/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10455190
How get out no break eggs?

does anyone have the one with the eggs?

>>10455203
I can fap to this

>>10455203

ugh

eggs

>>10455236
Do americans really....

>>10455239
Rekt/gore belong on /b/

>>10455233
i wana do this now too

>>10455214
yeah i gotchu senpai

>>10455271
This angers me

>>10455203
Something about this webm rages me

>>10455203
>all that effort to cook the burgers
>uses American "cheez product" and shitty premade buns

>>10455233
I want to bend her over the table and push her face into those buns. Then grab her by that choker while I fuck her ass.

>>10455282

>>10455250
MESTRE DE PIZZA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

I cannot get over how fucking proud he is of the abomination he has spawned.

>>10455377

> heat pan
> put meat on pan
> press down
> wait
> flip
> wait

You call this "all that effort"?

>>10455395
Every time I see him I'm glad that he doesn't show himself on camera, he's repulsive.

>>10455363
His outfit amuses me.
It's the only time I've seen a person, not a monkey, wear that.

>>10455244
Autistic gold!

>>10455376
>white strawberries
>novelty
they naturally are white, they only became red when crossbred with european wild strawberries

>>10455190
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>10455240
It's pretty much the only way they can tolerate vegetables.

>>10455280
>Make a milkshake
>Call it a frappaccino
They can't keep getting away with this

>>10455267
Orgasm desu!

>>10455363
This gets old when all you wanna do is get a damn ice cream cone and these guys insist on teleporting your cone in and out of the astral plane before handing it to you.

>>10455352
>grease catches fire, turns around to fuck with hamburger
>doesn't rest meat, juices pouring out making the bun a soggy piece of shit
It looked good ultimately but there's a lot to be mad about here

>>10455211
lel

>>10455500
How is it autistic?

>>10455233
dumb chink

>>10455687
Yeah.

>>10455239
At that point, just grind the shit out of it, add some spices, and make tacos instead.

>>10455203
What's with the pus like substance pouring out at the end. Can't be burger juice considering the thickness of those patties.

>>10455271
>which will you chose?

suicide

>>10455430
no

>>10455353
When I saw "Avocado Bomb" I was really hoping it would just be someone filling an avocado with something explosive

>>10455203
excuse me how does he get out of there without breaking those eggs i wonder...

>>10455240
I fucking wish raclette was american.

>>10455211
That wasn't what I was expecting, but OK.

>>10455216
Overcooked bullshit

>>10455222
No

>>10455239
No

>>10455276
???

>>10455302
So we're just intentionally making shitty food at this point

>>10455322
Asians truly will eat anything

>>10455821
you go that right

>>10455821
>actual autism posting
Do you mind putting on a tripcode so I can filter you?

>>10455377
it's funny because you can't get a proper burger outside of australia or the US because they realize process cheese is required for good burger
you played yourself

>>10455395
>double sided combover

>>10455203
Hot plate sets on fire

>>10455827

>>10455827
There's no way this tastes good. He's just doing it for attention like the annoying little faggot he is.

>>10455190
Gayest shit I have seen all week

>>10455821
kill yourself

>>10455250
>no tomato base
>still adds a shitload of whatever meme sauce that is

JUST

>>10455276
what is going on there?

>>10456322
if only there was a caption to explain literally what is going on in the webm...

this thread could be titled 'I gave up on humanity'

sorry im late

>>10455206
mestre de burger

>>10456322
someone is asking cash for pre dipped rick and morty nuggets

>>10455203
where do you get buns like this?

>>10456383

how

>>10455430
what are you talking about
he looks like a classic uncle

>>10455190
>places elbow on table out of habit

>>10456383
Does he give the eggs the old tappa-tappa?

>>10455290
what a shitty knife

>>10456383
How does he leave? Wouldn't he break an egg or two?

>>10456383
Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

>>10456383

>>10456536

what the fuck is that

>>10455513
shh he's asian

>>10455261
The reason she's so fat is because the cameraman (her husband) has a feeder fetish. It's quite sad really.

>>10456536
>puts gloves on
>still has a fucking chain hanging around
triggered

Why do Mexicans think adding a bag of cheetos and nacho cheese to a bowl is a meal?

>>10456667
they are fat and poor and dumb

>>10455230
yum

Would anyone mind posting that fat german woman putting massive amounts of cheese and chocolate on a pizza.

>>10456953

>>10455395
cool story bro

>>10455250
how does he....pizza...so many...

>>10455827
you are now aware that this man has only one arm

>>10455203
>meat patty has holes in it
>burnt

>>10455267
Disgusting

>>10455367
Stop playig with food

>>10456529
>somebody typed this entire thing up
god you suck/ck/

>>10455600
>doesn't rest a millimeter thick burger

>>10456959
WHAT THE FUCK

>>10456959
Where can I get canned wieners like that?

>>10455302
Tammy?

>>10457353
Germany, or buy them from the meica website

>>10456658
>>10456536
His hand still touches the food too, when trying to put the mayo/white sauce on it.

>>10456959
I want to see this cooked, fuck

>>10455513
>Wild strawberrys
So they're naturally red too.

>>10455377
educate yourself, nigger
https://www.seriouseats.com/2016/07/whats-really-in-american-cheese.html

>>10455322
>Ping the Impaler

>>10455345
somebody post mosquito burgers

>>10455222
which episode of kay is this?

>>10455222
does she sneak some raw hamburger for herself there?
cheeky little napper innit

>>10458153
I wish you hadn't made me aware of this revolting detail.

>>10455240
>america
>french food

Obessed by calvin klean

>>10455211
shrek poo on her face

>>10457231
It's just eggs and bacon...

>>10455290
STOP

>>10455827
nuke china when

>>10455267
I hate when idiots use bagels for sandwiches. Also that egg is overcooked to shit. Fucking stupid.

>>10458509
how do you feel about english muffin sandwiches?
jk man, nobody gives a fuck

>>10456383
Why do you keep posting this shit?

>>10458556
pretty tough talk for a faggot butthurt about people's lunch choices

jk man, you do you

>>10458518
And I will keep telling everyone whether they give a shit or not, so get used to it. English muffins are much better for sandwiches, since they are softer than bagels and easier to bite into. I have no problem with them being used, though I think a simple buttermilk biscuit works best for breakfast sandwiches.

Where is the inb4 faggot

>>10455404
Is.. is he using a paint scraper to cut that abomination?

>>10455256
her kids must be such spoiled obnoxious little brats

>>10455376
Where can I find white strawberries outside of Asia?

>>10455290
people who need mail gloves to chop vegetables have no business handling a knife

>>10455305
>that'll be $249+tip sir

>>10458698
they're not even mail, they're like a synthetic woolen fiber that makes your hands sweat uncontrollably.

>>10455356
i'm no expert but is it supposed to take that much concentrated effort to slice to top off a fucking cake?

>>10455518
We are kindred spirits...

>>10455190
I hate this shit.

>>10455250
I thought the ripped dough was going to be the worst part.

>>10455265
i would 10/10 eat that if i was drunk

>>10455261
Could the eggs be any greener?

>>10455203
Ive never seen someone put so much showmanship into such a shitty burger.

>>10455271
>Fries
>1 bag
stopped there

>>10455211
It looks like she got a cumshot from slimer.

>>10455267
Just make a fucking omelette

>>10455404
>>10455250
I was wondering when I'd see this again.

>>10455256
this is fine

cucumber sandwiches aren't supposed to have crusts

they're dainty

>>10459123
pretty much all the sort of "tea meal" sandwiches are not suppose to have crust.

>>10455682
Because he said it was.

>>10455332
I wish I had these skills. I can't dice onions to save my life.

>>10455310

>just throw the cheese in there who gives a shit

>>10455233
Waste of halfway-decent dinner rolls. If this is someone's fetish, it's crap.

>>10455240
Almost got me, you sneaky bastard.

anyone have videos of that French Canadian schiz who used to have a YT channel and was a meme back in /ck/ a few years ago?

>>10457867
no, it's two species with the same vernacular name. Less close than lemons and oranges

>>10455233
I'd eat that.

>>10456959
Fuck off, I want to see the end product.

>>10457267
>haha it's too thin to rest you idiot!
>in the webm, a literal waterfall of fat flows from the burger after putting pressure on the bun
Hmmmm...

>>10455216
>Add cheese

Fucking americans not everything needs to be topped off with cheese

>>10455256
>>10459123
>>10458674

I never got why Americans kids go through the trouble of doing the whole cutting crusts off thing
Even if we disregard the fact that it has the same texture and taste as the rest of the bread, if you want them off for aesthethic reasons you can just buy sandwich bread instead and avoid throwing out 10% of your food every time

How did this thing even start?

>>10459140
They're also not made from bread that is sold with a crust to begin with though

>>10455308
Anything made with Oreos as an ingredient automatically looks so unappetizing.
They turn everything into grey gravel-looking slop

>>10455596
Imagine being in line.

>>10459430
Some little shits are bothered by the harder texture. Not just in America, all over the world. Even in your own nation. Children were a mistake.

>>10459430
>How did this thing even start?
kids are fussy and supposedly dont like crusts, but i never knew a kid who actually disliked crust

my best bet is on it being the shitty pasty awful bread americans use, like Wonderbread, and the crusts on those genuinely being unpleasant, but then again it's because the whole fucking bread is unpleasant so idk

>>10455363
this is bullying

>>10459496
>Some little shits are bothered by the harder texture
>harder texture
>in white bread

Anon, you couldn't discern between the crust and the inside if you were fed cubes of exclusively either while blindfolded
The "crust" (and it's laughable that they call it a crust to begin with) is just a slightly darker colored part of the same bread

>>10459430
>cucumber sandwiches
>American

>>10459514
What does the webm have to do with the discussion?
Are you that retarded that you can't discern why people would be reminded by it of this pretty much anglo-only phenomenon?

>>10459503
Yes, I could. I'm sorry that you can't.

>>10459403
philly cheese steak you idort

>>10455813
It probably could with a bit of advertizing, raclette cheese is not really high grade, or highly fermented.
All you need is a Californian actor shilling it for a few month

>>10459519
>discussion started because of the webm
>no one has spoken about anything but the webm
>the webm is the only example provided
>retard quotes the webm post as an example
>HAHA FUCKING AMERICANS
>someone points out that the example is an, almost exclusively, english food
>W-WHAT DOES THE WEBM HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Oh my word...

>>10459594
how can americans even do something so strange

>>10459594
Americans

>>10459594
Uh... America? Really?

>>10455596
He only does this if you pay extra, or when you're with a cute girl.

>>10459834
looks terrible tbqh

>>10459834
is this any good?
im looking for a diferent way to make eggs

>>10459834
Looks interesting. Although I have the feeling he just took some meat dish and replaced the meat with eggs.

>>10459926

I have no idea what the context is, but the reaction on that lady's face is basically saying, "holy shit, this guy has gotten so good at masturbating that he's figured out a way to turn it into some kind of a business.

>>10455395
Nobody gives a shit about what you want.

>>10459960
speak for yourself retard

>>10459834

The only thing I hate more than a webum that ends before the money shot is a cooking video where they have all the onion or whatever already measured out in a dish but they gradually sprinkle it into the pan instead of just dumping it all at once, as though they aren't sure if it's the right amount.

>>10455211
>Shrek cosplayer ready to be transformed

why do Asians have the need to eat the most fucked up shit in the most fucked up way?

>>10459955
She was stirring it with the ladles, then big guy jumped in and tried to show off.

>>10455271
>frozen fries
this retard probably doesnt even know how to make crunchy fries using regular potatoes so she has to use frozen

>>10455267
i bet its completely cold inside

>>10460013

He must be from /tv/.

>>10455353
>avocado
>bacon
>egg
can wh*tes even attempt to cook with anything else?

>>10459550
Fucking kek is this to piss off autists or something?

>>10460035
>can quasi-adult millennials even attempt to cook with anything else?

Fixed that for you

>>10460012
End racism today.

>>10455404
br food is abolutely disgusting.

>>10455271
doesnt frying frozen stuff actually account for a lot of house fires and cooking injuries

i thought youre not supposed to do it because the water flash boils and throws oil everywhere as it turns to steam, same as frying shit in a wet pan

>>10460036
I think it's a thing they do on Facebook and Reddit and stuff. Someone puts up something like that and then everybody posts hyperbolic remarks about how triggered they are. Because OCD is cool now or something.

>>10459962
Nah, he speaks for all of us.

>>10460012
Circle of life

>>10460046
>>10460036
the meme is "unsatisfying things" and it's about as old as the internet but has always been cancer on par with advice dog/courage wolf

>>10460043
Obviously you don't want to put frozen food that has a lot of ice crystals on the outside of it into hot oil, but as long as there isn't a bunch of ice on the outside it's fine.

There's nothing unsafe about putting cold food into hot oil. What's unsafe is getting WATER into hot oil.

I deep fry stuff from frozen often. Never had a problem. Likewise the vast majority of fast food and "fast casual" recipes deep fry straight from frozen. Fish sticks, tendies, french fries, jalapeno poppers, pickle chips, and all those other deep-fried appetizers people get? Those are all deep-fried from frozen.

>>10460057
>Those are all deep-fried from frozen.
when I worked at a breakfast place we kept shit like that chilled but not frozen

im not saying that one speck of frost will instantly set your entire neighborhood on fire but I'd be apprehensive about doing it and advise frozen things be thawed, if you really must use frozen crap

>>10460056
>as he posts using a meme
kill youself my man

>>10460065
He didn't say meme's were bad, just the ones mentioned, you dumb shit.

>>10460061
Your place was an outlier then. It's extremely common to deep fry from frozen, assuming of course that the foods are relatively small/thin.
Of course larger foods must be thawed otherwise the outside would burn before the inside would be cooked.

the danger is all in your head. Nothing unsafe about deep frying from frozen unless the food is covered with ice.

>>10455190
Nobody ever notices the wizardry that turns the round dallops into squares.

>>10460075
perhaps I was implying that the meme was also cancer, but reading comprehension probably ain't your strong suit huh sweetie?

>>10459430
>kids go through the trouble of doing the whole cutting crusts off thing

Because they are spoilt, entitled, soft toothed little cum guzzlers. And their parents of yankee origin are double retards,

>>10460083
But why don't they buy sandwich bread then
Why buy the one with the brown outside if you're going to cut it off

>>10460085
>yankee retards
See above.

>>10458401
>raclette
>french food
You fucking wish, shaddock
>>10455240
Its Swiss.

>>10460085
>webm shows sandwich bread getting cut
>hurrr why don't they buy sandwich bread

are you a cuck or is this just primo bait?

>>10460096
How do you even manage to type and breathe at the same time, you retarded inbred?
We're talking about why it's a fad in America specifically, and why people even do it

If you're not a prime subject for down syndrome, you just buy pic related instead of paying for 10% of food you're going to throw away because you're a garbage parent and you raised a goblin that gets picky about a part of his food that tastes and feels the same as the rest of it

>>10460101
they don't sell that here because we aren't soft cucks like euros

>>10455222
>>10458142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk

>>10460108
Yeah I'm sure you're a real big boy for having to throw away food every time your spoiled goblin screams loud enough

>>10460085
>But why don't they buy sandwich bread then
americans dont have grocery stores that stock anything other than wonderbread. they dont even know that crustless fancy sandwich bread exists, and would probably complain about it being too european anyway

>>10460118
and too gay... wait that might be redundant

>>10460118
Europeans eat their crusts. Only 'merilards would consider a dumb thing like cutting it off. Heaven forbid they can't wolf their food up fast enough due to a little crust.

>>10460101
You still pay for the crusts you just don't actually get them... I wonder who is behind ((this)) loaf?

>>10460156
>You still pay for the crusts
What
No you don't
The price per weight is the same as normal bread

>>10460094
SUUUR NOS MOOONTS QUAND LE SOLEEEEIL

>>10460159
At my supermarket the sperg-friendly crustless stuff is signifcantly costlier than the other industrial bread.

>>10455206
>>10455211
>>10455250
>>10455271

uma delícia...

>>10460159
I was working on an assumption, fair enough, my bad. A superior choice for the crust cutter.

>>10460168
thats the cost of being a fucking autist who cant handle crusts

>>10460174
Cutting crusts for your child must be one of the smallest acts with the worst consequences on a child's growth.
You're pretty much fixing in their mind that inane shit like that is worthy of complaints and special treatment

>>10459660
First one of these that is actually funny.

>>10457184
bet he lost it up the ass of another equally obnoxious faggot

>>10455216
Needs more salt

>>10460049
I speak for the trees.

how egg?

eeg?!

eeee
g
G

>>10460224
very /egg/.

>>10460227
That's not egg!

>>10460224
That looks ridiculously complex for such task.

Why are these threads always 98% food cringe/rekt/rage material?

>>10460329

>>10455227
what's in this soup apart from the brains and centenial eggs?

>>10455256
who is this?

>>10456959

>>10460327
these fucking savages I swear.

>>10460207
Good to see those poor chaps get some representation.

>>10460327
>why are you touching it
>oh fug

>>10456385
What makes it a rick and morty nugget?

>>10457218
That's called a sear, steakfag.

Why don't you cook your eggs in sand /ck/?
Its healthier since you don't use oil and you also get extra minerals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

>>10455239
The coating of that nonstick pan is completely fucking gone.

>>10455363
excellent

>>10455376
>discards 90% of production for retarded shit like scratches and bruises
>hurr durr it's very hard and expensive durr
3rd nuke when?

I wish to learn more about how to enjoy food from you other humans.

>>10455244
This was nominated for an Oscar.

>>10455203
Jesus, what a train wreck.

>>10460200
best in thread

>>10455203
Is that Kenji?

>>10460505
>Yes I can understand how masticating the heated wheat flour slice can be pleasurable for humans.

>>10460080
Terrible backpedal. You must be mentally by challenged.

>>10455865
Lost it

mhmm chip butty

>>10459660
this is 100% pure reddit

>>10460636
It's like you've never seen Frank.

>>10455282
What the fuck? This is how a trip to the er starts. What is this from?

>>10460037
>generalizations are okay as long as it's not white!!!!
Fuck off it was funny.

>>10455287
Reeee make it stop!

>>10455290
You'd need gloves too if you had horrible, sloppy, infomercial tier knife skills

>>10460118
>>10460113
>Amerimutt retardation perfectly predicted

>>10460682
You linked the wrong post

>>10455271
It's like with porn. The more disgusting shit you enjoy the more you're okay with things like this.
I want this

>>10455305
>fake grass in the middle of this beauty

>>10455827
Is he an asshole or can you just walk up to to any stall and eat their product in china?

>>10460661

https://youtu.be/L0bAc6mc5GM?t=1m56s

1:56

>>10460490
>metal
spotted the 17yo edgelord

>>10460613
it was just as pretentious as it was gay

>>10455363
That's the main shopping street in Istanbul I think (Istiklal or something like that?)
I've also got an icecream like that, it's nothing special, you're really paying more for the performance, like with a magician or something. It's quite amusing getting trolled by them.

>>10460567
hearty kek
>>10460650
yes this shit right here is fucking reddit humor. I don't even get how mongrels can find the whole
>hurr look at me I'm throwing shit!
funny or even remotely amusing

>>10460689
I know, but that stupid timer before post delete

>>10460767
there is nOTHING WRONG with IRONic METAL ok thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4

>>10455211

No break eg... WTF

>>10460169
what the hell

>>10455236

Damn. Jesus Christ. Love it

>>10459471
post the one with the curried eggs

>>10457876
Kenji's just the best.

>>10460123
h-he broke all the eggs...

>>10459550
TRIGGERED

>>10459834
looks good desu

>>10455190
may be stupid to eat off the table, but damn these guys have pretty good technique

>>10460636
Reddit wishes they could take it that far.

>>10459594
Degeneracy.

>>10460522
Goddammit, I wanted to see how it looks like cut open.

>>10460329
That's a pretty nice shop.

>>10460554
stop I'll blush

>>10455190
what are you supposed to do in situations like this? I imagine this happening in front of me and dread making eye contact with one of the servers as they lean in front of me. Half way through painting their mural we'd make eye contact, I'd nod at them, acknowledging their presence, and then actively ignore them until they finish and leave. feels painful to be honest senpai

>>10461096
stop

>>10460207
I have might have something you thneed.

>>10461096
>Americans ruining Italian food
why?

>>10460012
when you have nothing to eat and no means to cook it, you get creative

>>10461147
piss off wop it's delicious

>>10461045

>>10455190
fucking dumb
they are not even cooking it, they are just putting on the table what have already been cooked for them

>>10461317
Thank you. That's almost as awful as I imagined.

>>10455298
>that's a weird looking mandarin
>its actually an amazing foie
Jesus christ, that looks delicious

>>10460759
jesus

>>10460703
its probably real grass, you fucking nerd
still I agree with you, why the fuck

>>10460123
Their is a red egg in there...

>>10455353
>uncooked egg

Fucking americans

>>10455358
I eat octopus on a monthly basis, for have some fucking mercy for the love of god

>>10460472
this

>>10459471
>cold
ew

>>10459662
>>10459788
the owner of the restaurant was a doctor who got fed up and said "fuck everything"

he is constantly saying "this place, the bypass burger, is bad for your health, and you are a fucking human disgrace for eating here", making absolutely no effort in denying that he is killing people (because some people even had actual heart attacks because of the food there) but they still come
Not sure if he loves it or is completely disgusted

>>10461872
sorry my mistake, I re-read the story and first it isn't "bypass burger" but "heart attack grill
also, apparently he wasn't a doctor, but the idea came to him when he was doing work on fitness researches and noticed how a fuckton of people cheated on their diet

just look at pic related, for fucks sake, its poetic irony at its best(worst?)

>>10460636
reddit are a bunch of fucking pussies tho

>>10459938
I've made that curry (similar ones anyway) and its delicious, no matter how fucking ugly the color is
not sure about eggs though, always did it with chicken

>>10460567

>>10460613
>all that fucking effort
>for mixing carbohydrates
these motherfuckers, I swear
they have no fucking of how to eat

>>10456959
We need to see the aftermatch

>>10455250
Behind the scenes at pizza hut

>>10456383
WE DID IT REBBIT

>>10462174
number 15

>>10455211
>That brown hand

No thanks