/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10381084
But what if it unironically is the texture?

I enjoy the taste of banana, I will eat banana flavoured things, or things with banana in them, until the cows come home, but give me an actual fresh banana and I will vomit uncontrollably.

>>10381108
depends on banana flavoring, first fridge type or post blight banana

>>10381108
>t. manchild

>>10381084

>goo goo, ga ga

>>10381084
This is what my GF tries to say about giving head and swallowing. Bitch just swallow it fuck, it's not about taste or texture it's about you wanting to pleasure me. You don't see people craving the pleasurable flavor of a shot, but you sure see them pound them down because it makes them feel good. Well making me feel good should make you feel good so take that load down and stop fussing God damn. Girls acting like their pussy don't ever taste sour sometimes or butthole have a bit of funk, but lord forbid you get picky about that.

>>10382432
>pussy don't ever taste sour sometimes or butthole have a bit of funk
I'm so thankful I'm a virgin

>>10382432
Appropriate post from a creme degenerate.

>>10381084
Im allergic to that. I have an epipen.

>>10381084
>mfw I'll eat anything, but none of my back teeth touch so I tend to choke on chewy stuff

>creme taste like cum
>chocolate taste like poo
>peep taste like peepee
>mini is delicious, even I cannot bring myself to not embrace such a patrician team

>>10382432
you sound like a wuss

>>10382517
I prefer the term "sissy."

>>10382517
I eat my girl's ass and pussy like an absolute champion. I love it and so does she. 99% of the time its all good, but sometimes she went a little extra hard at the gym and one shower wasn't enough or her period was extra recent. Vaginas are crazy, anything can set them off and change the smell/taste/volume/consistency of the mucus. I eat it like I'm starving anyways because it drives her wild and I get off on that, if something is a bit off then whatever power through out of love.

When a girl tries to turn her nose up on reciprocity on that I don't get it. Sucking dick it's just flavorless skin for nearly the entire process. It's only at the very end there you have to swallow a bit of salty nut. Dude going down on a pussy tastes whatever the taste is the whole damn time, often it's good but sometimes it ain't. A dude's load is probably never finger licking good, but it's over in a flash. Like downing an oyster really.

So I think if you love the guy you are giving head and he gets off on seeing you swallow just do it. Such a minor sacrifice for something that will make them happy, if they are going down on you all the time too then doubly so.

>>10381084
>>It's not the taste, it's the texture!
But that's the truth? I would have no problem with tofu if it didn't feel like some fucked up version of jelly.

>>10381084
FUCKING PICKY EATERS
Why didn't their parents shame them for being massive faggots. JUST EAT THE BROCCOLI AND LIVER OR GO TO YOUR ROOM.

>>10382549
you mean "fag"?

haha pontus bog

>>10384592

>>10384617
delete

>>10384617

>>10384630
>team mini
get lost, faggot

>>10382492
WTF? Surely that can be fixed

On the flipside there are the weathered geezers who's tastes have matured so much they savor aged rancid things and the aroma of their mistress's underside.

I have a friend that claims this as the reason why they won't eat fruit.

>>10382432
>tfw first time fugging her she whispers "anon, I want you to cum in my mouth"
>obviously swallows it all
God bless young nymphos that grew on porn man.

Things I don't like
Rice and things like fries and bread sopping up juices from nearby food on plate like meat.
I don't scoop up extra sauce with bread.
Odorous cheeses and too much cheese like I'll never order an extra cheese on anything.
Vinagry things like mayonnaise, ranch, blue cheese, and just about anything with overt vinegar. I do however tolerate the mayo on the McChickens.
Fried things or any bread material turning soggy.
Most cold food that can be eaten hot.
Skin on heated milk.
Pizza after the cheese has congealed.
Pieces of pasta inside left over soup that break apart after a few days.

Also beans aren't disgusting but they cause flatulence. People should also care to rinse their cookware well or use some non scented detergent because having things taste like lemon degreaser afterwards sucks.

>>10382601
Go take a load of jizz in your mouth and then come back and tell us how it's not that bad. Until then, opinion discarded.

>>10382432

poor chap

>>10381108
you didn't vomit last night baby

>>10381084
>complain about picky eaters

>those vegetables are mushy
>those pasta are overcooked
>steak is well done
>chicken breast is too dry
>insect is not food
>fast food make me sick

>>10385049
those are living beings you degenerate

>>10381084
>It's not the taste, it's the texture!
Fucking okra.

>>10382432
State of /ck/.

>>10381084
I wanna fuck that broad mouth.

>>10382432
>mfw last ex asked me if I wouldn't get grossed out if she tried swallowing, and ended liking it
Don't suck dick and eat garbage.

>>10382432
Creme is the low IQ team

>>10385118
I've never found okra unpleasant. What if this is because of some suppressed childhood trauma?

>>10382432
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS GET GFS AND NOT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10381108
Basically this. I can't stand the texture of those Chinese soups. It's like eating dense saliva or really clear snot

>>10384917
Shows what you know, I jizzed in my own mouth a few times in those curious High School days. Call me a faggot or whatever, but yeah I've taken a cum load it's not that bad desu.

Maybe if you have some foul diet and don't drink water.

>>10381084
>tfw try desperately to get my palate to tolerate onions
>No matter how hard I try whenever I taste them in a meal or take a bite out of one I immediately start to gag and can't bring myself to eat them.

Does anyone have good way of getting past shit like this? It's such a pain to go over to a friend's or a family members or eating out.

>>10381108
That still makes you a picky tastelet manchild

>>10381084
>it's the texture!

That goes for sea urchin though

>>10385278
Dude, everyones done that at least once or twice..

>>10385496
I would imagine so, but that's how I know it's not so bad. I think it's how most dudes know it's not so bad. Small sacrifice from your partner to make you happy, but you'll see endless winging about it. Not like I fucking love taking out the trash or changing lightbulbs but it keeps the house in order and the GF likes it so I do it. Swallowing jizz is the same kind of thing. Over in a flash, girls just like having something to bitch about. The more the bitch the more they can make it out like it's an ordeal, and the more that becomes accepted the more they can bitch.

How many girl comics have you seen do a bit about how awkward and repellent it is to go down on a man? Do you really think sucking a dick is harder than eating pussy from an objective standpoint? Absolutely not, it's way fucking easier to suck a rod sticking out with nothing in the way than to work your head in between her thighs and find just the right spot to tickle that clit or it's all a waste of time. We all know intellectually sucking dick isn't harder or have any extra gross tastes associated with it by comparison. Lazy GFs just don't want to do it, or at least do it right.

>>10381084
What exactly constitutes a picky eater? Does disliking any food at all qualify a person or is there a specific group of foods that are the barriers for being considered one?

my wife eats like a child and it annoys me

>>10381084
That's autism. Autists can't handle how some things feel, like certain clothes (wool, f.e.). If you hate food because texture, you've got autism.

>>10385670
Why did you marry her then?
You're stupid

>>10385722
Same goes with taste

>>10381084
a picky eater is someone that either wont eat your food, claims repeatedly they dont like different foods, or wont eat off anything but their own plate and what they ordered.

>>10381084
But it's true i love the taste of mushrooms but the textute is beyond desgusting

>>10385324
It happenes to me too i don't know how to get rid of it though sorry

>>10382432
strange, she doesn't have that problem with my bbc

Can't stand the way fat feels in my mouth

>>10385563
when you have a whole range of foods you "cant eat" instead of one or two things you dislike

>I can't eat it, it smells funny!

>>10381084
>god tier acting

>>10386003
lole

>>10386003

It's not just that, it's also usually really broad classes of food like fish, or extremely versatile ingredients like tomatoes or onions.

>>10381108
This
I'm the same but with baked beans, they're so gritty <~<

>>10386062
ill eat anything except tomatoes, I dont really consider myself a picky eater. I'm just unfortunate enough to have a genuine aversion to such a common ingredient.

I'm labeled as a picky eater at work because I always decline donuts, cake, candy, sweets, etc.
I don't like sweet stuff of that sort, and have been announced as "picky" for it a few times.

>>10382497
Has eaten cum and poo, must be mini

>>10381084
"I'm a vegan"

>>10381084
This is how I feel about oysters though which are possibly the only food item that I don't like

>>10385550
I have never seen someone so mad about oral sex

>>10386163
What is that thing?

>>10386088
Really is awful because everyone just assumes you love that shit, like I'm not on a diet I just don't really like candy and cake

>>10385278
That makes you a fucking fag, don't deny reality. If you're eating jizz then you're a fucking fag!

>>10386177

yeah its hard to get it out of your head that most oyster look like, smell like, and taste like freshly made jizz, but with some mignonette and lemon juice theyre prety fuckin good

>>10386179
you try having a girlfriend that refuses to suck your dick

it's like paying for a yacht but you can't leave port

>>10386201
A peanut butter fag would know.

>>10382432
>this guy has a gf

>>10386228
Dump the bitch.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some Bitch Was Sucking My Cock
The Clock Struck Two,
I Shot My Goo,
And Left The Bitch Down The Block.
~~Diceman~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lTnnu3XLFk
Andrew Dice Clay - The Evolution Of Dirty Nursery Rhymes

>I dont eat raw fish
>I eat real food

>>10385846
Try frying them all the way
>>10386169
Personally know a few people who turned from "not eating meat for taste reasons" to full blown vegetarians/vegans. So you're not wrong.

>>10386228
Actually kind of with you desu buddy, my girl will do anal but is very reluctant about oral

>>10382497
Peeps tasting like peeps is enough of an insult as is.

>>10385550
Who are these mythical girls who don't like to suck dick? Every girl I've been with thinks she's some kind of unique supergirlfriend because she's amazing at sucking dick and every time it's shitty and I have to finish myself off

The best girl just lies there like a dead fish with a 1000 yard stare, looking uncomfortable, bored, or slightly afraid, while I do my business on her. Stop pretending to be some kind of sex goddess, it's a waste of time at best. I'm tired of having to explain this. When will women understand that how good you are at sex is not something to boast about. And the worst is when they get offended or freaked out and "want to talk about this". There's nothing to talk about, get it through your empty head. I do not want my penis sucked, and I don't want you on top of me bucking and making gross moaning noises or trying to kiss me.

inb4 ur a virgin, fuck off

>>10386184
That is La Creatura, my friend.

>>10381084
I wouldn't know since I only eat creme.

>>10382492
None of them touch? What stops them from touching, I mean what physically stops your jaw?

>>10386268
i fucking hate the fake porn screaming literally every girl does nowadays, shut the fuck up you're waking my neighbors

Georgie Porgie
Pudding And Pie
I Blew A Load
In Her Eye
She Gave Me A Look
Like A Doe
Then I Fucked Her
Like A Hoe.

"The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Htf_F6Nmtg

>>10384966
yeah, because dick has a different texture than banana

>>10386323
You'd know

>>10386329

Are all minis this slow?

>>10386278
These two don't mind touching.
Duran Duran - The Chauffeur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGyynTzT7I

>>10382432
This guy is absolutely in the right. Detractors are reddit roasties.

>>10386251
Regardless of your motive for being a vegan it is still just being a picky eater

I hate eating rice because I feel like I can’t really chew it up all the way and I’m just swallowing these little starchy maggots whole. It’s gotta be bad for digestion, right?

>>10386433
You're full of shit, so what you're asserting is that anyone that executes choice is picky? That's likely the stupidest thing that I've read this year so far.

>>10386433
What's not "picky" to some fuck like yourself? Not executing any choice?

>>10386438
Aren't you "picky" when you choose what cock to suck you fucking faggot?

>>10386511
>>10386521

>executes choice

Nobody says that. Why are you blatantly samefagging?

>>10386530
What does samefagging mean to you precisely? You're spouting bullshit.

>>10386530
You can't even define what you fucking wrote.

>>10386511
>is that anyone that executes choice is picky
Thats literally what being a picky eater is, choosing not to eat many things because of your feelings

>>10386521
>What's not "picky" to some fuck like yourself? Not executing any choice?
Someone who doesn't write off wide swaths of food because of some arbitrary and trivial complaint

>>10386561
One could look at it that way, but sometimes one just doesn't like the taste of something or for whatever reason. It's called taste.

I don't fuck niggers because of choice. Does that make me "picky?"
I read certain newspapers because of choice, yeah, I guess I'm "picky" and you're a faggot that can't execute or realize choice or discrimination, which is what choice is.

>>10386561
Do you select certain music over other music because you like it vs music you don't like? I guess you're "picky."

>>10386563
I'm not stuffing my opinion on you, you're trying to stuff it on my by calling choice and discrimination "picky." To me you're the picky pathetic fuck.

>>10386578
Well the triviality of your reasons certainly plays a role

Not liking country music, or pop rap doesn't necessarily make you picky, but only liking country or pop rap sure as hell does

similarly not liking outright bad food doesn't make you picky, but not liking normal ass and good food for personal reasons is precisely what makes one picky

>>10386571
Then what the fuck does "picky" mean to you?

>>10382432
>falling for the women meme
>2015+3

>>10386614
What's your point, either way that's personal choice. What's you're problem people having person choice in what they do or like in life?
I don't like living around niggers, that's personal choice too, I guess I'm "picky." I like to live in a place where old people in my family can come and go from without getting mugged. Yup, you must be right, I'm "picky" and don't give a shit about some government opinions.

>>10386614
I'm not politically correct, guess I'm "picky."
Apperently you're a retard that just does what's PC or what the government tells you to do or what the latest protesters tell you to do.
Do you have a guilt complex or something?

>>10386663
>What's you're problem people having person choice in what they do or like in life?
I don't, but exercising that choice haphazardly or without regard to quality is precisely how the term "picky" is used. I am definitely not here to tell you you cannot, or even should not do that. Its just that picky eaters happen to be the topic of this thread so that is what I was talking about
>and don't give a shit about some government opinions.
um, what is this even a reference to?

I'll try this again, avoiding objectively bad things is not being picky, avoiding normal and good things is

>>10386679
Please explain what any of this has to do with any previous comment?
What does political correctness or the government have anything to do with any of this?

>>10386682
Who the fuck are you to presume to tell me that my choices are haphazard?

>>10386691
You choosing not to eat various good things pretty strongly suggests your choices are haphazard regardless of who I am

>>10386714
What's you're opinion of good and again you're being a presumptuous faggot.

>>10381108
Then you are being picky. Duh.

Well alright then

>>10386714
To me, you come across as haphazard by making statements that you can't backup and also presuming things about people that you know nothing about.

>>10386731
Dude, I can't help it, its just what the fucking word means
You can't just say that when you are picky, the word doesn't apply simply because you don't like the idea that you are picky

>>10386760
I call it choice and discrimination, picky is a silly term.

>>10386747
>presuming things about people that you know nothing about.
The fact that my pretty basic and mundane statement somehow got you mad tells me more than enough

>>10386766
Why do you presume that I'm "mad?"
I was simply responding, that does not make me "mad."

>>10386766
When you get a bit older then you'll start understanding more about real life.

>>10386765
>picky is a silly term.
then why are you even in this thread? Are you just looking to make yourself mad?

and please don't make it out like we are talking about exercise of choice in general. We are talking about choosing not to eat foods that most people are ok with eating. Its about not liking things that most people consider good. keep in mind that none of this has anything to do with my personal opinions, its just in comparison to norms

>>10386784
Did you bother to read OPs post or are you just spouting agenda?

>>10386765
Yes, another thing picky eaters say. Good contribution.

>>10386792
Blah blah blah!
This discussion is going nowhere and you're a fucking faggot.

>>10386771
because of the text of your statements
>>10386776
haha what? I am too young to understand that being picky and pedantic about what you eat makes you picky and pedantic? When I am older I will think eating like that will be a good thing and get mad at words being used as intended?

Also, you never responded to clarify your previous statements about political correctness and the government and what they possibly have to do with this discussion. I am genuinely curious and dumbfounded as to why you added those comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk
Yazoo - Don't Go (1982).

>>10386788
um, the OP says to say things picky eaters say, I did
Then you got mad at the idea that others perceive what are presumably your life choices to qualify you as a picky eater

>there are people alive who unironically think that if you have food preferences you are a picky eater, and if you wont eat virtually anything. Put on your plate your a manchild

>>10386804
You're the faggot that launched the attack on me first.
And yeah you are clearly pretty young but you'll learn once you get out of school and start dealing with real life.

Real life is a lot different from school life. Especially when you have to start paying your bills on your own.

>>10386813
In the future you'll have to take responsibility and pay bills of your own. Until then you'll keep spouting school bullshit.

>>10385496
if youve even put cum in your mouth, you are not only disgusting, but probably curious-borderline gay. not once have i had an urge to do that, maybe im being trolled but if thats true, you should feel deep, deep shame.

>>10386825
Please learn to communicate your ideas more effectively. I refuse to eat word salad.

>>10386867

A single misplaced period isnt word salad manchild

>>10386832
Dude, calm down
I am not saying you are evil because of your picky eating habits, or even that you should stop. Maybe just take a minute to reflect on how insane your chain of posting has been here

and I didn't fucking "launch an attack" on you

also, if you are older than me you should probably leave this place because I already feel as though I am too old for it
>>10386843
haha what? I own a condo with a mortgage and property taxes and what does this possibly have to do with our topic?

>>10386825
I'm not sure I 100% follow this post, but what do you possibly think the word "picky" means in this context if not one who refuses to or dislikes eating normal things?

>>10386864
Its called empathy you fucking child

>>10386867
His message wasn’t all that difficult to understand if you re-read it once and thought about it for half a second

>>10384902
no one read this you narcissistic vapid piece of shit

>>10386955
the whole second half of the post is nonsensical

I hate lots of foods.

>dark chocolate
It's bitter and when I'm craving something sweet, that's a really unwelcome flavor.
>eggs
They smell strongly of sulfur, which is really hard on my stomach in the mornings. I love the taste of eggs later in the day, though, when my stomach is stronger.
>raw onion
I can't think of a single instance of ever eating raw onion where I actually liked it. I'm not the type to pick things off my plate, but these little fuckers are always left over because they don't go with anything and don't taste good on their own.
>asparagus
I love the flavor, but I hate the way it makes my urine smell. I can live without ever eating asparagus if I don't have to smell that in my pee ever again.
>Brussels sprouts
When cooked right, they taste good, but when cooked badly, they are extremely astringent, borderline inedible. And most people can't cook them for shit.
>kale
It's not good under any circumstances. It's a fad. Stop pretending you like it. It's awful. Way too bitter for the majority of recipes people use it in. And it's inedible by itself as dried "chips."
>walnuts
They're extremely astringent and the bitter aftertaste hangs around in my mouth way too long after I'm done eating one.
>coffee
Goes without saying. Too bitter and little redeeming value other than making you choke.

That said, I only have these preferences as far as I can afford to be picky. If I'm making food for myself, then naturally I'll only use ingredients that I like. If I want to be polite while eating at someone else's house or if I'm starving, then of course I'll eat anything. Except coffee, which has no redeeming nutritional value whatsoever.

>>10386867
lol wow. retards such as yourself remind me how smart i am

>>10387118
You're smarter than retards because you're fluent in retardese?

>>10386967
Only if you're a shart in mart

>>10386268
Do you even enjoy sex?

>>10385670
>>10385754
Yeah dumbass, why'd you marry her?

>>10387222
Sex is great when women don't bring all their fucked up mind games along for the ride and/or try to re-enact a porno the saw once

There is nothing more unsexy than:

-Talking
-Doing stereotypically "sexy" stuff (lingerie, loud moaning noises, being aggressive, or initiating the act rather than being indifferent or mildly reluctant)
-Eye contact
-Spreading legs or getting on all fours
-Any kind of fetish shit (wanting to be tied up, furry handcuffs, sex toys, lube that was manufactured and marketed as such, etc)
-Oral sex
-Using pillows other than directly under the head

The sexiest thing is:

-Shutting the fuck up
-Don't look at me (unless it's the thousand yard stare and it's like I'm not even there)
-Lie there like a dead fish, with your whore knees together. Lying on your stomach or back either way is all good
-Some articles of clothing on is acceptable. Particularly socks. Ordinary socks, absolutely nothing "sexy". A shirt on is ok too as long as it's not manmade fibers, silk, or wool
-Do not say a fucking word not even when it's done. Wait for me to speak

I very much enjoy this sort of sex

>>10387384
>A shirt on is ok too as long as it's not manmade fibers
Literally loled at this point

>>10387401
It's nothing ideological I just find the texture distracting. There are obviously exceptions to all of these rules. For instance a raw silk shirt is ok, it is really habotai silk that I find vulgar and offputting. Too formal and it takes my mind off the task. Everything just seems forced, artificial.

As far as wearing manmade fibers is concerned it is, again, about texture. I really have no issue when she is wearing modal rayon, which could easily pass for cotton, but viscose rayon is beyond the pale.

I don't prefer raw tomatoes. I'm not allergic to them, I just don't like them. I'm an old man and I don't have to justify it to you, just don't put your shitty, rock-hard, middle-of-winter, horribly-sourced, supermarket tomato on my Mexican Pizza, thank you very much.

>>10387438
I think you have actual autism

>>10387438
i literally have no idea what most of this stuff is

>>10387460
I have sometimes thought so but if I had autism I wouldn't be disgusted by a woman enjoying sex. It simply wouldn't register because autists are insensitive to what others are feeling

I just have different sexual preferences than some others. No different than being attracted to men, except that being attracted to men would actually be socially acceptable and unfortunately I have found that articulating my preferences is usually not well received

>>10387384
Sex is great when women don't bring all their fucked up mind games along for the ride and/or try to re-enact a porno the saw once

There is nothing more unsexy than:

-Talking
-Doing stereotypically "sexy" stuff (lingerie, loud moaning noises, being aggressive, or initiating the act rather than being indifferent or mildly reluctant)
-Eye contact
-Spreading legs or getting on all fours
-Any kind of fetish shit (wanting to be tied up, furry handcuffs, sex toys, lube that was manufactured and marketed as such, etc)
-Oral sex
-Using pillows other than directly under the head

The sexiest thing is:

-Shutting the fuck up
-Don't look at me (unless it's the thousand yard stare and it's like I'm not even there)
-Lie there like a dead fish, with your whore knees together. Lying on your stomach or back either way is all good
-Some articles of clothing on is acceptable. Particularly socks. Ordinary socks, absolutely nothing "sexy". A shirt on is ok too as long as it's not manmade fibers, silk, or wool
-Do not say a fucking word not even when it's done. Wait for me to speak

I very much enjoy this sort of sex

>>10387477
>I just have different sexual preferences than some others
Seems to go well beyond sex

>>10387550
What, the fibers you mean?

Some dudes think shit from Victoria's Secret is "sexy". Shiny, weird alien structures, cutting harsh lines across the female body and mashing the breasts and the buttocks into unnatural shapes. Shimmery fabrics in peculiar textures. Crazy fastening mechanisms that require a PhD in architecture to disassemble elegantly. Because that's what we're supposed to look at as a preparatory ritual before sex, apparently. It gets us ready, or so it is said.

Not so much for me. I don't want a sales pitch. I find "ordinary" clothing made from natural fibers, in muted colors and pragmatic cuts, to be "sexy". Just as long as they aren't itchy or make me concerned about the repercussions of stretching them too harshly or whatever. Because I know how hard it is to find elegant, yet understated clothing in such colors and fabrics, especially in petite sizes (I forgot to mention I am not attracted to women over 5'6" or larger than a A cup). One develops an irrational affection for them (the clothes that is), and they should not be treated roughly. One never knows how hard it would be for her to replace. I am not insensitive.

But because I prefer this, and others prefer that, I am perceived to have some sort of mental disorder if not outright mental illness.

>>10382432
Oral sex is degenerate. That shit didn't fly until the last 20+ years outside of literal whores.

>>10387647
I mean you put more thought on fibers into that one post than I have in my life

I am totally with you on dressing sexy being unnecessary, but they idea that whether a fiber is "natural" mattering, you lost me on that

>>10387701
thats not true at all, its been going on for literally thousands of years, probably tens of thousands

>>10382601
i feel for dudes but also swallowing a nut isn't just taking it, it's a bunch of thick gunk being shot down your throat til you choke or you try holding it in your mouth so you don't choke and then you're dribbling and spitting up goo and you have to force the whole thing down in one gulp and your mouth is numb and the taste doesn't go away for hours. it's definitely not the worst but i feel like every time i also end up with a nose full too

>>10381084
I like the flavor of bananas but eating them makes me want to vomit

>>10387647
> (I forgot to mention I am not attracted to women over 5'6" or larger than a A cup

Please commit yourself to a psych ward

>>10387740
Practice makes perfect

>>10387709
There is literally nothing wrong with sensitivity to detail, yet certain individuals will try and paint this as a kind of illness
>>10387790
See this is what I mean

>>10382439
this

>>10387819
true...you just have to get over it! do your best everyone i will too

Everything in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-bSrS7ICE
>>10381108
Hi Ryan.

>>10385563
If you would ever refuse something someone you trusted offered/ recommended to you, you're a picky eater.

>>10387849
See it's this kind of can do attitude and desire to please our partners that will help us heal the world.

>>10382601
I hear you man, my gf would barely even suck my cock and made me cum like 3 times from it during the 4 times I've dated her, while I eat her pussy without fail, I've even done it on her fucking period multiple times.

I just dumped her though, she was a bitch anyway.

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I don't consider myself a picky eater but only in the context of non traditional Chinese cuisine. Because I'm pretty sure I would hate all of that due to the importance of weird textures. I was watching ugly delicious where he goes to eat at a restaurant specializing in imperial Chinese cuisine and I really felt his struggle because I don't think I'd care for the young deer tendon or sea cucumber (which I have had and dislike). It's just one of those things where if you didn't grow up or constantly eat these textures it's just revolting

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>>10382492

My front teeth don't touch so I have trouble eating anything that isn't bit sized. I have trouble eating meat , corn, ribs, chicken wings or anything to requires a clean bite to rip the food apart. People hate it when I slice up my steak, but if I don't I will be a messy eater. Insurance won't cover the cost of braces for some reason so I never got braces.

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>>10387839
>>10387647
>>10387477
>>10387438
>>10387384

>>10388266
>on so I never got braces.
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> Anonymous 04/01/18(Sun)23:43:41 No.10388
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Go ahead and eat your chicken knuckles and intestines you African cia niggers

>>10382601
While most of what you said is true, cock itself isnt always flavourless skin. swallowing a load is easy though and I think that spitting it out is counter intuitive if you dont like the taste or texture because if you go to spit it out, it's in your mouth much longer than grabbing a tissue or something to spit it out. just swallow.
I love giving my bf blowjobs because he loves them and it turns me on when he enjoys himself so much. Unfortunately he refuses to eat out my pussy. Keeps saying he'll do it someday when he's comfortable but it's been years and I've given him hundreds of blowjobs.
He's also a picky eater, so what does that tell you?

>>10388455
>Unfortunately he refuses to eat out my pussy. Keeps saying he'll do it someday when he's comfortable but it's been years and I've given him hundreds of blowjobs.
>He's also a picky eater, so what does that tell you?
If his dick doesn't just taste like skin then he needs to wash his dick or maybe he has some powerful precum. As for the not going down on you there is no excuse. If your pussy is clean he should be down there working it. Male or female oral sex should be reciprocated. Him being a picky eater is just another reason to crack the whip or dump him. Dietary restrictions are one thing, but being arbitrarily unable to eat a substantial number of things is just obnoxious. Those are the kinds of people you can't take anywhere, you show up to a dinner party and your date doesn't want to eat half the meal because they don't like this or that flavor or vegetable is just unacceptable.

Same goes for swallowing jizz or eating pussy, just knuckle down and do it. Learn to like it or just pretend it's part of being a civilized and polite human being.

>>10387785
When I was a little kid my mom would buy this banana concentrate flavor and I'd put a few drops in some milk. It would make the mile taste great.

>>10388193
Pig ears in chile sauce has an interesting texture. It's different and not bad, just different.

>>10382439
This.
Sex is absolutely disgusting, and not particularly fulfilling.

>>10388568
>what is HPV
The ancients had a point when they said no to oral.

>>10387384
woah nelly

>>10381108

Have you tried not sticking the entire banana in your mouth, you faggot manchild?

>>10388666
>what is not going down on filthy thots
>what is getting tested
>what is being in a committed relationship
>what is getting the vaccine that stops the cancer causing wart virus

Just don't be gross anon, if your partner has a fucking STD obviously then this s are different. We aren't talking about eating every pussy or sucking every dick in sight without knowing who it's attached to. Your gloryhole safety tip doesn't really apply.

>>10381084
>texture doesn't matter
Things retarded niggers say. I will not be lurking this thread to respond.

>>10381084
Boiled and fried onion makes me puke. So its the flavor. But i like raw onion and can eat a shit ton of it in a salad.

>>10382492
>>10382432
>>10381108
What the fuck. What kind of inbred degenerates do we have on this board?

>>10387384
So this is the power of autistic sex.

>>10389241
I dunno, I'm autistic and I can't relate to this guy at all. What the fuck.

>>10386279
gf does this, my roommate complains about it all the time like just shut the fuck up please I know my dick isn't that big and you are faking it

>Go to friend's and family's for dinner
>They serve genuinely unpalatable food
>"You're such a picky eater, anon"
Fuck you
I don't want a ziploc bag of homemade chocolate saltines where the chocolate and fat have separated, leaving the bottom of the crackers fat-flavored
I don't want to take home a tupperware bowl of your crockpot chicken-and-dumplings "just like grandma used to make except she used a dutch oven but the crockpot is easier"
You even manage to fuck up zatarain's boxed gumbo by throwing in fucking hotdogs.

Goddamn you people

>>10381108
You're autistic

>>10387384
t. serial killer

seriously what the fuck dude

>>10389431
>f: what are you thinking about?
>m: I am thinking about the following ...
>f: WTF? omg serial killer!
This is why we say "nothing", btw

>>10389495
Yeah but you're talking about it like this THE way to have sex for you, completely disregarding your partners feelings or wishes. You don't acknowledge any desire to change to make sex a mutually enjoyable act instead of "i thrust mechanically and you lie there motionless".

>This is why we say "nothing", btw
Wahhhh people are challenging my ideals/ideas/principles i just wanted to state my piece and end the conversation.

Just talk to brick walls in the future; sounds like more your speed.

>>10387222
Not him but I don't.

>>10381084
This is my problem with shredded coconut. I don't know why but I hate it, it tastes mealy and sandy in my mouth. And it tastes gross too.

>>10386888
I'M NOT PICKY YOU STUPID FUCKING SCHOOLKID STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO ME

>>10381084
>I have sendory problems and fruit anxiety, so I cannot eat fruit

Picky is not a preference it's a manner.
Chow.it.down.motherfucker.
And stop whining like a bitch.
I refuse to believe (((gagging reflex))) cannot be trained. Fuck you, i'll throw you in a jail and feed you that dish you hate three times a day and you'll be fuckin lovin it.
Pussies.

>>10386571
"Taste" my ass
Being picky is refusing to eat something-like automatically vomiting caused by eating something. Your ears won't bleed if you listen to some music.

>>10381084
when you bite on somethin and it explodes in your mouth like peas or berrys I'm done...that shit doesn't goes straight into the trash

>>10388232
I had the same problem as a kid and it made eating pizza a real chore. You have to like chomp down and rip it off...fucking sucked.

>>10390851

I rip the pizza apart into bite sized pieces that have an even amount of toppings I hate eating in public. did you get braces?

>>10387097
>>coffee
>Goes without saying. Too bitter and little redeeming value other than making you choke.
well meme'd've my dude'st'stve

>>10387864
>have a friend come by my place to hang out
>he says he's hungry
>offer to cook him a meal
>"nah can we just drive through burger king or something?"

This shit pisses me off more than it should

>>10389819
I love the taste of coconut but I can't fucking stand desiccated coconut because it just feels like chewing on candle wax

>>10391452
Dessicated coconut is fucking delicious as a sweet marinade in satay
Also chocolate.

>>10385118
wow, aren't okra whales almost extinct, you monster.

>>10386069
fuck kinda baked beans you eating?

>>10391452
that's the best part about dissected coconut anon

>>10389799
But it can't be a mutually enjoyable act, that's the rub.

I have been moderately successful at pretending to enjoy the sort of awful, vulgar porno sex that I'm apparently supposed to like on penalty of being called a serial killer. Luckily the human body is a miraculous machine, and so it is more than possible to put up a facade of normalcy, within reasonable limits.

But someone asked if I enjoy sex, and I explained the conditions under which I really do. Obviously if we could all have our way in every corporeal matter, society would instantly collapse and humanity would extinguish itself in a few hours of glorious barbarism. I am not advocating that. I am simply answering a question honestly. If this offends you it is neither my intention nor does it reflect negatively upon me.

>>10392500
>But it can't be a mutually enjoyable act, that's the rub.
What makes you think only one person out of the couple can enjoy sex? of all the couples out there having sex right now only ONE of each pairing is enjoying it?

>I don't eat things with gluten or animal products

>>10392500
So why exactly is it that you only enjoy sex under those specific circumstances? I'm genuinely curious.

>>10392500
You're autistic dude

>>10386003
This is pretty much it. Almost everyone has one or two things they don't like very much. Legitimate allergies excluded, picky people have long lists of foods they refuse to eat.

Oh no, I don't like every kind of food!!!
Yes I am a """picky eater""" and who fucking cares? Sorry I was born this way I guess?

>>10387384
Everything you said is wrong.

>>10381108
just pretend its a dick and then it will easier for you

>>10393453
I dunno, why do some dudes like fat chicks? Why are people gay? Why does anyone drink bourbon?

I can't explain the universe to you, anon. At least not in the same way I think you are hoping. There are some religions traditions that purport to offer this sort of teaching. It's not really my thing (see first paragraph) but you might consider looking into one of them.

I have problems with texture (and rarely taste) but I wouldn't say I'm a picky eater because I'll still eat it unless it's really unhealthy or obviously spoiled.

>>10393157
It's not good for him if the other person is enjoying it.

>>10393691
Get over yourself, kid.

>>10386647
OwO

>>10385324
This. I use a shitload of onion powder in my cooking though because I love the taste, but bits of onion ruin a meal for me. I literally cannot control my gag reflex when I bite into a piece of onion, no matter how small or well-cooked.

>>10386184
SCP - 4842

La Ambominacion de refridgeratio

>>10390782
>I refuse to believe (((gagging reflex))) cannot be trained.

Okay but here's the deal. We get one life. Why would anyone force themselves to do something that is awful repeatedly for very little payoff? Most of the people I know who have real, legitimate texture issues and aren't just being faggots are super polite and discreet about it, so it's not even an issue of manners. We go out to eat and I order the alfredo instead of spaghetti. How does this effect anyone else's life in any way?

You cook me a meal, and I eat it, but leave a small amount of the sauce in the bowl, which just so happens to contain most of the onions. Unless you're watching me scoop the food from the bowl like some kind of freak, you'd never even notice I ate around the onions you put in it. So how does this effect anyone's life in any way?

I cook you a meal and we have nice steaks. I know you love caramelized onions on your steaks, but I do not. I want you to enjoy the meal, so I buy an onion, cut and caramelize it for you and serve it with your steak, but not with mine. What a fucking tragedy, right?

Why should anyone bother training away their gag reflex on foods they can't eat if they are otherwise polite and discreet about it? I could see talking shit if you made a meal for someone and they full-on didn't even try it because it has whatever ingredient in it. That's just rude. I'm pretty sure most of us know that, though.

>>10394990
>Okay but here's the deal. We get one life. Why would anyone force themselves to do something that is awful repeatedly for very little payoff?
So I shouldn't train my gag reflex to deepthroat guys?

I can't eat dried or smoked ham without feeling sick and durian ice cream is the most revolting food I ever had, am I a picky eater?

>>10394463
Ah so it's just some weird fetish thing. Could've dropped the pretense earlier m80, this is 4chan after all.

I shit on constantly but i cannot stomach onions. And its in fucking everything. I dont even mind the taste, i love some french onion soup with the onions strained out i just hate the goddamn texture or something
I can eat any other food finr

>>10385274
>4chan
>girlfriend
Pick one you newfag

>>10395064
I can't remember the last food I ate that didn't have onion in it. my condolences
>t. guy who can't stomach fish and seafood

>>10395064
I personally hate raw onions. I don't mind caramelized onions, or a nice french onion soup. But raw onion on something? It's fucking disgusting. Makes me want to gag.

>>10387717
yeh, your mom's been doing it for at least that long

>I'm an adult, guys
>Watch me prove it by having absolutely no preferences for what I eat

>>10395103
you are allowed to have preferences. outright refusing to eat certain foods is a mental illness, though

>>10395165
>you are allowed to have preferences

>Provided they're arbitrarily limited

>>10395175
>provided they're arbitrarily limited
there's nothing arbitrary about the distinction I'm making. One is a preference, the other is a requirement. These are well-defined concepts.
You also don't need to put in so many line breaks, this isn't reddit

>>10395017
If you don't feel it'll benefit you, or it's not something you want to do, then no. Why should you?

>>10386251
went vegan because i fucking hate meat and it's easier than dealing with people being upset because i dont want to eat their disgusting well done steaks

>>10395017
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My sister always finds "inedible" parts of food, especially any kind of meat no matter how fine it is without fat, skin, bones or tendons. This means she will sit and cut away small tiny strips of whatever slightly discolored or what have you pieces which she leaves on the plate.

It aggravates me greatly. No one I've ever seen or met have done shit like this. I suspect it's just a forced ritual by now.

>>10395456
it's a serious mental health issue. you should have her see a therapist. seriously, she needs help.

>>10395516
She's 36 and lives in her own place so I ain't touching that sob bomb hive nest.

>>10382432
>implying you have a GF

I refuse to eat anything that i don't make or is made by someone i don't trust, is that being a picky eater ?

>>10391446
Me in this situation:
> hanging out with friend
> "I'm getting hungry, let's grab a bite somewhere"
> "whoa, you're willing to cook? Sounds good bro. Let me know if you could use a hand. I can't cook worth shit but I can chop veg or whatever, lol"

Your friend is an ingrate. But to be fair, there's a small chance he was just trying to maximize his chill time. I made this mistake once:
> friend wants to order from shit-tier greasy-as-fuck westernized "chinese" restaraunt
> fuck that shit, if you want inauthentic westernized chinese I can make it myself, it'll at least be less greasy this way, and I can feed the wife too
> cook fried rice, chow mein, sweet and sour chicken, and beef and broccoli
> ends up taking up a large chunk of our chill time. Only have time for a few rounds of street fighter before he has to go
I should have just ordered the delivery.

>>10386610
If you exclude a bunch of food, then you are picky. That's not an opinion since it's by definition.

>>10381084
that's a nice tumblr gif my dude

>>10396360

>>10395624
nah brother, that tinfoil hat stylin

>>10387519
You might be a necrophiliac Anon

It's strange. I don't consider myself a picky eater at all. I enjoy a lot of food that most picker eaters hate: like pickles, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, bananas, plantains, peanut butter, sardines, etc.

But for some reason I can't bring myself to eat eggplant or eggplant parmesan.

I was never the biggest fan, but used to be able to tolerate it. But I think my mom made a batch that was super mushy. Combine that with finding a slice covered in all these seeds, it for some reason just made me feel nauseous and I literally started gagging.

I now can't eat eggplant parm without instantly wanting to gag.

The weird thing is, I am surprisingly fine with baba ghanoush, moussaka and Chinese eggplant. I think it's just eggplant parm that makes me gag. I don't know if it's just a mental thing or what.

And I don't know why seeing eggplant full of these seeds disgust me. Like I said, I eat other seed filled food like tomatoes, watermelon and cucumbers, but seeing this disgusts me for some unexplained reason.

>>10396506
>unexplained reason
There's a good reason your body instinctually rejects eggplant. It's fucking disgusting.

>>10396513
Like I said, I can tolerate it in Chinese dishes, in baba ghanoush and moussaka. But for some irrational reason when it's cooked in eggplant parm I instantly fucking gag. Maybe it's the mix of acidic marinara sauce combined with the mushy slimy slices of eggplant. But seeing a bed of seeds in the slimy eggplant added fuel to the fire. I wish I could get over it.

>>10384554
How to turn off gag reflex? Because paranoia brain won't let me swallow foods I think are "icky"

>>10384917
Actually end your life faggot, I've eaten my cum multiple times and it's either tasted like nothing or been slightly salty. Roasties should just swallow and shut the fuck up because we do the shit they won't.