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>> No.10391045

EGG! HOW?

>> No.10391063

does he jump over the eggs?

>> No.10391072 [DELETED] 

oh boy another 300 reply thread with the same 35 webms posted in the last hundred threads LOL EGGS LOL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGS LOL EEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
E
G
G
S
i don't feel good.

>> No.10391080
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>>10391072

>> No.10391082

Eggs. How?

>> No.10391085

>>10391080
HOW DOES HE GET IN AND OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS? DOES HE JUMP OVER THEM? IS HE SUPER NIMBLE?

>> No.10391092

>>10391080
how?

>> No.10391093

>>10391080
I wonder how fresh these eggs on the outside are

>> No.10391095

>>10391072
huh?

>> No.10391101
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>> No.10391104 [DELETED] 

>>10391072
>>10391080
LOL EGGS LOL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGS LOL EEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
E
G
G
S

>> No.10391109

>>10391072
>>10391104
based

>> No.10391120

>>10391080
I wonder how big his dick is

>> No.10391127
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>> No.10391131

>>10391101
that looks perfect

>> No.10391206

>>10391072
t. Egg Virgin

>> No.10391244

>>10391095
based huh-poster

>> No.10391274
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>> No.10391317

>>10391274
>People eating.webm
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10391319

>>10391317
today i learned greek people are hipsters

>> No.10391324

>>10391019
>all those pathetic fuckers sitting there waiting
That was pretty funny for a second actually.

>> No.10391335

>>10391274
those fancy wine decanters make me laugh. you'd get better aeration if you dumped the bottle into an empty gallon milk jug, capped it, and shook it up for 5 seconds

>> No.10391343

>>10391317
Why, too many veggies?

>> No.10391344

>>10391080
God fuckin damn how does he get out of the booth with all those eggs around like that is there like a back door or something or does he have to move all the eggs aside somehow damn

>> No.10391364
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>>10391344
huh?

>> No.10391581

>>10391080
does he have to sell all the eggs before he can get out of there without breaking them?

>> No.10391586

>>10391019
wtf did i just watch? did this chick really put peas and corn on a giant burglar????

>> No.10391623

>>10391101
Reminder that this is grown in lab.

>> No.10391626
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>> No.10391646

>>10391639
at least he bit into the end and not the top

>> No.10391647

>>10391626
medium rare chicken just how I like it! mhhh mhh!

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>>10391072

>> No.10391653
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>> No.10391671
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>> No.10391737

>jackposting
remember to tell that devil to h*ck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>> No.10391778

>>10391045
>>10391063
>>10391072
>>10391080
>>10391082
>>10391085
>>10391092
>>10391093
>>10391104
>>10391109
>>10391120
>>10391206
>>10391244
>>10391344
>>10391581
>>10391652
Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. This question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

>> No.10391787

>>10391080
HOW

>> No.10391799

>>10391080
DOES

>> No.10391818

>>10391080
HE

>> No.10391819

>>10391080
The customers have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.10391858
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>>10391819
You are the worst.

>> No.10391949

>>10391626
>>10391653
>>10391671
I have to know which videos these are from

>> No.10391962

>>10391778
what are you getting at

>> No.10392020

How about we delete this thread and start over with out all of the autism?

>> No.10392038

>>10391949
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

>> No.10392044

>>10392020
>without autism
wheredoyouthinkweare.gif

>> No.10392045

>>10391858
sleep tight porker

>> No.10392057

>>10391080
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN EGG STAND RICK
IM EGG RIIIICK
EGG HAAHAHAH EGG LOL HAHA EGG EGG EGG LMAO

>> No.10392066

>>10391671
Of course jack was on the peanut butter team

>> No.10392090

>>10392038
I meant which of his videos in specific, but thanks anyway kind anon

>> No.10392140
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>>10392038
>jakatak69

For fuck's sake his entire life is a waste

>> No.10392197

>>10391335
i bet you wear sweatpants in public

>> No.10392229

>>10392197
>he actually cares what other people think
must be a tough life trying to constantly prove yourself

>> No.10392552
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>> No.10392642
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>> No.10392703

>>10391858
Thread over. We have a winner

>> No.10392884
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>> No.10392911

>>10392020
How new are you

>> No.10392932

>>10392884
I would have fucking loved this shit as a kid

>> No.10392954

>>10391101
mmmmm raw fake meat delicious

>> No.10392957
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>>10391319
>greek
>people

>> No.10392966
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>> No.10392970
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>> No.10392979
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>> No.10392989

>>10392979
>webm with little to see and 90% of the dialogue is missing
Well done.

>> No.10392997

>>10391671
>Non-newtonian nuggets

>> No.10393000

>>10392966
this nigga doin the most

>> No.10393002

>>10392989
>Doesn't see the point of the webm
>Thinks I make subtitles
Well done.

>> No.10393005

>>10392552
>it tastes like blue cheese
>it tastes nothing like blue cheese
Which is it?

>> No.10393012

>>10392970
Man been a while since I've seen this. Funny every time.

>> No.10393030

>>10392989
wtf else is there to see? they make shit food they thought was good

>> No.10393033

>>10393002
What is the point of the webm? All I saw was Ramsay picking apart food and frowning while a group of women watched in despair.

>> No.10393048

>>10393033
>group of women watched in despair.
they weren't watching in despair, did you not see them rolling their eyes, talking down to the waitress (Genevieve), having bad attitudes? that was 90% of the webm

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>> No.10393102

>>10393048
>90%
That lasts like the first fifteen seconds then it's just shots of Gordon looking disgusted, the women looking upset, then worried/disgusted, then a pizza.
Boring webm

>> No.10393149
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>> No.10393185

>>10392197
>i bet you wear sweatpants in public
I went to court one time in sweats and a sport coat on top of a t shirt. Granted it wasn't before a judge but nobody gives a fuck unless it's a a formal thing.

>> No.10393212

>>10391364
say whaaaa

>> No.10393216
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>> No.10393229
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>> No.10393232

>>10393216
Equally unhealthy

>> No.10393251
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>> No.10393280

>>10391244
based "based huh-poster" poster

>> No.10393294

>>10391778
he has to cook and sell them all before he can leave bro

>> No.10393304

>>10393232
not sure we can say equally here
both are definitely unhealthy though

>> No.10393310

>>10393229
>super acid
>undoubtedly just a strong acid at a high concentration

>> No.10393313
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>>10393251
I really really like this image

>> No.10393328

>>10393313
not as much as you like fatties, pierce

>> No.10393381
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>>10393328
>Haha, look at this faggot who took his marriage vows seriously and has stayed with his wife through better or worse and cares more about her as a person than the fact that she has gained weight with age

>> No.10393388
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>> No.10393391
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>>10393381
Dude what
I was just pointing out the fact that he likes fatties
where did all that come from
Pierce? Is that you? Explain this this already!

>> No.10393399

>>10393391
Because she wasn't fat when he married her, she was practically a model.

>> No.10393410

>>10393399
Until he molded her to his tastes.

>> No.10393462

>>10393410
heh

>> No.10393467

>>10393462
huh?

>> No.10393486
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>>10393391
>tfw when someone bond burgers your sister

>> No.10393506

>>10393388
There was an edit of this video where they montage parodied it with doritos and shit

>> No.10393530

>>10393486
I feel you anon. I've never gotten over the first time someone Brosnan Beef-Sandwiched my sister either

>> No.10393549

>>10391072
You aren't you when you're hungry.
Eat an egg.

>> No.10393568

>>10391274
Do they need all that booze to forget theyre eating shitty food?

>> No.10393629

>>10393216
The thing I find most interesting about this show is that the undernourished people often seem to be in even poorer health than the obese people, at least in day to day circumstances. Usually they have to sleep a lot and are very sedate and weak. Ive also noticed that the fatties are typically more cheerful and nurturing to others whereas the skinnies are more withholding and critical. I've personally survived on cornflakes and toast before and it really is a horrible existence. Easier to recover from than being severely overweight, but definitely not as enjoyable.

>> No.10393680
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>>10393629
Jealous fatty detected. How much do you weigh fatty tum-tum?

>> No.10393792

>>10393005
If you eat only the inside and not the mold casing, it doesn't taste like blue cheese.

>> No.10393880

>>10393629
Being chronically underfed will fuck with you way more than being a fatass unless you're severely obese. At that point it's just down to the details of each case.

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>> No.10394002
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>>10393629

>> No.10394008

>>10393629
amerifat logic

>> No.10394023

>>10391019
>corn
absolutleydisguscting.jpgn

>> No.10394050

>>10392884
imagine putting small animals like baby chicks in one of these thing

>> No.10394071

>>10393883
he forgot to tap the knife

>> No.10394097

>>10393054
what low rent operation is this? if you can't afford an actual microwave hang yourself.

>> No.10394183

>>10393883
>that honing steel technique
lock this man up

>> No.10394278

>>10391344
trapdoor

>> No.10394287

>>10394071
That's a fucking broad sword not a knife

>> No.10394290
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>>10393961

>> No.10394296
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>>10393680
>Literally a feeding funnel

>> No.10394518

>>10392979
>3 seconds in

i didn't know anita sarkeesian is a waitress now.

>> No.10394538

>>10392979
I remember that one.
She was definitely fucking that greasy Mexican "chef"

>> No.10394541

>>10391080
Must he really break all the eggs before he can get out?

>> No.10394547

>>10391671
he fucked up so hard he made a non-newtonian liquid. this mans incompetency is on another fucking level.

>> No.10394549

>>10393310
If someone said "super acid" with no other context I'd assume they meant aqua regia.

>> No.10394552

>>10393381
yeah except he was the one making sure she fattened up

>> No.10394555
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>>10393391

>> No.10394559

>>10394547
Thanks for the update, newfag.

>> No.10394561

>>10391778
You tried too hard, soiboi.

>> No.10394572

EGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS

>> No.10394576

>>10392997
>>10394547
no one thinks you are smart, non-newtonian fluids are more common than you think, kill yourself.

>> No.10394592

>>10394576
I never claimed they were rare or hard to make, just made a cheap alliteration joke. Why do you have so many edges?

>> No.10394606

>>10394592
A joke that has been made every single thread this webm is in for years now.
Stop claiming shitty jokes as your own newfag

>> No.10394607
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>>10392703
Check out the new guy

>> No.10394611

>>10394296
Is the guy getting sucked off under the table or something?

>> No.10394619

>>10394607
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>> No.10394639

>>10391858
:3

>> No.10394642

>>10393030
But that's every single episode. Seems kinda cringy in an /r9k/ way to pluck out one of them and go "hurr, women amirite".
The chef was a Mexican male, by the way. The women didn't cook the food.
Actually, I think there was also a female sous chef who was actually pretty good. They ended up firing the chef after he stopped in the middle of a busy night, folded his arms and said he didn't feel like cooking no mo'. He was pissy because Ramsay asked him to cook a meatball and it turned out he didn't know how.
This is from memory but I'm pretty sure it was that episode.

Also, the owner was definitely fucking that nasty spic.

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>>10393304
>>10393629
I've watched a few episodes of that show and my impression is that generally the fat ones are just lazy and stupid but the skinny ones have mental issues that make them actively have poor diet. The fatties will eat burgers because they like burgers but the skinnies will force themselves to NOT eat the burger because they have issues. Probably mostly some strong desire for more control over their lives.
They also tend to have 16-hour work days.

So yeah, in the case of this show it's not just the health of fat vs. skinny but also the mental health of lazy vs obsessive compulsive mania.

That's not the say there aren't fatties out there who are fat because of mental illness of course; I just don't see a lot of them on that show.

>> No.10394664

>>10393391
>Pierced In-N-Out

>> No.10394667
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10394667

>>10394619
Another new guy, eh?
Have the can one as well then.

>> No.10394675

>>10394050
Peep peep pop

>> No.10394697

>>10393680
Is that pancake batter?

>>10393961
Not enough onions, too much cheese. This was guaranteed made for a child.

>> No.10394719

>>10394667
>>10394607
where is this from

>> No.10394724

>>10394719
British reality/contest TV show called The Restaurant. It's pretty hard to find clips from it because the name is so generic.
https://youtu.be/L0bAc6mc5GM

>> No.10394768

>>10394050
Sick fuck detected. Engage cleansing protocol. Fire!

>> No.10394769

>>10393229
can a bong get a trigger warning my mum was attacked with acid

>> No.10394772

>>10394050
Flashbacks from your daddy using it on your little rosy penis head?
Retard.

>> No.10394781

>>10394296
This is, like, the MOST fag-ola thing I've ever seen. This recording oozes hard, sweaty, shit flyin' anal sex. And it makes me gag the fuck out!

>> No.10394782

>>10394768
Cringy shit.
Go back to /v/

>> No.10394786

>>10394655
This hippopotamus looking bitch breax dix!

>> No.10394789

>>10394782
Not cringy. You just trying to be an edgy motherfucker. Well, guess what, underage cunt? You failed.

>> No.10394885

>>10393310
even concentrated acids are pretty lame
>>10394549
aqua regia would give out brown fumes and isn't as reactive with organic material as most people think
my guess goes to hot piranha solution

>> No.10394886

>>10394789
salutations reddit please upvote me

>> No.10394899

>>10394886
Still here? Ajde, ražentaj guzicu.

>> No.10394905

>>10394899
downvoted please speak english i only know englush XDD

>> No.10394937

>>10394607
These people should just die, it's a miracle that she have all ten fingers.

>> No.10394948

>>10394664
noice

>> No.10394993
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>> No.10394996

>>10391019
do americans really do this?

>> No.10395022

>>10394996
Can you read?

>> No.10395028

>>10391019
Why do Americans do this?

>> No.10395037

>>10391019
ugh, americans

>> No.10395075

>>10392552
I thought that was a pastry

>> No.10395133

>>10391019
americans are disgusting

>> No.10395144
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>> No.10395153

>>10394296
Is that Diego Maradona?

>> No.10395155

>>10391019
ohhhh say can you see!

>> No.10395162
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10395162

Gee, I wonder which of these guys could have possibly ordered that thing? It's a fucking mystery.

>> No.10395168

haha it's funny because it has spanish words and is from Mexican TV but we're pretending it's American haha.

>> No.10395169

>>10394296
This made me incredibly uncomfortable

>> No.10395185

>>10395168
>doesn't know what continent mexico is in
amerishart education

>> No.10395192

>>10394050
Hahahaha imagine using this on one of your balls lol like wow that would suck wouldn't it haha but I would still try it for funzies.

>> No.10395207

>>10395153
yes

>> No.10395210

>>10391778
nice blog fag

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10395219

>>10394789
I'm not defending killing chickens, retard. I'm saying that the "Engage cleansing protocol. Fire!" part makes you look like a 14-year-old trying to be cool on Xbox Live.
And guess what; you failed.

>> No.10395220

>>10394885
I know it's not aqua regia in the clip. That's why I specified no other context.

>> No.10395224

>>10395168
You do know that Spanish is the most spoken language in the usa? It's an American show BECAUSE it's in Spanish.

>> No.10395239

>>10395168
>spanish words
That's portuguese you uncultured swine.

>> No.10395248

>>10393388
ebin tempura

>> No.10395307

>>10391364
Fuckers took our crown

>> No.10395308

>>10394772
Lmao wow what a faggot. I used to use these on baby mice.

>> No.10395311

>>10392038
>https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
Do you have the video link for when he hit jack jr?

>> No.10395312

>>10393048
No. Because your webm does not portray that

>> No.10395384
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10395384

>>10391639
>Taco pissing itself in fear

>> No.10395394

>>10393680
is he fattening her up for foie gras?

>> No.10395448

>>10394993
How do I crit a garlic?

>> No.10395451

>>10391101
that's called " yakiniku".. i eat it once. It's beef who has been massaged with BEER when alive.. it helps to make a tender and juicy meat

>> No.10395529

>>10391274
Damn that looks good.

>> No.10395539

>>10393216
source please

>> No.10395559

>>10391127
>>10391127
The guy who owns pepe saya is pretty cringy. He goes to restaurants and asks for his own butter.

>> No.10395570

>>10393883
I would fight this man, given the chance.

>> No.10395594

>>10394996
>>10395028
>>10395037
Retards

>> No.10395604

>>10395185
Europoors being moronic again

>> No.10395626

>>10393883

what kind of knife is that?

>> No.10395671

>>10395626
An overcompensating knife.

>> No.10395693

>>10395162
How does he sit without breaking the chair, guys?

>> No.10395712

>>10395594
Are you mad, creatura?

>> No.10395796

>>10393000
checked

>> No.10395917
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10395917

>>10391080
obviously there are monkey bars above him, leading to outside the fort
he pulls himself up and over the stove and eggs, tucking in his legs and going hand-over-hand under the monkey bars, over the obstacle, to freedom

>> No.10395955

>>10394789
>>10394768

fuck off nigger thanks

>> No.10395962

>>10395626

its a buster blade

>> No.10395965

>>10392997
Made me laff

>> No.10395983

>>10394611
>the guy

>> No.10395987

>>10394611
no it's maradona
he's probably on $200,000 worth of cocaine in that vid

>> No.10395990

>>10391101
why the metal skewers?

>> No.10395991

>>10395559
alpha move

>> No.10396001

>>10394769
Was your mom a tangerine?

>> No.10396009

>>10394296
el diegote

>> No.10396012

>>10394611
no, he is having withdrawal syndrome because the ribs don't have cocaine

>> No.10396015
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>>10394607

>> No.10396032

>>10394769
diversity is our strength!

>> No.10396114
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>> No.10396118
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>> No.10396145

>>10396114

This is one of the better big boy bites

>> No.10396201
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10396201

>>10396145
Agreed

>> No.10396215
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10396215

>>10391639

>> No.10396218
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>> No.10396219

>>10396118
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.10396228

>>10394769
Did it get on half of her face?

>> No.10396236
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10396236

>>10396114
CAN YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?

>> No.10396244
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>> No.10396287

>>10393391
pierced my sisters buns

>> No.10396289
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10396289

>>10394050
>>10394675

>> No.10396305

>>10394993
damn where is this from?

>> No.10396323

>>10394071
and salt his elbow

>> No.10396340

>>10395539
I think its this but i have no idea
https://youtu.be/SpvYvocj_Gg

>> No.10396349
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10396349

>>10396114
>>10396201
>>10396215
>>10396236
>just imagine the amount of experience he has eating
>still can't eat without making a fucking mess and looking like a disgusting pig

>> No.10396357

>>10395451
yakiniku literally just means grilled meat you knob

>> No.10396482

>>10392552
Sick of these videos like "THIS AVOCADO HALLOUMI THEMED POP UP IN CAMDEN HAS SOCIAL MEDIA GOING NUTS" or "THIS IS THE CHEESIEST EDIBLE SLOP IN LONDON" with all the fucking bougie white women commenting like "@resting mcbitchface WE HAVE TO GO HERE"

>> No.10396542
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10396542

>>10396482
for (you) ;^)

>> No.10396554
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10396554

>>10396482

>> No.10396575
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10396575

>>10396482

>> No.10396625

>>10396114
>>10396201
>>10396215
Is this guy's gimmick that he eats like a mongoloid? I don't understand

>> No.10396942

>>10395311
SOMEONE GOT THIS?

>> No.10396943

>>10394607
>women should be in the kitchen

>> No.10396955

>>10391101
you think theyd be pissed if i just picked it up and ate it like a sandwich

>> No.10396982
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10396982

>>10396542
>7 ingredients
>shrimp chips
>15 ingredients

Where do these people get off

>> No.10397376
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10397376

>>10393680
This is really hot desu

>> No.10397414

>>10394296
Reminder this is coke in the bowl

>> No.10398203
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>> No.10398301

>>10392979
What episode

>> No.10398406

>>10396542
I want to see Jiro beat the shit out of these assholes.

>> No.10398448

>>10396542
Adopted for the american market

>> No.10398528
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10398528

>> No.10398590

>>10394296
What a shitshow. Anyone can cook meat long enough until the bones come out.

>> No.10398599
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10398599

>>10396201
>that toungue curl
Made me tingle

>> No.10398601
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10398601

>> No.10398610

>>10398601
mesmerizing

>> No.10398615

>>10392957
is that kimmy granger? the body i mean

>> No.10398628

>>10393961
>new menu item at Guy Fieri's restaurant, prior to deep frying

>> No.10398640

>>10395693
he's sitting on (at least) two of them

>> No.10398641

>>10396942
please don't request disparaging videos of Chef Jack that aren't even cooking related

>> No.10398646

>>10398615
yeah the body is.
she's such a little babe.

>> No.10398666

>>10394296
>>10394296
Fuck diego maradona fucking junkie piece of shit likes to talk big shot about muh patria grande and argentina and muh people, meanwhile lives in fucking dubai

>> No.10398691

>>10398646
definetely one of new-ish faves
Love how she can work her little ass and hips, her expressions game is on point too

>> No.10398728

>>10392552
I hate young Japs, they all act like children all the time. No wonder they're dying out. Imagine literally dying in a kamikaze blaze of glory because you love your country so much only for your grandson to turn out to be a cross-dressing queer who watches animes.

>> No.10398732
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10398732

>>10392642
>Japanese cooking
>Pork

>> No.10398735
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10398735

>>10398728

>> No.10398737

>>10395626
"I am an amateurish cook but a good showman so people meme'd to death but when I fell out of the limelight I tried even more retarded and outlandish and impractical cooking techniques to stay relevant but everyone moved on"

>> No.10398802

>>10391335
I thought it was just some sort of traditional container

>> No.10398823

>>10396575
Was listening to the theme music from Inception while watching this, it made the webm seem way more epic than it actually is

>> No.10398843

>>10396575
>mac & cheese's
>cheese's
jesus fucking christ

>> No.10398858

>>10398735
Who is this semen demon

>> No.10398868

>>10398737
>Amateur
>Gets paid to cook

>> No.10398884

>>10398732
Never had a pork katsu? Dork.

>> No.10398887

>>10398868
people who work at wendys are also paid to cook

>> No.10398888

>>10394996
>>10395028
>>10395037
>>10395133
Same fag

>> No.10398927

>>10394789
Obviously not since it made you so booty bothered.

>> No.10398954
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10398954

>>10398448
>adopted

>> No.10398967

>>10398590
the first bone come out

>> No.10398976

>>10395162
i was starring at this for a minute before i realized it was a jpg

>> No.10398982
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10398982

>>10396482
>Would you eat this ridiculously CHEESY HAMBURGER?!

>> No.10399057

>>10391080
Where does he get all the eggs?

>> No.10399090

>>10393229
Why does it bubble, change color, and release gas?

>> No.10399104

>>10395224
>Spanish is the most spoken language in the USA
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.10399119
File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, Absurdly_Cheesy_Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>10396482
>>10398982

>> No.10399122
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10399122

>>10399104
It's second to Diabetic

>> No.10399129

>>10394885
>>10393310
Seconding piranha solution

>> No.10399130

>>10391080
How does he be a pickle Rick without Morty all the soyboy?

>> No.10399142

>>10391127
So the butter magics out of a machine and then they cut it up and sell the pieces. Great video.

>> No.10399170

>>10391080
The key to this is that he turned all the eggs upside down

>> No.10399183

>>10398735
Bitch needs to slow the fuck down because she ain't flipping shit

>> No.10399187

>>10391101
>cutting on metal
really activates my almonds

>> No.10399200

>>10399183
Isn't she just unsticking them so you can pour them out of the tray?

>> No.10399219

>>10391019
>not just slice the sandwich in the box

>> No.10399243

>>10398448
>>10398954
*aborted

>> No.10399383

>>10394769
Bin the knife lad

>> No.10399393
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10399393

>> No.10399395

>>10391019
is she using a paint scraper as a spatula?

>> No.10399447

>>10394667
It's like one of those kids who have a learning disability and can only write in a certain fucked up way

>> No.10399456

>>10394768
Do not fucking post ever again

>> No.10399465

>>10395144
You can tell it's howtobasic from the editing

>> No.10399473

>>10396114
It's like watching a kid eat a sandwitch for the first time

>> No.10399485

>>10398732
pork meat is the most common meat in japanese cuisine you know ?

Tonkatsu, tonjiru, butadon, katsudon,Katsu curry shogayaki pork, kakuni pork and don't get me started on pork in ramen recipes

>> No.10399487

>>10398737
>>10398887
shut up you tryhard. you are not a professional chef and he is, your opinion is worth shit

>> No.10399512

>>10398301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se7_NxZQR98

That sous chef is a qt.

>> No.10399519

>>10394296
Holy shit, Maradona is still alive.
I just assumed all that coke would have done him in by now.

>> No.10399524

>>10391335
They're great for hiding from your guests that you're serving them bag-in-box wine.

>> No.10399542

>>10398590
anyone can cook anything
doesn't make it less appealing

>> No.10399543

>>10398528
>>>>>>>>>>food
This better be ironic

>> No.10399545

>>10396114
I mean, he has to be trolling. How could that not be intentional?

>> No.10399566

>>10391639
What video is it? I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.10399595

>>10396482
>WE HAVE TO GO HERE
I fucking hate these people

>> No.10399625

>>10395451
Poitr please

>> No.10399648
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10399648

>>10396482
>be a kid
>dad takes me to Camden
>It's griddy, dirty and super cool to my early teen mind
>Remember eating tons of cheap, delicious food
>Take my sisters to Camden 15 years later
>Looks like a posh shopping mall with 12£ sausage rolls
What happened while I wasn't looking?

>> No.10399652

>>10394768
I bet your wrangler is looking for you. Put on your helmet and go find him, you dumb fuck

>> No.10399666

>>10392552
I want a cute chess wife

>> No.10399751

>>10394607
>>10394667
This reminds me of that webm of a woman going /out/ and trying to cut wood in the dumbest fucking way possible, and ends up cutting her finger to the bone.

>> No.10399915

>>10399648
>massive fire burns down the market
>land snapped up by property developers
>Camden now gentrified and soulless

>> No.10399920
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10399920

>>10392970
>he's hitting on a sexy blond chick

>> No.10399943

>>10396542
>advertising the use of imitation crab
wew

>> No.10399946

>>10396542
I just lost the will to live.

>> No.10400014
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10400014

>>10393185
>Be me
>Have court stuff to do
>Have nothing better to wear
>Decided on sweatpants and a t shirt
>Judge looks at me in disgust
>Other jurors do the same
>Realize I'm naked in a school playground
>Mfw I'm a schizophrenic

>> No.10400056

>>10396114
>You will never have the pleasure of being eaten out by Jack.

>> No.10400082

>>10398601
Most impressive. Still looks like some disgusting slop, but the technique is great.

>> No.10400178

>>10393680
>they're Brits
Thank God it wasn't one of us again.

>> No.10400187

>>10393961
Thumbnail looks like a sci-fi action scene.

>> No.10400240

>>10391274
love sum mediterranean food at last in this board love it

>> No.10400269

>>10396575
>devine
Triggered me real good.

>> No.10400318

>>10393280
based "based "based huh-poster" poster" poster

>> No.10400687
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10400687

>>10398982

>> No.10401180

>>10398735
Is this a girl or a male?
This is important.

>> No.10401181

>>10400318
huh?

>> No.10401203

>>10400318
based "based "based "based huh-poster" poster" poster" poster

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10401208

>>10399920
>that file name

>> No.10401304

>>10401203
huh?

>> No.10401420

>>10401304
Based "huh" poster

>> No.10401427

What type of avacado helps with rabies

>> No.10401453

>>10401420
Based "Based "huh" poster" poster

>> No.10401536

>>10398735
how does she get out of there without breaking the eggs?