/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:04:19 2018 No.10482507 [Reply] [Original]

So which do you think is the best food to have sex with? For me, it's the honeydew melon. I like the way the seeds feel on my shaft and if you heat it up just right it is nice and warm. Great for cumming inside. What is your favorite food item to fuck and what is your best food fucking experience?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 12:07:34 2018 No.10482517 File: 96 KB, 599x605, c652394aa00bab0be48100fba69a867b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 13:52:37 2018 No.10482786 >>10482517 Can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen hohohohoho

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 14:02:58 2018 No.10482835 File: 104 KB, 600x707, 1481627548823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482517 what's wrong with English """""people"""""?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:15:38 2018 No.10483461 >>10482835 Dey got all them teeth. And no toothbrush.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:25:27 2018 No.10483494 >>10482507 No foods, but I once used Vap-O-Rub as a lube for jacking off. Thought it would be a nice warm feeling. It was a little too hot on my young benis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:28:22 2018 No.10483501 >>10482507 MODS!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 17:34:09 2018 No.10483512 File: 24 KB, 800x478, liver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482507 Pound of liver with a slit cut in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:08:17 2018 No.10483619 >>10483461 Mama's WRONG again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:12:48 2018 No.10483634 File: 39 KB, 450x355, thumb_The-Turkey-Del-Taco-(Crunchy).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] taco is best sandwich to have sex with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:27:55 2018 No.10483686 >>10482507 I had sex with a McDouble before, inbetween the patties. Nice and warm. Had to find a place where I could do the deed in private though, so it wasn't fresh. I ate it after too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:31:43 2018 No.10483895 >>10483619 No colonel sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:37:05 2018 No.10483913 File: 59 KB, 604x486, 1523981064179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucked a peach once huddled over in an outhouse while thinking about my cousin. I dunno man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:40:59 2018 No.10483928 >>10482507 Soy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:43:04 2018 No.10483935 >>10482507 >So which do you think is the best food to have sex with? Pre-slaughtered veal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 20:26:44 2018 No.10484110 >>10482507 Banana peel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 20:30:49 2018 No.10484132 File: 82 KB, 500x818, 1524004937730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10483913

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 22:30:27 2018 No.10484558 Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 22:30:51 2018 No.10484561 >>10482507 For me? It's two sponges with a rubber glove between them stuffed in a cup, the best kitchen lay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 23:52:46 2018 No.10484809 File: 613 KB, 672x440, Screenshot 2018-04-20 at 23.52.23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482507 Grapefruit, obviously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyMTEam-Jgc

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 00:27:53 2018 No.10484912 Peanut butter sandwich, of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 03:33:11 2018 No.10485411 >>10484809 >Full Video >Isn't the full video

Anonymous Sat Apr 21 03:45:45 2018 No.10485452

>>10482507
>be me, fucking new girlfriend at best friends house for the first time, early morning, have smashed at least 4 times but going again.
>best friends GF has hots for me and comes in with plates of food, literally stop thrusting (missionary with blankets on, it was cold) and accept 2 plates of scrambled eggs, toast and bacon with dick still in.
>give her a wink and take plates
>new girl is like wtf dude?
>both stop fucking to eat, best breakfast we've ever had, amazing stuff
>laugh about it and carry on fucking

true story

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:35:09 2018 No.10485721 >>10482507 what wait...food best for fucking? Rising bread dough without a doubt. >body temp >smooth and moldable >can be lubed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:41:02 2018 No.10485740 >>10482517 >>10482835 If I lived in Britain I would do dumb and autistic shit all the time in hopes of making it into one of these publications. It would be the true measure of my life's success.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:45:08 2018 No.10485751 File: 126 KB, 960x1015, 1503781570038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10485740 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 05:53:51 2018 No.10485773 >>10485740 Why is it okay to shoot someone if they break into your home but it's a life sentence if you just rape them a bit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 21 09:43:01 2018 No.10486454 File: 138 KB, 600x943, sunday sport quavers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10482507 >>10482517 >>10482835

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