fuck you up long term.

A dude came come from work, after smoking skunk every day for 4 years, didnt recognise his gf and then proceeded to beat her to death.

Ive had weed psychosis before and seen people's faces change and hallucinating other peoples faces onto theres etc and its the most terrifyingly real shit you will ever experience.

Alcoholism is fucking bare awful sure, but dontyou dare pretend like weed is benign as fuck, it absolutely isnt.

I can't stop thinking about a dude who came over and talked to me after AA yesterday. he didn't even say much, it just wrecked me having someone take me seriously and talk to me like they cared for a minute. I nearly cried, what a faggotron

>>10369630
not true, I had temporary psychosis and my diagnosis wasnt schizo, and ive recovered (had ADHD and Tourettes before the weed) the medical diagnosis went into detail about how people can become permanently psychotic from weed, showed examples, explained how it happens in the brain etc.

>>10369639
Just sad bro. Blame your preexisting mental illness on your genes, not a plant.

>>10369639
I don't know how people can physically smoke enough to have these problems. I think being a total lightweight protects me, I'd be on my back dribbling if I tried to smoke the way some of my mates do

>>10369656
see>>10369654

>>10369641
Nah
No one is here because we have everything we want. We're all missing something important in our lives, whatever it may be.

>>10369654
Hmmmm. So what you’re telling me is , no offense, your brain brain chemistry was already kinda fucked and then you went and tried drugs and had a temp psychotic break that could happen again. How do you know cannabis is the ONLY trigger?

I've come to the conclusion that I don't have enough to drink. This is the worst fucking feeling.

I'm going to get some more while I'm still soberish

>>10369678
have a good journey lad
see you in a bit

/alck/ I can't find a beer I like, I've tried regular lights(miller/bud) great american, and blue moon so far. I hate those cheap premixed margritas and mikes is the only regular party drink I can tolerate. I love Serpents bite whiskey though, what should I try next?

>>10369668
brain chemistry is fine, doctors told me so before I started smoking.

Cannabis abuse triggered it, I smoke every day for about 4 years and then went on holiday and smoke 5-6 grams a day for weeks and it fucked me.

>>10369694
Narragansett is relatively cheap though still pretty good.

Gonna go to store to grab some whiskey. What kind should I get? Last two bottles I had were Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. I'd like to stay in that price range

>>10369730
get some kickin' chicken

>>10369714
I'll give it a try if they have it at work

>>10369459
i always feel like one of those tiny toy animals that you put in the bathtub with water and they grow to like 75X the size, it feels so good

>>10369535
that scromiting thing sounds terrifying

>>10369771
I want to see someone scromit, it sounds hilarious

>>10369694
keystone ice, pal

>>10369780
i'm not kidding though imagine screaming your lungs out and having no idea why
yikes

>>10369678
make sure you buy enough for this evening in case you wake up in the night and cant go back to sleep, take care though, dont get anything too expensive sure.
>>10369641
sorry nohomo but i really want to hug you and become your friend

>>10369694
PBR

my lower left leg aches

>>10369844
Warning sign mate
How long have you been sitting?

Deep vein thrombosis is no joke.

>>10369844
take a short walk

>>10369854
>>10369850
i've been active most of the day, it stopped now that i'm laying down

>>10369859
Ah that's ok.
Just a regular pain of life.

There was this one time when I was a mover, my right knee swelled up and became stiff.
It was after a long day. No idea why that happened. It just did and it was ok the next day.
I think we favour a leg over another and the extra stress adds up

any of you guys have any experience with dxm? I've heard it's cheap and otc

>>10369868
yeah i'm naturally very paranoid, i was worried it was a blood clot :/ i don't think i've wrecked my body enough for that shit to start happening yet

Hello. I'm a pleb who usually drinks vodka and other clear spirits, but recently I've been trying myself at some Cognac and whisky.

Bought some of this, is it "good" cognac? It's only been aged for two years, but it's the best I could find (and afford).

Will serving this to friends make me look like a pleb?

>>10369916
Bruh, you may be in the wrong thread to ask for advice on fancy shit.

>>10369925
OK well thoughts on this then? Good booze or not? It's my goto for getting plastered.

>>10369798
e-hug to you too my friend, I hope you're ok. I just went out planning to get more vodka but the cold air kind of snapped me out of it and I bought some food and water instead. I think I'm going to sleep it off and go to see my family tomorrow if I'm not too much of a mess. This situation is ridiculous, I've got my faults but I don't deserve to live in this hell. Maybe there's a way out, I don't know. Best to try and stay positive anyway

>>10369937
>60%
Jesus Christ

>>10369916
it's not cognac

can you read?

>>10369952
Do you not enjoy it when the alcohol punches your face as you imbibe in it?

>>10369959
I feel stupid now. It's calvados yes but I'm retarded and it's almost three AM here.

My failed date from last night, enhanced with the power of greentext:
>met girl on Tinder
>texting for a month or so
>she came over last night
>bought her favorite wine for the occasion
>made dinner
>been slamming 9% ABV beers on empty stomach for hours previous
>she gets here, we smoke weed
>doesn't eat, doesn't drink the wine I bought because of "elimination diet"
>I continue drinking and don't eat because she wasn't
>set up hookah, we smoke it a bit
>watch a movie
>think about touching her, but don't
>black out
>she leaves
>send some embarrassing texts
>not responding to me today
>currently drinking the wine I bought her LOL
I'm never getting laid again.

>>10369945
Ijust realised how whiny and melodramatic this sounded, what a bellend

>>10369978
I couldn't use tinder, I'd just feel like anyone I picked up on there was a massive hooer and it would put me off. If they're just going to give it away on the internet I don't want it

>>10369978
She sounds as shitty as you, desu
Some redneck as shit here.

>>10369978
>get constantly complimented on my colognes, wear the hottest memes from /frag/
>finally ask the cute clerk at my local store out on a date
>go to this fancy fucking restaurant, total bill is 93 leafbucks
>all's going well, don't drink because i'm driving, she's hammering down wine like crazy
>get back to her place, she wants it
>hear kids
>oh no
>she never mentioned kids
>she goes and hugs them, see their babysitter in the kitchen
>fuck this
>she's talking to the kids, i silently leave and get the fuck out of their asap
>go to liquor store and get a 30 pack of beer
>come here and tell my story
God she was pretty hot too. Glad I never gave my number. Might have to avoid that store when she's working now.

>>10370035
*there
Fucking 8 beers in and I'm already making typos.

>>10370035
I hate fucking being in my 30s.
Every last single girl I went to highschool with has a kid now. Even the fat and ugly ones.

>>10370047
>hitting 30 next month

>>10370054
>tfw 31

sliding into middle age

>>10370054
Every year it gets a little bit worse

I was hanging with my 4 year old nephew the other day. And he asked me "Do you ever wish that you were me?"
Kinda took me aback. Undoing all my mistakes is something that I often fantasize about

>>10369227
TreeBro is a guy named Shaun who was dying of some terminal illness and popped in here sometimes bc he used alcohol to help him forget

I named a redwood tree at the farm after him for those that dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzkJIEzoph4

is it weird to add someone on goybook who you worked with briefly like 5 years ago? we got on pretty well but we weren't friends outside work or anything. I'm just hungover and randy goddammit what am I doing

>>10370047
>thinking of opening a facebook just to see my old classmates and friends
>remember seeing one of them picking cans and bottles out of a trashcan
>another one who was the hottest fucking girl in high school, now morbidly obese and has 5 kids, from 5 different guys
>another one a guy who helped my ass when i got ganged up at a house party, has this defeated and depressed look since he knocked up this chick 6 years ago
Asked him what he was up to, he said he isn't drinking anymore and stays at home now. I want to move out of this town but my job pays so high and I actually like it. Finding a compatible girl means dating around 10 year younger women since they aren't ruined by life decisions yet. I just inherited a house from my grandparents ffs. Debt free, home and car owner, and isn't a total loser. I just want a girl who would birth and raise my kids and cook and clean for me, I'd provide everything. I think I might have too many beers but I don't care anymore. Gonna keep trying. The clerk girl showed that I am at least somewhat valuable to women.

>>10370107
Yeh it's pretty weird. But I don't use Facebook, so maybe the norms are different there.

Also, why does being hungover make you so fucking horny?

>>10369994
Truth. I'm flyover as fuck. What sounds shitty about her, besides being a pothead? I could use some closure to the situation besides just me being an obvious liability of a human being.

>>10370115
>and cook and clean for me
Don't cuck yourself mate.
A man takes care of himself, even if he has a woman in his life. Never EVER be taken care of. Not while you're still able.

There's always a cost to being dependent

>>10370122
I don't know but it's the only time I even think about sex these days. I'm pretty much an incel but as soon as I'm hungover I could bang my way through the earth's crust

>>10370123
Doesn't drink the wine or eat your food.
Bitch, you went on a date. Eating food and drinking wine is what it's all about.
Rejecting one is a bit off, but perhaps understandable.
Rejecting both means she has zero class.

Probably wore a t-shirt

Mfw they put those stupid plastic stopper things on the top of whiskey bottles

>>10370086
I'm actually still alive, Shockingly.

Getting sicker and sicker though, I think I'll likely die before the end of this summer. If not by the end of the year like my doctors are estimating...

This last month as been especially hard health wise.

Severe nausea and very severe pain, Combined with the w/d of alcohol because I can't drink enough to keep my BAC up because of the vomiting every 5 or 6 hours (end of life cancer does that to ya). I've also lost a lot more weight and am getting weaker physically.

Trying to hold down the alcohol none the less to keep the shakes and anxiety away. I manage though...I still am able to get a nice buzz before vomiting a good percentage of the time.
Trying to stay drunk and happy.


I likely won't post after this post, I'm trying not to waste too much time on the internet anymore. Trying to spend all the time I have drunk and with my family.
God speed all of you.

I'll see you all on the other side, I'll save seats at the bar for you.

>>10370236
I don't know what you're talking about.
Honestly

>>10370139
Truth. I'm not opposed to her rejecting the food since it ended up being shit anyway. But the wine was still sealed and I spent $18 on that motherfucker. Maybe she was already turned off by the fact that I was drinking when she arrived? I don't know, man. Just don't know.

>>10370242
Hey Shaun. Glad to see youre still kickin. Your tree survived the winter and its trunk is roughly a hand and a half across and maybe 30 feet high.

Have you tried sticking it in your ass? Seriously, you can't puke it up that way and it might help even if its rough putting the enema bulb in feeling as bad as you do.

>>10370242
Ah fuck mate. I hope you're ok in all the ways you can't be.

Also
>mariHuana
Excuse me?

>>10370269
Hey bro,

You know I still think about how you named that tree after me weekly? Not joking...That meant a lot to me. To know I won't be forgotten for hundreds of years after I'm gone.


I'll take the advice on the enema, I tried a wine enema in my early years but it burned like hell. At this point the burning of wine in my ass would feel like a mosquito bite compared to the pain I'm feeling everywhere else...I'll give it a shot. I almost forgot you can do alcohol....

>>10370270
>mariHuana

That's how the state of Michigan spells it for some reason, Idk. Ask them....

I think that's how they wrote it as a criminal law years ago so I think that's why they kept the same spelling? Honestly your guess is as good as mine. I never had the time to question it

>>10370296
I make a lot of drunken promises that I don't intend to keep but that was definitely one of them that I saw through to. Its about 50 degrees in central PA so i'm gonna put some nutrients around the Redwood. They come in these little stake lookin things that release the nutrients over a long time so you don't shock the plant.

And to answer the second part, laws on the book in the US probably used the mexican spelling Marihuana rather than the more accurate term Cannabis.

I drink beer through a straw.

are sporadic painful goosebumps a symptom of being an alcoholic?

>>10370373
I live in eastern PA and kind of wished I'd moved to central. Suburban life is super empty and I refuse to go into the city anymore. I'll probably compromise in the future and move up into the hills and just sit around making music for myself and enjoying nature.

>>10370412
I usually get weird goosebumps when detoxing. Not painful though. Honestly if you have to ask, then yes.

>>10370244
I dunno it's like a pouring stopper so the liquor comes out really slowly. I just rip them off

>>10370624

im not typing out my life story again because i missed this thread

click and read and respond or dont
whatever

>>10369345

>just be yourself lol!

i have no idea
i can only say do not get involved with people you work with

>>10370633
become a bartender!

>>10369259
>>10369310
I know you're desperate to defend weed due to all the bad press it gets, but I wouldn't call it a "small minority" who experience some degree of mental health problems from weed. Is it as bad as alcohol withdrawal? Well that's like comparing apples to oranges. Weed can cause lasting or permanent psychological problems much more quickly than alcohol can.

>>10370652

and then i have to deal with people
and ive seen some bloke who owns a bar and his missus is a hardcore alcoholic whos standing up against the bar but unable to move or serve anyone and hes shouting FUCK OFF and shes head slumped mumbling fuck off back at him
id rather drink alone thanks

>>10369368
The fact that you assume everyone sharing anecdotes about weed's negative effects is part of a smear campaign says a lot about your bias.

>>10370670
well then go find a cave and live there then, become a caveman

I'm so tired of this world.
I'm tired of this "Accept refugees, fuck our culture" shit
I'm tried of my own life
I'm tired of of everything

Tomorrow I'm going to wake up hungover and then I'll make myself a mac and cheese, with hot sauce, pepper, and garlic powder
And I'll be happy for a bit

>>10369368
>energetic 23 year old very creative in art

when you become the next banksy substitute dont forget al/ck

>>10369630
This is such a stupid argument, there is no such thing as an "underlying condition". There are people who are predisposed to certain conditions, but then it's the equivalent of saying you may as well smoke cigarettes because they only bring out your underlying cancer.

>>10370700

if i knew how to brew my own booze i would

>>10370797
I brewed beer once

>>10370812

good for you?
gonna expand on this story?

>>10370797
become a cave moonshiner in like afghanistan, supply liqour to ISIS and the taliban
maybe they'll chill out

>>10370850

id settle the middle eastern shit for good and usher in a new age of peace and prosperity for the planet and some american will bomb me

not even on orders by the industrial complex just by sheer incompetence

>>10370836
Oh sure
This was when I was in college
It wasn't my idea
My roomie did it
But I got wrangled in when it started erupting one morning at 3 AM
Turns out putting straight apricots into beer wort doesn't work.

We had some fun with that batch and the later batch.
I think I still have scars on my hand from doing the transfers.
See, you need to boil to the grain hash and then transfer into a vessel with the yeast. But you need to purify the transfer tube. So that means making boiling water go through it just before the wort.
Boiling water push.
Then beer.
Harder than it sounds

And then, when the beer is done brewing, you need to do the same thing. Boiling water, then suck up the beer into bottles.

Honestly, while on a whole I didn't enjoy college, the time I spent with my buddies in non-college sponsored apartment was great.

>>10370876

what was the beer like?
you and mates enjoy it or was it so bad you all agreed to never speak to each other again?

>>10370886
It was very serviceable beer.
Better than average, I'd say.

I'd do it again if I had the time. Like, If I were a regular "9 to 5er". Basic office job that was the same on and off every week.
I'd brew again.
It's a lot easier than you think.

For the bottles, we drank Leffe for a month. To get that screwless cap bottles.

>>10369227
Thirsty thursday, baby. WOOH!

>>10370922

I have a hard time telling the difference between Thirsty Thursday, Good Friday, Ash Wednesday and Fat Tuesday anymore

>>10370896

one of those things
you can make a beer that makes you nut in your pants but the amount of time it takes to brew, the volume you create, all the other bullshit...
end of the day just buy some cheap crap from the pub

>be my guest and make a go of a business brewing but as soon as you test it to people they'll just go "it needs to be... beerier..."

Finally got a job, neuropathy from alcohol is already hurting (desk job). Idk what to do bros.
I dont want to discourage. I got an accounting and a finance degree but I dont think I can makr it in these fields with being on the computer more than 3-4 hours a day

We all agree that more than just our lives are fucked up right?
Like everything is

What was I gonna say again? Huh, I just can't remember. Oh yeah, that's right! PBR is the best beer in the world!

>>10371053

for me, no
99%(?) of people can settle down with a job and the whole wife and kids shit and im just meh about all of it so to pass the time i drink
i cant carry on just boozing for health reasons but other than that ive got nothing
maybe not nothing but i just dont like people when im sober
dont want to deal with anyone

2001 a space odyssey is the greatest movie ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypEaGQb6dJk

>>10371064
>not drinking tallboys
but the whole point of PBR is that it's cheap why not get the cheapest form?

>>10371051
I saw something like a legs shaker thing on TV once, it's supposed to keep. your legs in movement while you are doing a sedentary thing, other than that idk what to recommend apart of supplements and a stress toy

>>10370416
Fellow al/ck/ musician here, what kind of music do you make anon?

>>10371211
not him but i've been kind of recording a metal album

>>10371211
another musician here
why is it that lots of musicians are al/ck/s as well?

Fell off the wagon today, lads. I went about a month sober and drank myself a pint of vodka today. I know it’s nothing, but I still feel like a fucking piece of garbage. Blog post over. Anyways, how was everyone else’s day?

>>10371225
No shit, I've kinda got a metal album on the backburner with a friend of mine. Only problem is we live like, 2 hours away from each other so we've only done 2 songs

>>10370130
It's not about cooking and cleaning after then man, dipshit. Men don't even need to be clean.
Its about cooking and cleaning after the children.

>>10371226
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS

>>10371229
I feel like shit
What did you expect? A bunch of a happy people?

I get feeling shit for a day and needing to drink. I feel it all the time
Don't make it regular

descend to our level once a month
Please

Is Bombay Sapphire a good gin? What better tasting ones would you recommend if not?

>>10371268
I threw up the first time with Bombay Sapphire

>>10371268
not sure man, I don't care about taste at all
if it's cheap and got alcohol, I chug it down

>>10371274
I bought a bottle for my weekend gin and tonic. It's okay not that pleasant but I'm not really an alcky so I wouldn't actually know.

>>10371239
I've noticed that not only musicians, but painters, writers and for some reason doctors and lawyers are alcohols as well

>>10369250
>4-5 grams a day
what in the fuck

>>10369572
It's like a lot of things, you tend to notice the vocal ones more. I love bud but I accept that there are definitely risks associated with it, not only mental health but physical seeing as I live in Australia and most of the weed going around is grown by bikie gangs who use chemicals to grow their plants faster that are almost certainly very bad for you if you smoke a lot.

I used to smoke all day every day but now it's like once a month at the most because I started to worry about this stuff. The people who refuse to accept anything negative whatsoever about weed are mostly addicts who are lying to themselves whether they know it or not.

>>10369250
careful coming off the meds, you might have a manic episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sriCfeCZ64E

We're not gonna make it

hey lads, just woke up, day 4 commencing

>>10371353
Funny
I'm about to go to sleep

>>10369227
It's easter so all the stores are closed. Only have one bottle of red wine for tonight, wish I had some beer ;_;7

>>10371371
poor planning son, what about delivery? Any restaurants around that deliver booze with food?

>>10371371
just in case you can't get any booze, go to a drugstore and buy some sleep aids, take a bunch and take a glass of wine, then mix it with water, Greek style, just so you can keep that feeling of "consuming" for longer

that have saved me from getting an anxiety attack lots of times my man

>>10371397
Isn't this how celebrities die?

>>10371397
this is brilliant!

>>10371371
Australian? On the off chance you live near a brewery that's open to the public, they're allowed to do takeaways. Or you could just go to the pub. But yeah other than that you're SOL I'm afraid

>>10371403
just get some over the counter shit like diphenhydramine or melatonin, you'll be fine and It'll be 2usd at most
>>10371405
hey, I don't want this guy to die, but I don't want him to get gnomed either

>>10371421
Zzzquil and a buzz

>25 with baby face
>lose my ID
Fuck. I'm already halfway through my backup wine and the registry tells me it's a two week wait to get a new license

>>10371229
>Anyways, how was everyone else’s day?
It was my birthday. Only person I made eye contact with today was the cashier at a fast food place, and maybe the Uber Eats guy. I had a gf ayear ago

>>10371443
do you not have a regular store where they know you?

>>10371448
Happy birthday anon

>>10371448
happy birthday

>>10371448
Happy birthday

Anyone else read "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" once upon a time?
There was this guy in with the rest of the inmates
All he says is "I'm tired"
When McMurphy got agitating that guy stood up for the first time and said how much his life at the train station made him tired
He said lastly when he worked so hard and got nothing, he said he was tired

That's what I feel like. I'm tired. I'm tried of working. I'm tired of my life.
I'm so tried.
I just want someone who is important to say "hey, you did a good job"

>>10371448
Happy Birthday Anon! Hope you're having a decent day - a cashier and an Uber guy sorta day is my heaven

>>10371453
>>10371454
>>10371461
>>10371464
I legitimately didn't make that post with the foresight to anticipate these responses. I was just venting during nighttime /ck/m and assumed I'd be forgotten. Thanks, anons, and I'm happy to be here with you

>>10371462
You just said something that is entirely missing from public discourse. The mere fact that you can verbalise such things and in such a way is awesome. Great job Anon.

>>10371451
They're a family of Koreans who can't tell non-Koreans apart. I've had the same convo with the older woman multiple times, but their discounts are legit.

>>10371473
you are not too late for a two-days birthday man, get some shit you enjoy and have the best day you can

>>10371473
Glad you're here too, how old did you turn today?

>>10371481
Give it a go anyway man you've got nothing to lose.

>>10371478
That's not entirely true. I hate to bring politics into this but that's why Trump won
Because he was literally the only one who acknowledged people like that. People who were tired.
All the GOP candidates said "Suck it up, losers"
All the Dem candidates "You deserve it, white males"

Trump was the only one who said "I hear you. I'm gonna make it better"
And people wonder why a hated Yankee from NYC was so fucking popular in the South.
He had literally zero competition.

2020 elections is going to go the same. Dems are going to double down on the university SJW croud
Regular GOP is going to hit the rednecks about JAYSUS

Meanwhile the rest of America is slowly dying

anyone have some fat wojaks you want to dump? much obliged

>>10371496
One last thing before I sleep
I'm not a Trump supporter. I think he's a clever man who lied and cheated into office.
He's a shit POTUS
But he got there by being the one candidate who was able to tap into the massive well of fuckedupness that everyone else ignored.,

That well isn't going away.,
Trump is just the beginning.

Oh well. Blah blah. Go booze.
I'm going to sleep lads.
If there is a God, I won't be back here for a week. I got Easter Sunday coming up. That means family and sobriety.

>>10371496
Wow are you me? I'm an Aussie and even I know Donald J Trump is saving us all.

While I agree, you are wrong - if these things were actually said in a manner where the majority can access a verbalisation of this feel then maybe something would change. All we have now is the result of the feel but it's still not being talked about. Or maybe this is life. Maybe it is tiring. But thanks man, I love this shit!

>>10371509
Cheers Anon. Right fuckin on. Trump 2020

>>10371509
wow hot take!

what's next? you're pro choice but you think some people shouldn't have children?

>>10371526
Ha I love the abortion debate in the US. Makes me smile every time

>>10371448
Happy birthday my man, things will get better

>>10371533
OBSESSED

>>10371448
I used to post my tits on /r9k/ for anyone that started a sad birthday thread, but that's a bannable offense now. I like 4chan birthdays : 3

>>10371546
MASTURBATING

>>10371448
Happy birthday, my dude. Have a meme.

>>10371552
haha r9k has fucking changed if that's now bannable

>>10371484
I turned 25, not sure if that's impactful or not. Numberwise, maybe?

>>10371483
>>10371494
>>10371541
>>10371558
Good plans and post, thanks anons.

>>10371552
Would you ever email them to me? emimean@gmail.com
If not, cheers all the same

>>10371564
was just curious, you're right numbers don't matter. Good luck with the boob request

>>10371560
well...chink moot shut down /b/ and /r9k/ for a hot minute because of some CP thing. guess best solution was that any "selfie" that wasn't obviously from a public figure got a ban

>>10371572
if only all social commentary could be boiled down to your post. I used to frequent /soc/ before it got renamed and invaded by children. a decade on 4chan. here's to the next!

>>10371579
well.../soc/ is the roundabout, you can stll just link your le noodz to your /soc/ post. but that board is an sjw hellhole, you get banned for saying someone's fat, it's p much reddit

>>10371590
I've not been there in years. I really only come here and /pol/ these days. a bit of /tv/ and /mu/ but only for the oasis threads. amazing that this place in general can hold the best and worse of humanity

>>10371568
I think my request was shot down, but I appreciate your curiousity.

>>10371622
so what's it like being 25 these days?

>>10371610
/int/ /tv/ /ck/ and /x/ here

>>10371632
coincidentally, i did email him, but he didn't initiate a conversation.

>>10371051
Be that one douchebag with the standing desk

>>10371641
birthday luck kicks us all in the ass eventually. good on you though

>>10371641
...and this is an example of how to start a conversation

>i thought you'd eventually recognise my writing style on /r9k/
>how did you get involved with a popular forum?

t. a bitch

>>10371644
>aches after being at work for 3 hours on computer
>goes home to computer and spends the whole night shitposting

>>10371672
Gold.

anyone still here?

>>10371806
"no"

(haha get it??)

>>10371818
Yes. Now do better...

>>10371831
bb...baka! ^^

"oh daddy, please don't tell me what to do"

>>10371840
NO DADDY NOOOOOOOOOO!

daddddy... daddy that hurts!

>>10369250
>mfw I see an ideologue anti-weed fuck face

*blocks your path*

well this took a dark turn

>>10371863
sure did, daddy

>>10371831
"yes daddy"

>>10371856
cave explorer?

>>10371869
hnnngh

>>10371871
yeah, sure, if you mean my cunt...HEYOOOO

>>10371876
so you have cunt? on the internet?

>>10371876

>>10371886
filename was enough

>>10371894

want it all to end to be honest. don't want to kill myself, just wish i was never born. i should have stuck to meth.

>>10371873
censored for our little drinking thread

>>10371876
What is the best feeling you cunt gives you?

>>10371906
internet cunt

>>10371910
yeah well nothing's gonna beat meth is it? oh wait here's some opiates. do it or fuck up man

>>10371929
p sure meth is "better" than nondescript "opiates"

>>10371933
fuck man if it starts with o and ends in piates you'll fucking do it

>>10371942
thankful i don't have that issue, sitting on 20ish hydrocodone and i won't use them unless i get a tooth ache or something. i have klonopin from 6 years ago that i saved in case i "need" it. that being said, i go to the liquor store 5 minutes until closing to make sure i get through the night

>>10369937
I thought it looked good until I couldn't find the number of times distilled. Then I noticed it was 120 proof, so who cares.

>>10371958
the weird thing is opiate withdrawal, whilst horrific, won't kill you. that store trip apparently will though. never been through the latter but the former for sure. so now i can drink like a boss and never be dopesick again

>>10371980
>like a boss

xD

>when the shakes kick in

>>10371986
yeeeah son/daughter/dave

>>10372001
D-Daddy?

>>10372008
I laughed.

>>10372016
didya?

>>10372031
no i lied on the internet.

>>10372031
btw - what state you in?

>>10369227
this dependency is getting too hard. sorry boys, goodnight.

>>10372038
london

>>10372038
L
O
N
D
O
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>>10372043
>>10372047
hope your parcel is fine

>>10372053
my package? ;;; )

>>10372061
BEST GIG EVER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtld-t3D0M

>>10372061
oh i get it now

anyone?

>>10370060
31 too.

Can't believe we've worked and fought so hard
for nothing.

Living paycheck to paycheck and praying I don't take a steaming pile of shit on my boss' desk is no life worth living.

>>10372196
31 here too, fuck that desk man.

Living paycheck to paycheck or spending paycheck to paycheck?

>>10370931
Don't forget Cyber Monday

>>10372209
Don't forget Ash gets in your asshole when you Pokemon in the dark

>>10372203
Just living check to check. Haven't bought a toy in years, albeit it there isn't anything that interests me anymore.

Never thought I'd be making this much, never mind you my wife makes just as much, yet it all ends up in retirement accounts or going to the mortgage or insurance. There's no end in sight. Now I have to save up $7k for a roof, and when we're done paying off the mortgage we're going to upgrade to a house with more than one bathroom.

I'd love to leave it all behind and build a little cabin in the woods without electricity or plumbing with my hands and work a shit minimum wage job for food.

>>10372225
I drive a 15 year old car and have $150 in my checking account. Why did I spend 18 years of my life in school so I could be so miserable?

>>10372225
so you're spending it? Why can't you tell your wife you wanna go cabin woods town?

>>10372226
i drive a 12 year oldf car and have 1.12 in my account. i'm drunk though, so it's all good

>>10372235
I guess I'm spending it. Not on luxuries like eating out or craft beer, but on bills.

For some reason she isn't keen on selling everything and living in a tent until I can stack some logs and we can live like it was 1800.

>>10372241
>i'm drunk though, so it's all good
Pretty much sums up my past decade. As long as there's a 12 pack when I get home, it will be alright.

>>10372253
fuck man. i get all of that so much it hurts. but if she really loves you she'd sell it all and roll around in a van with you. or she could say no. but you haven't asked her, have you?

>>10369250
4-5g a day? fucking how

>>10372259
not him/her but divide an ounce by 7 and do the math?

>>10369472
a healty combo of the 2

>>10372266
uh booze and weed? Profit??

>>10372258
ha. I have, many times. She's not the outdoors type and digs the normal comforts.

Best compromise is the next house has enough land for me to build it as an in-law suit/play house, but that goes back to a lack of finances.

Gotta waste away at a job while everything is on hold so I can have just enough money to never not work.

>>10372259
not that guy, but i smoke this much daily too. medgrade stuff no less. weed tolerance is a bitch, 1 single fucking day smoking and my tolerance doubles. i'm spending an absolute fortune and soon i'll have to move to shatter, which is like £60/gram in the uk as opposed to £10 for weed, but it's either that or poison myself and make things immeasurably worse. barely clinging on for dear life here, so it'll just have to be expensive.

>>10372269
ah that love for a woman feel. i once broke up a marriage as i stated that i didn't believe in love if i couldn't come home to my wife and tell her i just killed someone and her immediate reaction wasn't fuck that let's get the fuck out of here i fucking love you so much

>>10372268
smoke during the day and drinking before bedtime.

>>10372282
mang i've been there, and here, and there. So you're fucked either way. rock on brother/sister

>>10372305
winning

anyone..?

seriously anyone?

>>10372368
what's up

>>10372380
4 day bender rocking out to oasis, you?

>>10372388
recovering from the last one, watching cooking videos in bed

>>10372393
yesterday or the day before i made an awesome creamy sundried tomato chicken. gordon ramsay for the DONE

fuck me i am wasted drunk

>>10372368
Feeling down. Anytime I binge drink for like 4-5 nights in a row, I shit blood. Not pure blood just enough to make the water pink. I really need to quit, this stuff freaks me out. I don't know what to do.

>tfw trying to hide your alcohol breath from your family after a night of drinking
>sink a fuck ton of water, brush teeth
>stay in room, only come out for food, as usual behavior for me
>don't stagger or hit anything along the way
>"are you drinking, anon?"
It's like they're psychic or some shit.

>>10372750
I am doing that right now. Drank a ton last night, just trying to let time pass so I know they're busy and I'll go out and get a sandwich and brush my teeth. :|

>>10372750
You can't hide alcohol breath.
It's not in your mouth, it's being exhaled through your blood into your breath. Like CO2

Drank for the last 3 nights
withdrawal setting in
Will be a bumpy ride

I can fucking smell laundry detergent.
Why are senses so fucking enhanced when hungover? I swear I can smell a god damned moth fart

>>10372782
same for decades. i've come to the conclusion that ethanol de-fats the respiratory system, and in so doing makes the sense of smell insanely powerful.
>shrug
At least delicious young grils have had yet another level of nom added.

>>10372750
Kek.

That takes me back to living at home and sneaking bottles of wine in and out of the bedroom and quietly taking a piss.

Good times.

>>10371443
I turn 30 in a few months and I still get ID'd if I've shaved. I'm okay with this.

im very, very drunk lads

>bought a case yesterday after work
>woke up today
>there's not enough left to get drunk off

now I have to shower and dress
life is suffering

I was broke and desperate last night. All I had was Bailey's Espresso Cream and crème de cacao. I also had some half-n-half. I mixed equal parts of all 3.

It actually tasted great. Almost like chocolate milk, but with booze.

>>10372878
I'm in the same boat. I turn 30 on the 11th, but when I shave my beard I get carded every single time.

>>10372978
>creme with creme with creme
>It actually tasted great

>>10369378
Try smoking indica dominant strains over sativa. Sativa maxes lots of people panicky.

>>10372978
That stuff goes down really easily for me. Especially on the rocks or in coffee.
I really don't need the calories, though.

I drank hard last night for the 6th night in a row, I can't sleep more than 4 hours after binging to blackout drunk and all day today I've been on the edge of an anxiety attack.

Why do I even do this? I get drunk for 4 hours a day and the other 20 are a fucking nightmare. I want to switch to weed but I don't know any dealers and I have no IRL friends.

>>10373084
>I can't sleep more than 4 hours

i like taking benadryl 75mg, stops me from waking up in the night after the buzz wears off

>>10373084
>I want to switch to weed but I don't know any dealers and I have no IRL friends.
Where do you live?

>>10373165
Pensacola.

What do I mix white rum with?

>>10373455
Ginger ale

>>10373455
whale cum

Alright, followup to the clerk date
>about after i made my post, get text from friend
>he wants me to join him in going to a beer bingo, some chick is raising money for her kids' travel group
>go there, having a good time, won twice
>guess who fucking arrives
>the clerk is with the babysitter from earlier
>"anon! why did you leave?"
>she's still drunk from that wine
>tears are happening in her eyes
>small pause, then think of a brilliant plan
>"my friend texted me, he wanted me to join him asap because he was feeling sad"
>hope she is smart enough to know that "sad" means "suicidal"
>she fucking buys it, most probably means she's desperate
>wanna leave the place immediately, but clerk still wants me and friend wants to play more bingo
>i had around a dozen beers before going to this, so i am drunk and have no ride
>start making out with the clerk because drunk
>takes me home, we fuck until she passes out because i won two more times and shared it all with her
>wake up
>hear the kids
>oh no
>walk out of the room
>the kids and their dad is in the living room
>he tells me he usually visits on weekends, since this was good friday he wanted to come over and he had keys
>totally fucking fine with me banging his kids' mom, another warning sign i shouldn't be with her
>leave, since it's a small town i hitched a ride off my aunt driving from the market
>post here
I think I fucked up. Had no protection. Cummed in her pretty hard.

>>10373905
you fucked up son

>>10373905
what was the first post?

>>10374037
>>10370035

>>10369452
Alcohol is worse on the brain you idiot baka you're just talking out your ass

>>10369491
No it doesn't you are an idiot

>>10369510
You really sound like someone who's never smoked in their lives

>>10369639
Dude why are you just making stuff up

>>10369707
5-6 grams isn't a lot I've been smoking a quarter a day for two years

>>10373905
pics of hot clerk

>>10369227
Lads I have a bit of a buzz and want to g further. Shall I go grab a couple more tins and blackout the night or buy some food tomorrow? I'm fucking broke as shit.

>>10369639
>seen people's faces change and hallucinating other peoples faces onto theres

I've had some pretty fucking rough LSD trips and still never reached the point of seeing peoples faces fully replaced by different faces, I think you're making stuff up.

>>10369978
Update to my blog post: apparently I DID make a move on her. I knew I was pretty dicked by that point, but I don't remember doing that at all. It physically pains me to think how cringey it probably was.
Also one of the texts I sent her after she left said:
>I had a reason for this. Anyway good peace well times.
No idea what the fuck I was attempting to communicate when I shat that one out. Also these hangovers are almost as debilitating as slowly piecing together the wacky shit I did the night before. I'm starting to use my prescription stimulants more for combatting them than I am for my classes. I'm slowly devolving into a hot garbage fire of a human being. Anywho, thanks for listening, senpaitachi.

>good peace well times
rofl

>>10374328
>good peace well times
it's like when you google translate japanese to english

>>10374375
>>10374375
>>10374375

new thread

>>10374375
>>10374375
>>10374375

>>10370688
It's one guy saying the same lies over and over